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British animated adventure movie from Golden Films.
Credit goes to Enchanted Tales on YouTube.
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Credit goes to Enchanted Tales on YouTube.
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00:25There is a world beyond that cobblestone past
00:29the hills and the sea. With your imagination, you can travel there with me. We'll see a land
00:39of mighty giants and people tall as your thumb. Use your imagination, it's the place
00:47where dreams come from. People may think it's silly, it's really okay. They've never seen
00:56the places I've been, so how could they ever say? A magic island shines across a lagoon
01:04as bright as the sun. In our imagination, there's a world for everyone. A dream is nothing till
01:14you dream it. Candy wishing is only a sigh. But when imagination is your inspiration, you
01:21can fly, you can fly, you can fly. And at the famous wall of China, we'll see a dragon
01:28or two. With your imagination, with your imagination, with your imagination, all your wishes can come
01:42through.
01:52What's wrong, boy? Why aren't you joining in?
01:55They're going climbing trees, sir, and I'm a little too little for that.
01:59Oh, piffles, what I say.
02:01Oh, but it's true, sir. For a boy of my height, I'm really quite sure.
02:06Height is not entirely perpendicular. If you think you're small, you should have seen the
02:10Lilliputians.
02:12Good lord, sir, what amazing magic boy.
02:18It's not magic boy, it's real. See, it's all here in my journey. A great adventure, that
02:23it was. It began on the first day of April, in the year of 1726. On a most grievously stormy
02:33evening, they say two dozen ships were lost to that vile storm, and a hundred hundred
02:38miles away. My owner is nearly on that number.
02:44You're right, man! Everybody to the deck!
02:56He was a bit of a brute who'd taken an instant this lifetime.
03:01Your employer will hear of this. Do you not know who I am? I am Gulliver, Lemuel Gulliver,
03:06and I have degrees from the finest universities. I have...
03:12The sea has no use for such distinctions. And as I was to learn, a man's true work is
03:19only what he makes himself worth.
03:40Is it you? Is that you? It's me if it's you. I didn't think you'd make it.
03:49It wasn't the storm. It was avoiding the royal guards.
03:54Oh! Oh! Marinara!
03:56What was that?
03:58We'd better get back.
04:11All right. Who is it? Who's there?
04:14In the name of my father the king, I command you, make yourself known.
04:20Come on out.
04:26You don't.
04:28You don't scare me.
04:29No.
04:32The giant on our shore.
04:34I have to warn somebody now. Everybody!
04:54Father! Father!
05:04843
05:13845
05:13Giant, big guy, he's tall
05:17To make a long story short, he's long
05:20I'm talking tall, tall, tall, tall
05:24Giant?
05:25Giant?
05:26Giant?
05:33What's that?
05:34Who's that?
05:35Where's that?
05:37Folding Fluff, the king's clothes
05:40Now what is the meaning of the node?
05:43My eyes aren't in the back of my head
05:45Just why am I awake at this hour of the moor?
05:50The royal robe
05:52Now then, as to what precisely?
05:56The royal crown
06:00Oh well and good, but the royal cummerbund
06:04No, I think the red is more appropriate for viewing a giant
06:09Now just one
06:11Giant?
06:12Giant?
06:14There's a giant?
06:15Why didn't someone say something earlier?
06:21Yeah
06:34It's astounding that's what it is
06:36Remarkable too
06:37Possibly quite sensational
06:39But amazing
06:40I'm certain of that
06:41What do you make of it Skyrish?
06:47I recommend doing away with him immediately
06:54Oh yes, yes of course
06:55Not sooner
06:55But by all means
06:56Okay, who wants to kill the giant?
07:00Father, we don't know he's a spy
07:02He might be harmless
07:03Perhaps he could even be of health to us
07:06Perhaps he could even be of health to us
07:07Oh, yeah, what?
