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00:00:01So regardless of how free you think you are,
00:00:06again, I'm not locked in here with you.
00:00:09You're locked in here with me.
00:00:22The world was shocked that Brock Lesnar knew how to use FaceTime when he called
00:00:27the Pat McAfee Show earlier this week to say he was on his way to Riyadh,
00:00:31on his way to the Rumble.
00:00:33Because he's a mass of DNA built to do one thing, wage war on humanity.
00:00:39Oh, God.
00:00:41Oh, decapitated.
00:00:43Brock Lesnar is massive.
00:00:46Has lasted over 35 minutes, F5 to Javon Evans.
00:00:51U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S.
00:00:59Ladies and gentlemen, as the immortal Gorilla Monsoon would say,
00:01:04the irresistible force meets the immovable object.
00:01:12Awesome.
00:01:15And the buzz kill, Miz.
00:01:17Time for you to get down on your knees.
00:01:19Miz needs to get in there and hit them in the occipital perturberance.
00:01:24Well, Gorilla Monsoon for your Michael Cole.
00:01:26The Miz entering his 17th Royal Rumble match, one shy of the record.
00:01:3118 held by Kane.
00:01:33Slide back out, Miz. It's not worth it.
00:01:36Yeah, smart.
00:01:37Brilliant.
00:01:39Well, he had his...
00:01:40He was knocked for a loop last night when he had that match with Dragunov,
00:01:44so he might not be thinking straight.
00:01:45Well, these guys all taking the cheap shots on the two big guys in there.
00:01:49Perhaps it wasn't the smart thing to do.
00:01:51Let the two big guys take each other out, but...
00:01:55Really a rush of blood to the head.
00:01:57They saw their chance.
00:01:58They're working Dragunov.
00:01:59Oh, my God.
00:02:00Brock Lesnar just tossing Dragunov over the top rope into the floor.
00:02:07He's eliminated.
00:02:07Just a death grip, and Cody tries to hold on.
00:02:11Dropped hard on that shoulder.
00:02:12Lesnar's just manhandling people.
00:02:15Shouldn't be a surprise.
00:02:17We've seen this from the very beginning,
00:02:19and now we are back to what we all want to see.
00:02:23The ruler and the beast.
00:02:34Brock Lesnar, do you want to try me?
00:02:40Man, what a spectacular match this man had against Carmelo Haynes.
00:02:45To the United States Championship last night on SmackDown, Rey Fenix.
00:02:51And this number is a pretty good number.
00:02:54But it's not when you look in the ring of Brock Lesnar and Oba Femi
00:02:57are stood up there looking at you.
00:02:59Suddenly becomes the worst number of them all.
00:03:02And Rey Fenix, top rope, caught by Brock.
00:03:04That's why it's the worst number of them all.
00:03:06And using Fenix as a weapon.
00:03:10Here we go, Cole.
00:03:12German suplex to Femi.
00:03:15Outmaneuvered by the world's most famous combat athlete.
00:03:18How is it possible that Brock Lesnar looks bigger and bigger every time we see him?
00:03:26F5!
00:03:29Yeah, Paul Heyman all excited out here.
00:03:32Another elimination for Lesnar.
00:03:34Rey Fenix out of there.
00:03:36Thanks for coming.
00:03:37Try again next year and hope that Brock Lesnar isn't in there.
00:03:40It's funny, Paul Heyman's out here with Lesnar.
00:03:42Looks like he threw the Vision to the curb.
00:03:46The Vision outside.
00:03:48The Maverick, Logan Paul are all out of here anyway.
00:03:51Why not throw your hat in the ring?
00:03:53Oba Femi with a close line, knocks down Lesnar.
00:03:55Two Titans collider.
00:03:57I don't know what you're thinking of here.
00:03:58Well, Logan trying to hang on.
00:04:00Knocked off the top rope.
00:04:02Peel those fingers off.
00:04:04Oba made a mistake.
00:04:05He turned his back on Lesnar and it cost a ruler.
00:04:10A little bit of a history lesson for all of you.
00:04:16Traditionally, WrestleMania had two main events.
00:04:22The title match and the Undertaker's streak.
