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00:00 Intro
00:02 Game 1 : London days are back!
15:40 Game 1 Review
16:27 Game 2 : Brain ain’t braining
35:10 Game 2 Review
36:25 Game 3 : NM
38:30 Game 3 Review

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Transcript
00:00Giga Dummy is back with the shenanigans. We start off with the London life and we got a 2600
00:06yellow kid. Oh and apparently we have played him. 1 0 0. Does it mean he has one? I'm always
00:13confused how to read these businesses. Anyways let's bring out the juicer and put our faith
00:18in the London life. At least the kiddie is a high yellow dummy so we can push them pawns and
00:24believe
00:24this is the way. F into G into H is the London life. He is playing with insane pace so
00:30we'll copy our pace.
00:32Don't want to take the pawn. Kick the pony. Bring out the juicer. Take here. Hop in and bogg out
00:37the chicken
00:37because our chicken is brave. He can put the juicer there. Then I can put the juicer there to say
00:45you
00:45can't castle and then he can hop somewhere trying to do a disco angle. We'll just go far far away.
00:52keep an eye on this square saying you the only way you get to castle is to actually put the
00:57juicer
00:57there and castle like a dummy. So he's gonna do his thing. We're gonna do our thing. Everybody's
01:02gonna do their own thing. Let's go. Now I can hop in for some shenanigans but I don't think there's
01:08any tactics. So let's just push. Get control of this square. He ain't Fing. He ain't Eing. He might see
01:13one day and I don't know. Position is just equal. Yeah he kind of neutralized my opening to perfection
01:20without spending like even 50 seconds on the clock and it's just boring. Man this is why nobody likes
01:25this high loches business. If everybody knows what they're doing it's just a draw. I'm hoping for
01:30some sacrifice here but it's just protected all the way so not to be. If he pushes I can take.
01:36He
01:36can take. I can push. He can't hop. We got the coverage. Maybe he'll put the rookie on the open
01:39file. Try to go there. Push it and cook it. But it's nothing. Let me kick away the pony for
01:46now.
01:46No hopping there. There. Anywhere. Bring out the fatty queen for the shenanigans. But there's no
01:54shenanigans. Pony can hop in. Oh. Oh. That is the move. I can take the pawn but maybe there's a
02:02rook here. So that is the move I did not expect. It's just me put the rookie on the open
02:08file and say
02:09what's going on. Bro can hop in. So can we. And is it just a trading angle or is it
02:14some kind of mad
02:15angle to sit here. I don't know. If he hops anywhere we can be a bit for trading man if
02:20you wanna. He can go for a pin angle but there's just a trade angle. He can go for a
02:25hop angle.
02:25I want to believe in the sacrifice but it's fake right. Feels real fake. Maybe I just go rook here.
02:32Double up the rookies. This pony here was completely useless. I don't know. We're playing a bit too fast.
02:37Should have covered this square. But going here does nothing as you can go there.
02:43Also now we can't take this pawn so kind of sad coconuts. So put the queen somewhere to get the
02:50push. I really want to sacrifice the rookie for no reason. Yeah I'm overdoing it. Also this pony
02:57is doing nothing. Maybe just go back home and cry but then he can hop in and check it. Yeah
03:01I don't
03:01like this pony there. Okay I go there with the idea that I will push it. But I don't like
03:08the idea.
03:10Yeah this is an idea but do we believe in it because there's a counter pin angle. But I push
03:16it.
03:16And he says I pin you and win. And I can't go there because there's counter pin somewhere.
03:24It's a mess. He can't go there. We can take this way. So that's nice. Rook here. We will just
03:30push it.
03:31Ask him to go back home. And it's nothing. Yeah it's just as bad. Just as sad. It's just not
03:41to be.
03:43Okay let him put the rookie there. And we will kick it. Queen here is not problematic because we can
03:48push it. And if he goes here it's it's just never never never ever anything. Okay he's kicking us.
03:57But I can hop here trying to counter kick him. But is it problematic? Because if he takes takes we're
04:04chilling. But the problematic move could be if he throws in an intermezzo pawn here trying to deflect
04:09the fatty and get the glory. I can push. He takes here. We take here. We lose this pawn. That
04:17one. And we cry.
