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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah.
00:21Yes!
00:37Kia ora koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:42My name is Jeremy Wells and it's our time.
00:46Kia ora talofa.
00:47It's our time, a special time of day.
00:50It's our time, just you and me together.
00:55It's time to say hello, g'day.
00:58Kia te pehe kwe.
00:59Yay!
01:02That's a special little song that I wrote just for you.
01:07Because I am the Taskmaster.
01:14Please put your hands together for Dave Whanau.
01:19Kwanihoteni.
01:22Morgana O'Reilly.
01:25Rhys Mathewson.
01:27And Rose Matafeo.
01:33To my left is the Fisher to my Paykel.
01:36The Smith to my Koei.
01:39The one, the only, Paul Williams.
01:47Let's get straight to the prize task.
01:50What have we asked our contestants to bring in tonight?
01:53We've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing they acquired on a holiday.
01:58Mmm.
02:00Rose, what have you brought in?
02:02Let me transport you to a time and era.
02:052002 was the year, which I think we all remember.
02:09Mozzarella cheese.
02:13First came to New Zealand.
02:15It dropped in 2002.
02:18At the same time, it was Easter holidays.
02:21Every morning I'd get up at 11am, go to TV One and watch an episode of Moonlighting.
02:26The fantastic rom-com slash crime series starring Bruce Willis and Sybil Shepard.
02:30And make a toasted cheese sandwich with the newly dropped mozzarella cheese.
02:34So the three things I have acquired on that holiday is a DVD of Moonlighting, a toasted sandwich maker, and
02:42some mozzarella cheese.
02:49I've been very lucky to go to New York twice.
02:52And each time I'm there, I get a caricature done of my own face.
02:58So these are the caricatures.
03:03Oh my goodness.
03:04So the one on the right is from 2019.
03:07And then the one on the left is from last year where it looks like they've yassified me.
03:12You've got my guy latches on.
03:14It's amazing.
03:16Morgana, what did you bring in for us?
03:17I met my husband on a holiday, but better than that is my she-wee.
03:25Oh, the freedom!
03:28So the best thing you've ever acquired on a holiday in your life-
03:31I travelled around the world with it.
03:32Is a funnel for your urine.
03:34It's a funnel.
03:38For my urine.
03:40Cool, Arnie.
03:41What did you bring in?
03:42The year was 2025.
03:45New Zealand had mozzarella cheese for ages.
03:50But I was in Scotland and do you know like the term like to tap, you know like you hook
03:56up with someone?
03:57No, not like that.
03:59Like you tap dat?
04:00Yeah, yeah.
04:01Yes, okay.
04:02Oh, tap dat.
04:03Also, my partner, the first two letters of her name are A-F, right?
04:08So I call her A-F.
04:09So when I was in Scotland and I saw this magnet.
04:19And it's a little ginger guy, you know, it's like, turns out with a Scottish accent, that's tops off.
04:28Tops off?
04:28Oh yeah, okay, we're not laughing but we're learning.
04:31All right.
04:34I'm drawn immediately to the nips.
04:36Yes.
04:37They're powerful nips.
04:39That's a girthy nip.
04:40Yeah.
04:41And the one on the right is bigger.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Which is the same for me.
04:44Done by...
04:46Okay, Dave, what did you bring in?
04:48I went on holiday last year and ended up at a conference for a show that I'd done.
04:54And then this amazing person just tapped me on the shoulder and said,
04:58Oi, I have something for you.
05:01And then they presented me with this.
05:11It's my very own muppet of a character.
05:13I play in a thing called Our Flag Means Death about gay pirates.
05:19And that pirate there is me, the gayest of them all.
05:25How do you operate that puppet?
05:27You ask it.
05:28Hey.
05:30Can I put my hand in you?
05:31And he goes,
05:32Wah!
05:33Wah!
05:34See, I'll be gentle.
05:35Because I'm not just a...
05:36Oh, wah, wah.
05:37I'll stuff my hand up here.
05:39Nah, nah, nah.
05:40I'll buy you dinner first.
