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00:05Previously, I'm Sean Astrid.
00:07Give it!
00:11Jesus!
00:12I don't remember that.
00:13Okay, what do you remember?
00:15You being a hero.
00:19Hey, Dad.
00:20You thought you could cancel, Dove?
00:22Cancel my family, my lineage.
00:24So I've told the accountant to cancel everything.
00:26Oh, and I've changed the logs.
00:32Come on, Keith.
00:34Why'd you break home?
00:37Come on, don't give me a run now.
00:40My key's not working.
00:41Didn't you get my text?
00:46What kind of sorcery is this?
00:48Izzy's dad changed the logs.
00:53Why?
00:54Yeah, he booted her out.
00:56Evicted.
00:57Gone.
00:58Wait.
00:59I don't know yet, but doesn't that feel a bit extreme?
01:04So it's just going to be you and me?
01:06No more Izzy?
01:07I know you won't miss her, but I think that I will.
01:10You're going to miss her mud masks and her $500 honey.
01:15Who got you plastered?
01:17Me.
01:18I take full responsibility.
01:19Did something happen with Paul?
01:21Paul?
01:22Yeah, well, you said you're staying at his tonight.
01:25Yes.
01:27We had an argument and I had to come straight home.
01:29Well, give me your phone.
01:30I can do a really intimidating text.
01:32No.
01:33No, no.
01:33We're just, um, we're having some issues, some deep therapy level issues.
01:38Yeah, I thought something was off.
01:40Really?
01:41Well, you did that really weird prank on that kid.
01:44Yes.
01:44Bad Phil.
01:45Bad Emmett.
01:47He actually spoke about you today.
01:49Really?
01:49What did he say?
01:51Lollies.
01:52He remembers.
01:54Yeah, something about a culturally inappropriate name.
01:58Oh, yeah, I told him that.
01:59But don't say anything to him, okay?
02:02Until I say so.
02:09Where the hell's that?
02:15Really?
02:16Lizzie, what's wrong?
02:17Did someone die?
02:19Come on, sit down.
02:25Hey, Izzy, whatever it is, just say it.
02:28It's my dad.
02:30He died?
02:32No.
02:35He cut me off.
02:38Why'd he do that?
02:40For changing my last name to Rolbutter without telling him.
02:45Have you called your mum?
02:47He changed the locks to my house, really.
02:50You got this, bro?
02:51Yep.
02:55What am I going to do?
03:07Sprung.
03:08What time do you call this?
03:10I didn't mean to wake you.
03:12I was still up.
03:13Is Chloe okay?
03:15She's fine.
03:17Okay.
03:17You know, they invented plates for a reason.
03:21Oh, no.
03:22Was this meant to be your lunch?
03:23It's fine.
03:24It's delicious.
03:26It's better when it's hot.
03:29Like at dinner time, when I was meant to be home.
03:33Sorry.
03:33Hey, no, no, no.
03:34I'll do the bottles.
03:35You can go back to bed.
03:35It's fine.
03:36I'm here.
03:37How was Libby?
03:37Fun date?
03:38It wasn't really a date.
03:40You sure about that?
03:42Yeah.
03:42It was more of a team debrief.
03:45Right.
03:46Okay.
03:48Okay.
03:49Okay.
03:51Okay.
03:51Okay.
03:52Okay.
04:02Today's a big day.
04:03Do you talk?
04:03Yeah.
04:04All the way.
04:06What's wrong?
04:07I thought I could at least order my Asai Wellness Bowl.
04:10You know, have one normal thing, but my overeats keeps declining.
04:14Okay, babe.
04:15Let me hold your hand while Lily explains this to you.
04:19Izzy.
04:20Your dad throws everything, okay?
04:22Accounts, cards.
04:23I know.
04:24What's that got to do with my overeats?
04:28It's all connected.
04:30I thought it was like a separate account already loaded up.
04:34Vienna.
04:36You guys must think I'm so stupid.
04:39No, of course not.
04:40The accountant managed the money from the day I was born.
04:43My dad gave me a card at 12 and said, go for it.
04:46And now, I don't even know how much I get paid.
04:50We're here for you, and together we'll find a way to fix things with Daddy-O.
05:01Why are you being so nice to her?
05:03It's freaky.
05:04It's the biggest day of my life, and I can spend some joy around.
05:08You're just trying to fix her up quick, because she makes you tired.
05:11Oh my God, Nala.
05:15I'm in sage, are you, Zian?
05:16Where were you last night, you piker?