04:18So maybe we should hop the pony in the rim. Be a bit dim. But we poke it back. And
04:24he can't go there.
04:26But he can continue with the hopping shenanigans. And this is why nobody likes these dumb ponies man.
04:32Let me just hop and try to be a pokemon. Are we a pokemon? Should have gone for the glory.
04:37Okay the good
04:38thing is we poke here and there. I don't think we'll ever take this pawn because there's always rook
04:42here. Oh he's just chilling. Let me push. But then he pushes this way. Deflects the fatty from the
04:48shenanigans and then gets the glory. So should I take here? But then he takes here. He gets open b5
04:52for
04:52the counter attacking possibilities and chances and whatnot. So I push. He pushes and we cry like a baby.
04:59We cry like a baby. We take. He takes and we still cry like a baby. We again cry like
05:03a baby.
05:04We got to stop crying like a baby. Maybe we should have not put the pony there. Should have put
05:07the
05:07pony there with the ID to go in. Yeah our pony management is highly highly questionable.
05:13Also our fatty is kind of trash. B5 was kind of good by the kid. The chess in chess. We
05:21are slow and bad.
05:22So do I take. Ask him to take and say it looks bad but it ain't as bad because we
05:29can put the rookie
05:30here and save the pawn and the game goes on.
05:35And we kind of got rid of our dumb pony for your so-called better looking pony.
05:43Well we can tell ourselves whatever we want. You know what they say. Whatever helps you sleep at
05:48night. Tell yourself that. So this is what we tell that this trade is actually beneficial for us. But
05:54in reality look at this connect two, three, four. He connects six and just wins the game.
06:00So at least the pawn is chilling. That is on the positive side. The pony is trash. That is on
06:07the
06:07negative side. If this guy can go here and take and take we could get something flowing. Not going,
06:15flowing. I don't know. Rain is full puff right now. Okay let's double up the rookie and maybe try to
06:20get
06:21some kind of B break to ask him to take and take this way or that way. And then maybe
06:27we have control
06:28as we think. Maybe we are just over criticizing ourselves. You know what they say. Don't be your
06:35hater. Love yourself. Let's go Barak. Save this. Counter poke this. And I don't know. Now I can
06:43actually take the pawn because there is protection here. He might go there and get this one. But I
06:47don't care about that one that much. What I really wanted this pony to get a better job. We will
06:53double
06:53up the rookie. And how does this pony go there? Like he can go here into here into there into
06:59somewhere. But that's like we'll get old. We'll get old by the time that happens.
07:06Okay. He might triple it up. But he ain't winning the pawn. So I guess we just, I don't know.
07:11Wait.
07:14Me coughing too much. Oh, I see an idea to put the fatty there. And the pony in there,
07:21we can check it. But he can just move rookies, save it, and we don't get the checking business.
07:25But you see the vision. So let's say this pony actually recycles and makes his way through the...
07:35Oh, queenie is kind of good. Yeah. If I take, he takes and he has open A file for the
07:40slaughter.
07:41So we say no. Which is sometimes an option. If he takes, I can take with the pawn. But then
07:49he has
07:50control of the B file business, which I'm not sure is as scary as we think. But it is a
07:57business. I
07:58really want to sit here and trade because once I trade the fatty and the pony, the rook pawn ending
08:02is drawable and we might get a plus one. Never want to take this way. So Mr. Pony is one
08:11and a two
08:11and a three steps away from finding his happiness. Our time is somehow on our side. Time betrayed the
08:17madman and switched to the giga dummy side. What a flip. But black is still pressing. There could be an
08:25idea to push the pawn this way. Us to take, take, take and say the pawn structure is diamond. The
08:30rookie will
08:30go here into here with this pawn, that pawn and then he'll have connected passers. He is cooking.
08:35He's doubling up the rookie. He's getting the cookie. So let's hop. He still can't take the pawn.
08:42But the real problem is not the pawn problem. The real problem is takes into takes into seventh heaven
08:49or eighth heaven. For not to take in there. There was a problem. So he goes for the eighth heaven.
08:56We take it. He takes it. And then we hop it. And if we chop it, rookie can go there
09:04and grab that pawn.
09:05But, but okay, he says, no, he's going to go in for the glory angle. So he wants to sit
09:12here and then enter.