05:42Maybe...
05:43Maybe we go for a canal ride together.
05:45You know?
05:46Heee.
05:47Hamana, hamana.
05:51Okay.
05:51I'm gonna go one point for Hawane.
05:55Because it looks like you just grabbed that off the fridge on the way in.
05:58I'll go two points for Rose because I'm a huge Moonlighting fan,
06:02but I never liked the way she hooked up with Bruce and also the soft focus.
06:05I could never understand the soft focus.
06:07You have so much to with me, man!
06:09Rhys, what a delightful story.
06:11Three points for you.
06:12Morgana,
06:13I'm glad that you decided that your husband was not as important as the shiwi
06:17in terms of things that you've picked up on trips away.
06:20But four points.
06:20Everyone's got a husband.
06:21Four points for you.
06:22And five points for Dawphana.
06:30Let's kick this off.
06:32What's up first?
06:33If, like me, you're feeling extremely lonely all the time,
06:37you might want to catch this next task.
06:54Hello, Rose.
06:57Hey, Paul.
06:58Hello, Hawane.
06:59How are you?
06:59Not good.
07:00Oh, mate, we've got to work on this.
07:02Flowers!
07:03For me!
07:04Stop.
07:07Catch the bouquet in the most impressive way.
07:09Most impressive catch wins.
07:11You have 30 minutes and unlimited attempts.
07:15Your time starts now.
07:18I probably shouldn't have smelled it because I have hay fever.
07:21Oh.
07:21Are you allergic to anything?
07:22I am, yeah.
07:23What are you allergic to?
07:24Hayley Sproul's bullshit.
07:31Okay, everyone had their antihistamines.
07:33I'm ready to see this task, Paul.
07:35It's time for some R&R, which of course stands for reest and rose-laxation.
07:40I would like you to catapult this over the house while I sprint out from the carport and catch it
07:47on the run.
07:47Like I've scored a touchdown.
07:49You might need to build the catapult.
07:51Ooh.
07:52I don't know how to build a catapult.
07:54Maybe like a Rube Goldberg machine kind of thing.
07:56That would be amazing.
07:58Give me like an inspiring half-time speech about how we're down but we can win it all.
08:02But also make it wedding.
08:12That does work.
08:14If you don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, you will be destroyed.
08:19And wedding.
08:20And it's also, it's a fantastic day for a wedding.
08:23I could like skate past pulling it.
08:26Do you want to put the helmet on?
08:28Yeah, definitely.
08:29What does a quarterback say before they hut it?
08:32They normally like give numbers and things.
08:33Yeah.
08:34But let's do Bible verses because it's a wedding.
08:36This is attempt number one.
08:37It's the most radical trick you will ever see on New Zealand television.
08:46You call it.
08:47John.
08:49You need more?
08:503, 12.
08:51Hut.
08:57You okay?
08:58I landed in shit.
08:59Goose.
09:00Ya hope.
09:02Tiny Hawk.
09:07Paul.
09:08316.
09:09Hut.
09:171st down.
09:181st down.
09:19Not even a touchdown.
09:27Well I just made that more secure.
09:29I mean ideally I would have kept my footing and gone for a run to the end zone.
09:32I thought that was intentional but that was...
09:34No, that was just a lack of physical ability.
09:37Okay.
09:38Reckon I can do a backflip?
09:40I wouldn't try it.
09:45I think that might be the best I'll ever do.
09:48Leviticus.
09:4811.
09:499 to 12.
09:50Hut.
10:00Touchdown!
10:02Woohoo!
10:05You believed in me coach!
10:08Woo!
10:11Woo!
10:11Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:13Not good!
10:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:19Wow!
10:20I was genuinely taken by the backflip.
10:23I was like...
10:23Everyone thought it was me!
10:25Yeah!
10:26Hell yeah!
10:27Great nips by the way.
10:28What?
10:29Great nips.
10:31This guy's obsessed with nips.
10:35What was the rationale behind making Paul cite verses?
10:39Well that's what you do at a traditional wedding, isn't it?
