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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah.
00:21Yes!
00:37Kia ora koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:42My name is Jeremy Wells and it's our time.
00:46Kia ora talofa.
00:47It's our time, a special time of day.
00:50It's our time, just you and me together.
00:55It's time to say hello, g'day.
00:58Kia te pehe kwe.
00:59Yay!
01:02That's a special little song that I wrote just for you.
01:07Because I am the Taskmaster.
01:14Please put your hands together for Dave Whanau.
01:19Kwanihoteni.
01:22Morgana O'Reilly.
01:25Rhys Mathewson.
01:27And Rose Matafeo.
01:33To my left is the Fisher to my Paykel.
01:36The Smith to my Koei.
01:39The one, the only, Paul Williams.
01:47Let's get straight to the prize task.
01:50What have we asked our contestants to bring in tonight?
01:53We've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing they acquired on a holiday.
01:58Mmm.
02:00Rose, what have you brought in?
02:02Let me transport you to a time and era.
02:052002 was the year, which I think we all remember.
02:09Mozzarella cheese.
02:13First came to New Zealand.
02:15It dropped in 2002.
02:18At the same time, it was Easter holidays.
02:21Every morning I'd get up at 11am, go to TV One and watch an episode of Moonlighting.
02:26The fantastic rom-com slash crime series starring Bruce Willis and Sybil Shepard.
02:30And make a toasted cheese sandwich with the newly dropped mozzarella cheese.
02:34So the three things I have acquired on that holiday is a DVD of Moonlighting, a toasted sandwich maker, and
02:42some mozzarella cheese.
02:49I've been very lucky to go to New York twice.
02:52And each time I'm there, I get a caricature done of my own face.
02:58So these are the caricatures.
03:03Oh my goodness.
03:04So the one on the right is from 2019.
03:07And then the one on the left is from last year where it looks like they've yassified me.
03:12You've got my guy latches on.
03:14It's amazing.
03:16Morgana, what did you bring in for us?
03:17I met my husband on a holiday, but better than that is my she-wee.
03:25Oh, the freedom!
03:28So the best thing you've ever acquired on a holiday in your life-
03:31I travelled around the world with it.
03:32Is a funnel for your urine.
03:34It's a funnel.
03:38For my urine.
03:40Cool, Arnie.
03:41What did you bring in?
03:42The year was 2025.
03:45New Zealand had mozzarella cheese for ages.
03:50But I was in Scotland and do you know like the term like to tap, you know like you hook
03:56up with someone?
03:57No, not like that.
03:59Like you tap dat?
04:00Yeah, yeah.
04:01Yes, okay.
04:02Oh, tap dat.
04:03Also, my partner, the first two letters of her name are A-F, right?
04:08So I call her A-F.
04:09So when I was in Scotland and I saw this magnet.
04:19And it's a little ginger guy, you know, it's like, turns out with a Scottish accent, that's tops off.
04:28Tops off?
04:28Oh yeah, okay, we're not laughing but we're learning.
04:31All right.
04:34I'm drawn immediately to the nips.
04:36Yes.
04:37They're powerful nips.
04:39That's a girthy nip.
04:40Yeah.
04:41And the one on the right is bigger.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Which is the same for me.
04:44Done by...
04:46Okay, Dave, what did you bring in?
04:48I went on holiday last year and ended up at a conference for a show that I'd done.
04:54And then this amazing person just tapped me on the shoulder and said,
04:58Oi, I have something for you.
05:01And then they presented me with this.
05:11It's my very own muppet of a character.
05:13I play in a thing called Our Flag Means Death about gay pirates.
05:19And that pirate there is me, the gayest of them all.
05:25How do you operate that puppet?
05:27You ask it.
05:28Hey.
05:30Can I put my hand in you?
05:31And he goes,
05:32Wah!
05:33Wah!
05:34See, I'll be gentle.
05:35Because I'm not just a...
05:36Oh, wah, wah.
