00:00One can, and a bag of candies!
00:06Wade? Those girls are mine!
00:08Don't you dare get in my way!
00:12Easy, gentlemen. The ladies are watching.
00:15Let's keep it civil.
00:17Alright, you wanna play?
00:19I'll show you what you're up against.
00:22Two cans!
00:26Oh-ho! Two cans!
00:28Looks like Jasper's feeling generous today!
00:31Same asshole's high school, the world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:36What's wrong, trash rat? You scared? Come on, show us what you've got!
00:40First death in 30 seconds.
00:43Shoot. I can't let Jasper get his hands on the girls.
00:46You're not laying a hand on them, Jasper. I won't let that happen.
00:51Thank God. He doesn't seem so bad.
00:55He's not like the others. He's... different.
01:00Spouse affection increase detected. Reward granted.
01:04Item issued. 20 cans of meat. 20 cans of produce. 20 units of purified water.
01:20Holy shit. This is a lot of food.
01:24I could live off this for months.
01:31Too bad. Looks like you're out of bids.
01:33Dude, really thought he was the hero. What a joke.
01:42You actually think you can compete with me over women?
01:45Come on, you've been a loser since high school.
01:49Nothing's changed. Money, girls, whatever it is, I always get there first.
01:55Oh, yeah? What about these?
02:11How... how the hell does he have that much food?
02:14Dude!
02:16No way! I saw him trade for just two cans and a bag of candies!
02:23Whatever he bids, I'll add one more can.
02:31You're not stealing from me again, Jasper.
02:36So, are you bidding?
02:46All right. If no one else is bidding, these sisters go into our friend here.
02:52Going once. Going twice.
02:55Sold!
02:56Rescue and host binding complete. Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
03:17After you.
03:21Best trade I've ever made.
03:25Two beautiful wives in one go.
03:28Next time I see you,
03:30it won't just be your rations I'm taking.
03:44Let's head back to mine, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
03:46Let go of me, you psycho!
03:49No!
03:58Nick! Nick!
04:06Nick!
04:06Nick!
04:13Told you. I knew Duncan's hoarding a girl himself.
04:20I... I know where Duncan keeps his goods.
04:24I can take you there.
04:35Oh yeah?
04:37But first, let us take a look at the goods right here
04:46I just had two women taken from me
04:51Guess you'll have to help us work that anger out
05:04Compatible spouse detected
05:05Rescue required for binding
05:07Failure to complete will result in host death
05:10Time remaining 5 minutes
05:13This again?
05:14In only 5 minutes?
05:28Wait!
05:30You again?
05:32You're fucking dead
05:33I'm gonna chop you into pieces and feed your sorry ass to the strays
05:37Stay back!
05:41Really?
05:42A bottle of water?
05:49Fuck!
05:51Last bottle I've got
05:53I have to make this
05:54Where did you even get that?
05:56The wrecked car still had some gas in it
05:58I siphoned just enough for one bottle
06:00Just enough to scare them off
06:01What?
06:02Then what do we do now?
06:13Take one more step
06:14And I'll blow this place up
06:21Damn it Wade
06:22You've got two of them already
06:24Do you have to take her too?
06:27Fuck
06:27Why won't they back off?
06:41Wade
06:41You're dead
06:42You hear me?
06:43This isn't over
07:08Rescue mission complete
07:10Partner count increased
07:12Current total 3
07:13Thank you
07:14You saved my life
07:17Affection metrics
07:18Sally
07:1810
07:19Margaret
07:2015
07:20Kate
07:2110
07:22Maybe I can trust this guy
07:25Rough around the edges
07:26But he's got guts
07:28Spouse affection levels increased
07:30Rewards issued
07:31Medicine
07:3110 units
07:32AK-27
07:331 unit
07:34Ammunition
07:34100 rounds
07:35Items can be retrieved at any time
07:37An AK?
07:38Guns are a team
07:43What the hell happened?
07:45Where'd everyone go?
07:48Shh
07:49Let's move
07:50It's not safe here
08:04Let's move
08:05It's not safe here
08:14Welcome to the five star apocalypse hotel
08:16No hot water
08:18No bed sheets
08:18But hey
08:19It's free
08:21Hope you don't mind
08:26You're kidding
08:26How can this shoebox fit all four of us?
08:29I don't mind it at all
08:31You saved us
08:32That's already more than enough
08:34We can clean this place up
08:37It'll be fine
08:41I'm Wade Ryder
08:42And you are?
08:46Kate Grant
08:46And this is my little sister
08:49We survived one of the battles
08:52Then got caught
08:53Hi
08:54I'm Margaret
09:01Really?
09:02None of you know who I am?
