5 Levels of Chess Bots (September 2026 edition)

sadisticTushi

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00:00chess.com is back with the band triangle cello ella drums nina and blake let's bake up the blake

00:10but before that let's take down the triangle by some cheesy cheesy business not sure what that

00:16is we'll bring out the juicer some fatty queen shenanigans for some nice nice early queen attack

00:22i was not sure if i should go there or there doesn't make a difference we bring out the d

00:27with the simple idea to take the pony and fold him he says no but we can still take the

00:32pony down

00:33because why not if he doesn't take we're gonna be happy let's hop uh the juicer ain't that juicy

00:39we can push get the disco in the house and i know he won't see it so we get the

00:44rookie we get the

00:45cookie and we chill bro sacrificing the juicer bro bro thinks he's witty or what anyways let's bring

00:52the fatty back home maybe i can hop here try to sit here and do something oh bro want to

00:58poke us

00:58don't poke us man we are not your pokemon let's hop in want to sit here bro can be a

01:03bit of a trading man

01:04there goes my favorite pony doesn't matter we got a bit of a pin win shenanigans we can hop in

01:10poke you here if you take the pawn we ding ding ding that is ding bro said it ding ding

01:18ding ding ding

01:19uh we didn't need to take with the king but we wanted to activate the king so we did it

01:25that was a move mr triangle try and beat me do you know this move magic trick and cross now

01:32i knew you

01:33didn't know it uh fatty want to go in and punch it so not to be let us check you

01:39out where is the king

01:40going inside the van he goes there we fold him he goes there we set up a pawn checkmate he's

01:47gonna push

01:48say no i was trying to say no let me check you out you go bracket he fold you you

01:54take here we say

01:55this is the way i don't even know what this the way anymore we're just throwing in some random random

02:00checks saying if you go there we fold you if you go there we check you you go there we

02:05gotta check

02:05you go there we got another check where is the mating season we cornered you from all the angles and

02:13this is the end this is the end 600 duke please play a bit better because the last spot was

02:20kind of

02:21tough oh no bro this move too there's a pawn that moves in the straight line like that

02:31i don't even know what to say it's just bad we win the pawn we win this we didn't win

02:37the pawn we win

02:38the pony but uh do you get the rookie in the corner please not oh he gave us the juicer

02:44the rookie is

02:45dying you can hop in to save it thankfully but that's also bad because after takes we can take

02:51here okay he's trying to use a bit of a brain uh if i go there he takes here so

02:55let's sacrifice the

02:56juicer queen takes and we win the house king takes at least he keeps the peace alive

03:02at least he's living on at least let's hop in we can throw in some check but uh we don't

03:08care

03:08as we will just develop not sure where mr rookie is going for it let's bring out the juicer try

03:15to

03:15poke the pawn get the rookie get the cookie and whatnot munch munch munch he can throw the check

03:20but uh we're kind of chilling with the ponies business there could be a check here oh we poke him

03:27this way if he goes there we will say come out and play with us and then he goes there

03:34and win the

03:34queen i mean not the most fancy shancy way to do the job but a free queen is not too

03:42shabby uh if i

03:44take here we do lose a juicer but it's okay a small price to pay for happiness let's throw in

03:49one more

03:49check he maybe runs away kind of want to hop the pony do some businesses he goes there we check

03:55him that

03:56way he goes there we were about to cast and throw the check he goes somewhere where is the mate

04:02you

04:02want to check him but he lives no he doesn't live we corner this that he tries to run away

04:08we bring in

04:08the rookie that way he's still running now he blocked it with the rookie bro is the too speedy for

04:16my

04:17liking man i need some nice checks but you don't got it let's check this way if he goes here

04:22we will

04:22fold him but he's trying his best but we know how to fold them burritos this is the way bro

04:28got to

04:29block and we can just take it and wrap it up so 600 kiddo in the backpack time for the

04:35900 business

04:36this is where the trickiness gets real tricky but a scam opening let's scam it uh one more pawn no

04:42let me i don't know we can save the pawn we are a bit of a greedy kid but bro

04:47can take it

04:47oh not to be not sure where the fatty is up to would like to go for some pin win

04:52shenanigans let's

04:54i don't know pin and win probably there's pawn here to say no we take you take everybody takes

05:00takes takes and game goes on he says this is the way disco in the house nice it thank you

05:07i mean we have a brand new queen in eight moves yeah we're gonna take here but there's protection

05:15so let's just be a trading man if you ever go there we win this so probably take with the

05:18pony

05:19we can go about our day not sure how in the world is this queen here but for some reason

05:25she's there so

05:26let's just try to win the pony even though it's so well defended bro's trying to poke us let's castle