05:37I'll stuff my hand up here.
05:39Nah, nah, nah.
05:40I'll buy you dinner first.
05:42Maybe...
05:43Maybe we go for a canal ride together.
05:45You know?
05:46Heee.
05:47Hamana, hamana.
05:51Okay.
05:51I'm gonna go one point for Hawane.
05:55Because it looks like you just grabbed that off the fridge on the way in.
05:58I'll go two points for Rose because I'm a huge Moonlighting fan,
06:02but I never liked the way she hooked up with Bruce and also the soft focus.
06:05I could never understand the soft focus.
06:07You have so much to with me, man!
06:09Rhys, what a delightful story.
06:11Three points for you.
06:12Morgana,
06:13I'm glad that you decided that your husband was not as important as the shiwi
06:17in terms of things that you've picked up on trips away.
06:20But four points.
06:20Everyone's got a husband.
06:21Four points for you.
06:22And five points for Dawphana.
06:30Let's kick this off.
06:32What's up first?
06:33If, like me, you're feeling extremely lonely all the time,
06:37you might want to catch this next task.
06:54Hello, Rose.
06:57Hey, Paul.
06:58Hello, Hawane.
06:59How are you?
06:59Not good.
07:00Oh, mate, we've got to work on this.
07:02Flowers!
07:03For me!
07:04Stop.
07:07Catch the bouquet in the most impressive way.
07:09Most impressive catch wins.
07:11You have 30 minutes and unlimited attempts.
07:15Your time starts now.
07:18I probably shouldn't have smelled it because I have hay fever.
07:21Oh.
07:21Are you allergic to anything?
07:22I am, yeah.
07:23What are you allergic to?
07:24Hayley Sproul's bullshit.
07:31Okay, everyone had their antihistamines.
07:33I'm ready to see this task, Paul.
07:35It's time for some R&R, which of course stands for reest and rose-laxation.
07:40I would like you to catapult this over the house while I sprint out from the carport and catch it
07:47on the run.
07:47Like I've scored a touchdown.
07:49You might need to build the catapult.
07:51Ooh.
07:52I don't know how to build a catapult.
07:54Maybe like a Rube Goldberg machine kind of thing.
07:56That would be amazing.
07:58Give me like an inspiring half-time speech about how we're down but we can win it all.
08:02But also make it wedding.
08:12That does work.
08:14If you don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, you will be destroyed.
08:19And wedding.
08:20And it's also, it's a fantastic day for a wedding.
08:23I could like skate past pulling it.
08:26Do you want to put the helmet on?
08:28Yeah, definitely.
08:29What does a quarterback say before they hut it?
08:32They normally like give numbers and things.
08:33Yeah.
08:34But let's do Bible verses because it's a wedding.
08:36This is attempt number one.
08:37It's the most radical trick you will ever see on New Zealand television.
08:46You call it.
08:47John.
08:49You need more?
08:503, 12.
08:51Hut.
08:57You okay?
08:58I landed in shit.
08:59Goose.
09:00Ya hope.
09:02Tiny Hawk.
09:07Paul.
09:08316.
09:09Hut.
09:171st down.
09:181st down.
09:19Not even a touchdown.
09:27Well I just made that more secure.
09:29I mean ideally I would have kept my footing and gone for a run to the end zone.
09:32I thought that was intentional but that was...
09:34No, that was just a lack of physical ability.
09:37Okay.
09:38Reckon I can do a backflip?
09:40I wouldn't try it.
09:45I think that might be the best I'll ever do.
09:48Leviticus.