09:05I'm a Hollywood star
09:08Country bumpers
09:11I was supposed to escape with my dad
09:15But he left without me
09:17I got caught right after
09:20From now on
09:21We're your wives
09:23I'll take good care of you
09:30Let's eat first
09:30Make yourselves comfortable
09:32Food will be ready in a bit
09:33I'll help
09:35Okay
09:38Damn
09:38She really knows how to butter people up
09:40And I was judging him just a second ago
09:43Great
09:44He probably thinks I'm a pain
09:47Only Margaret would be naive enough
09:48To fall for a guy like him
09:50But me
09:52Marry some trash
09:53Scavenging loser
09:58Hell no
10:15Let's make chicken soup first
10:16About half a gallon
10:17See the line on the side?
10:18Fill it up right to there
10:27Wow
10:28How am I supposed to stay calm looking at that?
10:35Honey, what's wrong?
10:37What are you looking at?
10:40I just don't want you wearing yourself out
10:42Let me do it
10:46Oh no, I'm really fine
10:48You pulled me out of that auction
10:50You saved me
10:51So I'm your wife now
10:52I can boil water
10:54And mop the floors for you
10:56Anything to make you happy
10:59Damn
11:00What a pleasant surprise
11:04Let me do it
11:05Let me help you
11:12Wade
11:13You didn't just save me
11:15You gave me food
11:16A place to stay
11:18I think I'd be happy
11:19If I could spend the rest of my life with you
11:22Damn
11:23This system
11:24It's real
11:25I just finished cleaning the living room
11:27Wow
11:27She's quick
11:28Pretty cute
11:29But charm
11:30That's my strong suit
11:31Alright, alright
11:32Dinner will be ready soon
11:34I'll help out
11:41Oh no
11:42I think I twisted my ankle
11:45Wade, honey
11:46Can you help me up?
11:47I don't think I can stand
11:49Sally, are you okay?
11:51Try standing up and see
11:52My legs feel so weak
11:54Thank God you caught me
11:56You're so strong
11:57You make me feel safe
11:58To be honest
11:59I'm actually looking forward to sleeping beside you tonight
12:18Honey, you should sleep with me tonight
12:21I can keep you warm
12:23Give you massages
12:24And maybe even
12:38Back in school
12:39All the girls called me a loser
12:40Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting over me
12:51Uh, what's going on in the kitchen?
12:56Nothing
12:57Absolutely nothing
12:59It's just really hot in there
13:00That's all
13:04Did Margaret and Sally
13:05Really just get affectionate with this guy?
13:11At times like this
13:13A woman's worth less than a cow
13:14I wouldn't even be here
13:16If he didn't have all that food
13:18These supplies won't last forever
13:20I need to raise their favorability
13:22As soon as possible
13:25Alright
13:25Let's eat
13:27Wade
13:27You're such a good cook
13:29This soup is absolutely delicious
13:38Wade
13:38Why aren't you eating?
13:41I am eating
13:42It's just
13:43It's really hot in here
13:53Sorry
13:56Sally, what do you think you're doing?
14:02I'm just giving our husband a little massage
14:07Honey
14:07You must be worn out after cooking
14:09Want to lie down for a bit?
14:11I can help you relax
14:13Great idea
14:14I'll help too
14:31They're getting far too bold
14:33If I don't make a move
14:34Will I get kicked out?
14:35It's just a massage
14:36That's all
14:36Just a massage
14:40Too good to be true
14:48Did you guys hear that?
14:50Oh
14:51Oh
14:52Oh
14:52Oh
14:54Alright
14:55Forget the massage
14:56Looks like we need to find a new place
14:57Right now
15:01This ought to be enough for us to find a safer spot in Wasteland City
15:06Margaret, are you alright?
15:10You're on your period, aren't you?
15:12Yeah
15:13I'm fine
15:14I'll stay here and rest
15:15You guys go on ahead
15:18If anyone comes, lock the door and don't make a sound
15:23You wouldn't leave me here, would you?
15:26I'll be right back
15:27I won't abandon my girls
15:30Okay
15:31Honey, I'll wait for you
15:39That's the place I told you about, boss?
15:41Yeah
15:42That bastard's living a good life right now
15:43Three women waiting on him
15:45And more food than all of us combined
15:46And we take it
15:47Take everything
15:53Wade, you're back so soon
16:03Well, look at you
16:05You look a lot better than last night
16:13Good
16:13Upgraded our place with supplies
16:15At least I don't have to worry about Jasper showing up again
16:20Wade
16:21Something's wrong
16:31Margaret
16:32Margaret
16:32Margaret
16:40Wait, there's a note on the door
16:44Your woman is in my hands
16:46Bring the rest of your supplies to the junkyard if you want her back
16:49It's Jasper and his guys
16:52I should have killed them when I had the chance
16:58Judging by the tracks here and around the house
17:00There were at least seven or eight of them
17:02They must have teamed up with another group
17:04Those guys are animals
17:07Margaret
17:09She might not have made it
17:11No, she's still alive
17:13There's no blood anywhere
17:15And they need Margaret alive
17:17She's leveraged for more supplies
17:19That junkyard's definitely a trap
17:21They're waiting for us to walk right into it
17:25Then
17:27What do we do?
