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00:08Hello and welcome to Taskmaster, it's episode 10 and you know what that means, it's grand
00:13final night. A big hello to all those at home watching as well as the huge fan community
00:18who braved the conditions together for the live outdoor screening at Homebush and of
00:23course the tens of thousands who are about to settle for the overspill on the site next
00:29door. Our five athletes have been training their tootsies off and are really really really
00:37hoping to at least get a participation certificate. Well bad news, my certificate printer is out
00:44of ink but I will be giving one of them this tremendous head. Digging deep for one last
00:54charge is our haggard emaciated cast, absolute shells of their former selves, it's Anissa Nandela,
01:03Brett Blake, Celia Pequola, Joel Greasy, and Kurt's very own Rose McManus. And next to me a guy who is
01:21one of those people that eats the skin off kiwi fruit, yeah only the skin, it's Tom Cashman.
01:34All right let's tear open our prize task.
01:37Tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the most broken thing.
01:42We all remember Celia got injured last week so I think it's only fair that we start with Celia. What
01:48broken thing have you brought in?
01:50Well there's a lot of things broken in this world isn't there Tom, you know? There's many, many, many things
01:55out there but I did go quite personal with this. I went what is my most broken thing? Is my
01:59heart? Is my spirit? No. It is my little toe on my left foot.
02:07Joel didn't do it.
02:08Joel didn't do it.
02:08Oh my god.
02:11I just saw my career flush before my eyes.
02:14Joel did not do this one, this is yeah my little toe, it's quite mangled. I won't show you because
02:19I don't want to lose my wiki feet rating.
02:22I have one. Did you know? Do you know what wiki feet is? Yeah. It's a website where Tom, sorry
02:27anonymous foot pervs.
02:30Sorry, top contributors.
02:33What's your rating? Four stars, four stars.
02:36I can't show you my mangledy toe but it just breaks if it's you know a bit windy then gone.
02:43Okay, let's see what Anise has brought in. The thing that I've brought in is my car.
02:55And you could be thinking maybe it's just the bonnet.
02:58It looks like this all over the car.
03:02I run into walls, garage doors, petrol pumps.
03:05I treat my car the same way I treat my head. I can hear noises that aren't supposed to be
03:10there.
03:12I can't afford to get them checked out.
03:18I've got some stuff I can give you.
03:20Would anyone like to see my super power?
03:23Here it is, that's a 1997 Mitsubishi Mirage.
03:27That is what it is, yeah.
03:30What do you think this is, hard quiz?
03:34Brett Bogan, expert subject, cars.
03:38Joel, what did you bring in?
03:40My broken thing, I had a bit of a menti bee and I smashed that box!
03:44Oh.
03:52So you finally snapped and you took out the box?
03:55Yeah.
03:56Was he waiting underneath going, oh, hi?
04:00Roe.
04:01Well, at this point, I guess I'm seeing Celia's broken toe and raising her, my manager's wrist.
04:13That is not where a hand is meant to be.
04:17How did he break it?
04:18Was it taking a commission?
04:22No!
04:23Bad, Kevin!
04:26Short story, 45-year-old man, raise a scooter, that's all you need to know.
04:33Alright, Brett, the most broken thing is this.
04:43Tom Cashman, after me bullying you for how many episodes this show goes for, I don't know.
04:50This is number 10.
04:51Number 10, for 10 episodes is the most broken thing is you.
04:54I don't, we haven't seen that in this series.
04:57That's, that's a screenshot, I guess, from a task that's not going to be aired.
05:01For obvious reasons.
05:03Brett is bullying me even in things that you're not going to see as part of this series.
05:08Okay, well, I've got to hand out some points here, but the thing is, are you broken?
05:11You seem quite resilient.
05:12I'm unbreakable.
05:19So I'm going to give one point to Brett.
05:21I'm going to give two points to Anissa, because, I mean, the car's not broken.
05:24You said you can still drive it.
05:26I'm going to give three points to Roe, because it is a broken wrist, but it wasn't yours,
05:30whereas Celie is broken, so I'm giving her four points.
05:33But Joel gets five points, because...
05:35It might be my last chance.
05:37That box is definitely broken.
05:40Yeah, it broke me.
05:41All right, before we go any further, we'd better get a lay of the land.
05:44Give us an update on the scores for the series, please, Lesser Tom.
05:49So Joel's on 120 points.
05:51Then we have a tie between Anissa and Celia, both on 133.
