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Francis is now Hotstreak, a formidable opponent and nuisance
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00:06and in local news police report finding three men literally stuck to the ceiling of a warehouse
00:12they were trying to rob but the adhesive wasn't glue or paste it was static electricity according
00:17to the frightened thieves they were caught by a young masked man who had mutant electromagnetic
00:22powers and called himself static mutant i wonder who that uh guy could be seems like a nice guy
00:33that's degrading you got a better word well i kind of like metahuman catchy for a related story we go
00:41live to shelley sandoval thanks jim victims are still arriving here at county general following
00:46the gas explosion that's come to be known as the big bang here is just the latest arrival
00:57according to doctors this young man's road to recovery could be rather long
01:01police say there may be hundreds more of these unfortunate young people still on the streets
01:06hundreds yo v did you hear the urge oh he's already gone with the suit
01:22urge not now rich i'm vibing huh i'm a human cd player even got surround sound
01:30hey that's freaking cool and he doesn't have to buy it
01:34verge at 12 o'clock
01:38why the look frida they all out of britney there's this kid over in the corner it's like
01:46he's sick or something
01:52that explains where the britney cds went
01:54virgil
02:05it's a bang baby
02:27right back
02:38what the heck is i mean francis what's the rush that that's what the rush is
02:52don't tell me you're scared of a baby
02:54me no i'm just running for the exercise but you might want to show a little concern here
03:01stay put you still got business with me with what's left of you you mean he's certifiable
03:07we knew that back in second grade
03:09of course you knew it in second grade he was like 15
03:33you're a bang baby too fresh
03:35he didn't he didn't even say flame on he didn't have a catchphrase born and ready
03:41to play even got a new name hot streak
03:51one charbro geek kebab coming up
04:05you know frida you've always been real cold to me how about we change all that step off francis
04:16getting warm out here isn't it so what about it frida
04:22that wasn't nice neither is this
04:29yes tell me that doesn't give chest pain a new meaning
04:48newton's laws are catching up with your hot streak or should i start calling you burn out
04:55see gravity's my friend now
05:18if you think this is all this talking just take him out
05:34better transport than a trash lid that's your problem
05:40i don't even know your name but in about a minute it's not going to matter
06:02what happened verge you had him down for the count man i i choked verge
06:11hey don't get too down don't get down on yourself
06:19what's that mean
06:23nobody knows anything about these men
06:27nobody knows not even static and self
06:37really mr hawkins we're doing this
06:42you're not gonna turn into a blob now primordial loose that's another story
06:46okay mr deaf comedy jam just give me the slide with your blood
06:55so what are we looking at
06:59looks the same as my is it dna fine
07:02make you feel any better not really
07:08you're looking pretty healthy virgil
07:10so why are you here can't be too careful you know
07:13that's true but what are you trying to be so careful about
07:16um well i've been going through these changes
07:20that's normal for a boy puberty
07:23your age this isn't normal believe me
07:26virgil these changes you're talking about do they involve
07:30another person a lot of them
07:33does your father know what you've been doing
07:35no and he can't hold up
07:39doc we're talking about two different things here
07:41that's a relief except now i'm back to having no idea what you're so worried
07:46about
07:46can't i just have the test please
07:48all right virgil if it'll give you some peace of mind
07:52you won't tell my pops will you
07:54we'll discuss that later if we need to
07:57now hold out your arm
07:59ow
08:00oh my god
08:01that needle is huge
08:02that hurts even if you're
08:06freaking batman
08:07and he's used to pain
08:09painless needles doc
08:15madam mayor my name is robert hawkins
08:17i came here to ask what the city's doing about these bang babies
08:21mr hawkins the subject of today's meeting is budget appropriations
08:25but there will be a general meeting next month and
08:28this can't wait a month
08:29mr hawkins please
08:30you're our leader
08:32we put our faith and trust in you when we elected you
08:34but you seem to be forgetting that you serve us
08:37we don't serve you
08:38that's right
08:40okay
08:40he was kind of spitting with that one
08:44he was kind of
08:45he kind of spit with that one
08:46but still
08:47your own son is one of those bang babies
08:50and you're keeping the street safe
08:52so uh
08:53you know
08:57sounds like your pops took some public speaking classes
09:00no he just gets lots of practice talking to me that way
09:03all right
09:04all right
09:09we all know the police have what's left of the tanks the gas was in
09:12so why haven't they been able to trace the owner
09:15that's a good question mr hawkins
09:17and i assure you the investigation is going ahead at full speed
09:20the minute i have a definitive answer it'll be reported in the media
09:23now if there are any questions about the budget
09:26i smell a cover-up
09:28if they're going to investigate something it ought to be her
09:45how'd the meeting go
09:47they're keeping the
09:50people don't understand that
09:52some people don't understand that feeding ducks
09:56or if geese or whatever bread is actually harmful
10:01pressure on but i'm not pointing my finger at anyone
10:04not until i have all the facts
10:06i appreciate your caution
10:08this is so cool
10:10yo you think you can pick up pay-per-view
10:12this is better
10:13you know who that guy is
10:14edwin alva
10:16edwin alva
10:17dude's got big bank
10:18makes bill gates look like he's homeless
10:20what's he doing out here with the mayor
10:22not a date that's for sure
10:24my company would welcome an investigation
10:26really
10:27we'll see about that
10:35v what are you doing
10:37time to get back to business
10:49york the mayor's going to cave
10:51go to the lab and erase everything on the hard drives about our mutagen formulas and the shipping records
10:57but don't forget when all this blows over i'll be starting up again so save everything on disk
11:04hmm that's not suspicious at all
11:09what do you do
11:20so
11:20i
11:21so
11:48I bet a lot of people would like to see what's on this disk.