09:13I can go somewhere. He will hop in. We'll trade. He'll trade. And then the rookie will join the party
09:18to poop on us. So let's go there. Let him do the business. We take, he take it. And then
09:22we hop in,
09:23letting him go enter. Chop, chop. And is our pony the champion? Not really. Like he can push it.
09:32And his pony is weak. So is this a threat? Kinda with the idea to go there and pin and
09:37win it. So it's a threat.
09:39Uh, so I like rook here, but, uh, he goes there anyways. We take, he take, and he's about to
09:44enter.
09:44We walk the king out. He goes rookie here. We walk it out again. He chops and chop. And do
09:52we believe
09:53that if the king is here in time, we got the business? Oh, pony wants to go there. He did
09:59not
09:59want to go there. It was all a distraction that we can go here into here into somewhere.
10:05And this is a problem with a double attacks. And we don't have the beef file. He's cooking.
10:10Who let the kitty cook? We hop in, he hops in and we hop in again. But Mr. Pawn is
10:17chilling.
10:18And yeah, this Pawn can die, but we don't care about that Pawn if we can get rook here, but
10:22we can't.
10:24What if I go there? He just hops in, right? Kinda true. Kinda true. So we hop with the idea
10:30to let him hop.
10:31And then what? Uh, then we push it because why not?
10:39I don't know, man. The idea is to push and then when he goes, uh, oh, there's a check here.
10:43We don't care about that. Is this the way? The idea behind that is I can hop and win a
10:50Pawn.
10:51It is an idea. Check ain't scary. We ain't scared of it. But he might check, ask you to go
10:58there and grab a Pawn.
10:59Maybe. Why is so scary? We got to believe in the Pony hopping shenanigans. Like Pony here, we hop.
11:05He chops there, we chop there. But technically he can go there and win this back. So he's just Pawn
11:09up and winning.
11:10Kinda true. I mean, it's true. What do you mean? Kinda true.
11:14Yeah, we're going to suffer. We have too many Pawn problems, time problem. And Rookie is absolutely
11:19dumb-dumb. There's even an idea to go Rook here with I do sacrifice. Take, check and win it.
11:27It's over. Rookie looks nice. We hop in. He sacrifices. We takes. He throws a check. We walk it out
11:34like a dummy.
11:35He grabs it. We grab it. And who is winning this? Probably not us. He can even check it and
11:41then win it.
11:42So he has the choice. Do I go here? I mean, we want the King to live. So kinda true.
11:53So this way or that way? That is the question. I think this one looks nice. That way after takes,
11:59he can even take here. And he's just completely winning. Okay, he didn't do the thing I thought.
12:07I guess he bleeds after takes, takes. If I take here, he takes here and he wins it as well.
12:12So everything is winning for him, right at this point? Yeah, that's the problem.
12:16I like Rook here to save this Pawn and say we're going to win here. And let's say he moves
12:21the Rookie
12:23somewhere. We grab. I don't know. That's our best try, but it's looking completely toast. Not gonna lie.
12:30We will grab this Pawn and hope this Pawn can run with some miracle. Oof. It was a rough game,
12:37not gonna lie.
12:39Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we had to go Queen here when we had the opportunity. Our fatty got stuck at
12:45house.
12:46She could not party and she just pooped in the house and we cried. Still, the work needs to be
12:52done. Rook here looks
12:53nice with the idea to throw the check. But if you go there, I grab, you push and we hop
12:59it back.
13:00Do we believe we got it? You check it. I chop it and you take it and the Pawn is
13:06through. So this
13:07Pony is dumber than the dumber. Okay, he's kind of thinking. For some reason, he does not believe in
13:13this idea. This does not work as we can take with the free tempi. So this should be the way.
13:19He's not buying it. Like after taste, just push. I don't see it. I mean, I'm dumb, but
13:29maybe let's say he goes there, we take, he pushes and King here and he's afraid that after check,
13:36takes and he kind of takes his. King is in time to do the shenanigans. Maybe that's what he's afraid
13:41of.
13:43I hope that works out because we have no time to figure it out. While he has two minutes to
13:49figure out the shenanigans, the Pawn is running for the glory. He's thinking, even has the idea
13:55to just go Rook here with the idea to check this way and just bully us. Or just go, okay,
14:01grab the
14:02Pawn because why not? Oh, he poked the Pony. He didn't poke the Pony, so he poked the Rookie.