05:31technical pony sacrifice to win that he says no take the pony let me in let me win i can

05:39sacrifice

05:40ask the kid and throw the check but the king is kind of running right we believe in it probably

05:45goes

05:46that way just take here and keep it simple broken castle and kind of counterpin it he's kind of low

05:51-key

05:51cooking not gonna lie but it doesn't really matter right we will sacrifice juicer and say focus on the

05:58lollipop i don't even know where the lollipop is this is a dum-dum fatty battery is a bit fake

06:04let us try bro can still grab it if you wanna that is the way uh let's look for some

06:10attacking

06:11businesses we are up two fatties so we don't even care you can grab all the candy get all the

06:16diabetes

06:17all we want to do is sacrifice okay didn't do it so let's throw the check let's bring in a

06:24mr queen

06:25if you go there would like to bring in one more queen but not to be to be or not

06:31to be that is

06:32the question mr queen how are you gonna do the thing let's throw in one more check if you go

06:39somewhere here i can go sacrifice the fatty queen for the shenanigans oh he said go go go go and

06:48go on

06:48time for the 1300 bot 1300 what kind of businesses are up to you some uh why is everybody playing

06:57the

06:57scam opening scam the kitty out take on the pawn okay at least the kitty takes the pawn we can

07:02poke it

07:02queen here will be fumble as we can pin and win not sure where the fatty is up to we

07:07could have gone

07:08for the poke angle but we go for the development angle just develop keep the development going take on

07:17the pawn mr queen where are you going let's take i mean not the most fancy looking business

07:24there is a bit of a pin angle oh bro with the insane tactics saying if i take you you

07:31take here

07:32you get the business can i castle technically you can take here and if i take here you take there

07:36bro

07:37is cooking with the tactics like crazy uh bro didn't take the pawn so a bit anti-climatic

07:45maybe just poke the fatty a bit of a sad conversion as he can take the queen and we need

07:49to convert

07:50this depressing end game there was a freebie he saw it so let's spin it are we pawn up technically

07:56not i thought we had some pin win shenanigans but all we got is some dumb dumb juicer pair advantage

08:03we'll try to squeeze the 1300 robot is kind of low-key cooking not gonna lie so let's not fumble

08:09save mr juicer pair try to go rook here maybe we can double up the rookie get any cookie

08:18for a second i thought i could sacrifice ask him to take here and get something

08:22but wasn't there maybe we missed another tactic i take he take we get here and if he takes here

08:29we can probably check in with the thing sad life man

08:35sad sad coconuts let's uh save the pawn and go about our day we kind of squeezed out the board

08:40by pure mistake oh where are we going man the juicer is kind of active

08:47we do trade the rookie but at what cost i mean i believe i win this pawn in the end

08:53and after we win the pawn there's no push to trap it so technically a pawn but we do lose

08:58this also

09:00i think we're messing it up king here was the idea to push in wait for some reason the kid

09:05didn't take

09:05the pawn that's strange i thought the idea was to push and trap us and then win this but no

09:10dumb dumb bot it is them bots don't know end game i thought i was winning the pawn but i

09:16wasn't

09:17i guess we are dumb as well it's just a dumb gang it's just everybody is dumb let's go there

09:23try to win

09:23this okay mr pony where are we going man let me win the pawn let me push push take take

09:33do something

09:35probably ignores it after takes takes he's chilling really want to grab a pawn but there is no grabbing

09:41season can push with the technical pawn sacrifice to win this but is this even good we would need to

09:47do some dumb dumb checkmates i don't know we really believe in the juicer pair do we even win the

09:53pawn

09:53i guess after pawn here we can re-run oh that takes he's we get the pawn we get the

10:00happiness bro is

10:01fumbling bro is crumbling we don't even care i just want to get rid of the pony and believe we're

10:06gonna win it bye bye to the pony it looks like opposite color juicer business mess but we're just

10:12gonna push we have two passers for sure it has to be good i don't have the brain to calculate

10:19figure it out but just run pawn run run for your life as long oh if i take here he

10:26kind of takes

10:26there and it might be a draw we should have a push upon me at the chance if i go

10:31there he's gonna push

10:33it we're gonna go there he's gonna sacrifice and take oh he missed out the golden opportunity

10:37but this pawn is not doable oh he's smart he's smart i think we done messed up i will try

10:45to save

10:45the pawn but he will push and take take take and do the thing i'll end up trading this for

10:51that

10:51oh he messed it up he messed it up he had to leave the juicer there oh it was a

10:57draw he's dumb

10:58i mean he's just a dumb dumb bot but he's just that dumb okay we kind of wanted to go

11:03there but

11:03we did not so we are also dumb at the same time oh he's dumber than us bro it's dumb

