00:00The High Marshal of the Janitorial Inspectorate Official Edict of Hostilities.
00:04To Manuel of the Clear Image Cleaning Service, it has come to the attention of the High Command
00:09that your nocturnal campaigns within the store walls are nothing short of treason against the
00:15sacred laws of sanitation. The Inspectorate has watched in silent horror as you waged a war of
00:21negligence. Our scouts report atrocities that cannot be ignored. You have left streaks upon
00:27the front glass that obscure the morning light. You have deployed the mop with a lethargy that
00:32borders on criminal. You have routinely ignored the dust-gathers in the sacred corners of Isle 4.
00:38Your half-hearted efforts are an insult to the noble lineage of the squeegee and the broom.
00:44Therefore, let it be known that the Janitorial Inspectorate hereby declares a state of total
00:49administrative warfare against you. Effective immediately, our elite battalions of white-glove
00:55auditors will descend upon your shift. Every missed spot will be logged as a tactical defeat.
01:00Every leftover smudge will be treated as an act of open defiance. We will deploy the high-intensity
01:06ultraviolet scanners, and we will not rest until your lazy regime is dismantled and the floors shine
01:13with a blinding, spotless brilliance. Prepare your spray bottles and tighten your tool belt, Manuel.
01:18The piece is broken. The grand audit has begun. Signed, the High Marshal Janitorial Inspectorate.