05:19I was following up with your patients.
05:21What, the Subbatskits?
05:22I talked to every parent and made sure there were no issues.
05:24Yeah, I bet you did.
05:26Schmooze them with the billionaires, huh?
05:28No.
05:29But I do think we need to raise the bar with our lifestyle.
05:32Oh, you're not going to buy another car, are you?
05:34I'm thinking dinner party.
05:35Your place.
05:36Why?
05:37A small venue.
05:38Big connections.
05:39Sorry, who are you wanting to connect with?
05:41Your friends.
05:44No, no, no, no, don't invite me.
05:45I just want my tomato sauce to connect with my pie.
05:48Please.
05:49Nope.
05:52Friends, I need names.
05:54Sage, and his plus one.
05:56Uh, fine, but just get some Fitburger.
05:59I want to cook.
06:00I've been getting some help from AI.
06:03Recipes, ambience pointers.
06:05Okay, yeah, you went dinner party booked.
06:07Hey, Sage.
06:08Look, my conversation starter.
06:11Loli.
06:13I told you, do not talk to Emmett.
06:15But we almost made eye contact.
06:16You ruined my plan.
06:18Well, what is your plan?
06:19Give me details, come on.
06:21A dinner party.
06:22What?
06:23Yeah, our place.
06:24Tonight, you don't have to do a thing.
06:25And you've invited Emmett.
06:27Just for you.
06:29But don't get your hopes up.
06:30I'm not, but let's just frame this moment the day that everything changes.
06:33What did I just say?
06:34Hey, baby, I'm chill.
06:36I'm cool.
06:37I'm like that little penguin for J. Kelly Tartans.
06:39Brr.
06:42When are we going out again?
06:44Well, I need to check with NOS.
06:45I don't want to take advantage.
06:46Oh, here comes the old ball on Jane now.
06:48Sorry.
06:49Hey, I didn't know you were coming to see me.
06:52Actually, I booked Louie and was the GP.
06:54What?
06:55Why?
06:55Air infection.
06:57Which GP?
06:58Jamie.
06:58She put her on amoxicillin.
07:00Why didn't you tell me?
07:01You should have called.
07:02You were in ED.
07:03Anyways, I gave her the first dose and some Pamela, and she fell asleep immediately.
07:06How do you get probiotics into a baby?
07:09Is that a thing, or is that too alternative for you guys?
07:12I'm going to get her home before she wakes up.
07:17Oh.
07:19A pediatric surgeon is a babysitter.
07:21You're really lucked in there.
07:24Who needs Vidi anyway?
07:25What can he do now?
07:27His part of the baby making's already done.
07:30Well, the catheter's going to go in now.
07:37Sorry, it might be a little bit uncomfortable.
07:38Just let me know and I can stop.
07:41No, all good.
07:42Just keep going.
07:44Okay.
07:46We need to transfer.
07:52And we're releasing now.
07:55Okay, if I cry, it's not because of you.
07:58It's just...
08:00Just keep going.
08:02And we're done.
08:03Okay.
08:06I'm here.
08:07I'm here.
08:08I'm here.
08:08Are you all right?
08:10What?
08:10Everything was textbook, Vili.
08:13I missed it.
08:14Where were you?
08:15I was...
08:16I was stuck in traffic.
08:17Eh?
08:18I had to go home.
08:19Do a thing for Izzy.
08:20What thing?
08:21She thought she left a curler on, and then there was an accident on the motorway.
08:25Linga, do you need anything?
08:26I'm just trying to stay zen.
08:30Man!
08:32I can't believe I missed it.
08:37And I know everyone is like, oh, poor Trism and Princess lost the silver spoon.
08:45But it's not like I even asked for the silver spoon, okay?
08:48The silver spoon was forced upon me from the day I was born.
08:51How about a pop quiz?
08:54Sure.
08:56The Bernice Point.
08:57The appendix usually sits...
08:59Right little quadrant.
09:00Two thirds from umbilicus to the anterior superior iliac spine.
09:04Hey, are all your children Warners?
09:07Um, except for Trinity.
09:09She's a quant.
09:10Oh, did you disown her?
09:12No.
09:13It was just decided from the get-go.
09:16Huh.
09:17That's progressive for a boomer.
09:19That's the generation above me.
09:22No, it's not.
09:24I think you'll find it is.
09:26You're the same age as my dad, so...
09:28Before we clip, what do we need to double-check?
09:31That there's no bleeding, and make sure it's the appendix and not something else like Mickles.