00:04:29Now need I have to remind you, my client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's
00:04:39undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
00:04:44Which means that main event spot went to Brock Lesnar.
00:04:51And now, the only dead man walking in WWE is the one that comes down the aisle to face Brock
00:05:04Lesnar.
00:05:10So I know what you're all asking.
00:05:13Who will fight Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania?
00:05:22I don't have a prediction.
00:05:25I don't even have a spoiler for you.
00:05:28Because when Brock Lesnar and I walked through that locker room,
00:05:33there wasn't one person that was man enough that I could identify that would step up and
00:05:40take the ass kicking of biblical proportions that await them at WrestleMania against Brock Lesnar.
00:05:51Let me go even deeper than that.
00:05:55In an effort of full transparency, these are the appearances that Brock Lesnar is going to make
00:06:06take on the road to WrestleMania.
00:06:10And at any time, any man is willing to go down in history by taking the absolute worst victimization possible
00:06:24in front of a global audience at the grandest stage of them all.
00:06:29Then all that man has to do is come down that aisle and get up in the face of Brock
00:06:38Lesnar.
00:06:43But I don't think that's going to happen.
00:06:47I don't think anyone is going to answer Brock Lesnar's open challenge for WrestleMania.
00:06:57Because if you take a good look at that locker room, let's be honest,
00:07:04you can have all the title matches you want.
00:07:08The real main event at WrestleMania is whomever's gonna get their ass kicked and
00:07:15conquered versus Brock Lesnar.
00:07:21And there's no one, no one in that locker room with the balls to take that ass kicking at WrestleMania
00:07:36from Brock Lesnar.
00:07:54And after everything Lesnar and Heyman have been through in their careers,
00:07:59there could be hell to pay for Rollins tonight.
00:08:11It is so scary when this man takes his time like this.
00:08:18Lesnar licking his chops, surveying the scene.
00:08:21Look out.
00:08:22Just wiping people out.
00:08:27That didn't go well.
00:08:28Good God.
00:08:30Bodies being thrown everywhere by Lesnar.
00:08:40I don't blame him.
00:08:41That wasn't wise.
00:08:43My God.
00:08:44Break his back of the stairs.
00:08:46Suplex into the barricade.
00:08:48Lesnar out of control.
00:08:53And remember, Corey, Seth Rollins isn't medically cleared to compete.
00:08:57I don't think Lesnar cares.
00:08:59Step to the beast at your own risk.
00:09:04Brock Lesnar is wiping out a dozen men.
00:09:13And it doesn't look like Seth Rollins' plan worked this time around.
00:09:18Time is immersed in the bald servings in the ni0000s,
00:09:23What can you do to write?
00:09:23Suplex City?
00:09:41What?
00:10:01Corey, it seems appropriate today of all days, but oh hell yeah, Olma Femi is here!
00:10:10Oh, oh, oh!
00:10:18Olma! Olma! Olma! Olma! Olma! Olma!
00:10:38That's who you are!
00:11:16That's who you are!
00:11:37That's who you are!
00:12:08That's who you are!
00:12:27I think Obafemi may have just accepted Brock Lesnar's Wrestlemania!
00:12:38And it's not going to be Obafemi who had his Wrestlemania moment when he put his foot on the chest
00:12:45of Brock Lesnar and pointed to the side!
00:12:48Because that's your Wrestlemania moment!
00:12:51You peaked!
00:12:52That's the biggest moment of your career!
00:12:55Because at Wrestlemania, you're gonna be beaten!
00:12:58You're gonna be taken to Suplex City!
00:13:00You're gonna be F5!
00:13:02You're gonna be victimized!
00:13:04Obafemi!
00:13:05Dammit!
00:13:06And you will be conquered by Barack Lesnar!
00:13:13Let's get Started!
00:13:16We're gonna be beaten!
00:13:16We're gonna be beaten!lag!
00:13:35We're
00:13:35gonna be beaten!
00:15:14And here we go.
00:15:16And Lesher looking for an F5 on Ova Febby.
00:15:18He's got him on his shoulders.
00:15:20Febby though from behind.
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:23James Lesher over the top rope into the floor.
00:15:26He's got him on his shoulders.
00:15:54Here you go.
00:16:05Well, that's at the Triple H. Paul Levesque is here, the CEO.