10:42Not Leviticus generally.
10:45I was sort of just freestyling those.
10:48I looked it up afterwards.
10:50You picked the one where it says that you're not allowed to eat shellfish.
10:53Yeah.
10:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:55Rose, you had the classic skateboard, ladder, 2x4, hogshead, barrel, catapult.
11:11Ha ha ha ha!
11:14Right.
11:15Time to stop catching bouquets and start catching some deals.
11:19We'll see you after these ads.
11:20Woo!
11:33Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:34Where comedians are trying to catch something from a wedding
11:39that you don't need a topical cream to get rid of.
11:42That's correct.
11:43Our comedians are attempting to catch a bouquet in the most impressive way.
11:47Up next it's whane and hawane.
11:51What are you thinking?
11:52I'm thinking, I guess if I was blindfolded.
11:55I'm thinking maybe blindfolded.
11:58Okay.
11:59Yeah.
11:59You're up there hurling the items and I will miraculously guess when the bouquet is coming.
12:06I'm also going to be tied to these wild animals.
12:10Okay, ready?
12:11I'm ready.
12:13Three.
12:14Two.
12:15One.
12:19What happened?
12:20I think it hit me on the head.
12:24What happened to the hat?
12:27Three.
12:28Two.
12:29One.
12:29Throw.
12:32I think that was a ball.
12:34Three.
12:34Two.
12:35One.
12:37One.
12:39One.
12:40Three.
12:41One.
12:42One.
12:45That was it, wasn't it?
12:47All right, ready?
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:49Go.
12:52I think you might have overshot it.
12:54we need a stick maybe three two one you're okay yeah one random ding ding
13:15three two one go
13:33would you believe he's a ninja sing with me would you believe he's a ninja
13:44that was so good helani that was so good i mean i got scared they were gonna fall in the
13:49water
13:50you know what's funny i was worried that i'd fall in the water
13:53and i was like oh what's gonna happen and he's paul said it'll definitely be in the intro
14:01so what's worse a frisbee to the face or a frisbee to the bedang-dangs
14:06the bedang-dangs was the one because it was right on the button you know it was right on the
14:11bedang-dang
14:11it was right right right on the pee point and and you know almost uh you know lets him up
14:19okay so who's gonna buff the last bouquet morgana maybe i could ride past and catch it in the basket
14:30could be kind of cute it's about the the razzle dazzle that's impressive
14:39i'm gonna ride along crying because i have no one to love me i'll never find love
15:05anybody and they said i would find somebody but i'll never find anybody
15:17hi hello what's your name paul do you want to make love by the fire or something
15:22um i'll see you in a second oh yeah
15:29no i'll leave this on
15:38it's funny that you wanted to leave the helmet on morgana because paul likes to leave his on
15:42normally as well
15:43that's her perfect
15:46donk donk donk
15:49i don't remember a lot of romantic moments and rom-coms being punctuated by the term
15:56old butthole
15:59maybe not the rom-coms you're watching
16:03those aren't rom-coms you're watching
16:07they're on a website
16:11okay time to score this morgana i'm gonna give you one
16:15no it was romantic however it was really about paul dropping the bouquet rather than you
16:20catching it it had a lot to do with how he dropped it
16:24juani i'm gonna give you two points you were blindfolded
16:28i think i'm gonna give three points to rose because i think your rube goldberg machine was