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12:24what happened to that three two one throw I think that was a ball three two
12:35one one yeah one three two one how was that wasn't it all right ready mm-hmm go
12:52I think you might have overshot it we need a stick maybe three two one you're
13:03okay yeah one run the ding-dings three two one go
13:33would you believe he's a ninja single with me would you believe he's a ninja
13:44that was so good honey that was so good I mean I got scared they were gonna fall in
13:49the water you know it's funny I was worried that I'd fall in the water and I
13:53was like all right what's gonna happen and he's Paul said it'll definitely be in
13:57the intro so what's worse a frisbee to the face or a frisbee to the bedang-dangs the
14:06bedang-dangs was the one because it was right on the button you know it was right
14:11on the bedang-dang right right right on the P point and and you know almost you
14:18know let some out so who's gonna buff the last bouquet Morgana maybe I could ride
14:27past and catch it in the basket could be kind of cute it's about the the razzle
14:33dazzle that's impressive I'm gonna ride along crying because I have no one to
14:44love me
14:44I just don't know what to do
15:05and they said I would find somebody but I'll never find anybody
15:17hi hello what's your name Paul do you want to make love by the fire or
15:22something um I'll see you in a second oh yeah no I'll leave this on
15:38it's funny that you wanted to leave the helmet on Morgana because Paul likes to leave his
15:42on normally as well that's her perfect so I don't remember a lot of romantic moments
15:53and rom-coms being punctuated by the term old butthole
15:59maybe not the rom-coms you're watching
16:03those aren't rom-coms you're watching
16:07they're on a website
16:11okay time to score this Morgana I'm gonna give you one
16:15no it was romantic however it was really about Paul dropping the bouquet rather than
16:20you catching it it had a lot to do with how he dropped it
16:24oh Juan I'm gonna give you two points you were blindfolded I think I'm gonna give
16:29three points to Rose because I think your Rube Goldberg machine was average but the
16:34skateboarding skills were quite dope cool thank you and I'm gonna go four for
16:39you Rhys because I was impressed with your nipples
16:45oh my nipples have never been clapped before in a few slides
16:50and Dave five points so where does that leave us for the scores Paul leading the pack with a
17:03perfect ten points Dave fine yeah okay Paul I'm ready for another task what have
17:12you got for me it's the first team task of the season
17:23hello Rose hello Paul just gonna put that your sources hello Juani hello Paul how are you doing not good
17:33never good well sometimes good well never when I'm round
17:40oh
17:41oh my god
17:42hello
17:44oh my god
17:48oh my god
17:49yeah
17:49oh this is race
17:51oh it's Dave
17:55hey
17:56oh my god
17:57hey
17:58oh my god
18:00Yoda how are you doing
18:01Yoda it's good how are you doing
18:02okay
18:03have you guys met before
18:03no no
18:04hi
18:05hey yo that's funny that we do the hug and then the handshake we go backwards
18:09oh my god
18:10let's go have coffee
18:11yeah I know this is bad
18:14no guys guys if you could do the task and then go for a coffee
18:17okay
18:18okay
18:19oh
18:20whoa look at this girl
18:22gracious how are you both
18:24hi
18:25oh cool
18:26have you guys all met
18:27yeah just now you watched it
18:29oh
18:30okay do you want to do it
18:32no
18:32who's the best reader
18:34I think you
18:35definitely not
18:36go for it
18:37okay
18:37yeah yeah go for it
18:38great
18:38build the longest successful domino run whilst keeping the balloon afloat
18:44sorry aloft I can't read
18:47that's okay
18:47you may not touch the same balloon twice in a row
18:51you must alternate who places each domino
18:54if you break any of these rules Paul will knock down your domino run
18:59longest successful domino run wins
19:02you'll have 12 minutes
19:04your time starts on Paul's whistle I can okay oh you're trying to give it
19:07yes I was yeah
19:12okay
19:14clearly Dave you and Rose know each other