14:09Also he pokes the Pawn. That's a bit of a problem. I can go there to maintain protection.
14:14Not what we want to do, but if that Pawn dies, we kind of cry. There's an O, which is
14:20when Barak,
14:22a bit anticlimactic. He's going to push, push and get the glory. Makes sense.
14:27And I can also go back, right? When did that just happen? Here, it was a bit of a repetition.
14:32So if I go Rook here, he pushes. Do we have the Pony hopping shenanigans?
14:37That is the question. Because he will just go there. And if I push, he takes. And if I push,
14:44he goes there. And if I push, he's in time and the Pawn is running, kind of.
14:49So his idea is just to push, push, push. That's a problematic idea. I can hop. He can push it.
14:55And then what? And then I can also hop. It's an idea. He pushes. We sacrifice for no reason.
15:06And then push. He goes back. It's just bad, right? Yeah, I don't believe in it. He'll sacrifice the
15:11Pony for the Pawn and this Pawn goes through. But the Rookie will be in time and he can slowly
15:15hop
15:15and win it. Oh, he threatened the mate. I had to go back to save the mate. I just forgot
15:20about it. Oh,
15:21we forgot about it. We had to move the Rook back to not get mated. And the mate is inevitable.
15:29Ah,
15:29what a big throw. GG's. Ah. We just fumbled our mate in one. That's crazy. We had to go Rook
15:38here,
15:38but it was doomed. Sad loss with the London life. But let us ask Mr. Fishy what was going on.
15:45He
15:45played with 92.6, 2750. Yeah, I think the opening was fine. And we were chilling out of it. We
15:53were
15:53never in any real trouble. Life was fine here as well. Here we just couldn't come up with a plan.
15:59Pony here was questionable. And then we trade this guy out. Again, this is completely fine.
16:04B3 was suggested to be active. Makes sense. We hopped the Pony back and it was a bit too slow.
16:09But yeah, it's just too slow. B3 is rats by the Fishy. Just get the activity. And now we just
16:14stuck
16:14passive, right? I don't think there was any hope. His pieces were way too active. He won the Pawn.
16:19He didn't find the best moves by hopping in there, but we had to go there and try. But at
16:23some point,
16:24he would do some Czech business and cook us. Sad life. Can we bounce back with double white against
16:30the Taken guy? Let's take him down with the London. Let's take him down with the sweet,
16:37sweet London life because why not? So we put the Pawn there. Man, we're coughing too much, man.
16:45Oh, bro says no G business. Interesting, interesting way to counter our London life.
16:52We shall bring out the juicer. Take the Pawn here. Hop in in castle. Let's try to,
16:58I don't know, come up with a different plan because our plan got pooped on. Yikesies. Yeah,
17:02today's the bad day. Look at the internet. Internet, poor connection. Chess in chessing.
17:08Let's push with the idea to push and double attack. If he takes, I can take back. Push ain't scary.
17:15Man, brain is lagging. It's lagging like crazy. Also, there's the idea to take here. Ask him to
17:21take and get the push. It's dumb. He'll probably just go barack. I'm sorry. He'll just take,
17:26take, take and say nothing is going on. He can't even go barack. He's chilling. Push looks nice,
17:32but it does nothing. He can hop back. We say no trading allowed. He can go for the C business.
17:39We want to go for the F business, but he can go with G to say no effing allowed.
17:47Let's try to F it even though it's as fake. Yeah, G just kills our counter play. Maybe he should
17:51have
17:51gone there with the idea to trade. Okay, he said no. Do we F it? Do we risk it for
17:57the biscuit?
17:57Saying you can't take the pawn because we have rook here for the counter. Oh, today is not a day
18:03to be chasing.
18:05I can't take here because he's exploiting the pin to the maximum. So we attack. He wins the pawn.
18:13He can even take here. We need a pony here with the dream to attack. Can't even take here. The
18:21pawn dies.
18:23I can take this way, but yeah, I'm tilted. I'm not gonna lie. I'm just too tilted. I'll take here.
18:32He has user here to exploit the pin and win it. I don't know why. What are we doing?