16:32average but the skateboarding skills were quite dope
16:36cool thank you
16:37and i'm gonna go four for you reese because i was impressed with your nipples
16:45oh my nipples have never been clapped before in a few slides
16:50and dave five points well done
16:59so where does that leave us for the scores paul
17:02leading the pack with a perfect ten points
17:04it's dave fane
17:07yeah
17:10okay paul i'm ready for another task what have you got for me
17:12it's the first team task of the season
17:23hello rose
17:24hello paul
17:25just gonna put that
17:26your sources
17:29hello juani
17:30hello paul
17:31how are you doing
17:32not good
17:33never good
17:34well sometimes good
17:35well never when i'm round
17:40oh my god
17:42hello
17:44hello
17:45oh my god
17:48yeah
17:49oh this is race
17:51oh it's dave
17:55hey
17:56oh my god
17:57hey
17:58oh my god
18:00oh my god
18:00how are you doing
18:01it's good how are you doing
18:02have you guys met before
18:03no
18:04no
18:04hi
18:05hey
18:05yo that's funny that we do the hug and then the handshake we go backwards
18:09oh my god
18:10let's go have coffee
18:11yeah i know this is bad
18:14no guys guys if you could do the task and then go for a coffee
18:17okay
18:18okay
18:18oh
18:20wow look at this girl
18:22gracious how are you both
18:24hi
18:25oh cool
18:26have you guys all met
18:27yeah just now you watched it
18:29oh
18:30okay do you want to do it
18:32no
18:32who's the best reader
18:34i think you
18:35definitely not
18:36go for it
18:37yeah yeah go for it
18:38great
18:38build the longest successful domino run whilst keeping the balloon afloat
18:44sorry aloft i can't read
18:47that's okay
18:47you may not touch the same balloon twice in a row
18:51you must alternate who places each domino
18:54if you break any of these rules paul will knock down your domino run
18:59longest successful domino run wins
19:02you have 12 minutes
19:04your time starts on paul's whistle i can okay oh you're trying to give it
19:07yes i was
19:08yeah
19:12okay
19:14clearly dave you and rose know each other
19:17we'd never properly met each other
19:18no but we know each other
19:20we know each other
19:20because we're sam ones
19:21yeah
19:21and all sam ones know each other
19:23yeah
19:24i want to just clarify that
19:25the teams were decided based on availability and not on how Samoan they are
19:30okay
19:31right
19:32let's see how paul's race based teams perform after the break
19:57that's right jeremy our teams must take turns keeping balloons aloft while building the longest domino run
20:04up first
20:05it's both teams
20:09it's both teams
20:10okay
20:11oh yes
20:13did i just do that
20:16oh
20:17okay
20:17wait
20:18so
20:20so
20:21so
20:22so we need to get one
20:24but it's not very good
20:25okay
20:26quite far apart
20:27oh
20:28oh
20:29no
20:31rose did two dominoes in a row
20:33oh shit
20:34red
20:36oh
20:36yes
20:37say what one you do
20:38oh
20:39i'm dominoes i'm one of them
20:42oh
20:42oh dave sorry it's over here
20:45it's over here
20:46oh no
20:48the other plan i had is that we always have two people kind of knocking the balloons to
20:52each other
20:53yeah great okay ready and go
20:56you have to touch it and do a domino when you have a moment
21:02and then red
21:03and then red
21:03and then yellow
21:04oh
21:04you're good
21:05yeah yeah perfect guys
21:06you have to do a domino
21:07can you bang it up and i'll hold it in here
21:13okay okay
21:14we got it aloft
21:15is it aloft?
