00:00Since the dawn of time, Skyrim has been played, not by dragon, beast or man, but encumbrance, disorganization, clutter.
00:17Tamriel yearns for a new type of hero.
00:21What is that abhorrent mess I see before me?
00:24A hero to carry your burdens, organize your loot, and send clutter back to the fires of Oblivion!
00:35Ikea!
00:49Kallax Storage Born. Your inventory votes end here.
00:54Ah, you're finally awake. Jubilation!
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