00:16:17Let's go.
00:16:45We understand Paul Levesque trying to keep these two separate before Wrestlemania.
00:16:52Wrestlemania, that's where it's going.
00:16:54That's where it's going.
00:16:58Oh, no.
00:17:18Here's the issue that Lesnar has.
00:17:21Oba Femi marched in the ring, looked in his eyes, and Oba did not wet himself like Paul Heyman claimed
00:17:27would happen.
00:17:30Oba stood toe-to-toe with the Beast yet again, and it was Lesnar who retreated.
00:17:36Oh, no, oh, no, no.
00:17:38Brock is not done yet.
00:17:40And a five.
00:17:45Disappointing?
00:17:46Sure.
00:17:47Understandable?
00:17:48Absolutely.
00:17:49Paul Levesque is out here protecting a main event of Wrestlemania.
00:17:52This is box office.
00:17:54These two have to stay apart.
00:18:13And Brock Lesnar wastes a little time going after Oba Femi as Femi trying to get in the ring.
00:18:20And Oba driving Brock into the ring post.
00:18:23Femi caught the Beast.
00:18:26Oba Femi thwarting the attack by Lesnar.
00:18:29The sneak attack.
00:18:30And now both men through a table as Oba Femi is mad at Lesnar.
00:18:35And Femi taking the fight to the Beast.
00:18:38There's an army of security out here, but I don't know if it's going to be enough.
00:18:43Yeah, good luck.
00:18:44You're going to need the entire National Guard out here.
00:18:47Lesnar breaks free.
00:18:48Lesnar into the pile.
00:18:50Lesnar patted away on Femi.
00:18:58And Alba Femi.
00:19:00Let's be free.
00:19:01And Femi into the fray.
00:19:03And Femi and Lesnar beat the hell out of each other.
00:19:13Oh my goodness.
00:19:15Lesnar tossing furniture.
00:19:18Femi tossing furniture.
00:19:30I give you my word, Oba Femi, I promise you,
00:19:37when you need to rebuild your career after WrestleMania,
00:19:42my door will always be open to Oba Femi.
00:19:49Oba Femi, Paul is taking everything in me to not come down that
00:20:07rank and beat you pillar to post.
00:20:16But it's deeper than that.
00:20:18Because the physical pain and scars will heal.
00:20:22Beat him, Beat him, Beat him, Beat him, Beat him, Beat him.
00:20:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:34Listen, if I beat him up, the physical scars will heal.
00:20:39But the emotional wounds when his beast loses at WrestleMania will last forever.
00:20:46.
00:20:51And as far as your door of opportunity, go ahead and close it now.
00:20:55Because the only door that I need open is already open.
00:20:59And that is the door to WrestleMania.
00:21:03.
00:21:06Because two months ago, you and your beast, you came in this ring and
00:21:12you issued an open challenge to whoever could dare to step up without even caring who would.
00:21:19And why would you care?
00:21:20Because there's been 25 years of history that says Brock Lesnar cannot be beat.
00:21:28But I, I have four weeks of history that says he absolutely can.
00:21:34.
00:21:38And it's never personal, Paul, it's never been personal.
00:21:42It's all just business, but it's not business as usual.
00:21:45Because this time, it's different.
00:21:48You can feel it.
00:21:49I can feel it.
00:21:51They can feel it.
00:21:54.
00:21:55It is time to put an end to the beast.
00:21:59And you've been there the entire time.
00:22:01You've been there the whole way.
00:22:03You have been his friend, his advocate, his mouthpiece, a good mouthpiece.
00:22:09But you've never been an honest one.
00:22:13.
00:22:20Because, Paul, if you were honest, you would have come out here and you would have said,
00:22:26ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
00:22:30And my client, Brock Lesnar, is scared of Obafemi, he is afraid of Obafemi.
00:22:38Because I am the ruler, the destroyer, the bringer of war,
00:22:43the mountain that you cannot climb, the mountain that you cannot conquer.
00:22:47And I will win at WrestleMania.
00:22:50I will defeat the beast.
00:22:51I will slay the beast.
00:22:53He will meet his end because I am the one.
00:22:58I am the one, I have always been the one.
00:23:01.