05:54Brett's on 139, but Roe is in the lead by eight points on 147 points overall.
06:03Okay, no time to dilly-dally.
06:05Let's see some tasks.
06:06What have you got?
06:07Well, it's the final episode of the season, so you know what that means.
06:10Every person for themselves, apart from now, because it's a team task.
06:25There's a f***ing door right there.
06:26I can feel it.
06:28Jesus, you would suck as a Labrador, dude.
06:30Because you didn't even say there was a step.
06:32Hey Brett, there's a step coming up.
06:33All right, there's a little step.
06:37Sorry, I've been drinking, is that okay?
06:39That's fine.
06:42No way, no way, no way.
06:43Are we like the eyes?
06:44We're going to get in the van.
06:45All right, this is feeling very kidnappy.
06:50Guide your teammate through the obstacle course.
06:53You cannot leave the van.
06:55For any word you say starting with O, two minutes will be added to your time.
07:02Fastest wind.
07:03Your time starts when you've read your teammate their task.
07:08Brett, come in Brett.
07:10Yeah, I can hear you mate.
07:11I'm just doing some kicks.
07:13Hey Rove, how are you going?
07:14Anissa, I'm doing great.
07:16We got this.
07:17I'm going to read you your task.
07:18Complete the said course.
07:20You must not remove your helmet.
07:22If you touch anything orange, you must start again.
07:24Ah!
07:25Fastest winds.
07:26Your time starts now.
07:28Brett, just so you know the lay of the land, there is a big course in front of you.
07:33A big horse.
07:34Ape.
07:35A big course.
07:36A big course.
07:38A big course.
08:03To your left.
08:04You've touched something orange.
08:05Please return to the start.
08:06My bad dude, I didn't see it.
08:09So I'm very top, I'm very top heavy.
08:10Very top heavy.
08:11I'm just going to go like this.
08:12You're doing great.
08:13Take a teeny tiny step to your left.
08:17You're standing very close to the purple fruit.
08:20Try to put your left foot forward and stop.
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Holy shit!
08:24What the ****?
08:26What's happened?
08:27You did it!
08:27Holy shit!
08:29Hang on.
08:29Hang on.
08:31Oh shit!
08:32Good job!
08:32Tell me when my hand is over the safe spot.
08:36Oh, stop.
08:37There it is.
08:38Oh, you smart boy.
08:39There it is.
08:40You smart boy!
08:42You went to university.
08:43Yes, smart boy.
08:46You've touched orange.
08:47Okay, we've got a system now.
08:49Sorry, I'm just very, it's just very, it's quite top heavy.
08:51I'm sorry, I'm good.
08:52Stop.
08:53Okay, good.
08:54Yes, king.
08:54Got it.
08:55Yes, king.
08:56Yes, yes, king.
08:57Yes, king.
08:58Yes, king!
08:59Yes, king!
09:00There are two purple fruits in front of you, but you can jump that shit, okay?
09:04You can jump over it.
09:08May you get on your knees, please?
09:11Can I go this way?
09:12Yes, king.
09:13A little bit.
09:14If you could kind of hunch together like a snail med and snail your way towards your,
09:21snail's your body, snail's your body bear.
09:24This is a great strategy.
09:25We're moving forward.
09:27Okay, great.
09:27We're out of here.
09:28We're out of here.
09:30Tom, are we done?
09:31No.
09:32He's saying no.
09:33But look at me go.
09:34I think what the final thing is, Ro, is in front of you there are two purple basketballs.
09:39The basketball in the middle is the color blue.
09:42So I think you need to pick it up and you need to shoot it.
09:45We got this.
09:45Finish line, baby!
09:47Keep going.
09:49Killing it.
09:50Killing it.
09:51Shit.
09:52There's a basketball right there.
09:53And it's orange.
09:55It's sorry.
09:56It's purple.
09:57Okay, now we're going to reach for the basketball.
09:59Lower that hand.
10:01You're touching the blue basketball.
10:03Can I stand?
10:04Stand up with it.
10:04Now the basketball hoop is in front of you.
10:06There's a basketball hoop?
10:07We're going to try to shoot it.
10:08Wait a minute.
10:08They expected me to shoot a basketball hoop?
10:10Where your head is looking is exactly where it is.
10:12Okay, shoot it now.
10:13Ready.
10:14Set.
10:14Go.
10:19Oh!
10:19You got it!