07:08Yes, of course
07:09Oh, excellent
07:10Tactical weapon should hostilities develop
07:12Hmm
07:14The fool is an idiot
07:16As buffoons go
07:20Louie, Larry, lift the left log a little lower
07:23Situate some side slats, Sam
07:24They'll knock nine nails non-stop
07:27Fence some fasteners
07:28Fix that framework, Freddy
07:29Faster, faster
07:30Richard
07:31Richard
07:31Reach out the real stand
07:36Refit the limits
07:37And wreck the regulator right away
07:38Right away
08:01Whoosh
08:06Position that patch
08:08Paul
08:08Peter, paste the Clapper permit
08:10Please, frontum
08:10Stronghold
08:28But I say win, Wilson, is when we feel the wiggles.
08:31Win!
08:50If we sidestep the sewer and start steering south, then we work our way westward, or if it's
09:03easier and easterly.
09:44The issue has arisen.
09:47Now that we have him here, what do we do with him?
09:50Pardon, sire.
09:51Lent, sire.
09:52My lord, I most hardly feel that this giant poses an imminent and serious threat to your
09:58kingdom.
10:00He should be exterminated immediately.
10:06That is why I want to welcome our distinguished guest to Lilliput.
10:13Thank you for coming and enjoy the rest of your stay.
10:16See you around.
10:21Are you all right?
10:24I think so.
10:26I can't move.
10:26Because you're tied down with ropes.
10:29But I can't get up.
10:30That is the general idea, of course.
10:35Why are you so far away?
10:37Can't you come any closer?
10:40If we came any closer, you might inhale us.
10:44Why, you're small, aren't you?
10:46You're very, very small.
10:49And you, sir, have a very bad haircut.
10:52But we don't ridicule it, do we?
10:53I'm sorry.
10:55I meant no offense, but can you tell me where I am?
10:58In Lilliput, sir.
11:00I am Pesto.
11:02And this is King Basil.
11:05Quite, quite.
11:07And you, sir, are...
11:09My name is Gulliver, sire.
11:11Lemuel Gulliver, sire.
11:13Ooh, Gulliver sire, Lemuel Gulliver sire.
11:16A long person needs a long name.
11:18You can call me Gulliver.
11:20One might more accurately call him Spy.
11:23Yes, yes, quite so.
11:26Tell me, Mr. Gulliver, are you a spy?
11:30Not at all.
11:32Begging your pardon, Highness,
11:33but what sort of spy would say yes?
11:36Oh, so you're a spy after all.
11:41A spy for whom?
11:43Perhaps for your Highness arch-rival and sworn enemy,
11:46King Rigatoni of Blefuscu.
11:49Majesty, the gentleman cannot confess to being a spy.
11:53A spy who admits he's a spy is no spy at all.
11:57Therefore, when he denies being a spy, he is lying.
12:02And since he is a liar, he must be a spy.
12:05Otherwise, he'd tell the truth.
12:08After due consideration,
12:11I have determined that the giant is a spy.
12:18Father, if King Rigatoni sent a spy,
12:21would he send one so noticeable?
12:24A spy must be inconspicuous,
12:26able to blend in anywhere.
12:28This fellow would blend in nowhere.
12:32Sky Fresh, you stand corrected.
12:35The giant is not a spy.
12:41Thank you, sir.
12:43And now, might you let me up?
12:44I'm really most uncomfortable.
12:48Quite so, Mr. Gulliver.
12:50However, certain issues must first be addressed.
12:54Namely, how are we to know you won't step on us?
12:59Oh, I would make every effort not to.
13:10Come along and let me show you Lilliput.
13:14And do watch your step, won't you?
13:16I'd like to show you Lilliput.
13:18I'd like to see you Lilliput.
13:20I'd like to see you Lilliput.
13:20I'd like to see you Lilliput.
13:20Now, down there, you'll notice my royal stable.
13:27As you can see, I have 37 royal carriages which I...
13:34There are 36 carriages.
13:36Do try to be more careful, Mr. Gulliver.
13:39Perhaps, sir, you'd like to see more of our country.
13:43I'd like to see all your country and even what lies beyond it.
13:47Oh, I think not.
13:49Oh, not the land of Lilliput's school.
13:52Oh, it's an awful, awful place.
13:55Really, Father, it's not as bad as all that.
13:58Oh, but it is, my boy.
