00:01Dave, buddy, the couch has started claiming you as a dependent.
00:14Dave's been wearing those ripped up pants, so long they qualify for a government grant.
00:21Curtains closed, TV talking all night, search history dirty enough to start a bar fight.
00:28Empty Pepsi bottles lined up by the other chair, and the smell in that room could straighten your hair.
00:35Depression ain't funny and it don't fight fair, but step number one, put on clean underwear.
00:43Get your ass up, Dave, throw open the blinds, call your doctor, call your buddies, tell them you ain't fine.
00:50Take your meds if they're prescribed, get your boots outside, one small one at a time with your people by
00:56your side.
00:56Eat something green, that ain't a gummy or a cake.
01:00Get some help, get some sun, get your ass up, Dave.
01:05Take a damn shower, scrub every crack.
01:09That loofah's night decoration hanging in the back.
01:12Walk around the block, let the fresh air in, then wash the pile of dishes, growing things within.
01:19Whiskey ain't a counselor, your ex ain't a cure.
01:22And Pornhub isn't physical therapy, that's for sure.
01:25If a consenting sweetheart want to make the bitch shake, enjoy the damn ride.
01:31Still go call your therapist, Dave.
01:34Get your ass up, Dave, throw open the blinds, call your doctor, call your buddies, tell them you ain't fine.
01:41Take your meds if they're prescribed, get your boots outside, one small one at a time with your people by
01:47your side.
01:48Eat something green, that ain't a gummy or a cake.
01:51Get some help, get some sun, get your ass up, Dave.
01:57Charge the trolling batteries, ice that pips it down.
02:00Head to Longbowl, they can leave your troubles back in town.
02:04And if the fish aren't biting, give it six damn minutes before you move the boat.
02:08Like there's cocaine hidden in it.
02:10Call the boys, tell stories, laugh until you ache.
02:14Laughter ain't a cure, but it's one hell of a break.
02:16Let the water calm the noise your tired mind creates.
02:20And try to wear some pants without a hole beside the base.
02:23The morning's getting dressed is a mountain-sized chore.
02:26So count both boots as a win, then try one little thing more.
02:30There's no shame in a therapist, no middle learn for pain.
02:33Being tough means calling back up when you're losing the game.
02:37And if that darkness gets dangerous, pick up the phone.
02:40You were never meant to fight that bastard alone.
02:45Get your ass up, Dave, throw open the blinds.
02:48Call your doctor, call your buddies, quit pretendin' you're fine.
02:51Take your meds if they're prescribed, get your boots outside.
02:55One stubborn little vegri at a time will turn the tide.
02:58You're still the crazy bastard, everybody loves a hazel.
03:02Get some help, get back fishing.
03:07Get your ass up, Dave.
03:11Now change those pants, Dave.
03:15These are my good ones.
03:18Dave.
03:21They don't have an ass anymore.
03:24They don't have an ass anymore.
03:39They don't have an ass anymore.
03:40They don't have an ass anymore.
03:41They don't have an ass anymore.
03:42They don't have an ass anymore.
03:43They don't have an ass anymore.
03:43They don't have an ass anymore.
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