21:17you didn't say it needs to keep moving
21:18i'll look up the definition of aloft
21:20and then yellow
21:21oh no they hit
21:22someone do yellow
21:23oh
21:24nice
21:24okay
21:26but that's feeling really good
21:28that's feeling really good
21:29oh yeah yeah yeah
21:29that's really nice
21:30up in the air
21:31or overhead
21:34what
21:34it's not up in the air or overhead
21:37it's up in the air
21:38i would say that's sitting on a
21:40on a
21:40okay
21:41oh
21:42oh he broke it
21:44it's aloft
21:45i would say that's not aloft
21:47domino when you're ready
21:48we've got a good thing going
21:49domino's ready
21:50i like it when you say domino when ready
21:52domino when you're ready
21:53domino when you're ready
21:56okay we're going to keep this high
21:57we're going to keep it dry
21:58i guess it is overhead
22:00and uh uno
22:01and then
22:02there we go
22:03three
22:04i can't i can't speak spanish
22:06five
22:11you gotta get behind ya
22:12oh
22:13my man
22:14i'm placing now
22:16rose is placing now
22:19dangerous steve is placing now
22:22yeah
22:23should we start just keeping these up
22:25yeah let's just keep them up
22:26i gotta go red
22:29oh
22:30what happened
22:30it was touched twice
22:32okay lock in lock in
22:33ready ready ready ready
22:34go
22:34one minute
22:34maybe we should just hedge our bets
22:37should we just wait it out
22:38yeah
22:39they have three
22:40have you taken that into consideration
22:42they've got three what
22:43people
22:44oh
22:45what
22:46three
22:46three
22:47two
22:48keep it going just keep it going
22:49one
22:52knock it over knock it over
22:54will they all fall
22:55yeah
23:02yeah
23:02i like the energy of this team
23:06yeah let's keep them afraid
23:13wow
23:13man
23:14juana you came up with a quite a clever scheme in the middle of that of the task do you
23:19think your teammates appreciated that or even noticed it
23:22they definitely noticed it like we we gave it a go i could see that brilliant plan you had and
23:28it was working great and then the balangis got involved
23:34and
23:36and
23:37and
23:38and
23:38and
23:39you know so it was easy for
23:40for rose and i
23:41no that task was a real like metaphor for the treaty
23:44yeah
23:45yeah
23:46yeah
23:47yeah
23:47yeah
23:48who's teaming you on man
23:52it was happy days and now we get to the studio and it's like i got stuck with the honking
24:00the question is is a popped balloon still a balloon
24:04well of course it is
24:04well it is
24:05we looked into that
24:07and um
24:08a balloon is still a balloon with all the bits of a balloon
24:11if you told a child how i'm coming to your birthday and i'm bringing the balloons
24:16and you turned up with that that would be disappointing
24:18i'd ask you how do you know my child
24:22what about a loft because that was part of the cars wasn't it
24:25the official cambridge dictionary is uh
24:27cambridge now
24:30in the air or in a higher position
24:33yeah
24:33okay
24:33thank you
24:34yeah he's been to cambridge too
24:38that's cambridge down by hamilton by the way
24:46okay so we're accepting
24:48still a balloon
24:49and it's still
24:50aloft
24:51okay
24:51so
24:52the team of three
24:54mm-hmm
24:54twelve dominoes
24:55team rose and dave
24:57twenty-seven dominoes
24:58oh
25:02i'm gonna go three points for the team of three
25:06and five points for dave and rose
25:09oh
25:10good job
25:11yeah
25:13i'm so glad
25:15paul those dominoes have started a chain reaction leading us to the next task
25:19okay
25:20roll the tape
25:32hello morgana
25:33hi paul
25:34hello dave hello reese
25:36hey paul
25:37hey
25:37hello hawani
25:38i'm a huge fan of vhs
25:40do you know what that stands for
25:42uh
25:43very
25:45hi
25:46samantha
25:47samantha
25:48yeah
25:48i don't actually know what they what it meant
25:51should i look it up
25:52yeah
25:53samsonite
25:54stands for video home samantha
25:57so you submit they had something like that
26:00do what the tapes are asking you
26:03fastest wins your time starts now
26:05what are they asking me to do
26:13well i haven't seen a vhs tape since i got banned from that small room behind the curtain
26:18of video easy ponsonby
26:20good room
26:21good room
26:22who are we looking at first paul
26:24going straight to video it's dave farney
26:26oh don't
26:33oh hell
26:38it's not this tape sorry
26:42look at this
26:46wow
26:46cool
26:47very cool
26:54wrong tape
27:01wrong tape
27:04wrong tape
27:07okay to here
27:10could you look up um what
27:11the gate to here means
27:14it's wrong
27:14oh
27:16bagger
27:16seems like those are the wrong tapes
27:19well get me the right tape
27:21where's the right tape
27:26do what the tapes are asking you
27:41i'll tell you what i want you to add 24 days to my time
27:49and uh i'm gonna call it quips
27:51yep that's me
27:53and i'm gonna call it
27:56um
28:02so you had a good go at making yourself disappear dave
28:05yeah
28:05when did you decide to cut your losses completely
28:07just looking back at that thing now
28:10yeah my ninja training
28:13it wasn't
28:14it was nowhere to be seen
28:17Would you like to complete the task now?