18:42So I take here. He goes for the poke angle. It's so bad. I mean, yeah, it's bad out here.
18:53This is a try. Letting him grab the pawn and just hide. I mean, we'll be two pawns down and
18:58crying.
18:59Oh, my brain. It's not even two pawns down. He's gonna take here to a throw. Oh, bro.
19:04It's another pawn. And then he pokes this and it's another pawn. Oh, bro. We are, we are bad today.
19:12He just went for the development angle. I can take here. He can take back, but there is no fatty
19:18entry for us.
19:19I can go back. Bro's gonna munch on the pawn and we're gonna cry like a baby.
19:24I would like to take here into somewhere and get some entry, but there is no entry.
19:30Just not a day, man. I don't know. Let's try to attack a pawn. Hope for some miracle.
19:37I don't see a miracle. Bro can just castle and chill. He says, no castling. We say, why, man?
19:44Why? I don't want to take, but he's chilling. If I go somewhere here, he might just go there and
19:50say no.
19:52Why say no? It doesn't even need to do anything.
19:58Okay, just munch on the pawn, but we enter and we look scary.
20:03This castle and he's out of troubles. Oh, he's going crazy. I like it.
20:08Like it because it gives us hope. It's completely hopeless, but I do go in and I poke them on
20:17and I don't know. I see... hope. There's hope at the end of the tunnel.
20:25I know. There's hope. I believe in it. Okay, it's hopeless.
20:32Oh, it's hopeless. It was never hope. Oh, no, it is not a day. I forgot to go check in
20:38double attack.
20:39Hmm. So... Hmm.
20:45Rook here makes sense to sacrifice every single piece and he will not take here because this one
20:52will die. So the problem with Rook here, he'll take the ponies save this way and be problematic.
21:00Ah, life is just bad today.
21:04I mean, I can go king here, but again, he takes the ponies saves here. I want to take here
21:09with something.
21:10I want to get the check with something.
21:14But he's just chilling.
21:16Why are you chilling, man? Why?
21:20This is not even good. He can take here and then the counter poke here.
21:23And then if I get the check, he just walks it out like a champion. He won't go there because
21:27we win this. Okay, that's good.
21:29I'm cooking. Let me cook like a baby. So we go there. He takes the pony. I throw the check.
21:34The
21:34only way for him to not get folded like a burrito is to go this way. And how does this
21:40juicer join the
21:41party? That is the question. I can take the pony, ask him the dumb dumb question and he takes back
21:46and
21:46he's chilling. Hmm. Can I throw in one more dumb check? Probably not as he can hop it back and
21:53chill.
21:55Maybe not that good because then we can throw the check and ask him to walk out and bring in
21:58the
21:58rookie. Give us the cookie. I kind of like king here just to avoid all the mess and ask him
22:03to take
22:03and say, after check, you got to figure out what you want in life. And he will want this in
22:10life.
22:11And then what?
22:14I would want my rookie to join the party.
22:19I don't know, man. At this point, it's getting out of hand. We spent two minutes of our crucial time
22:27to
22:27just move the king from where he came from. And now, now it's up to him to figure out what
22:34he wants
22:34to do with his life. I just like taking his more risky now because there could be a mate here
22:40if you're
22:40not careful. So it's, there's hope. There's hope. There's hope. Believe in it. Believe in it. Never,
22:47ever cry. Always try. So probably takes the pony. We take on the pawn. Makes sense.
22:56He goes to the side trying to hide. Oh, that kind of rhymed. He goes to the side trying to
23:02hide.
23:02We put the rookie here trying to poke the pony, win the piece. But then he might counter there for
23:10the defense. We can throw the check. He runs like a crybaby. And we somehow just don't have the
23:18cavalry. Like I can take, but he always the defense and this rookie never joins the party.
23:23He never joins the party. He's just a party pooper. But he maybe he doesn't see all this,
23:28this, that, and some of that, into that, into that, and all that. Maybe he doesn't see all of that.
23:35Some hope chess. You got to hope for it. So maybe after takes, what is our best shot?
23:41To take the pawn, he goes left. And then what is the right way? The right way. There is no
23:48right way.
23:49There is no right way. It's all wrong. I can go there, poke the fatty, ask him to take here
23:55and crumble,
23:56but he won't fumble. Also there is an idea to check here in a minute.