17:29Both of you stay here
17:30I'm going alone
17:31Alone?
17:32Are you crazy?
17:33Don't be reckless, Wade
17:35You can't just
17:36Don't worry
17:36I'll bring Margaret back
17:39I've got a secret weapon
17:49Wade was right
17:51Margaret really is still alive
17:53We promised we'd stay home
17:55Why did we follow him?
17:58I don't trust him going alone
18:01And my sister is in their hands
18:09Boss
18:10Why don't we have a little fun with this one first?
18:13Stop thinking with your dick
18:15Save your energy for the fight
18:17Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
18:19Means he's got backup
18:21We gotta stay sharp
18:30Well, well, look who showed up
18:33You actually came alone?
18:35You here to die or bring us food?
18:38He's here because he's pussy whapped
18:40Look at him, a horny fucking dog
18:44Hey, Boone, right?
18:45Remember me?
18:46We were neighbors
18:47Our moms used to play cards together
18:49Don't even mention that carded-acted bitch to me
18:52Did you bring the stuff or not?
18:54Sure did
19:02Wade, go!
19:03Don't do this for me!
19:12Shut up!
19:13This isn't your place to speak
19:31We can go hunting tonight
19:34I know a spot
19:35Hey, Boone
19:35Everything okay?
19:40What?
19:44We had a deal
19:46You get the goods, I get the girl
19:48Right?
19:55What girl?
19:56I just handed you the supplies
19:58Now, let Margaret go
20:01Either of you see this idiot
20:03Give me anything?
20:05Nope
20:05Never seen him before in my life
20:07You heard him
20:08Now beat it
20:09Come on, man
20:11Let's keep this fair
20:21Oh no
20:22He's surrounded
20:23We need to help him
20:25Are you insane?
20:26Look how many people there are
20:28We need to run
20:29Now
20:30Before anyone sees us
20:36You sure you want to break the rules?
20:43Oh, I get it now
20:45I know what you guys are gonna do
20:46Be smart
20:47Get the fuck out
20:49I gave you a chance
21:06Surprise, motherfucker
21:17No way
21:19A gun?
21:20A real gun?
21:22That useless fuck has a gun?
21:24How?
21:25Get it together
21:26He probably got it somewhere
21:28There are more of us
21:30And there's no way he's got many rounds
21:36Right
21:37Those shots he fired
21:38He probably burned through most of the mag already
21:40I don't care how many bullets he's got left
21:42We rush him
21:43Together
21:44First one to kill him
21:45Gets all his supplies and his girls
21:56Come on
21:57Keep betting your lives on my bullets
22:07Don't move
22:08We're not done yet
22:15I'm sorry
22:16Wait, it was all Jasper's idea
22:18None of this was my fault
22:22No
22:22He's lying
22:24I didn't do anything
22:25Boone took your girl
22:27He stole your supplies
22:29Don't shoot me
22:31Don't shoot me
22:32We can talk it out
22:51I thought
22:53I thought I'd never see you again
22:56I told you I'd come back
23:05What are you guys doing here?
23:06I told you to stay home
23:07We were worried about you
23:09I was so scared
23:11I thought you were gonna die
23:13Oh?
23:14That's not what you were saying earlier
23:15How was I supposed to know my husband was a badass
23:17And had a gun?
23:19God, that was so hot
23:20Affection metrics
23:21Sally, 25%
23:24Margaret, 30%
23:25Kate, 15%
23:27Spouse affection levels increased
23:29Rewards delivered to residents
23:30Purified water, 20 liter
23:32Canned meat, 20 units
23:33Milk, 20 cartons
23:36Come on
23:37Let's go home
23:51Don't kill me
23:54Please
23:55I'll give you back everything
23:59You two
24:00Get over here
24:01No
24:01Wait
24:02Please don't kill us
24:03We were classmates
24:04Yeah, please
24:05We'll work for you
24:06Shut up
24:06Get over here
24:07Hands on the ground
24:12Remember
24:12From now on
24:14If any of you touch my wives
24:16I'll shoot you in the skull
24:18Now get out of here
24:23Ladies
24:23Let's have a feast tonight
24:33Civilization
24:35Continuation
24:35Primary objective
24:36Host must reproduce with compatible partners
24:39To preserve human civilization
24:40What happens
24:41When it reaches 100%
24:46Babe, I brought you something clean to wear
24:48I'll just leave it here
24:50Okay
24:58Margaret?
25:14Forget about it
25:17Got you wrong
25:20Back
25:20Look
25:20I
25:20Am
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