14:00Oh, it is.
14:01Why, they cut their pasta over there.
14:05Beg pardon?
14:07Oh, yes.
14:08Oh, you heard right.
14:09They slice their spaghetti with knives.
14:13Oh, now you know why we're ever prepared for war with them.
14:17It's hard to believe, isn't it?
14:18Uh, it's impossible to believe.
14:21Oh, yes.
14:22Boggles the mind, doesn't it?
14:24It's King Rigatoni.
14:25He encourages the cutting of noodles
14:29into all sorts of different shapes and sizes.
14:33The king's very daughter is one of the worst offenders.
14:37She persuaded her father to hire him.
14:39Uh, Antonio Tony Macaroni.
14:43The official did this pasta-shaped designer.
14:47Game-a!
14:55There is fresh capolini and perky ale Fusili,
14:58and big massa Ciole,
14:59and radia Tolirotelli,
15:01and 220 lasagna and green NAVIOLI.
15:03We have
15:03I couldn't conjecture.
15:07Suffices it to say to learn in a day,
15:08all their names will require a lecture.
15:12And as far as an Italian confetti for Molly Binguini in various sizes
15:15A fortress spaghetti hard to never get you, there's plenty of pasta surprises
15:19The green fish, spaghetti, or good Buccuccino, you have to enjoy your cheese-er
15:23You can only toss with a probably a second from the others with the more Caesar
15:27Impasta and society, variety's the game
15:30Imagine how it would Molly if the noodles were all the same
15:34Was everything identical or wouldn't it be a shame?
15:38Cause in pasta and society, variety's the game
15:42If everything was similar, and everyone alike
15:45You'd probably go pasta, and you'd certainly go on strike
15:49The difference is everything, it makes the world nice
15:53So in pasta and society, variety's the spice
15:59Cavatelli, anicotti, cappelletti, vetsaluni, vettelini
16:07Cannelloni, orecchietti, friega con i tortoloni, tagliabridi
16:17Peccorino, torche, sulla barba, sanna, reggiano
16:20Peccorino, torche, sulla mozzarella, giù
16:24Peccorino, torche, sulla barba, sanna, reggiano
16:27Peccorino, torche, sulla barba, sanna, reggiano
16:31We love pasta, we love pasta
16:34Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
16:38We love pasta, pasta, pasta
16:42Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
16:45It's delicious, it's delicious
16:49Even plainly olive oil is just a squirty
16:52There's nothing quite as yummy
16:56It's the greatest food unless you've got to serve
17:01It's pasta and society, variety's the game
17:04Imagine how a woman hit the news were all the same
17:08Would everything identical or wouldn't be a shame
17:12Cause it's pasta and society, variety's the game
17:24It's enough to make one blanch
17:26We, on the other hand
17:29My chef, al dente
17:31What are you serving for lunch?
17:34Noodles, sire
17:36Uncut, your notice
17:37Uncut, unsalted, unskinned
17:40Generally, uns, sire
17:41And the sauce?
17:44Basil, sire
17:48Heaven, and the ingredients?
17:50And that would be basil, sire
17:52Mixed with a little more basil
17:54Genius, is he not?
17:56And what do you have planned for dinner?
17:59That would be, sire, noodles
18:01With basil sauce
18:03Breakfast?
18:05A noodle, sire
18:06With a nice basil sauce
18:07Lunch?
18:09Basil sauce, sire
18:10With noodles
18:12Ahead of his time, yes
18:18As you see
18:20Lilliputians are far more civilized than
18:23Lefuscans
18:24You'll get along just fine here
18:27I certainly hope so, your highness
18:31We harvested three quarters of our fields to find enough hay
18:39I regret, sir, that the accommodations are a bit primitive
18:43It's quite nice, thank you
18:45Here's a sheet and pillow for you
18:47You can use this
18:50If there's anything else you need, just call out
18:52We'll hear you
18:53Good night, then
19:01And good night to you, sire
19:09I could station him on the eastern front and move those forces to the west
19:12Or I could...
19:14Father, could I speak to you for a moment?