19:17we've never properly met each other
19:18no but we know each other
19:20we know each other
19:20because we're Samoans
19:21yeah
19:21and all Samoans know each other
19:23know each other yeah
19:23yeah
19:24I want to just clarify that the teams were decided based on availability and not on how Samoan they are
19:30okay
19:31right
19:32let's see how Paul's race based teams perform after the break
19:50welcome back to Taskmaster
19:52where two teams are competing in the first team task of the season
19:58that's right Jeremy
19:59our teams must take turns keeping balloons aloft while building the longest domino run
20:04up first it's both teams
20:10okay
20:11oh yes
20:12did I just do that
20:16oh
20:17okay
20:17so
20:20so
20:21so
20:22so we need to get one
20:24but it's not very good
20:25okay
20:26quite far apart
20:27oh
20:28oh
20:29no
20:31Rose did two dominoes in a row
20:33oh shit
20:35red
20:36oh
20:36yes
20:37say what one you do
20:38oh
20:39I'm dominoes
20:39I'm dominoes
20:40oh
20:41oh Dave sorry it's over here
20:45it's over here
20:46oh no
20:47oh no
20:48the other plan I had is that we always have two people kind of knocking the balloons to each other
20:53yeah
20:53yeah okay ready and go
20:56you have to touch it and do a domino when you have a moment
21:02red
21:02now I'm on yellow
21:04you're good
21:05yeah perfect guys
21:06you have to do a domino
21:07can you bang it up and I'll hold it in here
21:13okay okay we got it aloft
21:16is it aloft
21:16is it aloft
21:17you didn't say it needs to keep moving
21:18I'll look up the definition of aloft
21:20and then yellow
21:21oh no they hit
21:22someone do yellow
21:23someone do yellow
21:23oh nice
21:24okay
21:26but that's feeling really good
21:28that's really nice
21:29oh yeah yeah yeah
21:30up in the air
21:31or overhead
21:34what
21:34it's not up in the air or overhead
21:37it's up in the air
21:38I would say that's sitting on a
21:40on a
21:40oh
21:42oh he broke it
21:44it's aloft
21:45I would say that's not aloft
21:47domino when you're ready
21:48we've got a good thing going
21:49domino's ready
21:50I like it when you say domino when ready
21:52domino when you're ready
21:54domino when you're ready
21:55domino when you're ready
21:56okay we're gonna keep this high
21:57we're gonna keep it dry
21:58I guess it is overhead
22:00and uh
22:01uno
22:01and then
22:02there we go
22:03three
22:04I can't speak Spanish
22:06five
22:11you gotta get behind ya
22:12oh my man
22:14I'm placing now
22:16Rose is placing now
22:19Dangerous Steve is placing now
22:22should we start just keeping these up
22:24yeah let's just keep them up
22:26I gotta go red
22:29oh
22:30what happened
22:30it was touched twice
22:32okay lock in lock in
22:33ready ready ready ready
22:34go
22:34one minute
22:35maybe we should just hedge our bets
22:37should we just wait it out
22:38yeah
22:39they have three
22:40have you taken that into consideration
22:42they've got three what
22:42people
22:44oh what
22:46three
22:47two
22:47keep it going
22:48just keep it going
22:49one
22:52knock it over
22:53knock it over
22:54will they all fall
22:55yeah
22:56yeah
23:05I like the energy of this team
23:06yeah let's keep them afraid
23:09yeah
23:13wow
23:13man
23:14Juani you came up with a quite a clever scheme in the middle of the task
23:19do you think your teammates appreciated that or even noticed it?
23:22they definitely noticed it like we gave it a go
23:25I could see that brilliant plan you had and it was working great and then the palangis got involved
23:37and you know so it was easy for Rose and I
23:41that task was a real like metaphor for the treaty
23:43yeah
23:44yeah
23:46yeah
23:47yeah
23:47yeah
23:48who's teaming you on man?
23:52it was happy days and now we get to this general and it's like I got stuck with the honking
24:00the question is is a popped balloon still a balloon?
24:04of course it is
24:04well it is we looked into that
24:07and um
24:08a balloon is still a balloon with all the bits of a balloon
24:11if you told a child how I'm coming to your birthday and I'm bringing the balloons
24:16and you turned up with that they would be disappointed
24:18I'd ask you how do you know my child?