09:35Anyways, I was doing some research on TikTok, and apparently boomers are the most selfish generation alive.
09:41Really?
09:42Exhibit A.
09:43My father hoarding his millions.
09:47Did you talk to him before you changed your name?
09:49See?
09:50You're on his side.
09:51I'm just asking a question.
09:54And then Vili said something about taking control of my Kiwi saver?
09:59I mean, what even is that?
10:01I thought it was like a GoFundMe for little Kiwis.
10:03Back to the patient.
10:05But if I can access my Kiwi saver, it'll solve all my problems.
10:09Izzy, we like gating here.
10:10Oh.
10:13What kind of a man changes the locks?
10:16Would you do that?
10:17Be honest.
10:20Miss Lane, we'll resume treatment in five minutes.
10:22I require an urgent consult with Dr. Walken.
10:25Okay.
10:28What do you need?
10:30A zip-wrap.
10:31What?
10:32Oh, that's...
10:33That's that thing you say.
10:35Miss Lane was making zucchini ribbons with a new mandolin.
10:37No.
10:38I mean you.
10:39Your head's been elsewhere since you got back from lunch.
10:42Oh.
10:42Um.
10:43My baby has an ear infection.
10:45Nas took her to the GP.
10:47Got antibiotics.
10:48Standard best practice.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Except he didn't even tell me.
10:51Or ask permission.
10:53Sorry.
10:53Dr. Nazar-Shad didn't ask for consent to medical assessment or treatment of your child.
10:58No.
10:58He didn't.
10:59Well, this is a breach of informed consent protocol.
11:02Yeah.
11:03I'm trying to be cool about it.
11:04Well, cool is irrelevant.
11:05Why did he disrespect chain of command?
11:07I...
11:08I don't know.
11:09Is your distraction masking outrage?
11:13Because if I was the parent, outrage would be appropriate.
11:16As you were.
11:20Get your notes typed up and then take a ten minute break.
11:23And by ten, you mean thirty?
11:26We need to prep for the anterior resection.
11:29Thing is, I need to go flat hunting.
11:32Or at least find a nice overpass now that I'm homeless.
11:36Kick to the streets by my father.
11:38Okay.
11:39Take the thirty.
11:43Hey.
11:44The transfer's done.
11:45Bank transfer.
11:46The embryo.
11:47Oh.
11:48That.
11:49Congrats.
11:51It's a shame that Betty missed.
11:52Yeah.
11:53He's so bad at time management, eh?
11:56Izzy, he was busy running around sorting your crap out.
11:59Oh.
12:00So now it's my fault he was an OSHA.
12:02Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you because we're all having a baby here, people.
12:05I can't believe you're having a girl with me.
12:08Well, I can talk behind your back if you prefer.
12:10I have been disowned.
12:12So maybe try some compassion.
12:14Thinking of other people.
12:15Yeah, I'm thinking about Vili, who missed the miracle of life because of you.
12:19It's a compass sales.
12:20Okay?
12:21It's not a baby yet.
12:23Okay, are you serious about my brother?
12:25Because he's having a baby and you don't seem to care.
12:28That doesn't scream long term to me.
12:31What are you saying?
12:32Maybe you should just walk away.
12:33Yeah, and maybe you should pull your head in and stop telling me what to do.
12:39There's only four of us, right?
12:40AI says a different glass per course.
12:43Well, AI also tells you to kill yourself if you're not careful, so just do what you want.
12:48Is this okay?
12:50Tucked or untucked?
12:51Whatever feels good.
12:55Okay, for God's sakes, untuck it.
12:58And can you drink some water?
12:59I can hear your mouth smacking.
13:00Sorry, sorry.
13:05Hello, Cody.
13:06And welcome to your own home, Sage.
13:08You guys are a bit early, but that is cool, cool, cool.
13:12Relax.
13:13Wow.
13:14Dinner with the CEO.
13:15What an honour.
13:16I am not the CEO tonight, friends.
13:18I'm just casual Paul.
13:20Phil's boy.
13:24Thanks for the wine.
13:25Yum.
13:28There's only four settings.
13:30Who else is coming?
13:32Emmett.
13:35Easy, we can scooch around.
13:38Can I get anyone a glass of this?
13:41Oh, yes, please.
13:41Big one.
13:42Time to.
13:43He did not just diss my headlock North Shipley.
13:46He did.
13:46Guys, he's just nervous.
13:47Well, this has to be perfect for Emmett, so I'm going to go see if the kitchen boy needs
13:51any help.
13:54Is he actually coming?