00:23:08I'm the one, Paul.
00:23:11I am the one.
00:23:13And I know it, they know it.
00:23:17And at WrestleMania, you will know it too.
00:23:21.
00:23:23I can never remember anyone in history going into a match with Brock Lesnar,
00:23:30with as much confidence, with as much lack of fear as Obafemi.
00:23:37.
00:23:37The bringer of war, ready for battle.
00:23:40And a reminder, this match will kick off WrestleMania Sunday.
00:23:49.
00:23:55Bell rings, we are underway for
00:23:58one of the most anticipated matches in the history of WrestleMania.
00:24:03Lesnar, Femi.
00:24:05.
00:24:06And a collar and elbow tie up.
00:24:09An absolute stalemate here.
00:24:12You saw the tail of the tape pretty even between these two men.
00:24:17If you're Lesnar, what do you need to do to take out Femi tonight?
00:24:20Well, Lesnar's smarts lie in the fact that he's got 25 years in the fight game.
00:24:26This cannot just be about pure power.
00:24:28Brock Lesnar is a bully in the ring.
00:24:31He cannot bully someone who is equally as powerful as him.
00:24:35He needs to dig deep and do something cunning.
00:24:37And Wade, you've been in a number of WrestleMania matches.
00:24:39Your first one ever with the nerves there, what does Oba have to do to combat that?
00:24:43Well, I'll tell you right now, my first WrestleMania match, my body felt like lead.
00:24:47And it took a long time to shake that feeling off.
00:24:50If that's the case with Oba here, he's gonna be in big trouble.
00:24:53And Brock Lesnar overpowering Femi into the corner, delivering shoulders to the gut of Femi.
00:24:58And Femi stands up, shouts in his face, and knocks Lesnar to the mat.
00:25:04And nobody has ever treated Brock Lesnar like this.
00:25:09And a clothesline, Femi does not go down.
00:25:11And another one by Lesnar, and Femi's still on his feet.
00:25:15Lesnar with a look of shock in his eye, and down goes the beast.
00:25:22And Brock Lesnar needs to regroup.
00:25:24Paul Heyman doesn't know what to make of this.
00:25:37I told you, he's out of sorts, Wade.
00:25:40Lesnar's never used, has never been in this position in his life.
00:25:44Boy, he may well be physically outmatched here.
00:25:47And that is simply not an equation that works in the mind of the beast Brock Lesnar.
00:25:52Stop thinking quick, Paul Heyman.
00:25:55And this is what Lesnar, he could ill afford this, Wade.
00:25:58He's allowing Femi now to build confidence.
00:26:01Femi now knows he can go toe to toe with Lesnar.
00:26:03He's got nothing to fear at this point.
00:26:05That's not human.
00:26:06My God.
00:26:07You speculated about those nerves, and that is exactly what Brock needed to do.
00:26:12Get away from the pure power battle.
00:26:14Get the advantage any way you can.
00:26:16And ended up post-spine first, and that was a mistake Femi made.
00:26:20Brock Lesnar, the veteran, found the opening.
00:26:23And now Lesnar on the attack.
00:26:28Get him off the side.
00:26:29And into the steps on the other side.
00:26:31And now Brock Lesnar's in his element.
00:26:34And that was shoulder first into those steps.
00:26:37That's about as bad a weight as you can hit it outside of the head, of course.
00:26:41And Femi favoring his elbow as he drops to a knee.
00:26:44And Brock Lesnar about to bring Femi to Suplex City.
00:26:53We saw John Cena, our host, kick off the show tonight.
00:26:57Ask Mr. Cena what it's like to be in the ring with Brock Lesnar yet another release German.
00:27:03And it just goes to show you how tactics at this level are vital.
00:27:09It cannot simply be about who is the biggest, who is the strongest.
00:27:15And now Lesnar closing in on his third German Suplex of the match.
00:27:22And now Brock Lesnar is being back to the Brock Lesnar we know only so well.
00:27:28And Femi's hurt Wade, Oba Femi is hurt, the destruction outside the ring.
00:27:33And now the Suplexes have taken down the ruler.
00:27:37Well, this is a learning experience now for Oba Femi.
00:27:42And looking for another turn in, but Oba Femi firing back with the elbows.