24:03So we take, we cry. We check. We still cry because he goes there. And if I check it again,
24:09he will find the happiness. I won the seventh heaven. Do we got it? So let's say we go rookie
24:19here saying poke the pawn. But where is the pawn? He can just walk it out. Now then I can
24:25take here,
24:25but there's no entry again. Yeah, it's dodgy. Rook here makes more sense. But after rook here check,
24:32we don't have any more juice left. We are out of juice. Rook here makes sense, but
24:40but what are we doing?
24:43He's just going to go somewhere like grab it. And we can't even grab this way because there's a dumb
24:49check into mad angle. Oh man. Let's quit chess and play Ludo man. This is not working out. So should
25:00I
25:00throw in the check first just to be problematic? I don't know. He just goes to the side.
25:08He's chilling. He's being chilling. He can go back and let us win the game. But it's a bit too
25:15much to
25:16pass. He should have done that. Maybe in this position, the better move was actually not to grab
25:23the pawn, but go rook here. On second thought, you might be right. Well, now your thought is not
25:31thwarting anymore. So it's just easy. Maybe because the king here, pawn here, and then rookie here was
25:37maybe the better move order. So rook here, we will just try to check, ask him to go back and
25:42believe in
25:43something. Looks pretty doomed. He can't take here. We can take here and there's no more check as we
25:47cover this. So we are cooking. And if he ever tries to go somewhere dumb, dumb, there will be a
25:54check
25:55here and we cover this. Oh, we can't hop the pony. There's a mate here. Kind of forgot about that
26:00part.
26:02I see. The pony is technically pinned because there's a mate, which I didn't see because I'm dumb. But
26:09can I make it move? Not to be. What if I go Barack with the idea? There's no idea. I
26:17thought I could
26:17sacrifice and then get the glory, but there's no glory. I want this, but we don't have it. I want
26:23to
26:23take, but he's chilling. I want to check, but we don't have it again. Maybe I should have checked it
26:29again. Here, here, here. Maybe the better way was to check it again, but probably goes out. Oh man, I
26:35feel
26:35like there were so many better ways to do the thing. I just found the worst way to do it.
26:40And so rookie here looks interesting saying after wherever you put the paddy,
26:49I want to sacrifice. Makes sense. And you can't hop because there's a mate. So you've got to take
26:55the pawn. Makes a lot of sense. But the problem is, there's always a check here. Yeah. Maybe you
27:00should have gone with the other rook. Man, we're hitting every move we play. So I go there. He grabs
27:04the pawn. I sacrifice the rookie. He takes back. I want to take here and after some kind of take,
27:10get a check. But even that is fake. And too many fake, fake moves. Oof. Chess is hard, man. Chess
27:19is
27:19so hard. I take. Oh, is there a way? Do I see the vision? So I take here. He takes
27:27here. And if I
27:28take here and if he takes the rookie, we get the back ring. But the problem is after the takes
27:31angle,
27:32he takes. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. It's completely lost though.
27:36I take the pony. Makes sense. He takes it back. Makes sense. I sacrifice the rookie. Makes sense.
27:41He takes with the queen. Makes sense. I take with the queen. Makes sense. He takes here. Makes sense.
27:46I throw in the check. Makes sense. He goes there. We get this. And we have three pawns and he
27:52has five.
27:55Yeah, DG's. It's resigned down. Three versus five is completely lost. But that gives, I mean,
28:03that's our best hope. He'll just go rook here, grab this pawn, push it, push it and win it. I
28:07don't
28:07think there's any hope in any world that we can ever survive that kind of business. But we can try
28:14our luck
28:14out. It's a minus 12 angle. Yeah, it's a rough day. We lose like 30 points of rating. Hat trick
28:21loading.
28:21It's just not there. We're just so bad today. He's thinking. Is he considering the possibility
28:31to take with the rookie first? It is a possibility. He's considering it. He's thinking, which is a bit
28:41surprising. I guess he has six minutes to figure it out. So he can figure it out which way he
28:46wants to
28:46take. What a game. What a game. I feel like we missed out on so many better moves because we
28:55were
28:55just not logged in. We're just not logged in, man. We tried to lock it in, but we were just
29:01so logged
29:02out of chess today. So this is kind of expected. I was thinking if I can go crazy and rook
29:11here.