13:57I need to confirm that booking.
14:01Oh, you suck at lying.
14:03Sorry?
14:04Does Sage know that you were out with Emmett last night doing a double act?
14:08I am advocating for Sage every single day.
14:10Oh, are you?
14:11Really?
14:12Have you seen your boyfriend?
14:13He's like a golden retriever.
14:15Puppy.
14:15And you want me to kick that?
14:17Hmm.
14:18I'm not doing it.
14:19Give it to yourself, then.
14:27Hey, um, if you need to cry it out, I'm here for you, sis.
14:32Cry?
14:33What for?
14:34Your dad stole your dad.
14:37Who cares about him, okay?
14:39When I have Desert Rouge to comfort me.
14:43Limited edition.
14:45With your mum's credit card?
14:47Yeah.
14:48It's on sale.
14:48It's only $250.
14:50Two.
14:51$250 bucks.
14:52It comes with a matching mirror.
14:54Look.
14:55You're 20 minutes late.
14:57Someone said you were in a meeting.
15:00So, what?
15:01You thought you'd do some de-boxing?
15:05It's unboxing.
15:07Did you even look at a flat?
15:11Well.
15:12No.
15:13So, you lied to me.
15:15You wasted your mother's money.
15:17You wasted my time.
15:19You know what?
15:20Forget theatre.
15:21You're on discharge summaries.
15:23All of them.
15:30You're brave.
15:32Excuse me?
15:33Well, might be picking a fight with Mama Ropata.
15:37Just saying.
15:43Hey.
15:44Called your dad yet?
15:46Why would I?
15:47No.
15:47We'll talk about it later tonight.
15:48At Molly's.
15:49Doing the thing for Selena.
15:51Pass.
15:52What's she done?
15:53Coming at me.
15:54Like she's got a front row seat in my life.
15:56Talking about my future as if she's in it.
15:58Hey?
16:01You and me, Vili, we're just sleeping together.
16:04It's nothing serious.
16:06You can post that in the family group chat.
16:08In fact, pin it for all the aunties gay.
16:16We're here to celebrate.
16:17Okay?
16:18Really, no deep stuff.
16:20Just one.
16:20Good times and fun vibes.
16:23Oh, my God.
16:25I love this, Candice.
16:28Linga, if you've got a problem with me, come to me, not Izzy.
16:31Man, I knew she was a narc.
16:33Just got that look about her.
16:35It's not her fault I was late.
16:36She doesn't care about this baby.
16:38Of course she does.
16:39Yeah, about being on the Birkin wait list, which she can't get on now.
16:42What is that?
16:43An overpriced handbag, Vili.
16:45That's what she cares about.
16:47Okay, Izzy is not just some random girl.
16:51I really like her.
16:52Man, she has turned you into a real-life libubo.
16:57I think we should do speeches.
17:01To baby Toa.
17:02Hold on, little one.
17:04Where is my shampas?
17:06We'll pick this conversation up later.
17:08No, we won't.
17:10Izzy's a part of my life.
17:11Yeah, well, good luck, because I don't want her anywhere near me or this baby.
17:15Mangi mo.
17:16Man, this is so cute.
17:18I'm so glad you like it.
17:27They've done it in every drug room, the meeting room, the library, the CEO's office, but not the PO's.
17:33Apparently, Libby's caught them twice, and they've got a sweepstakes going.
17:37That's why they always look so smug.
17:41What are we loving it?
17:43Nothing, just a thing on YouTube.
17:46Love YouTube.
17:46You know, the guys that started YouTube, they were, um, the guys who started that were working on PayPal when
17:53they, um...
17:54The bread.
17:55Oh, yes, um...
17:58I just put it into a warm through, but...
18:02It's burnt to a crisp.
18:02I can smell it.
18:04It was just having so much fun.
18:07You know, give me good conversation over bread any day.
18:09I'd still like some bread.
18:10Well, maybe you could text Emmett to pick some up.
18:12I mean, I feel bad that we started eating without him.
18:14Oh, that's okay.
18:15I'm sure we'll still be making our way through the steak for the next couple of hours.
18:19Savouring it.
18:20That's the way to do it.
18:22Yes, actually, I should text Emmett.
18:26Oh, yep.
18:28Here we go, guys.
18:29Emmett, text.
18:32Uh, E.D. is busy heading home.
18:35Enjoy dinner.
18:37What a surprise.
18:39Oh, no.
18:40More wine, Paul!
18:41Absolutely.
18:42I like your style.