00:27:47Remember, it was Lesnar who eliminated Femi back in the Royal Rumble match.
00:27:51Well, into the corner with a running uppercut.
00:27:53And now- Well, Brock is wobbled there, Cole.
00:27:55The big man with another running uppercut.
00:27:57He's got a big elbow on the temple and hasn't looked right since, but here we go.
00:28:01Lesnar now, with Femi up on his shoulders.
00:28:03Brock Lesnar, looking to put him away.
00:28:05F5 to Femi!
00:28:07F5 to Oba Femi!
00:28:09And look at this!
00:28:14Oba Femi got back to his feet after the F5!
00:28:20Oh, and a chokeslam by Femi!
00:28:22Both athletes dropping their nuclear bombs!
00:28:28Femi measuring Lesnar!
00:28:31Lesnar's up!
00:28:34No freaking way!
00:28:36Fall from Bryce!
00:28:38Femi!
00:28:39Femi with the win!
00:28:40And here is your winner, Oba Femi!
00:29:05Oba Femi!
00:29:07Oba Femi!
00:29:10Oba Femi!
00:29:13Oba Femi!
00:29:15Oba Femi!
00:29:17Oba Femi!
00:29:20Oba Femi!
00:29:23Oba Femi!
00:29:26Oba Femi!
00:29:28Oba Femi!
00:29:29Oba Femi!
00:29:30Oba Femi!
00:29:31Oba Femi!
00:29:33Oba Femi!
00:29:34Oba Femi!
00:29:34Oba Femi!
00:29:36Oba Femi!
00:29:45Oba Femi!
00:30:00Match is underway, official Jessica Carr gets to work this match up.
00:30:04And Femi now, as Grayson Waller, oh, runs into a closed line.
00:30:10I'm gonna say Waller needs to stay away from over Femi, but I don't think that strategy is gonna work
00:30:14right now.
00:30:15Body shots by Femi, big right hand to Waller.
00:30:22And a big running elbow.
00:30:24Thunderous impact from the roller.
00:30:27Like a free trade.
00:30:30And Grayson Waller wisely just collapses.
00:30:34Love Grayson Waller, just stay down, play dead.
00:30:37And now he hangs Obo up on the top rope momentarily, and Grayson Waller now heading through.
00:30:42Caught over Femi, tossing Waller across the way.
00:30:47Create a new Olympic sport, throwing humans for distance.
00:30:51And that running uppercut.
00:30:54By Femi, measuring his man.
00:30:59Fall from Grace.
00:31:03One, two, three.
00:31:05There's a stop over Femi.
00:31:08Here is your winner, Obo Femi.
00:31:23Well, you talk about the importance of momentum in this business.
00:31:26Nobody has as much momentum as Obo Femi does these days.
00:31:30The man who slayed the beast at WrestleMania.
00:31:34Yeah, but can you imagine what it would do for Otis if he could knock off the ruler tonight?
00:31:39It would change Otis' career.
00:31:41It would change his life.
00:31:44Shoulder tackle Femi, still on his feet.
00:31:47As Otis and Femi go nose to nose.
00:31:50And Femi now runs right into Otis.
00:32:02Otis with the tackle.
00:32:04And Femi with one to Otis.
00:32:06Otis with momentum now.
00:32:08Whoa!
00:32:09Good God!
00:32:10What an uppercut from Femi.
00:32:13Dropping Otis.
00:32:14And now Femi, 330 pounds across the ring.
00:32:21He just picked up a 330-pound man and threw him across the ring.
00:32:25The ruler is not human.
00:32:34He's not going to...
00:32:38Is he going to try it?
00:32:41Oh, they've got a plan of some sort.
00:32:49Oh, he lifts Otis up now.
00:32:52To the second rope.
00:32:53I'm not sure Otis is comfortable up there.
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:56Femi using his head.
00:32:57Smart move by Femi.
00:33:00Can he get the 330-pounder rope?
00:33:02He does!
00:33:04Femi with a fall for Grace!
00:33:07You gotta be kidding me!
00:33:13Here is your winner, Oba Femi!
00:33:22Now the Oba Femi Open Challenge begins.
00:33:28Okay, okay, Oba, Oba, Oba.