19:17Of course, my boy
19:18Always time for family
19:20Come in
19:21Now, I could send my land forces over to the...
19:24You see, there's, um, someone who...
19:27The giant?
19:29Oh, I never did thank you for finding him
19:32Thank you, thank you
19:33You make a wonderful weapon for us
19:36Why, by my calculations
19:38This one fellow can do as much as...
19:40As three whole regiments
19:42I'm refiguring my military strategy around him
19:45Uh, that's very nice, but...
19:47Rigatoni and his blefuscans won't stand a chance against us now
19:52On that subject, father
19:54I mean, they're only across the bay from us, so...
19:57You're right, boy
19:58If the giant can swim, I won't need a lady
20:02Remind me to ask him in the morning
20:04If he can't, I suppose we could teach him
20:07Simple enough, really
20:09I guess this isn't a good time
20:19All right, then, come on
20:25Okay, throw it on up here
20:40Take it back to his toe
20:42Hurry it up
20:43The king wants us to make a uniform for this fellow by morning
20:47Sixty-three feet
20:49Sixty-four
20:50Sixty-five
20:58Awful drafty in here
20:59Gonna need 300 square yards just for the cuff
21:03And another...
21:04Boy, is it windy tonight
21:06And at least 50 spools of thread for the hem
21:09And...
21:10Unless that wind's not a wind, but...
21:20Whoa...
21:21Hey, let me go, will you?
21:23Hey, let me out of here
21:30How do you...
21:32N-n-do
21:33Name's Hiram F-F-F-F-F-F-Foldenfluff
21:36Keeper of the king's wardrobe
21:38So you shouldn't ought to eat me or anything
21:43I won't
21:43What were you doing?
21:46King Basil thought you'd like a nice uniform
21:48In case you joined his army
21:50Oh, I see
21:51Well, I've never been much of a fighter
21:54Not quite big enough, you know
21:56Surely you jest
21:58You're bigger than the king himself
22:00Even with those high heels of his...
22:03Why does he wear those high heels?
22:05Because he is
22:06A high heeler
22:08But only the king wears them
22:10Precisely
22:11Hold this
22:17Forgive me
22:18I-I don't understand
22:19King Basil is a member of the high heeler party
22:22In fact, he's the only member
22:24As a consequence
22:26Put your finger there
22:27Only King Basil is allowed to wear the shoes
22:30The rest of us, of course, are low heelers
22:33Release
22:34To become king
22:36One must be a member of the high heeler party
22:39And since there is only one member
22:42King Basil
22:44He is necessarily the king
22:47Forty-eight and a half feet
22:51Well, I don't see what's so hard to understand about this
22:53Up, please
22:55I-I suppose I don't have much of a mind for politics
22:58I won't argue with you there
23:01But how is it decided who will be the next king?
23:04It's whoever can fill the shoes
23:07Not the king's own son?
23:11Between you and me
23:13The kid's got very wide feet
23:16Shh!
23:17There he is
23:22Poor Prince Pesto
23:23I don't know what's going to become of him
23:25Why do you say that?
23:27He carries a terrible secret
23:30Pesto is in love
23:31Nothing terrible about that
23:33Oh, but there is, sir
23:35This is a love which cannot be
23:37He loves Marinara
23:39Daughter of King Rigatoni
23:41Lifelong enemy of our own King Basil
23:43Father of Pesto
23:44Ah, I see
23:49As situations go
23:50This one is bleak
23:55Marinara
24:00Pesto
24:06Marinara
24:07Father?
24:09Come along
24:10But I was only
24:12No, but
24:12Have you forgotten?
24:15It's National Post Day
24:16Actually, Father, I
24:18Would you have us missing a parade?
24:22Hashtag!
24:23Hashtag!
24:24Hashtag!
24:25Hashtag!
24:30Father
24:31I need to speak to you about
24:33Not now, child
24:34Wave, my girl
24:35Wave!