28:21No. Don't do it.
28:25What's the answer?
28:32Did you see what was written in different types of tape?
28:36Where?
28:39It was on the portrait.
28:41What did it say?
28:45It said dance.
28:47Oh, so we're giving out answers now.
28:50Hey, go on.
28:51No, no, no, no!
28:58I've stopped the clock.
29:01Taking Dave's time to 109 days, 4 hours, 47 minutes and 29 seconds.
29:13Well, I admire a man who knows when to cut his losses and give up.
29:17And I'd like to give up on this part of the show.
29:18Thanks very much.
29:19We'll see you after the break.
29:34Welcome back to Tars Master, where five comedians are competing to win an old DVD and a tube Morgana has
29:41weed in.
29:41That's right, Jeremy.
29:42Our contestants have been tasked with doing what the tapes tell them to do.
29:47Up next, we have Hawani, Morgana and Rose.
29:54Oh my God, a bitch! She's a mother!
29:58Wrong tape.
29:59Damn it.
30:00You little poo-poo pants.
30:05It kind of feels like it's a snuff film.
30:07I'm scared.
30:09Wrong tape.
30:09Damn it!
30:12That's me.
30:13Yeah, it is you.
30:14In the movie.
30:15Wrong tape.
30:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:17Have you watched the doc one?
30:18Is there a doc one?
30:21It's not this tape, sorry.
30:23Okay.
30:24Keep it going.
30:25Watch this.
30:28Whoa!
30:29That was awesome.
30:32Do what the tapes are asking you.
30:36Anything?
30:38Nah.
30:38Should I bring you a wrong, like, a different kind of tape?
30:42Double-sided tape?
30:47I'm gonna actually look at the places.
30:51Anything?
30:52No.
30:53Do you tell me when I'm finished?
30:54Yeah.
30:55Okay.
30:56You're not finished.
30:58This has stumped me.
31:00Wrong tape.
31:02That's a stick.
31:03Is there more tapes around here?
31:04Do I have to try them again?
31:06Like, is there a hidden thing?
31:07Are there any other tapes in this room?
31:10Just cause those are the tapes there, doesn't mean they're the only tapes.
31:13Drapes, tapes, just rhymes.
31:17Oh my god!
31:32I've stopped the car.
31:35Have you?
31:37Mm-hmm.
31:37What happened?
31:47You happy with that?
31:48I'm happy.
31:49It's over.
31:51That's perfect.
31:53That's great.
31:54Hi.
31:57Morgana, at any point over the last four months, did you work out how you completed
32:02that task?
32:03No, but lucky I dance all the time.
32:07Rose, great dance.
32:09I was just slightly worried that you thought at first that it was a snuff film, but then
32:13you continued to watch.
32:17I love to support independent cinema.
32:20Huwani, you went off on a bit of an adventure.
32:23Yeah, and they cut a lot of that out.
32:26I was gone for a long time.
32:28But Huwani, 26 minutes and 31 seconds.
32:32Rose, 15 minutes and 28 seconds.
32:35And Morgana, who failed to see the tapes, 11 minutes and 40 seconds.
32:40That's why you always get a dance.
32:43Alright, Paul.
32:44I've got room for one more contestant on my dance card.
32:47His name is an anagram of Mathewson Rees.
32:51It's Rees Mathewson.
32:57You got a leg, dog?
32:59It's not this tape, sorry.
33:01Wrong tape.
33:01Wrong tape.
33:02Wrong tape.
33:02Aw, Paul!
33:05What else could there be?
33:13There's nothing here, Paul.
33:14There's nothing here.
33:15There is stuff.
33:17There's nothing related to the task here, Paul.
33:19You know where else they play these sort of mind games?
33:21Where?
33:22Guantanamo Bay.
33:23Yeah.
33:26There's something I'm missing.
33:28Right?
33:29There has to be.