00:33:32Listen, we're all excited for the Open Challenge, believe me.
00:33:39That said, nobody back there was willing to answer the challenge.
00:33:46Therefore, it's my duty to inform you that the Oba Femi Open Challenge is canceled for tonight.
00:33:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:34:05Well, not a popular decision from our general manager.
00:34:11You can't do your job.
00:34:13You can't do your job.
00:34:13Well, I do it every day of my life.
00:34:15You see, you see, nobody wants it.
00:34:19Everyone is a coward.
00:34:21Everyone is a coward.
00:34:22You can't find anybody.
00:34:23You can't find anyone.
00:34:26You can't find anyone.
00:34:27My God.
00:34:29That's Angel Inverted on Los Garza.
00:34:33Oba Femi sending Angel into the wall, and now he's carrying Angel and
00:34:43carrying Birdo and dragging Angel out into the arena.
00:34:47Nobody would answer the challenge, so Oba found his own.
00:34:52I think that appears is wrong.
00:34:54Maybe we will have an open challenge.
00:34:56I was hoping you'd dust off the orange cigarette, Cole, no chance.
00:34:59Look at the power of the ruler, my God.
00:35:03You nearly put Angel through the side of the ring.
00:35:07Angel's just pleading with him, I don't want to be involved in this.
00:35:10And these guys are in street clothes.
00:35:12I don't blame the rest of the roster.
00:35:15You gotta be out of your damn mind to step in the ring with Oba.
00:35:18Well, there's an official out here, he called for the bell.
00:35:21So I guess the open challenge is underway.
00:35:23This is a two-on-one handicap match.
00:35:25This is a mugging, Cole.
00:35:27For all intents and purposes, Los Garza's have no idea where they're at.
00:35:33Femi's like a runaway train right now.
00:35:35Domas.
00:35:41And the power now of Femi has shot put an angel over Birdo, good God.
00:35:47Birdo, why didn't you catch him?
00:35:49He caught one of his own.
00:35:56The most impromptu of open challenges ever.
00:36:01Oba Femi, fall from grace.
00:36:06One, two, three.
00:36:09That officially go down as a loss for them.
00:36:12Here is your winner, Oba Femi.
00:36:17Look at that stare, Michael Cole.
00:36:20That is the bringer of war.
00:36:23Well, listen, they wanted opportunities, right?
00:36:40What the hell?
00:36:41Oh, my God, who the?
00:36:44Oh, my God, it's the Beast F5 for Brock Lesnar to Oba Femi.
00:36:53Where the hell did he come from?
00:36:55Brock Lesnar with Oba Femi on his shoulders and another F5.
00:37:05And it seems rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated.
00:37:12Brock Lesnar with a third F5 to this monster, Oba Femi.
00:37:28And Lesnar's not done there.
00:37:32He was embarrassed.
00:37:34He was humiliated by all that WrestleMania.
00:37:46The night that Brock left his gloves, he left his boots in the wing.
00:37:50And we believed he called it a career.
00:37:53He fell apart.
00:37:55He fell apart.
00:37:58He fell apart.
00:39:05I didn't quite get the chance to congratulate you last week on your big victory over me at Wrestlemania.
00:39:12Congratulations, Oba.
00:39:15Well done.
00:39:16But that victory is gonna cost you more than you could ever imagine.
00:39:24Now, I've had my share of ass whoopings over the years, but none quite like that.
00:39:31It was humbling.
00:39:33You beat my ass at Wrestlemania so bad.
00:39:39I said, that's it.
00:39:41I'm done.
00:39:51But that doesn't sit very well with me, Oba.
00:39:55It's not gonna end that way, Oba Femi.
00:40:01Brock Lesnar can take an ass whooping.
00:40:05But, can you?
00:40:24You're gonna get your ass kicked by a humbled, retired beast.
00:40:30Brock Lesnar will conquer Oba Femi.
00:40:39I am gonna rule over Oba Femi.
00:40:52You're gonna try more.
00:41:05How long did you get the chance to survive?
00:41:13I'm gonna rule over me.
00:41:14I, I'm gonna rule over you.
00:41:16I want to rule over me.
00:41:17I want to rule over you.