24:37I'm sorry
24:38But this can't wait another
24:41People, I'm a blefuscu
24:43It give me big pleasure
24:45To announce that on this day
24:47Our very own Antonio
24:49Tony
24:50Macaroni
24:51Introduces his most daring sauce yet
24:54Ladies and gentlemen
24:55Behold the world's first
24:57Herbal clam
24:58Fish, vegetable, chicken, tomato, zucchini
25:01Tradicio as a gargoyle
25:02With a mustard sauce
25:09Perhaps some other time, Father
25:13My army, Mr. Gulliver
25:16Is the finest of the five
25:18Wouldn't you agree, Pesto?
25:21Um, uh, sure, Father
25:23Now, if I might be allowed to leave
25:24Oh, nonsense, boy
25:26The drills are about to begin
25:28My soldiers are admired
25:30Throughout the whole country
25:32It's the sort of army
25:33Which any strapping young man
25:35Would be proud to join
25:46Of course, I hope you'll feel free
25:48To share any suggestions
25:49Of a military or tactical nature, Mr. Gulliver
25:53I'm afraid, Your Highness
25:54I'm not much inclined towards such things
25:57Oh, I understand
25:59You'll want to see more
26:00Before you offer, uh, suggestions
26:02I like the way you think
26:04I believe you'll enjoy
26:07Seeing something, uh, especially special
26:11Our newest, most technologically advanced weapon
26:15The XJ-997
26:17Perhaps you'd care for a demonstration
26:20Of its, uh, awesome power
26:24Fire the XJ-997
26:30Ready, aim, fire
26:36Oh, magnificent
26:51I'm not much good at these things, sire
26:54But perhaps if you tried
26:59Oh, magnificent
27:03Oh, you exhibit, uh, quite an aptitude
27:07With weaponry, sir
27:08You're a natural, I'd say
27:10Perhaps we could discuss
27:12A tour of duty
27:13Obviously
27:14Someone such as yourself
27:15Would join the army
27:17At the level of an officer
27:20They'll never make it in time now
27:22Oh, given your standing
27:23In the community
27:24Which is, well, quite high
27:26If I may be so bold as to say
27:31Perhaps I can speed your journey, prince
27:36Thank you, sir
27:39If your highness wouldn't mind
27:41I'd like to take a walk
27:42In the countryside
27:44All my careful planning
27:45For naught
27:46I had the two nations
27:48On the very edge
27:49Of the verge of a war
27:50Then along comes the giant
27:52To make a giant mess of things
27:54Why did this happen, Drunlow?
27:58Why?
28:01I'm Draplow
28:02He's Draplow
28:04It was a flawless plan, Draplow
28:07I'm Draplow
28:09He's Draplow
28:10War would break out
28:11The idiot
28:12Basil would fail miserably
28:13I would take over the armies
28:15And defeat the Blefuskans
28:17And what's this?
28:26What are those two up to?
28:29Draplow
28:30Come here
28:31Follow the giant
28:32See what he's doing
28:34And write it down
28:35So you don't forget
28:43This is fine
28:45We've lost him
28:47Ah, now where would you be
28:49If you were a giant?
28:51Ah, never mind
28:53We'll just have to find one
28:54And ask him
28:55Oh, there's one now
28:57Come on
28:58We'll ask him
29:08Well, this one's gotten away
29:10From us, too
29:21He hasn't made it
29:23He won't make it
29:25Something's happened
29:26Marinara?
29:29Pasto
29:37It's all right
29:38This is my friend
29:39Gulliver
29:40How do you do?
29:45There's the prince
29:46And that pasta girl
30:02Noodle boy meets noodle girl
30:04And in a little while
30:06They're spinning, whirling
30:07Like a pair of strands
30:08Of pasta, curling in a huddle
30:11Noodle girl has so much joy
30:13That she can only see her
30:15Noodle boy and all they ever do
30:17It's not a wuddle, wuddle, wuddle, wuddle, wuddle
30:21Every little creature knows
30:23I think they're certain now
30:25There is nothing better than
30:27A little bit, a little bit of love
30:30There's a fairy, lovey, dove
30:32And every doodle
30:33Who don't love each other
30:34More than all the fishes
30:35In the ocean of the tunnel
30:38Tweet, tweet, tweet
30:39Like a daddy doodle
30:41But they want a noodle
30:42Kiss and noodle
30:43Hug and all they ever do
30:44It's not a wuddle, wuddle, wuddle, wuddle, wuddle, wuddle
30:46Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo
30:48They so in love
30:49This is for real
30:50All of the world
30:51Can see how they feel
30:52Cause all they ever do
30:54It's knuckle, hug and wuddle, knuckle, wuddle
31:01I made this for you, Marinara
31:04Why, pesto, it's...
