00:00Mi padre era un shaman.
00:04Cuando era un niño, él diría que la maldita siempre está esperando en los espacios.
00:10Y solo un hombre se levantaría contra él.
00:21¡Gah!
00:22Sí, está bien.
00:25Está bien.
00:26Está bien, está bien.
00:33¡Gah!
00:34¡Gah!
00:35¡Gah!
00:35¡Gah!
00:36¡Gah!
00:37¡Gah!
00:38¡Gah!
00:39¡Gah!
00:40¡Gah!
00:42Pablo,
00:43I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone.
00:45Thirty years ago, my friends and I spent the night at a cabin.
00:48We found the Necronomicon Ex Mortis.
00:51The Book of the Dead.
00:55Certain passages were recited.
00:56Come down.
00:58It awoke something in the woods.
01:02Something evil.
01:12I was the only one to escape.
01:14But now, the evil has found me.
01:25The first thing I've got to do is see a guy about a book.
01:27There must be some spell I can say to undo all this.
01:30The other first thing I've got to do is some cardio.
01:32Because my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.
01:38Here's the plan.
01:40We bust in there.
01:41Fight through the carnage.
01:43Let the boomstick do the talking.
01:45Things get hairy.
01:46Use your bottle.
01:50Um...
01:50I don't think it's a very good weapon, Hefe.
01:53You had a stab like fifty times.
02:00Now he's sharpening it for you.
02:01Now come on.
02:02You ready?
02:02I'm ready.
02:08Ow!
02:11Let's tango, bitch.
02:17Fuck.
02:22Who the hell are you?
02:24I'm your new best friend.
02:35Who the hell are you?
02:35Yo, granny.
02:38Let's go.
02:44I'm not a grief counselor, but if it's any consolation, you're kind of like a young me.
02:48Dead ice ruined your life and you're hot as hell.
02:49You know they were Jewish, right?
02:54I-I did not.
02:56Wish you could have said something before I made those dumb crosses, but...
03:01Okay.
03:05The Hunger Games
03:05No.
03:16The Hunger Games
03:18The Hunger Games
03:18The Hunger Games