10:22Are you kidding me?
10:26Woo!
10:27You killed it!
10:35Rove, I think I speak for everyone when I say, nice work king.
10:41Do you shoot better blindfolded?
10:43This is the first time I think I've had any kind of real sporting prowess in my life.
10:48So what a time to unveil it.
10:49I'm very pleased.
10:50That looked like it went quick, but we were there for like a very long time.
10:55There was, yeah, there was a lot of resetting from touching things along the way.
10:59A little snail king had quite a journey.
11:03Okay, so how long did they take?
11:05So they took one hour, 13 minutes and 27 seconds to complete the course.
11:10Right.
11:13Just to be clear, they couldn't say the word orange because it starts with O, but they
11:16couldn't say any word that starts with O.
11:17So we have to add some time for the words they did say.
11:20They said 65 words starting with O, which sounds like a lot, but over an hour and 13 minutes,
11:24that's pretty good.
11:26So their total time is three hours, 23 minutes and 27 seconds.
11:32Time for some half-time oranges.
11:34More Taskmaster season finale right after this.
11:47Welcome back to the Taskmaster grand finale, where we're watching blindfolded comedians stumble
11:52around the backyard.
11:53It's basically just our after work drinks, but with more cameras.
11:57That's right.
11:57Our contestants are trying to navigate their way through an obstacle course without touching
12:01anything orange.
12:01Next up from the drive show, we've got Celia and Joel driving Brett.
12:06That's right.
12:07Slowly shuffle your feet forward.
12:08Slight turn to your left.
12:11Perfect.
12:11That's great.
12:12So there is a bed of round fruit.
12:15If you put your foot out, I can tell you when to put it down.
12:17Oh, that's a great idea.
12:19Assuming I had balance and coordination.
12:21Goddammit.
12:21I was hit by a car six months ago.
12:23Like that.
12:24Head down.
12:25Head down.
12:27You've touched orange.
12:28Please return to the start.
12:29This is going to be a lot.
12:31Okay, now go straight line.
12:32Lift foot up.
12:37Touched orange.
12:38Please return to the start.
12:39Gorgeous.
12:40Keep going.
12:40So if you just take a normal step forward with your left foot.
12:44Yes!
12:45You nailed it!
12:46You nailed it!
12:46Is it like there?
12:47Yes.
12:48You pointed in the exact perfect direction.
12:50Did you do it?
12:53You've touched orange.
12:54Please return to the start.
12:56Wait.
12:56What is this?
12:57That's the taskmaster map.
12:59Can't I throw that over the oranges and just stand over the top of all that shit?
13:02Try it.
13:04Okay.
13:05If you get on that mat, you could then jump the fruit.
13:12We know this bit now.
13:13Okay.
13:13I'm just going to shuffle.
13:14I'm not going to try and be a hero.
13:16Honestly, if you just put your foot forward.
13:17Yeah.
13:18That's it.
13:19If you can jump from there, I reckon you can do it.
13:21Godspeed.
13:22Jump to your right and then don't move.
13:23Don't move, don't move, don't move.
13:24Now shuffle to your right.
13:25Shuffle to your right.
13:26Move to the right.
13:27No, no, no.
13:28To your right, to your right.
13:28Your other right.
13:29Your right, but don't go forward.
13:30Lean back a bit.
13:32Yes!
13:33You did it.
13:33You bloody did it.
13:34You bloody did it.
13:35I think you should get on your hands and knees now.
13:37What?
13:38Can't wait to look horny on TV.
13:40Meow.
13:42Meow.
13:44Ah, mate, I did my hip.
13:45Man, I hope there's a camera behind me and checking out my peach.
13:50Now in front of you are three basketballs.
13:54Slide your hands along the grass slowly.
13:56There it is.
13:57Pull it back.
13:57That's the right ball.
13:58You've got it.
13:59Knock the two balls away.
14:01With the blue one.
14:02With the blue one.
14:02Great work.
14:03They're gone.
14:04Hold the ball up in the air.
14:05Don't put it too far.
14:06And don't do a Nazi salute.
14:07Oh, like this.
14:08Go forward.
14:08Can you feel it?
14:09That's the neck.
14:10What?
14:11Touched orange.
14:12You must return to the start.
14:13Hey!
14:15Ow!
14:16Well, it's disappointing for you, is it?
14:18There's nothing I can grab to assist me.
14:21What about a chair?
14:22So put your right hand up as a chair.