29:12But the fatty queen is dying, right? And yes, I can check and win the rookie, but not to be.
29:19To be or not to be. Bro, he's thinking. Why is he thinking? Take the juicer down. Put us in
29:25the trash.
29:26Don't even recycle us. We're bad today. Giga dummy is actually a dummy today. The name kind of speaks for
29:34itself. Okay. This is probably the most amount of time he spent in the entire game. Maybe we also took
29:43too much time with this move. No, we didn't take that much time. We took that in like two seconds.
29:48No, not two seconds. There's two minutes. So maybe he went away to grab some toast, butter, jam,
29:55and whatnot. He'll be back soon. So the problem is he takes it. We take it. He takes it. We
30:02take it.
30:02He takes it. We check it. He walk it. We chop it. He goes for the sixth heaven. We grab
30:08a pawn. He grab a
30:09pawn and we are one and a two and a three pawn down. No, technically two. Oh yeah. Five minus
30:16three is two.
30:17So two pawns down. Completely lost. But we'll try luck out. Maybe there can be some miracle.
30:24Okay. He took the way I thought he would not take it. And now I'm confused. Not gonna lie. I'm
30:31just
30:31confused. I can even check. I'm confused. Like really confused. I take here. I'm so confused right now.
30:45How did he mess it up? My brain is just not working anymore. I'm dumb. Yes, I am. I mean,
30:56we win the rookie in the corner, but he can say he has all the pawns and he can still
31:00win it. That's
31:01a reasonable claim. And he just push, push, take it, take it and get the glory. Well, our pawns are
31:06bad.
31:07Our king is trash and this pawn might die if we go too far away. So maybe he's still winning.
31:11Maybe.
31:12Maybe he still was always forever just winning. Okay. Let's lock it in. This is one person chance.
31:19Oh, we smacked the mic. Oopsies. Maybe you heard a loud boom.
31:25If we lock it in, there's a way we can win it. Bro became a ASMR. He should push the
31:32pawn to save it.
31:33We'll push the pawn to save it. He'll push the pawn to get the passer. We activated the king. He
31:38did not.
31:39We take. He push. He take. We take. We go there. What's going on? He's just believing in the run.
31:46He believes he can fly. I don't know. I can't go there. There's a push angle. I like rook here
31:53angle,
31:54but he saves the mad angle. I want to activate the king. He can't push because we can chop.
32:02What's going on? Okay. He activates the king. That was not a move I thought I could. A rook here.
32:09Bro pushes on the pawn. We munch on the pawn and he pushes. So rook here just pushes, right?
32:16And if I go there, he pushes. If I go there, we're stuck. So you kind of got to activate
32:19the king.
32:19He pushes. He's too fast. He's just way too fast. Our rookie is kind of trash. There was some nice
32:25pawn
32:25sacrifice. We can go barack. And then what? He pushes and we go here. And are we in time?
32:34I mean, we got to be. Oh, he's going to go king here with the idea to put the juicer
32:38there. Oh,
32:40we have no time. We have 70 seconds. We got to just...
32:45Oh, that's the idea. He wants to go there and win the thing. And if I go look here,
32:51does he have king here? Probably.
32:55Okay, we try. We try. It's looking doomed. We don't have time. Bro, what are you thinking about?
33:01You're thinking as if you have the time. We go there. He pushes. We get this.
33:07So we want to go there and stop the pawn. But we can't. We can't. We go there and we
33:13cry.
33:16Oh, our king is not even entering. If the king could just go there,
33:20this game was something else. If he goes there and we sacrifice, yeah, we cry.
33:25Well, that was a sad game. Yeah, he taking forever time to take the rookie, man. What?
33:31Yeah, he took forever to take the rookie. A bit trolled, but it should be easy peasy dumb.
33:36That's for him. Let's pre-move so that we can flag him. But there is no flagging.
33:42Rob, Rob, why is he? He's like, he would like to chat. Why continue? Why not?
33:48Rob is mad that we did not resign for some reason.
33:52Yeah, he is salty. Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
33:58Rob is real salty that we did not resign.
34:03Well, he has two minutes to figure it out. Let's just put him a smiley face.