00:41:17By the way, I want to rule over you.
00:41:38You say that I've awoken the beast.
00:41:42Now what do you think he has awoken in me?
00:41:50What do you think that four F5s has awoken in Oba Femi?
00:42:00I'm just an advocate.
00:42:02I'm just an advocate.
00:42:03Don't worry, Paul.
00:42:05It's fine.
00:42:06I'm not going to hurt you.
00:42:08Matter of fact, I need you.
00:42:10I need you alive and well to tell the tale of Brock Lesnar.
00:42:18And while you tell that story, you're going to fast forward to the end.
00:42:22My favorite part where I retire Brock Lesnar for the second time.
00:42:33And I know you, Paul.
00:42:35I know you are a sleazebag.
00:42:37You're going to say it's just business.
00:42:39It's not personal.
00:42:41I don't know about you, Paul, but four F5s seem very personal to me.
00:42:50So, while you tell that story, this is the final chapter.
00:43:02Oh God.
00:43:11Oh God.
00:43:13Oh God.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:15Deliver me this message to Brock.
00:43:19Tell him that last time, I was fighting to beat him.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:25This time, I'm fighting to kill him.
00:43:34Corey, a bold statement from The Ruler.
00:43:39I can't imagine that Brock Lesnar is gonna react positively to being threatened by The Ruler.
00:43:45But it is going down, it's official, the ink is dry.
00:43:49The biggest rematch in history this Sunday.
00:43:59A count of five now.
00:44:02Paul Heyman orchestrating the count.
00:44:04Femi just stood up.
00:44:06Femi stood up.
00:44:08Count of eight now.
00:44:09He was damn near unconscious ten seconds ago.
00:44:12Femi marched into the ring.
00:44:14Lesnar can't believe it.
00:44:15Lesnar looks like he's seen a ghost.
00:44:18He's seen The Ruler.
00:44:20Femi with a running uppercut.
00:44:22Oh, but Femi's got a chance to do the unthinkable and knock off Lesnar two straight matches.
00:44:30And Femi now with Lesnar up and tossing him halfway across the ring.
00:44:35Like a shot put from The Ruler.
00:44:38Feemi looking to finish the job.
00:44:41Looking for the fall from Grace here.
00:44:45I don't think he could get it all of course with that bad arm.
00:44:48And Brock Lesnar now scooping Feemi up to deliver a seventh.
00:44:52F5 cover by Lesnar.
00:44:56The Ruler has been deserved.
00:45:00Here is your winner, Brock Lesnar.
00:45:07What a fight.
00:45:09What a war.
00:45:12Corey.
00:45:14Seven.
00:45:15Seven advance, including one through the announce table.
00:45:34Paul also tells me that you're really good at calling me names.
00:45:42Like, when I'm not here, you call Brock Lesnar a coward.
00:45:49Everybody good.
00:45:51It's good though.
00:45:51It's a hell of a promo.
00:46:01It's funny.
00:46:03It's a great promo.
00:46:04I applaud the promo.
00:46:06He also tells me you cut a great promo, which I never really could.
00:46:11That's why I got Mr. Heyman here.
00:46:20But Oba.
00:46:23You know what they say.
00:46:30Talk, get hit.
00:46:33Lesnar went low.
00:46:36A low blow by Lesnar.
00:46:40And a block with Oba.
00:46:43And a five.
00:46:57The beast lays out the king.
00:47:07Now that was a great promo.
00:47:18Brock Lesnar sending a message to Oba Febi.
00:47:24A vicious F5.
00:47:28Let's call the rulers back up.
00:47:35This is exactly what you always do.
00:47:39You show up, you're F5, and you leave.
00:47:45And you said I called you names behind your back.
00:47:51Well, guess what?
00:47:52You're in front of me.
00:47:54And you're still it.
00:47:59So here's the deal.
00:48:01We can play cat and rats forever.
00:48:04Or we can get set to the score.
00:48:08Me and you, one on one.
00:48:11Oba Febi versus Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam.
00:48:19What's it going to be?
00:48:24I accept Oba, but here's one condition.
00:48:29I'm going to one up you Oba.
00:48:32SummerSlam, Minneapolis.
00:48:35Hell in a cell.
00:48:39What?