14:23There you go.
14:24Grab it.
14:24I'm armed now.
14:25Yes.
14:26Oh, wait.
14:27Wait.
14:27I can do this shit now.
14:29Is that clear?
14:30Yes.
14:30Yes.
14:31I'm going to use this like a Zimmer frame.
14:34And how far am I throwing?
14:35I'm just going to do it.
14:36Oh!
14:43Oh my God!
14:44Are you okay?
14:45I mean, I did get a camera in my face, which is pretty sick.
14:48So what about that?
14:49Is that a good line?
14:51Yep.
14:51We believe in you.
14:51You got this.
14:55We've done it!
14:56Oh my God!
14:57Oh my God!
14:59Oh my God!
15:00You did it!
15:01You did it!
15:02You did it!
15:06You did it!
15:08Brett, there feels like a certain amount of justice in this,
15:10because over the series you put all the camera crew in a lot
15:13of dangerous positions and finally a camera injured you.
15:17I know.
15:17I didn't really...
15:18I threw the ball, the camera hit me in my face,
15:20and then I started bleeding in my mouth,
15:23and the stunt coordinator didn't stop it,
15:26and then I was like,
15:27we've got to go again.
15:28Like, do you want to stop the...
15:29I was like, no!
15:30I need to finish this!
15:32Yeah, he had a rough time, but you know,
15:33it was really hot in that van for us as well, wasn't it?
15:37Oh.
15:37Okay, so how long did it take?
15:39They took 37 minutes and 9 seconds.
15:46Oh no, oh no.
15:48Oh no, no, no, no.
15:49It's not good, it's not good.
15:50That's before we add the O's.
15:52Celia and Joel said 76 words starting with O,
15:55including, oh no, oh come on, oh f**k, oh shit.
16:00I'll get f**ked and okey-dokey.
16:04So that means your total time is 3 hours, 9 minutes and 9 seconds,
16:08beating the other team by 14 minutes.
16:16That's pretty close.
16:17I reckon I'll give The Drive Show 555 and The Breakfast Show 44.
16:20Okay, go.
16:23Alright, so what has that done to the episode scores?
16:26Well, we've got Anissa and Brett in last place on 6 points apiece,
16:29but Joel's in the lead with 10 points at the moment.
16:36Let's see another one then.
16:37I think, therefore I am.
16:39If you think, then you am too.
16:52Hello, Thomas.
16:58Splatter this pumpkin.
17:01Easy.
17:02Do I even need to continue?
17:03You may not go on the balcony.
17:06Most profound splatter wins.
17:10Your attempt ends as soon as...
17:12The pumpkin's flesh is exposed.
17:17Oh my, that sounds very graphic.
17:18You have 20 minutes.
17:20Your time starts now.
17:21Oh, that's fun.
17:22Most profound.
17:24Profound is that word.
17:25Do you write these?
17:27How do I know?
17:28How do I know that?
17:29Profound is like...
17:31Mind-opening.
17:32Socrates did what now?
17:35Don't think it's going to break.
17:37Showing interesting insights.
17:39Pumpkins are boring!
17:41I'm so angry in the lab.
17:42I've got to get out of the lab.
17:43Can we go for a walk?
17:44Sure.
17:44Let's go for a walk.
17:50So, you just have to break open the pumpkin in a profound way.
17:53That's it.
17:53Let's see some pumpkin splattering then.
17:56Let's step onto his pumpkin patch, kids.
17:58It's Rove McManus.
18:01I want to shoot it out of this cannon.
18:03That's what I want to do.
18:05But I can't because this isn't a proper cannon.
18:07But what if I think it is?
18:10What if I use my profound thoughts to shoot this pumpkin all the way over to the dock and smash?
18:18How's your mind going to do that?
18:20The imagination and the power of editing.
18:23Ready?
18:24Yep.
18:253...
18:262...
18:271...