11:50you you're that freak you say freak I say unique the name I put a shock to your
12:02system oh yeah
12:21you don't have to kill a guy
12:45you think you can keep me in here
12:55scratch that what else can go wrong
13:06I had to ask commercial break
13:23nothing
13:29air pressure's going up in here just what I needed the gas doesn't kill me the pressure
13:35will but what if I add it to it
13:41pull it on burn
13:43pull it off
13:52yeah that's it
14:00rule number one
14:01what great job rule number one never call yourself by your real name in public he
14:08said verge
14:17where's the guy get a recharge around here
14:28excuse me gentlemen but I'm out
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15:03honored
15:07the
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15:09was
15:15cuteame
15:16turn you to... to... to... charcoal.
15:43Why are you walking around with it in public?
15:46Oh, yes, there is.
15:47Once the doctors see this thing, they'll know...
15:50...exactly what was in that gas I sniffed, and I can stop worrying.
15:53Or start, as the case may be.
15:56Thanks, glass half-empty man.
15:58Oh, what now?
16:00Came from the square.
16:01Verge the bus.
16:03We'll get the next one, come on!
16:08AHHHHH!
16:09AHHHH.
16:23What was that?
16:24What is that?
16:29Hot streak.
16:40Those glizzies, huh?
16:42Oh, you like those glizzies.
16:44I see what you do.
16:50Hey, boys and girls.
16:52Come and get them.
16:59You went from being a serial glizzy-eater to a serial glizzy-waster?
17:04That's worse.
17:08That's why they call them Hot Dog!
17:14You know, the next bus should be here in a couple of minutes.
17:17Forget the bus!
17:21Are you crazy? After what he did to you last time?
17:24Got to.
17:26At least wait for the fireman then.
17:29Can't.
17:37You're not just Virgil anymore.
17:40You're static.
17:41Remember that.
17:43I'll keep it in mind.
17:53How come nobody's eating?
17:55Afraid of heartburn?
17:58Maybe it's your lousy cooking.
18:05Talk to him.
18:06Talk to him.
18:12Look at you.
18:14Look at you.
18:14Sat down.
18:15Oh!
18:17Ooh!
18:18Ah!
18:24Ah!
18:27Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:39Ah!
18:40Ah!
18:41Wow!
18:46He's not looking good, man.
18:51He lost his CD or whatever.
18:54Who's something?
18:59Hot streak!
19:17Is there yet?!
19:21Ugh!
19:27Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:50Finally, he got his head on straight.
19:58Got you where I want you.
20:00In your dreams?
20:02No, I've been watching you.
20:04Your power only works on metal.
20:06And look where we are.
20:08No metal, no power.
20:10But mine's working just-
20:13Hey, hey, there's metal stuff under the, uh, ground.
20:19Fine, fool.
20:20I brought you here on purpose.
20:23I didn't want anyone else to get hurt.
20:25Right, sure.
20:27This is a city.
20:28There's metal everywhere.
20:29Even if you can't always see it, fool.
20:41Hey!
20:50That's disgusting.
21:01You did it!
21:02Yeah, lucky that water main was there.
21:04Uh, Virg, that wasn't a water main.
21:07It was a sewer line.
21:10I think static's work here is done.
21:22Ever hear of King Pyrrhus?
21:26Must've missed history that day.
21:27He fought the Romans.
21:28Beat them bad.
21:29But so many of his own men died, he might as well have lost.
21:33They call that a Pyrrhic victory.
21:35Aw, Virg, don't go thinking that way.
21:37You stopped Alva cold.
21:39All the evidence got burned up, and he's still walking around free.
21:43Yep.
21:44We're gonna have to deal with him over time over in the series.
21:48He's not going away.
21:51Hello?
21:52Virgil, Dr. Harris.
21:55Dr. Harris, did you...
21:57Is everything...
21:58I got your blood tests back, and everything's fine.
22:01Phew.
22:02Except for one thing.
22:04What?
22:04Your electrolytes. They're a little high.
22:07My... my electrolytes?
22:08You know about electrolytes.
22:10Uh, no, no!
22:11Why would I know anything about electricity?
22:14Electrolytes.
22:15They get high when you eat too much salty food.
22:18Fries, pizza...
22:19Fries?
22:20Pizza?
22:21You cut down on that stuff, and you'll be perfectly normal.
22:25Yeah, a lot of salts, salty foods...
22:31Gatorade gives you electrolytes.
22:33Thank you, doctor.
22:35Did you hear that?
22:36I'm okay!
22:37I'm normal!
22:38Woo-hoo!
22:40Ha-ha!
22:41Perfectly normal!
22:43Yeah, right.
22:48Yeah, that's pretty good.
22:50That'll do it for episode two.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Bye, bye.
22:54Bye.
22:54You
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