34:09Nice, nice smiley face. He can, he can, I don't know, laugh at it, be happy,
34:17do something. We just chill, wait, being chilling. He can figure it out. Get the mate somewhere.
34:27Should be easy peasy. He can sacrifice if he feels like it. But there is no need to. He has
34:33all the time.
34:35We'll let him figure out how to check mate with the king and queen. Because maybe he doesn't know.
34:43Mate with knight and bishop. Nice.
34:47Time to mate with knight and bishop. But you don't have a knight. So, I don't know. Maybe he's going
34:52to take here.
34:52Oh, he's tailmated.
34:57Bro, no way.
35:01No way. No way.
35:08Oh, no.
35:09Well, now he knows why we did not resign.
35:15Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. Let's look at the game.
35:20So, what was happening in the game? Oh, we flipped the side. Oh, we got the London life. Where did
35:25we
35:25fumble? Oh, we fumbled the pawn. So, it was an opening disaster. It wasn't an opening disaster,
35:30but it was just a tactical mistake by us. This does not work. Oh, we trash.
35:36We can just hop the pony, kick the queen. And once the queen goes back, we win the piece in
35:40the game.
35:40Oh, that was bad. So, we go here and this is just lost, right? Oh, this is also bad.
35:47Again, pony here was the way. He took. Apparently, rook takes was not that bad. For some reason,
35:52I was afraid of this. But again, it's some pony here ideas. And now, we just minus four and completely
35:57decode. Okay, he cooked this. I thought the faddy was in and we were back cooking. And then, what was
36:02going on? King here was fine. And as we said, rook here died towards the way. Taking the pawn is
36:06just
36:06bad. And then, he fumbled here by taking with the rookie. And takes takes takes is again a draw.
36:12But what was the way to draw? Yeah, we got to activate the king. Taking the pawn is just too
36:16slow.
36:17We're toast. Yeah, there's no way for us to survive this. If we had activated the king,
36:21we could have gotten a draw. So many tomatoes. What a game. Oh, we get an NM to end the
36:27night.
36:28NM from Argentina. Let's put our fate in the scam opening. And we got to win. Okay,
36:34he didn't take the pawn. I was just expecting him to take on the candy, but not to be. So,
36:39is there a G business? No, we can go there. But he went for some F business. We got to
36:44be a bit
36:45careful. There could be an idea to push, push and trap us. We take the good boy center, hop the
36:50pony.
36:50Can go there to take it if you're feeling too scared. I just go edge so that we never ever
36:55get trapped.
36:56Man, my brain is kind of lagging. Do we want to go there and take it?
37:02Not sure. Let's hop the pony here. I don't know, man. I'm making moves that make no sense.
37:08He wants to push and get the center. Let me push so that he does not get the center. And
37:11he can push
37:12here and just close the entire business out. Something is going on. Yeah, brain is just very
37:18disconnected today. It's just very foggy. So we'll put the juicer there, try to hop in, take here.
37:25I don't think he should take, letting us go in. He might just push or maybe ask us to take
37:30in,
37:30go for the business. Let us bring out the juicer and we want to hop, but there's nothing for hopping.
37:36He wants to go there. We say no, but taking, he can go there maybe. How do we attack? How?
37:42We put the pawn there. Our juicer is saving the pawn. So we're kind of chilling.
37:46Maybe I reroute my juicer back home with the idea to hop this guy there. He'll try. He says no.
37:58Let me try again. He'll probably take here, take here and there's no pony hopping for us.
38:02Oh, he let the pony sit there. It's a good looking pony, but it does nothing else after that.
38:09We got so happy so quickly and we don't win the pawn. He's chilling. Our pony looks good,
38:15but that's all he does. He's just a show piece. I can go there and poke the pawn,
38:20which looks like a double attack to me. Make sense. Today is a very strange day. We won this game
38:33in 12
38:33moves and I don't know what else to say. The opening was as questionable as possible.
38:39And then we say, let us put our faith in the D business, which is minus 0.67. Sweet 67
38:46life
38:46is always with us. And we then push here. Fishy is not the biggest fan. And then I thought here
38:51he
38:51would just chop it off, but not to be. And then we kind of sit here and we're big chilling
38:55and apparently
38:56just over. Like we go here and the pawn dies and the kitty cries.

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