18:28Oh
18:47Okay, so
18:49So what was the profound bit it's the Schrodinger's cat idea that until
18:55Until an action happens both outcomes are possible. Okay, so the idea that I have burst the smash the pumpkin
19:03With another alternate reality me to tell me that it has happened with the power of my own mind
19:10That was profound
19:12pretty deep don't drown I
19:17Feel like maybe the editors deserve the points on that one
19:22That's also part of the time is just I had to believe that that was going to happen
19:25I had to will it to believe they could have just left me hanging like they did with the harry
19:29potter one going
19:31Going sparks sparks
19:33Alright time for a break still everything to play for we'll be back soon with more pumpkin splatterin
19:39Thank you
19:49Welcome back to the season finale of past master where we're watching comedians do to pumpkins what I'm going to
19:56do to their careers
19:57Yes, our contestants are trying to splatter pumpkins in the most profound way like zombies and nudists. They're fanging for
20:04flesh. It's Anissa and Joel
20:07Did you do theater in school? I did drama in year 9 and 10. Perfect. Well pumpkins make me think
20:13of uh
20:13Cinderella. You need to put that on. Okay. Now you are Prince Charming come to save Rapunzel. Oh from her
20:21castle
20:22I think that Cinderella made the wrong choice going with the prince. Did you have a practice?
20:27Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair. Yeah, good enough
20:31He didn't even have money. Didn't he? No, his dad had money. The dad would have been a bit old,
20:36no? Exactly
20:39Get down on a knee. Okay. Yeah, this is this is her castle. Yeah, and action
20:43Cinderella shouldn't have married the prince. She should have married the dad because he had more money
20:50Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair. No Rapunzel
20:54You must die
20:58Cinderella shouldn't have married the prince. She should have married the dad because he had more money
21:04You're bloody kidding me
21:07Blood
21:08He had property bam
21:12You're absolutely kidding me right now
21:15Wow, that was very good. He had property
21:19He was old, but he had property
21:31So Anissa you were saying he was old, but he had property
21:34Is that the most profound thing that you could come up with?
21:38Because for me that's not profound. It's just my life
21:43Wow, that is not profound for you, but for my generation it is very it's a very profound message
21:48I think that girls should not go for guys that are super good-looking
21:52They should go for men who have a good-looking super so
22:00So joel what happened to you you started pumpkin cinderella and then you did some weird cinderella rapunzel
22:05No, because rapunzel had nice so was doing cinderella old man
22:13To be fair if you pulled the botox out of your face would look the same age
22:24Whatever okay, we both did fairy tales, and I think if anyone put the fairy in fairy tale it's me
22:34Okay, yeah, you're dressed up you made up a story and then you smashed it and it was kind of
22:38profound I guess couldn't agree more
22:39I'm just saying an easy
22:41You just said something profound and smashed it a bit less effort perhaps oh no no no that pumpkin was
22:47thick
22:49Look at my hands. I was trying so hard. Okay, sorry. I'm not yelling at you. I'm just trying to
22:55communicate a point
22:57You're yelling at my super
23:02All right, let's see someone else's vegetable murder, please she can talk the talk and walk the walk but can
23:07she squash the squash it's Celia Pacoola
23:10Can I get a cherry pick up cherry picker yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, can I have one?
23:16Shit yeah, we have arranged a scissor lift
23:20G'day, hi, this is the uh, scissor lift guy
23:23What's your name is a guy scissor guy
23:26How high up does it go this will go six meters it's pretty profound do you have any profound sayings
23:31or words of wisdom?
23:32Pumpkins down life up pumpkins down life up i love it see
23:37Tom have you seen jeffrey who's jeffrey what do you mean jeffrey is your father he's my husband where is
23:43he oh the pump yeah
23:45I know jeffrey i think he's climbed a big what scissor lift
23:48What are you oh jeffrey what are you doing i can fly you can't fly we've talked about this why
23:55did you let him get up there
23:56He thinks he can fly jeffrey you can't fly can you tell him jeffrey you idiot you're a pumpkin
24:01You can't fly you moron he's your father could you not call him jeffrey
24:07What are you talking about there's heaps of more things to fear like being splattered from a great height jeffrey
24:13What's another profound thing that i thought i was going to say i think they're 4am i know you are
24:18What about scissor lift guys uh what did he say i've forgotten it what did you say what was it
24:22uh
24:22pumpkins down life up jeffrey pumpkins down life up that does actually sound like an encouragement to fly
24:29Scissor lift guy don't listen to scissor lift guy i'm listening to the scissor lift yet
24:58You did this
25:01You're emotional are you okay i went on a real journey there i'm fine method you're fine yeah thanks ilya