24:22what about a loft because that was part of the cars wasn't it?
24:25the official Cambridge dictionary is uh
24:27Cambridge now
24:30in the air or in a higher position
24:33yeah
24:33okay
24:33thank you
24:34yeah
24:35he's been to Cambridge too
24:38that's Cambridge down by Hamilton by the way
24:43literally
24:44quickly
24:46okay so we're accepting
24:47still a balloon
24:49and it's still a loft
24:51okay
24:51so
24:52the team of three
24:54mm-hmm
24:54twelve dominoes
24:55team Rose and Dave
24:57twenty-seven dominoes
24:58oh
25:02I'm going to go three points for the team of three and five points for Dave and Rose.
25:10Good job.
25:12Yes.
25:14I'm so glad.
25:15Paul, those dominoes have started a chain reaction leading us to the next task.
25:19Okay.
25:20Roll the tape.
25:32Hello, Morgana.
25:33Hi, Paul.
25:34Hello, Dave.
25:35Hello, Rhys.
25:36Hey, Paul.
25:37Hey.
25:37Hello, Juani.
25:38I'm a huge fan of VHS.
25:40Do you know what that stands for?
25:42Uh, Very High Samantha.
25:47Samantha?
25:48Yeah.
25:49I don't actually know what it meant.
25:52Shall I look it up?
25:53Yeah.
25:53Samsonite.
25:54Stands for Video Home Samantha.
25:57So if you Samantha had something like that.
26:00Do what the tapes are asking you.
26:03Fastest wins.
26:04Your time starts now.
26:05What are they asking me to do?
26:13Well, I haven't seen a VHS tape since I got banned from that small room behind the curtain
26:18at Video Easy Ponsonby.
26:20Good room.
26:21Good room.
26:22Who are we looking at first, Paul?
26:24Going straight to video, it's Dave Farney.
26:26Oh, don't.
26:33Oh, hell.
26:37It's not this tape, sorry.
26:43Look at this.
26:46Wow.
26:47Cool.
26:47Very cool.
26:49Very cool.
26:54Wrong tape.
27:00Wrong tape.
27:04Wrong tape.
27:07Kate to here.
27:09Could you look up what Kate to here means?
27:13It's wrong.
27:15It's wrong.
27:16Oh, bagger.
27:16Seems like those are the wrong tapes.
27:19Well, get me the right tape.
27:21Where's the right tape?
27:27Do all the tapes are asking you.
27:42Tell you what, I want you to add 24 days to my time.
27:50And I'm going to call it Quicks.
27:52Yep, that's me.
28:02So you had a good go at making yourself disappear, Dave.
28:05Yeah.
28:05When did you decide to cut your losses completely?
28:08Just looking back at that thing now.
28:10Yeah, my ninja training.
28:13It wasn't.
28:14It was nowhere to be seen.
28:17Would you like to complete the task now?
28:21Nah.
28:23Don't do it.
28:25What's the answer?
28:32Did you see what was written in different types of tape?
28:36Where?
28:39It was on the portrait.
28:41What did it say?
28:45It said dance.
28:47Oh, so we're giving out answers now.
28:50They're going...
28:51No, no, no, no!
28:57I've stopped the clock.
29:01Taking Dave's time to 109 days, 4 hours, 47 minutes and 29 seconds.
29:08Ha ha ha ha ha.
29:12OK.
29:13Well I admire a man who knows when to cut his losses and give up.
29:17And I'd like to give up on this part of the show, thanks very much.
29:19We'll see you after the break.
29:34Welcome back to Tarsmaster, where five comedians are competing to win an old DVD and a tube Morgana has weed
29:41in.
29:41That's right, Jeremy. Our contestants have been tasked with doing what the tapes tell them to do.
29:47Up next, we have Hawani, Morgana and Rose.
29:54Oh my god, a bitch! She's a mother!
29:58Wrong tape.
30:00Damn it.
30:00You little poo-poo pants.
