00:00Blastermasters perfect past disasters.
00:02The donkey does not dance for daddy.
00:06Welcome loyal viewers to the Emperor's 99th Intergalactic Gauntlet.
00:09The weapons are locked and loaded.
00:12The arenas are hot, hot, hot.
00:14The crowd is on the brink of an all-out riot.
00:17And for one lucky team, the Emperor's Prize awaits.
00:24Now, without further ado, let's meet the latest crop of carefully kidnapped contestants.
00:30Abducted from across the galaxy.
00:37You don't actually have a choice, but maybe these highlights will change your mind.
00:42Make cover!
00:44It's coming in hot.
00:47Get it out, Bippy. This one has your name on it.
00:51Maybe.
00:52Choking up on the back.
00:55Watch out, real orc.
00:56Now get out there and fight.
00:58How glorious Emperor will be watching!
01:05¡Gracias!