25:07thank you
25:13The long-term fans of the show they might have noticed that scissor lift guy was ladder guy from season
25:19two
25:21You'd remember brett yeah i wouldn't need to call a guy i have a ticket to operate one of those
25:25but whatever
25:27Oh where'd you get your ticket was it at
25:33So celia it was an amazing scene it was beautiful very entertaining very emotional but was it profound
25:38I don't know i had a nice time i thought you could have done a bit better you know i'm
25:41like it's your dad
25:43You refused to give me any context oh yeah that's right you didn't tell me what the scene was even
25:46Gonna be you said you'll figure it out you didn't tell me the pumpkin's name or anything like that
25:51Oh that's the other thing i had the fishing wire because i was not allowed to go up in the
25:56scissor
25:56Because you didn't go to tape no i wasn't allowed up there okay who's going to finish this one off
26:02for us
26:02Next up with exposed flesh and i'm not talking about the calendar in his bedroom it's brett blake
26:11That is good have you got the little shots
26:19Is that my prince oh yeah yeah yeah the sketch yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm your love interest
26:25or something aren't i my prince i forgot i don't care i just i just really wanted to blow this
26:30up i'm
26:38I have an idea god that's annoying for you oh my god it's another monobrow it's another monobrow dude look
26:45at that can i have a twirl look at that peach baby
26:50i think i'm still confused as to what profound is but there's only one way to figure it out ready
26:57profound
27:09oh hell yeah dude oh that's 10 points for sure
27:20so after a whole series of trying to blow up not being allowed they finally let you blow something up
27:26because yeah i was like can i use explosives on this and they go oh and they finally gave up
27:31and
27:31this dude rocked up with the van the worst part was they like because we didn't have safety goggles
27:36like you can't look at the explosion so that was the first time i got to see it so it's
27:42in the
27:42opening titles every show once again i don't watch this so what was profound about that scene though
27:51like i know you just said profound but did that make it tom this may surprise you but i don't
27:56know
27:56what profound means it was kind of the opposite of celia celia gave me no background to the scene you
28:03gave me background to the scene you said this is kind of like bogan cinderella and your cinderella
28:06and then when i got there doing the scene you had abandoned the scene obviously you've never seen
28:11yourself in a midriff before dude you were so into it brett that at one point you said have you
28:17guys
28:17got this on camera i just got so excited i was over stimulated my little adhd brain i was explosive
28:28tom was in a midriff i was living in the caravan again it was great all right we need to
28:34hand out
28:34some points here i didn't find anisa's profound so one point to anisa two points to off
28:43i'm going to give two points to joel because i thought it was of only slightly higher quality
28:48i had a whole new nose on oh it's a yearly thing for me i'm going to give three points
28:55to roe because
28:56it was uh kind of profound but i feel like the editors probably deserve most of the credit there
29:00uh four points to celia's because it was very exciting to watch and i was just happy to see the
29:05ladder guy again i'm going to give five points to brett blake's profound love story
29:13and to be honest also because he finally got to blow some shit up things are just getting good
29:19and you know what that means it must be time for an ad break because we want to lose all
29:23the momentum
29:23we've got we'll be right back after this welcome back to task bars it's the grand finale so we're
29:39pulling out all the stops during the ad break we had red cordial and some smarties cashman what are we
29:46up to it's our final task at sand down roast course and our final film task of the season
30:07oh hello hi joel hello
30:17said pool but it goes both ways this looks fun you think of course it looks fun it's it's packs
30:22of
30:22hula hoops and rainbow balls this is so cool another athletic event michael jordan might be bend
30:30down are you couldn't have got a table champ budget cuts roll a ball into a
30:40i just walked upstairs roll a ball into a hoop from the furthest distance you may choose to place 50
30:48hoops and roll one ball or place one hoop and roll 50 balls or place 25 hoops and roll 25
30:56balls whilst
30:57blindfolded huh you must roll the ball from behind the line further successful roll wins you have 15
31:05minutes your time starts now yep okay you know what this involves some physical coordination so i am
31:16pessimistic who's first who there will be as soon as someone presses play in the video control room
31:24it's brett and celia 25 and 25 we're going big we're going to go big 50 balls 50 balls
31:35yes done it locked in okay i guess the rest is up to the gods and you i guess yeah
31:41i'm a god let's see