30:04It kind of feels like it's a snuff film. I'm scared.
30:09Wrong tape.
30:09Damn it!
30:12That's me.
30:13Yeah, it is you.
30:14In the movie.
30:15Wrong tape.
30:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:17Okay.
30:17Have you watched the Dock one?
30:18Is there a Dock one?
30:21It's not this tape, sorry.
30:23Okay.
30:24Keep it going.
30:25Keep it.
30:25Watch this.
30:28Whoa!
30:29Wow.
30:30That was awesome.
30:32Do what the tapes are asking you.
30:36Anything?
30:38No.
30:52Do I have to try them again?
31:06Like, is there a hidden thing?
31:07Are there any other tapes in this room?
31:10Just because those are the tapes there doesn't mean they're the only tapes.
31:13Drapes, tapes, just rhymes.
31:17Oh my god!
31:32I've stopped the car.
31:35Have you?
31:37Mm-hmm.
31:37What happened?
31:43Woo!
31:44Woo!
31:46Woo!
31:47You happy with that?
31:48I'm happy it's over.
31:50That's perfect.
31:52That's great.
31:54Hi.
31:57Morgana, at any point over the last four months, did you work out how you completed
32:02that task?
32:03No, but lucky I dance all the time.
32:07Rose, great dance.
32:10I was just slightly worried that you thought at first that it was a snuff film, but then
32:13you continued to watch.
32:17I love to support independent cinema.
32:20Kwani, you went off on a bit of an adventure.
32:23Yeah, and they cut a lot of that out.
32:26I was gone for a long time.
32:28But Kwani, 26 minutes and 31 seconds.
32:32Rose, 15 minutes and 28 seconds.
32:35And Morgana, who failed to see the tapes, 11 minutes and 40 seconds.
32:40That's why you always get a dance!
32:43Alright, Paul.
32:44I've got room for one more contestant on my dance card.
32:47His name is an anagram of Mathewson Rees.
32:51It's Rees Mathewson.
32:57You got a leg, dog?
32:59It's not this tape, sorry.
33:01Wrong tape.
33:01Wrong tape.
33:02Wrong tape.
33:02Aw, you dog!
33:04More!
33:05What else could there be?
33:12There's nothing here, Paul.
33:14There's nothing here.
33:15There is stuff.
33:16There's nothing related to the task here, Paul.
33:19You know where else they play these sort of mind games?
33:21Where?
33:22Guantanamo Bay.
33:26There's something I'm missing.
33:28Right?
33:29There has to be.
33:31Something that's, like, really obvious.
33:37Are you rewinding this to the start?
33:39Yeah!
33:39Okay.
33:40And there's a lot more than I thought.
33:45Okay, so there's nothing.
33:47Ah!
33:53We're gonna be here sometime.
34:00I was given five tapes, and if none of them have the instructions, then it must be that they're
34:06not the right tape.
34:07So where would the other tape be?
34:09There must be.
34:11There has to be another tape, or I'm losing my mind.
34:13Looking for a tape while an unhelpful man sits and judges me.
34:24Holly!
34:27Beautiful Paul!
34:29Where's the tape?
34:34Oh, my God!
34:35I don't know what else I can do.
34:39What are you looking up?
34:41You cannot get diabetes from eating any number of sour lollies and other sugary foods in a single sitting.
34:56There's tape on this, Paul.
34:58I think that's just hiding the brand names.
35:00Panasonic Jet Navigator!
35:04Okay.
35:04Panasonic Jet Navigator, Paul!
35:07It's a great model.
35:08The tape.
35:09So a different type of tape?
35:11A different type of tape.
35:15LG.
35:18Let's go.
35:21Sugar Rush is kicking in.
35:22We're doing it.
35:23We're absolutely doing it.
35:25We are finding tape.
35:26We're feeling good.
35:27We're approaching this with a positive mindset.
35:30Why are you walking like that?