11:09dumber and

11:09dumbest all in one video now we can just walk the king out do whatever he want push on the

11:16teeny pawn

11:16and he would need to end up sacrificing the juicer for the pawn otherwise mr pawn will just run away

11:24what a throw by us we were trash we were fumbling we were crumbling we made so many mistakes against

11:30the low elo bought but in the end we finally get it done might take us another 50 000 years

11:37to get it

11:37done because i don't know how to win this but let me push on the pawn technically that pawn should

11:44also

11:44be enough but let me sacrifice and then believe this passer will take us to some kind of glory

11:51yeah bro is pre-moving as if he's hikaru he should not be doing these kind of things

11:56but anyways let's lock it in we sacrifice the pawn we don't fumble this pawn and all we need to

12:03do is

12:03wait push and get the opposition thanks to mr juicer having infinite moves we go there he goes to the

12:12side uh we can walk it and then we can even do some dumb dumb checkmates he didn't allow us

12:18the checkmate

12:18if he goes there there's a mate but he won't let us do that get the fatty and now we

12:24can do the dumb

12:24dumb mate this game took us way too much time to convert horrible chess skills by us if he goes

12:31there let's not go there and fumble let's walk the king like mini hikaru we are and then find the

12:37mate

12:38because why not simply put the king there queen there and get the job done be smart and mate it

12:46there's chance we do it the wrong way but we are not that dumb we just look dumb final boss

12:521800 we need to

12:54lock it in we can't be fumbling like the other four level bots this is the big boss so we

12:59hop uh put our

13:00faith in the italian life because everybody knows italiano is the way i don't even know what in the

13:09world is that okay let's just take bring out the fatty kind of big chilling in the center he says

13:17poke we said no worries we'll hop and go for development oh but that is nothing he just hop and

13:25save the pawn the queen looked scary not gonna lie it scared me really wants the pawn let's just castle

13:30if you want you can have it i don't even care take the pawn be happy hop in this way

13:36oh he fumbled there

13:38will be some pin win shenanigans on bro he's 1800 he's 1800 one eight and hundred how does this

13:49happen to a high low bot well well well so we are queen up and completely winning and i don't

13:56know

13:56what to say but he was probably one of the easier boss to beat let's try to win a pawn

14:03he's kind of

14:03chilling so not that simplistic but we try i mean we ain't winning the pawn this pony is a bit

14:09problematic would like to get rid of it okay just be a trading man sometimes you gotta be dumb okay

14:15give us the piece thank you for being more dumb than us he takes the juicer we kick the pony

14:20we win the

14:21pawn you might win this one back but we're kind of chilling we don't win here as there's protection

14:26from this side uh some kind of simple check into trading is good we just want to trade as many

14:32pieces

14:32as possible make our life simple oh he didn't even take it now we can take here queen here does

14:39single double triple attack uh but i don't think we win anything there's rook here to save this oh he

14:45just gave us the pony this 1800 bot is kind of cracked up not gonna lie now we just do

14:50the back

14:51rank shenanigans he's trying can we sacrifice the fatty this way um we can't this takes he's right

14:58and there's the mating one so we ain't really cooking they just trade and keep the life uh simple

15:04and then i don't know try to squeeze him out but there is no squeeze toy let's try to put

15:10the juicer

15:11there to win the pawn but i don't think there will be any mating we can try there's rookie here

15:16we don't

15:17got the cookie anywhere who's winning the pawn making our life uh difficult uh rook here says

15:24the pawn let's just take the pawn from the other side and do it the dumb way take here get

15:28the passer

15:28as i get you to sacrifice and whatnot hmm can we sacrifice technically yes unnecessary but technically

15:37yes let's poke here here here if it goes there we shall sacrifice because we know your triple pawns

15:44are just tripled and we can walk the king out win this pawn and get the glory yeah your pawns

15:51are just

15:51sad you can't go there and win it we got mr juicer he's gonna save it with all his power

15:57you can try

15:58all day but you're gonna cry all day mr bot let's run far far away win the pawn and just

16:05push rp to get

16:07all the d's our favorite d's are here we can pre-move because you got absolutely nothing going on he

16:16might

16:16go here so we say no entry and then if you go there trying to enter no he didn't do

16:21that so we can push

16:22push push like a good kid put the juicer somewhere maintain the protection on this teeny pawn get the

16:29fatty and not stalemate there's pawns here so no stalemate action happening we can activate the king

16:36bro's trying to run away but there is no running allowed we'll use mr king for the mating season

16:42he'll say no but we'll find the mate somewhere he's trying to run yeah bro is running no running

16:49allowed is this the end no he will go there and we'll finally find some nice nice mating business

16:56you

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