31:43that's really far away yeah can you go stand at the door over there and then you can call out
31:48to me
31:48and i'll know where you are right i actually now i'm regretting this anyway okay i've got 50 let's go
31:54oh are you joking me are you joking f i could have done it further marco polo
32:06did that go in tom
32:11go go oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
32:17marco polo are you moving nope it are no i'm not
32:26come on mate look at that look at it get in there
32:33oh
32:33oh
32:34shit has this thing moved nope mother
32:38it has to have moved because it was to the right of the red thing
32:51i'm cool no that's cool that's cool you've got oh shit what's that oh i found it again
32:57marco polo off tom you've moved
33:06now i'm getting worried it's not gonna happen oh shut up
33:14you're moving dude no i haven't cool we'll play it that way
33:28come on if there is a come on you
33:41now i'm out of balls
33:44so you've done this to me before don't you
33:50are you kidding me is it in i can't see i think it's on the lip
33:54you've got four remaining oh hell yeah
33:59that felt like a wall i mean if i don't get it i'm still a good person right you know
34:06how you'd be an
34:07even better person though i really do
34:18that count that counted that counted i hit it tom tom tom i will burn this place to the ground
34:25there we go
34:36thanks celia bye tom
34:43stressful so celia i'm not ready to talk about it
34:49i almost pulled off a goddamn trick shot didn't i tom what do you mean
34:54what do you mean what do i mean i almost got it in by hitting another ball you know in
34:57pool and
34:58you know what a trick shot is you're mocking me that's every shot in pool
35:07i like how halfway through you said you started to get worried that you weren't going to get it yeah
35:11that's how i felt right from the beginning
35:13when you gave yourself a target that even a champion lawn bowler could struggle
35:18you said a champion little bottle would struggle and i struggled so you just called me a champion
35:23thank you thank you does he not remember the tongs and so brett was throwing them in all different
35:29directions yep so there's bonus points for hitting camera guys but also let's be really clear here
35:36you put lesser time at the other end so that you'd know where the hoops were
35:40yeah and then you proceeded to never believe that he was where he said he was
35:44yeah fair but also the roof was low and i got a big throw so i feel like i was
35:49disadvantage if that
35:50was outside i reckon i would have won but anyway all right who's ball hooping are we going to see
35:55next from rove live and instagram live it's rove and anissa i choose to place 50 hoops and roll one
36:05ball i'm really smart and i'm really good at stuff so 50. let's start by firstly seeing if i can
36:13spin
36:13them on my arms answer kind of bro this is too easy man i'm going for it i'm going long
36:26because
36:27you never know your luck you know what i'm really good at stuff that's too far dude oh i'm piffing
36:37it
36:37there easy all right i overestimated my abilities
36:43final hoop has been placed a whole lot of hoopla hoopty do hoopty dumpty
36:52if i miss this it's just gonna be atrocious it'll be pathetic even but the thing is it's so far
36:59away
36:59that if i throw it it's gonna bounce out okay drum roll please all right let's do this
37:20wait wait wait it's coming around it's coming around it's coming around geez that's quite the
37:26gradient there kobe
37:39push
37:44it's starting to seem i was pessimistic for a reason
37:48so anissa somehow you invented a hack where you got 50 hoops to be one hoop yeah
37:55what were you thinking i was thinking that it wasn't gonna roll out yeah the ball wasn't gonna
38:05roll out but i didn't count on how bouncy it was so you essentially put all your eggs in one
38:10basket
38:10that was the one option in fact you did it so well i think we should change that expression now
38:15to
38:15putting all your hoops in one spot i just wanted to make sure that i got something on the scoreboard
38:26that was the most conservative thing you did zero
38:32now let's roll our attention into a break and get caught in the hoops of some ads back soon
38:49hello and welcome back to taskmaster it's the season finale and we've saved the best till last
38:55we really are going out with a bag with this final task aren't we cashman that's right our
39:00contestants are trying to roll a ball into a hoop
39:03okay if i'm correct we've still got one special little boy to go right
39:08little boy you've changed your language will it be a toilet roll or the role of a lifetime here's joel
39:14creasy i think i might go for the 25 25 option
39:20i reckon the floor's on a slight rake it's an old building i don't trust it i think i need
39:26to line
39:26that side of the room with hoops
39:34i think that's quite far let's get rolling oh this is quite it's quite hard on the nose it's quite
39:42you
39:42i can't really what's a good rolling technique like maybe like one knee
39:55good
39:57well you're right thanks joel thank you bye see you