35:31Positivity is coursing through my veins, Paul.
35:34And it's making you do what?
35:35It's making me, uh, walk.
35:38It's making me jiggle.
35:39You know?
35:40Jiggle?
35:40I was walking and jiggling.
35:42Did you like either of those things?
35:43I was just interested in what you were doing.
35:48Yeah!
35:49The walk's back.
35:50The walk is back.
35:52The walk...
35:52Oh, you sack of shit!
35:56Ah!
35:59I've stopped the clock.
36:00Yeah!
36:01Do not speak to me.
36:03Do not look at me.
36:04For the next half an hour.
36:07Okay.
36:07I need time to forgive you.
36:09Okay.
36:19Have you forgiven, Paul?
36:20I accepted it.
36:22And then watching that, I've gotten really angry.
36:26I went to the dock so many times!
36:31You came so close to dancing.
36:34In fact, I would have given it, like, you were dancing,
36:37but when Paul asked you what you were doing,
36:39you clarified and said you were not dancing,
36:41you were jiggling, and then you were walking.
36:44Yeah, that wasn't a dance to me.
36:46And I think it was on the second trip to the dock,
36:48I almost just danced for no reason,
36:49and then I thought, I shouldn't do that on camera.
36:53What's the slappy dance that you did at the end, though?
36:56That was good.
36:56Could you do that again?
36:57That is from the start of the Busta Rhymes
36:59Touch It Mega Remix music video.
37:06Touch it, bring it, babe!
37:08Watch it, turn it, leave it, stop formatting!
37:10Touch it, bring it, babe!
37:12Watch it, turn it, leave it, stop formatting!
37:13Yes!
37:14Yes!
37:17Get low, ladies!
37:18Yes!
37:23Okay, so how long was it in the end?
37:26Ninety-four minutes and thirty-seven seconds.
37:29Oh, shit!
37:30Ninety-four minutes.
37:35So, what are the scores?
37:36One point for Dave, two points for Reece,
37:39three points for Hawani, four points for Rose,
37:41and five points for Morgana.
37:45All right, Paul, it's been a delight,
37:47but it is time for some ads.
37:50If you're recording this on VCR,
37:52press pause right now,
37:53but don't forget to record again
37:55at the end of the break.
37:56That's very, very important.
37:57We'll see you in a moment.
38:02APPLAUSE
38:12Welcome back to Tazmaster.
38:13We are crashing into the final part of the show
38:16like a frisbee into Dave Farnay's bedang-dang.
38:20How are the scores looking, Paul?
38:22Hawani's on nine points,
38:24Reece is on 12,
38:25Morgana 13,
38:26Rose is in second with 14,
38:28but out in first with 16,
38:30it's Dave Farnay.
38:31All right, team!
38:33Please head up to the stage for the final task of the show.
38:41OK, Paul, who's reading the task tonight?
38:43Reece Mathewson.
38:47Divide the cast into racial teams.
38:49Oh!
38:51What?
38:54APPLAUSE
39:01Wrap what you unwrap.
39:03Unwrap a present and rap about it for four lines.
39:07You must begin your rap within five seconds
39:11of unwrapping your present.
39:12Two people will be eliminated after the first round.
39:16Three people will rap in the final.
39:19Worst raps will be eliminated each round.
39:25Morgana, we got some tough sledding here.
39:28Speak for yourself.
39:33Morgana, you're first.
39:36Go on, Morgana, you can do this.
39:38Everybody else on this bench, please.
39:42She's chosen her gift.
39:45Why am I here?
39:47Oh!
39:48What is it?
39:49It's ice.
39:54What?
39:55What?
39:56You've got...
39:57In my hand, there's so much ice, ice.
40:00Ooo.
40:01It's so cold that I feel so nice.
40:03Nice.
40:04Put it in places that we don't even need to look.
40:07mutta
40:09Now it's really...
40:12HARD...
40:12BITCH!
40:16Next up, Reece.
