00:04how about this one his father had just died so i faked my father's death for years just so he
00:10could have something in common to talk about and so he can hug and comfort me when i fake cried
00:16because i quote missed my dad who is indeed still alive i told you these were unhinged
00:24i i don't even know what to say oh my gosh that is so five-star weekend okay
00:31i knew where he lived so i bought three boxes of hershey's and went to his house to sell him
00:36some chocolate for a good cause for my son his girlfriend opened the door i had no idea he had
00:42a girlfriend she did buy chocolate though it said that's nice let be a little profit i spent five
00:51hours searching for and spotting his and finding his spotify memorized every single song and added
00:57them to my playlist so that we could bond over the same music taste that was just it she said
01:03we're engaged now yes that's what it says oh my gosh we're engaged now that's so funny i think that
01:11was like a storyline in off campus oh really i think so uh you can do so much good work
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