00:00Oh my god, today Tivari ji and Mishra ji
00:02Gajar ke gamle ko lekar mahaayut chid gaya
00:04Kya koi in dono ki lađai rok saktahe
00:06Mishra ji, aap ki diwar ki beli me
00:07Mere bagi che me ghusai
00:08Or mesi meethi lal gaar ki dhup rok rahi hai
00:09Isse turent kaato
00:10Mere hari bhari beli
00:11Kehi nahi kattengi Tivari ji
00:12Agar jyadha gussah dikhaaya
00:13To aapke pure aangan ko pani se tarbatar kar dunga
00:15Aray yaar, subhae subhae
00:16Eteni tazi gajarou ki khushbu ke bici
00:18Mujhe toh bas shanti se nashita karna hai
00:21Aray, meeri aankho ka tara
00:22Us khupecura jari ke piche
00:23Koon si rajkumari bäťi hai
00:24Mera dill toh dhag-dhak karne laga
00:25Aray, tum koon ho, pyare safed khargoosh
00:27In dono innsan ho ki bhaiyanat ladaai ki wajahe se
00:28Mä toh darke maare yaha chupkar bäťi ho
00:30Aray, waah, humare bani ko to
00:31Tivari ji ke bagi che me
00:32Apeni satchi dhost Ruby mil gai
00:33In dono ki jordi
00:34Kitnä zyada piaari lag raha hai
00:35Mishra, agar tumne aapni yoi pipe band nahi ki
00:48Aray, baap re, yeh safed chuha pani ka pipe lekar
00:50Hum doon ho par hamla kyun kar raha hai
00:51Mishra ji mujhe bachai ye me bhiig gaya
00:52Aray, Tivari ji, sambhalo
00:53Yeh koji chuha nai, yeh toh khargoosho ka sardar hai
00:55Isne toh hum doon ho ka pura huliya hi bigar dhiya
00:56Vaha, bani, tum toh satch-much bhoot bhaadur aur mazidar ho
00:59Dekho, kaisi doon ho ladaaku-padoosi
01:00Pani me bhiigkar billi ban gaya
01:01Meryi piyari rubi, yeh sabse meethi lal gajar
01:03Sif tumhari liye
01:04Ape se hum doon ho roze
01:04Is sundar bagi che meeth saath khele ngay
01:06Dekha, Tivari uncle or Mishra uncle
01:07Jahaan aap doon ho nafrat se lade reek
01:08Vaha in doon ho pari ne piyar ki misal bana dhi
01:11Mishra ji, aap bhiighe huye toote jaysayse lag raha
01:12Aur satch ka hoon toh, may bhi kisi bhiighe huye bhalu se kam nahi lag raha
01:15Bilkul sahi ka, Tivari bhai
01:15Chhoti si gazaar aur bel ke liye rana
01:16Kitni badai bevokufi thi, mujhe maaf kar diji
01:18Aray, vah, lo, bani, ur rubi
01:22Vah, dhanywaad Tivari uncle
01:23Haa, dhanywaad
01:24Crunch crunch
01:25Vah, kya swaad hai
01:26Ab Tivari ji, aur Mishra ji ki paki dhosti ho gai
01:28Aur mujhe meeri rubi ka satcha pyaar mil gaya
01:30Thank you so much, vani
01:31Tum dunya ke sabse pyaare, aur sabse bahadur hero khargoosho
01:33Mujhe tumper bhoot garv hai
01:34Toh, dhokha, aap ne kaisa pyaar aur samajdaari se
01:37Har bari se bari ladai ko khutam karke
01:38Khushiyan phailai ja sakti hai
01:39Aur, pyaare bachyo, kabhi apne padoosiyo se mat lada na
01:42Hemesha mil julkar khushiy se rehna
01:43Jiasse hum reh rahe hai
01:44Agar hamarhi ya cute love story
01:45Aur comedy pasand hai ho
01:46Tho video ko fata-fata like karo
01:47Aur dhostos ke sats share karo
01:48Channel ko subscribe karke
01:50Gunti dabaana bilkul mad bhuulna
01:51Milti hai agli mazidar aur pyari kahani me
01:53Bye bye dhostos
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