40:26Yeah, I'm rapping about toast
40:29When I'm having some breakfast
40:31It's the thing I like the most
40:33It's so hot and crunchy and hot
40:36And when I put it in my belly
40:38It feels it a lot
40:39I like it
40:41And it's like it's so smooth
40:45Oh, no
40:49Hawani?
40:51Ah, orange
40:58Oranges
40:58Yeah, they kind of have a weird peel
41:01But every time I grab it
41:02Man, I like the way it feels
41:04The citrus
41:05And it makes it feel so spicy
41:07Everything around it
41:09Seems so nice
41:11So get your five a day
41:13Have it every single way
41:18Yeah
41:19Yeah
41:20That was so good
41:21Rose
41:22What is it?
41:28Beans
41:29You ready?
41:32No
41:32Tough
41:36Oh, gosh
41:38Beans, beans
41:39You know I got the means
41:41I really feel lean when I'm eating my beans
41:45Good, it's for the sensitive fiber
41:47It's really good food things
41:49I love to eat
41:51Beans
41:54Thank you
41:55I really hated that
41:58Okay, Dave
42:02It's a frisbee
42:07Okay, are you ready?
42:09Yeah
42:11Yeah
42:12Feel it
42:13Put it in your balls
42:16Feel it
42:18Well, on the red feet
42:20I got a frisbee
42:21Stuck in my hand
42:23Want to slide it up and down
42:25But it comes a man
42:26Then I let it slide
42:29Aw
42:34Got the beat
42:35Put it on
42:37Jeremy
42:37This is very tough
42:39It's tough
42:39I think everyone was good in their own way
42:41But if I'm going to eliminate two people
42:43It's probably going to be Rose and Dave
42:46Thank you so much
42:48Yes
42:49Yeah
42:51Good luck, guys
42:52Okay
42:52This is the final
42:54Morgana first
42:59It's pot
42:59Okay
43:03Yeah
43:07It's a pot
43:08Not like a lot
43:09It's got all my faces
43:11On all of its suck
43:13I really put
43:14Wish I had some porridge in the pot
43:16Put a porridge in the mother
43:18Pot
43:24Reese Mathewson
43:26What's left?
43:30What is this?
43:31It's the moon
43:35I'll kill every
43:37Who comes from the moon
43:39It's just a
43:40And a balloon
43:42Buzz Aldrin ain't got shit on me
43:45I'll punch him in his face
43:47He's a geriatric
43:55Polanyi, our last rapper
44:00A mouse
44:02You ready?
44:03Yeah
44:08Something's ain't right
44:09Yo, something's not clicking
44:10My mouse is broken
44:12It's a
44:12Dickin'
44:14I don't know what's going on
44:15I try to get to the
44:17Link
44:18And I can't even think
44:20Oh, that does fade out weird
44:22That was so good
44:28Jeremy, what do we think?
44:30Whew
44:32Juani, three points
44:35Reese, four points
44:37And I think Morgana
44:38Five points
44:40Come on down a down
44:42Come on down a down
44:51Okay
44:52I think Dave should get a point
44:54And then I think Rose should get two points
44:56Okay, so that means 1 point for Dave, 2 points for Rose, 3 points for Huwani, 4 points for Rhys
45:02and 5 points for Morgana.
45:07Okay Paul, we are ready.
45:10Who has won episode 2 of Taskmaster season 7?
45:14It was incredibly tight, but with a 1 point win with 18 points, Morgana O'Reilly!
45:24Congratulations Morgana, please go up to the stage and collect stuff that other people bought through Customs.
45:32Thank you so much for watching, ma te wa.
45:42Yeah!
45:55It falls on that damn train!
45:59I will get up the mischief now.
46:02Hell no.
46:04Ziggy-zaggy!
46:05Shut up!
46:07Are you happy now?
46:08You holding that scythe, I hope that's what death looks like.
46:11Breeze with a body cam and no pants on.
46:14That'd be amazing.
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