00:14Day rolls up when the sun goes down
00:18In a Callaway Corvette tearing through the town
00:22White muscle shirt, gold chain swinging
00:26Mirror shades on and his ringtone ringing
00:29He's mid-50s but he thinks he's 23
00:33Says, ladies, take a little ride with me
00:37Hair slicked back with a little too much shine
00:41Dave's been ready since 1989
00:44He's got cologne you can smell from space
00:48A diamond bracelet and a leather face
00:52Talks real smooth but everybody knows
00:55Dave still asked his dad where the laundry goes
00:59Dave the Gigolo, cruising real slow
01:03Big gold rings and a Corvette show
01:07Younger ladies he's trying to impress
01:10But he still lives at dad's old address
01:14Dave the Gigolo, king of the scene
01:18White muscle shirt and a self-tan sheen
01:22He talks like a legend, walks like a star
01:26Then drives back home in his sports car
01:32He's got a necklace thick as a tow truck chain
01:37Says every heartbreak gave him wisdom and pain
01:40He winks at the waitress, says you like fast rides
01:44She laughs and says, sir, your tag's on the side
01:48He says he's a lover, a man of class
01:52But he checks his reflection in every piece of glass
01:55Dad's on the porch yelling, Dave, come eat
01:59There's meatloaf waiting and a booster seat
02:03He's got sandals with socks and a scorpion tattoo
02:07A bunch of lake stories that he says are true
02:10He talks big game wherever he goes
02:14But Dave still flows his fancy hose
02:18Dave the Gigolo, cruising real slow
02:22Big gold rings and a Corvette show
02:26Younger ladies he's trying to impress
02:29But he still lives at dad's old address
02:33Dave the Gigolo, king of the scene
02:37White muscle shirt and a fan of Charlie Sheen
02:40He talks like a legend, walks like a star
02:44Then drives back home in his fancy sports car
02:55He says age is just a number, baby, don't you see
02:59Then pulls a back muscle trying to dance for free
03:03He spins once left, then he spins once right
03:06Now he needs ice packs for the rest of the night
03:10Dad says, David, turn that music down
03:14But Dave says, I'm the hottest man in town
03:18Then he sneaks downstairs with his jewelry on
03:22Eating cold pizza till the morning dawn
03:25Dave the Gigolo, cruising real slow
03:29Big gold rings and a Corvette show
03:33Younger ladies he's trying to impress
03:36But he still lives at dad's old address
03:40Dave the Gigolo, still chasing fame
03:44Every Friday night it's the same old game
03:48A wink, a chain, a muscle shirt dream
03:51Living like a king on dad's old street
03:55So haunt that horn and strike that pose
03:59Gold on his fingers and polish on his toes
04:03Dave the Gigolo never says no
04:06No matter how fat the hole
04:09No matter how fat the hole
04:10Woo!
04:10No matter how fat the hole
04:12No matter how fat the hole
04:13No matter how fat the hole
04:13No matter how fat the hole
04:13No matter how fat the hole
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