31:05It's pasta
31:09How romantic
31:12You're sure of this
31:15This should be more than enough to get the war going
31:19Of course, the giant could cause me trouble
31:21I'll need to get him out of the way first
31:35Odd how the giant was seen loitering about just before the fire began
31:41And only you two innocent citizens as witnesses
31:49Oh, fire, oh my, yes, it's a fire
31:52A fire in my palace
31:56Quickly, get buckets, water
31:58Hurry, please
32:00Hurry
32:09Mr. Gulliver
32:31Oh, did you see that, Skyrus?
32:34He put out the fire
32:35A hero, I tell you, a true hero
32:37Oh, did you see?
32:39Yes, Majesty
32:40I most certainly did see the giant spit on a royal property
32:45Oh, well, he did it
32:52And that, oh, didn't he
32:53Did I do something wrong?
32:57Constitutional law strictly prohibits this vulgar act
33:00I was only trying to help
33:02Oh, but perhaps we might let it to beslide
33:06Just this once
33:09Sire
33:09Sire, you know what you must do
33:12Yes, well, well, yes, but, well, but, but, but still
33:15Let's discuss this further in my chambers
33:18Oh, well, he's a, he's a stranger
33:28He, he, he didn't know the law
33:30Sire, one cannot forgive crimes
33:33Think what it would do to the legal profession
33:36Oh, yeah, well, yes, that's right, yes, man
33:38The law is clear
33:40The giant must die
33:42By sum up tomorrow
33:49Mr. Gulliver, Mr. Gulliver
33:51What is it, Pesto?
33:52Come along, sir, quickly, now
33:54You must flee, sir, you must
33:56You're going to be executed, sir, in the morning
33:59It's the doing of Skyrish Bull Gollum, sir
34:01He has an evil, evil soul, sir
34:04You see, he's a lawyer, sir
34:07Ah
34:09Well, unfortunately, Pesto, I have nowhere to go
34:12But you do, sir
34:13Blufuscu
34:14Marinara will see that you're welcome there
34:20Oh, I can hardly believe it
34:23It was only a matter of time, sire
34:26Before the villain showed himself for the spy he was
34:32Perhaps he went, sir
34:34To avoid execution
34:36Poor naive child
34:37The giant's presence in Blufuscu can mean only one thing
34:41They are preparing an invasion
34:43You must be joking
34:45I assume the armies will be mobilized immediately
34:48War!
34:53It's war!
34:56Did he say war?
34:58Who said war?
34:59War, what war?
35:00I conscientiously object
35:01Our very own giant's attacking us
35:04Forty-six towns already destroyed
35:05I hear there's fighting at the city gates right now
35:08War, what war?
35:09It's war!
35:10War, I tell ya
35:12Battle the hatches
35:13Secure the mizzenmast
35:15Head for the hills
35:16Women and children first
35:18Lafayette
35:19We're here
35:20Lock your doors and hide the pigs
35:22Tippi Canoe and Tyler, too
35:23Loose-lip sink ships
35:25Out!
35:26Out, darn spot
35:27Every man's for himself
35:29Reduce heat and simmer
35:30Cause it's war
35:32War, I tell ya
35:33It's war!
35:34War!
35:37The declaration of war
35:39The declaration dispatching troops
35:41The declaration to use the XJ-997
35:43Father!