18:46Okay, bless him, but if he does not give us at least one edible thing tonight, I'm going to cry.
18:50Into this burnt black broccolini.
18:52Yeah.
18:54Guys, I know we're disappointed Emmett can't make it, but if I can make the effort, then so can you.
19:06I should have brought this in hours ago.
19:09I'm going to have to use the dryer again.
19:11Oh, you know that.
19:12Look, you need to stop thinking about work.
19:15I, um, I just wanted to say thank you for catching the ear infection.
19:19Hmm, no problem.
19:21Small thing.
19:22I just wish you'd told me and asked me first.
19:25I know apologising's not really in your wheelhouse, but, you know, you could give it a shot.
19:30Apologise.
19:30Oh, yeah, we talked about this.
19:32Consent.
19:32It's my job.
19:34But it's okay.
19:35It's all good.
19:36It's always next time, right?
19:38She has otitis media.
19:40I know that.
19:41What, you want it left untrue to let it progress to mastoiditis, glue ear, hearing loss?
19:46Of course not.
19:47So what's the issue?
19:48I just need to be across these decisions.
19:51I make hundreds of decisions for Chloe each day.
19:54You know, what if she'd spiked a fever while you were out drinking with Libby?
19:57Hold on, wait.
19:57Is this about Libby now?
19:59You tell me.
20:00You're the one with the problem.
20:01I'm the one taking care of Chloe 24-7.
20:04I'm cleaning, I'm washing, I'm cooking dinners that you don't eat because you're never around.
20:08I'm just an unpaid, glorified babysitter.
20:11I'm not forcing you to do anything.
20:13I just called you out and you can't handle it.
20:14Well, I did nothing wrong.
20:16Yeah, well, neither did I.
20:18Great.
20:21Right.
20:23You can go in.
20:25He's not going to want to see me.
20:26Rhys is facing a hard recovery.
20:29He's going to need his friends.
20:31All of them.
20:33So, uh, in you go.
20:43If Izzy was late, I would be the first to reprimand her severely.
20:47I knew you'd say that.
20:48So there's a line and you crossed it.
20:50If anyone is going to call my daughter an entitled princess, it will be me.
20:54I never said that.
20:55And no, she doesn't need to go to your budget counsellor.
20:59Um, Miriam.
21:00And don't you ever tell a young woman to change her appearance.
21:06What's really going on?
21:08I just think everyone should stay in their lane.
21:12I'm sorry, Izzy.
21:13I was out of line.
21:16Anything else?
21:21Let's go.
21:29Thank you, Paul.
21:31I know they were shit.
21:32What?
21:33And I know you're eating chips.
21:36It's okay.
21:37Sorry, guys.
21:38The AI I was using just started hallucinating.
21:40You know, cooking is not your forte.
21:41That's, like, totally okay.
21:43It's okay because I've got a real stow shopper for dessert.
21:47I've got a real showstopper for dessert.
21:50You guys just sit tight.
21:51You know what, Pablo?
21:53I actually really like you.
21:54This is very sweet of you to do this for Phil's friends and whatever beef you guys had last night.
21:58I am glad to see it is all sorted.
22:01Beef?
22:02Don't you shush him?
22:04Well, Phil was supposed to stay over.
22:06Pablo said no.
22:08I would like to propose a toast.
22:11I'd really rather you didn't.
22:13To the chef.
22:14To the chef!
22:16Thanks, guys.
22:17I'll get the dessert.
22:18And to absent friends who have forgotten how much they love me.
22:22Don't say Emmett.
22:23To Emmett.
22:24And to Phil for helping me build a bridge back to my bestie.
22:30If you don't tell him, I will.
22:33Tell me what.
22:34Ta-da!
22:35Don't.
22:37Emmett was never coming.
22:39What?
22:40Guys!
22:41And where were you last night?
22:42Tell him.
22:44Molly's.
22:45With Emmett laughing at you behind your back.
22:48Oh, God, Ian.
22:48Tell the truth for once.
22:49Guys, please stop arguing.
22:51No.
22:51Phil is helping me.
22:53No, she lied to you.
22:54Phil, why is he saying that?
22:55Because she's too much of a coward to let you down.
22:59Emmett doesn't like you and she's been lying to you this whole time.
23:05You are unbelievable.
23:06You are unbelievable.
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23:09You are unbelievable.
23:09You are unbelievable.
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23:10You are unbelievable.
23:10You are unbelievable.
23:10You are unbelievable.
23:11You are unbelievable.
23:13You are unbelievable.