40:17one ball i'm about to cry amazing finally well for the whole series you've been saying
40:26you're no good at sports ball and then you walk into the room you lie down like a pro golfer
40:31to
40:31check the i know the fancy sports i i was about to give a public apology to my to my
40:39friends and
40:40family and fan uh that i met down on this show but i'm happy i've had the time of my
40:46life and i'm
40:46happy to go out with that one am i right in thinking you just sent joel home with a blindfold
40:54on
40:55joel happily left with the blindfold on not knowing how he'd done and just found out then
40:59i thought we were meant to okay so uh what are the scores well zero for everyone who's not called
41:06joel creasy and joel gets five points
41:13what's that do to the episode scores well we've got anisa on seven points roves on 10
41:18brett's on 11 celia's on 13 but joel's in the lead with 17 points
41:25all right comedians chair time's over for one last time make your way to the stage for the live task
41:35okay lisa tom what are we going to see up there joel will do the honors pop the most party
41:41poppers
41:41i'll start again pop the most party popper poppings into your bowl if you choose to pop from the close
41:49mat you must wear lobster hands if you choose to pop from the far mat you can use your person
41:57hands
41:59you have 150 seconds after which tom will pop his big boy
42:07okay
42:11any big boy poppings that land in your bowl also count most poppings in their bowl wins do i have
42:18to wear these this is like i've got a lot of friends in action sport i want to look like
42:22a nerd
42:23all right so lobster hands please step up to their mats this is crazy
42:28are we ready let the popping begin oh my goodness
42:35where am i jesus smells good what is happening
42:42lobster hands was the worst idea
42:46there's none in there
42:49one minute remaining
42:53there's none in there
42:54oh
42:54this is actually harder than it looks
43:05how long left
43:0730 seconds left
43:08that's a good one
43:10yes
43:11next
43:17five four
43:18three
43:20two
43:21one
43:32he hasn't popped it yet
43:33he hasn't popped it yet
43:35he has not popped it yet
43:37he has not popped it all the information you need is in the task
43:41all the information you need is in the task
43:50all right we're going to add all that up we'll be back after the break to find out who the
43:54champion is of season five
44:07welcome back to the season finale of taskmaster soon we'll know which comedian will win my head
44:13and spend the rest of their life looking me in the eyes from the comfort of their home
44:18but first cashman can we get the scores for that live task please yes we can we've weighed all
44:24the poppings removing the caps and the containers you lobbed in there joel
44:29and and due to my ineptitude there were no big boy poppings in anyone's bowl
44:34i know you had to give it to daddy to pop didn't you
44:43so brett had the uh least poppings with 0.6 grams then it was joel with 0.8
44:49celia had 1.5 grams of poppings anisa had 3.2 but rove wins the live task with 3.4
44:53grams of popping
44:54wow okay so who's the episode winner for tonight so anisa has 11 points brett ends up with 12
45:03rove has 15 tillia has 16 but joel has won the episode with 19 points
45:10congratulations joel please go up and enjoy your collection of broken prizes
45:17am i gonna have to get waxed again what have we learned well by stomping oranges and exploding
45:24pumpkins brett finally learned to enjoy fruits and vegetables
45:28and anisa taught us all not to chase super good-looking guys but guys with good-looking super
45:35and we all learned that joel is our episode winner congratulations
45:54all right there it is another season has run its course and it's given us quite the flutter
45:59we found ourselves betting big on a racetrack for little cashman
46:04brett's desperate need for horseplay led to some very desperate stunt coordinators galloping in
46:09to shut things down joel brought the thoroughbred energy when hooping but still couldn't find tom
46:16underground or a ball in plain sight
46:22anisa stunned with an elegant shoeie worthy of a dressage competition
46:27celia's escalator sci-fi was so epic it's become as beloved as farlap
46:35and roe has never had home track advantage more than when he was cringely quoting do i make you
46:42horny baby now it's down to the photo finish lesser tom do your thing and tell us who is our
46:53season
46:54winner joel has 134 points
46:58i was ready
47:01i was ready
47:04anisa is in fourth place with 142
47:10celia has 145 points
47:15brett has 150 points
47:18but the taskmaster australia series five champion with 159 points is roe mcmanus
47:24oh my god
47:40congratulations roe you are the winner of taskmaster season five
48:14it's better than the gold
48:18What are you doing outside my house?
48:23Oh hell yeah!
48:26Hey Paul!
48:28I'd start the music now.
48:30Come on!
48:33What?
48:34Oh yeah!
48:35This one is annoying me a lot.
48:36It's so scary!
48:39Shit!
48:42Shit!
48:42There's no one helping me!
48:45Paul?
48:48Hi Paul.
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