35:44Not now, son
35:45I have a war to declare
35:47Father, you must stop this from happening
35:50Entirely out of the question, I'm afraid
35:52Oh, yes boy, he's right
35:55Sad to say
35:56Once a war's been started
35:57They're very difficult to stop
36:00Why just imagine the paperwork involved
36:03This is no good
36:05You design a memorial war noodle
36:08It has to be better than this
36:10I wanted to see pasta that's truly special
36:14Now get it to work
36:15The war's gonna start any second
36:22Father, you must stop this war before it begins
36:25I'm afraid it's too late for that
36:28It's already begun
36:46Oh, yes, it's a war
36:48Oh, it most certainly is a war
36:50I can't stand here like this, doing nothing
36:52But there's nothing you can do
36:55I can make sure that Marinara is safe
36:57Prince Pesto, it's too dangerous
37:06Mr. Culliver, Mr. Culliver
37:11Sir, is there anything you can do to help us?
37:14I'm afraid such confrontations are not my specialty
37:18Besides, hasn't my interfering created enough problems for you all?
37:22I don't see any hope but yourself, sir
37:24It seems our own small-mindedness has brought us to this miserable state
37:28And only your great size can restore the proper order
37:31I'll do what I can, Princess
37:35Now, if only I knew Pesto were safe
37:42Now, pass the bucket!
37:44Pass the bucket!
37:44Pass the bucket!
37:45Pass the bucket!
37:46Pass the bucket!
37:47Pass the bucket!
37:48Pass the bucket!
37:49Pass the bucket!
37:49Pass the bucket!
37:51Pass the bucket!
38:00That's enough now! I mean it! I really do! I am not joking!
38:21Oh, they're closing in, they're closing in!
38:36They're closing in, they're closing in!
38:39Getting closer, getting closer!
38:42Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
38:46Is that who I think it is?
38:49Pesto, my son!
38:50Maranera, my daughter!
38:53My boy!
38:54Maranera, my daughter!
39:00Pesto, Maranera!
39:05Pesto, Pesto!
39:08Maranera, Maranera!
39:20Do you see anything, Rigatoni?
39:22Nothing here!
39:25Pesto!
39:26Maranera, Pesto, Maranera!
39:29I see something there!
39:32There!
39:33There!
39:34There!
39:35Open the starboard bow!
39:37No, you're on the starboard!
39:50Lower!
39:51Lower!
39:53I still can't reach her!
39:57I need some rope!
39:59Or some rope!
40:01Rope!
40:01Rope!
40:02Rope!
40:02Rope!
40:02No, no!
40:03What's a ship?
40:03You think there'd be rope?
40:05There's nothing there!
40:06Surely there's rope somewhere!
40:08Why, shoelaces, of course!
40:11Are you alright, my boy?
40:13Can I get you something?
40:14Water?
40:15Blanket?
40:16Maybe a little lasagna?
40:17Hold on, princess!
40:20Hold on, princess!
40:27Maranera!
40:31Pesto!
40:33Pesto!
40:34Very nice job you did there, Rigatoni!
40:37You too, King Basil!
40:39Oh, I say!
40:41Were you shaking my hand?
40:42I think you shook my hand first!
40:45But at any rate, we were shaking hands, weren't we?
40:49Which means the war's over, doesn't it?
40:52I don't know, Basil!
40:54I'm thinking there's gonna be a lot of paperwork to fill out!
40:58Yes, I suppose we really should check with the lawyers!
41:03Hey, I got an idea!
41:05What say you and me, we agree not to ask the lawyers?
41:11What are they doing?
41:12It looks like they're...
41:13No!
41:14They couldn't be!
41:15They can't be!
41:15I must be seeing wrong!
41:17No!
41:18It's impossible!
41:19Truplo!
41:19Truplo!
41:20Are they shaking hands?
41:35And it seems that everyone should have the freedom to eat...
41:38Whatever sort of pasta they want, from the most exotic...
41:42That's right, alright?
41:45To the simplest and plainest!
41:47Oh, indeed!
41:49And no one should pass judgement on anyone for their eating habits!
41:54Certainly!
41:55Definitely!
41:55And, King Basil, about the high heel, low heel business...
41:59Shouldn't everyone be on an equal footing?
42:02Yes, yes!
42:03Absurd tradition, wouldn't you say?
42:05You have to wonder how it got started!
42:07Those shoes, I tell you, they're murderously uncomfortable!