33:31Something that's like, really obvious.
33:37Are you rewinding this to the start?
33:38Yeah.
33:39Okay.
33:40And there's a lot more than I thought.
33:45Okay, so there's nothing.
33:47Ah!
33:53We're gonna be here sometime.
34:00I was given five tapes and if none of them have the instructions, then it must be that they're not
34:06the right tape.
34:07So where would the other tape be?
34:10There must be, there has to be another tape or I'm losing my mind.
34:13Looking for a tape while an unhelpful man sits and judges me.
34:29Oh my god!
34:35I don't know what else I can do.
34:39What are you looking at?
34:40You cannot get diabetes from eating any number of sour lollies and other sugary foods in a single sitting.
34:56There's tape on this, Paul.
34:58I think it's just hiding the brand names.
35:00Panasonic Jet Navigator.
35:04Okay.
35:04Panasonic Jet Navigator, Paul.
35:07It's a great model.
35:08The tape.
35:10So a different type of tape.
35:11A different type of tape.
35:15LG.
35:18Let's go.
35:21Sugar rushes kicking in.
35:22We're doing it.
35:23We're absolutely doing it.
35:25We are finding tape.
35:26We're feeling good.
35:27We're approaching this with a positive mindset.
35:30Why are you walking like that?
35:31Positivity is coursing through my veins, Paul.
35:34And it's making you do what?
35:35It's making me, uh, walk.
35:38It's making me jiggle, you know?
35:40Jiggle.
35:40I was walking and jiggling.
35:41Did you like either of those things?
35:43I was just interested in what you were doing.
35:48Yeah!
35:49The walk's back.
35:50The walk is back.
35:52The walk...
35:52Oh, you sack of shit!
35:56Ah!
35:59I've stopped the clock.
36:00Yeah!
36:01Do not speak to me.
36:03Do not look at me for the next half an hour.
36:06Okay.
36:07I need time to forgive you.
36:09Okay.
36:13Yeah.
36:19Have you forgiven Paul?
36:20I accepted it.
36:22And then watching that, I've gotten really angry.
36:26I went to the dock so many times.
36:30I went to the dock so many times.
36:31You came so close to dancing.
36:34In fact, I would have given it, like, you were dancing.
36:36But when Paul asked you what you were doing, you clarified and said you were not dancing,
36:41you were jiggling, and then you were walking.
36:44Yeah, that wasn't a dance to me.
36:46And I think it was on the second trip to the dock, I almost just danced for no reason.
36:49And then I thought, I shouldn't do that on camera.
36:54What's the slappy dance that you did at the end, though?
36:56That was good.
36:56Could you do that again?
36:57That is from the start of the Busta Rhymes Touch It Mega Remix music video.
37:06Touch it, bring it, babe. Watch it, turn it, leave it, stop for a minute. Touch it, bring it, babe.
37:12Watch it, turn it, leave it, stop for a minute.
37:13Yes! Yes!
37:17Get low, ladies!
37:20Okay, so how long was it in the end?
37:2694 minutes and 37 seconds.
37:34So what are the scores one point for Dave two points for Reece three points for
37:39Hawani four points for Rose and five points for Morgana
37:47But it is time for some ads if you're recording this on VCR press pause right now but don't
37:54forget to record again at the end of the break it's very very important we'll see
38:10you in a moment
38:11Welcome back to Tazmaster we are crashing into the final part of the show like a frisbee
38:17into Dave Farnay's bedang-dang. How are the scores looking Paul? Hawani's on nine points
38:23Reece is on 12 Morgana 13 Rose is in second with 14 but out in first with 16 it's Dave
38:30Farnay
38:31All right team please head up to the stage for the final task of the show
38:41Who's reading the task tonight?