42:10Now, I believe we have a wedding to plan, don't we?
42:20This wouldn't be happening if it weren't for you, Mr. Gulliver.
42:24I rather doubt that.
42:25There must be something we can do for you in return.
42:27We'll talk after the ceremony, sire.
42:34There's too much pepper in this sauce!
42:36And that spaghetti is too long of my head!
42:39You cut my spaghetti!
42:44This is all you want?
42:51This, and a little help building a raft...
42:58May I kiss the beautiful bride?
43:00If you're careful about it.
43:04I wish you every happiness.
43:06Thank you, sir.
43:10A beautiful sentiment.
43:13It's just lovely.
43:16And I wish both of you the very best as well.
43:20I don't know how we could ever thank you, sir.
43:23You've done so much for us.
43:26No, I'm the one to be grateful.
43:28You've made me see that a person's true stature is measured by his actions.
43:32And for that, I thank you.
43:35And goodbye.
43:37Goodbye to you all.
43:38Goodbye.
43:39And good sailing.
43:41Farewell.
43:42And thank you.
43:43If you're in the neighborhood, look us up.
43:46Well, no.
43:47Look down or you won't see us.
43:49So long.
43:50You've had a big impact on all of our lives.
43:53And I do mean a big.
43:59And so I left my new friends, Prince Pesto, Princess Marinara, and all the rest.
44:05But I took with me a great gift.
44:07The knowledge that one can be no bigger than a whisper and have a heart as large as a mountain.
44:13Such a person can never be small.
44:15I suppose, sir.
44:17But are you sure this story has been true?
44:21Well, of course, boy.
44:22But if my tale of Lilliput has been a lie, well, it's only been a small one.
44:28At any rate, I thank you for it, sir.
44:33I have the distinct impression he did not believe me.
44:37What do you think, Draplo?
44:42I'm Drunglo. He's Draplo.
44:44Quite so.
44:45Ha ha!
44:51Ha ha ha ha!
44:54There's fresh tapolini and pergiatei, fucili and big moscoccioli
44:57Ravio tori rotelli, to betti lasagna and green ravioli
45:01We have boulos and loulos and plenty of penny, how many I couldn't conjecture!
45:05Suffice it to say that to learn in a day all their names will require a lecture.
45:10And there's also siddalli, confetti papali, linguini in various sizes.
45:14Of course there's spaghetti, how could I forget?
45:16There's plenty of pasta surprises!
45:18When you bake the tentini, or con bucatini
45:20You have too many way, oh sheezer!
45:22You can't really taste with a crumb, or you serve as a meal
45:24That's way for a season!
45:26Impasta and society, variety's the game!
45:29Imagine how, when all they live, the noodles were all the same!
45:33With everything identical, or wouldn't it be a shame?
45:36Cause impasta and society, variety's the game!
45:40If everything were similar, and everyone alike!
45:44You'd probably go potso, and you'd certainly go on strike!
45:48The difference is everything, it makes the world nice!
45:51So impasta and society, variety's the spice!
45:57Cavatelli, Manicotti, Cappelletti, Mezzelluni, Fedellini
46:05Pannelloni, Orchetti, Rigatoni, Torcoloni, Tagliabrini
46:13Aaaaaaaaaaaayaaaay!
46:15Pecorito, Corbons, Hydroo, Farmazana, Reggiano
46:19Pecorino, Cor мы соло, моцарела, cuántу
46:23Pecorino, Cor, май comporz chenoso,
46:24Farmeh, вон и бериinté,
46:26And you'll make one little hungry soul of mozzarella too
46:29We love pasta, we love pasta
46:32Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
46:37We love pasta, pasta, pasta
46:40Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta
46:44It's delicious, it's nutritious
46:47Even plain with olive oil, you're just a smirky
46:51There is nothing quite as yummy
46:55It's the greatest fool, unless you're just a smirky
46:59In pasta and society, variety's the game
47:03Imagine how appalling if the noodles were all the same
47:07Would everything be identical or wouldn't be ashamed
47:10Cause in pasta and society, variety's the game
47:28In pasta and Bowl
47:39Transcription by CastingWords