38:44Reece Mathewson
38:47Divide the cast into racial teams
38:49Oh
38:50Oh
38:51Oh
38:51Oh
39:01Wrap what you unwrap
39:03Unwrap a present and rap about it for four lines
39:07You must begin your rap within five seconds of unwrapping your present
39:12Two people will be eliminated after the first round
39:16Three people will rap in the final
39:18Worst raps will be eliminated each round
39:25Morgana we got some tough sledding here
39:28Speak for yourself
39:33Morgana you're first
39:36Go on Morgana you can do this
39:38Everybody else on this bench please
39:42She's chosen her gift
39:45Why am I here?
39:47Oh
39:47What is it?
39:49It's ice
39:54What?
39:55What?
39:56In my hand
39:58There's so much
39:59Ice
40:00Ice
40:00Ooh it's so cold
40:02That I feel so
40:03Nice
40:03Nice
40:04Put it in places that
40:05We don't even need to look
40:07Cause it's in the corner and it used to be liquid
40:10Now it's really
40:11Hard
40:13Bitch
40:16Next up
40:17Rhys
40:26Yeah
40:27I'm rapping about toast
40:29When I'm having some
40:30Breakfast is the thing I like the most
40:33It's
40:33So hot
40:34And crunchy and hot
40:36And when I put it in my belly
40:38It feels it a lot
40:39I like it
40:40Yeah
40:41Yes
40:42It's so smooth
40:48Honey
40:50Ah
40:51Eh
41:06Orange
41:07Everything around it seems so nice, so get your five-a-day have it every single way
41:21Rose
41:26What is it beans you ready no tough
41:38Beans beans you know, I got the means I really feel lean when I'm eating my beans
41:47It's really good things I love to eat
41:51things
41:58Okay, Dave it's a frisbee
42:07Okay, are you ready? Yeah
42:11Yeah, feel it
42:13Put it in your balls
42:17Feel it
42:20I got a frisbee stuck in my hand
42:23Wanna slide it up and down better come to man
42:27Then I'd let it slide
42:29Aww
42:34Put it on
42:37Jeremy, this is very tough
42:39It's tough, I think everyone was good in their own way
42:41But if I'm gonna eliminate two people, it's probably going to be Rose and Dave
42:46Thank you so much
42:49Yeah
42:50Good luck guys
42:52Okay, this is the final
42:54Morgana first
42:58It's pot, okay
43:03Yeah
43:07It's a pot, not like a lot
43:09It's got all my faces on all of its salt
43:13I really put, wish I had some porridge in the pot
43:16Put a porridge in the mother pot
43:24Rhys Mathewson
43:26What's left?
43:30What is this?
43:31It's the moon
43:35I'll kill every
43:37Who comes from the moon
43:39It's just a
43:40And a balloon
43:42Buzz Aldrin ain't got shit on me
43:45I'll punch him in his face
43:47He's a geriatric
43:48Shit
43:55Polani, our last rapper
44:00A mouse
44:02You ready?
44:03Yeah
44:08Something's ain't right, yo
44:09Something's not clicking
44:10My mouse is broken, it's a
44:12Dicking
44:13I don't know what's going on
44:15I try to get to the
44:17Link
44:18And I can't even think
44:20It does fade out weird
44:23That is so good
44:28Jeremy, what do we think?
44:30Whew
44:32Juani
44:33Three points
44:35Rhys
44:36Four points
44:37And I think Morgana
44:38Five points
44:40Come on down everyone
44:52Okay
44:52I think Dave should get a point
44:54And then I think Rose should get two points
44:56Okay
44:56So that means one point for Dave
44:58Two points for Rose
44:59Three points for Juani
45:01Four points for Rhys
45:02And five points for Morgana
45:09Who has won episode two of Taskmaster season seven?
45:14It was incredibly tight, but with a one point win with 18 points, Morgana O'Reilly
45:24Congratulations Morgana
45:25Please go up to the stage and collect stuff that other people bought through customs
45:32Thank you so much for watching
45:34We'll try
45:35Want to hike
45:36Do I feel like
45:36Woah
45:38Ew
46:03Yeah
46:04Shut up!
46:06No!
46:07Are you happy now?
46:08You holding that scythe, I hope that's what death looks like.
46:11Brace with a body cam and no pants on.
46:14That'd be amazing.
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