00:48:40That's what I'm talking about.
00:48:43You finished this.
00:48:44No more games.
00:48:46You show up.
00:48:50Oba Febi came into WWE like he owns the joint, which he doesn't.
00:48:58I mean, he saunters down the aisle like he's king.
00:49:05Until he got punted by a beast in the little Femi's.
00:49:11And that hurt more than almost anything Oba has ever experienced.
00:49:16It waters up your eyes.
00:49:18It forces everything to crawl up in your belly.
00:49:22Your knees go together.
00:49:24Your voice gets a little higher.
00:49:27And the bad news for Oba Febi is that that's nothing.
00:49:33Nothing compared to the pain he's going to suffer inside hell in a cell.
00:49:53Oba Febi has inspired Brock Lesnar.
00:50:00Oba Febi has compelled the beast to emerge from Brock Lesnar.
00:50:08Oba Febi has motivated Brock Lesnar.
00:50:14Oba Febi has made the biggest mistake of his life by accepting the challenge of Brock Lesnar.
00:50:29You're not coming out of hell in a cell, Oba.
00:50:33There's no way and no how Brock Lesnar will destroy Oba Febi inside hell in a cell.
00:50:49Oba Febi.
00:50:53Your client, Brock Lesnar, showed up last week.
00:51:00And you know what that tells me?
00:51:03After weeks and weeks of calling him out and calling him names and saying everything under the sun to no
00:51:10avail, seemingly, he finally shows up.
00:51:15And that tells me that every word that I said got to him.
00:51:22Every single thing I said about him got under his skin.
00:51:28And now he can pretend like he doesn't watch the show.
00:51:32The fact that he showed up tells me he definitely watches the show.
00:51:42But then you're here now to do your usual damage control and tell me about how great Brock Lesnar is.
00:51:49And you keep writing all these checks that Brock probably cannot even cash.
00:51:56Because that's what you are, Paul.
00:51:58You've been reduced.
00:52:00You're less than an advocate.
00:52:02You're just a mouth.
00:52:09And that's the thing about a mouth.
00:52:12Mouths need to be fed.
00:52:14But how can you feed if you have no head?
00:52:20That's why you're really out here telling everybody how great Brock Lesnar is.
00:52:25Preaching his accolades.
00:52:26Telling us about Randy Cator and Undertaker.
00:52:30When neither of those men are Uba Femi.
00:52:34That's why you're here.
00:52:38Because you're scared.
00:52:42Once again, you are scared.
00:52:45And you are here for damage control.
00:52:48Every man knows when his time has come.
00:52:51Whether it be the beginning or the end.
00:52:54And trust me, Paul.
00:52:56This is the end.
00:52:58This is the final chapter.
00:53:01This is where the book closes.
00:53:03This is Uba Femi versus Brock Lesnar in hell in a cell.
00:53:12And what bigger stage to do it than Summer Slam.
00:53:16Minneapolis, Minnesota.
00:53:18In front of his friends.
00:53:19In front of his family.
00:53:21In front of his wife.
00:53:23I'll beat him.
00:53:24In front of his children.
00:53:28Because he has been the single thing that has stood between me and destiny.
00:53:32Me and salvation.
00:53:33And I've learnt a very valuable lesson now.
00:53:36You have to walk through hell in order to get to heaven.
00:53:43So tell your clients.
00:53:47I'll see him in hell.
00:53:52Indeed, Uba Femi will.
00:53:56Three weeks from Saturday it begins.
00:54:00The two night Summer Slam.
00:54:04One, two, three.
00:54:04Femi.
00:54:05Lesnar.
00:54:07Locked in hell.
00:54:09In a cell.
00:54:21I came here for a fight tonight
00:54:26But before I get down to it
00:54:28I'm going to give you an opportunity
00:54:30To explain what the hell this is
00:54:37You want an explanation?
00:54:39It's very simple
00:54:39You, sir, are in violation
00:54:42Of a so-ordered by the court restraining order
00:54:45Gentlemen, do your job
00:54:56Oh, my God
00:54:57Oh, the Femi
00:54:58Just tied that top to the floor
00:55:00Oh, but what the hell are you doing?
00:55:03I mean, I'm done yet
00:55:06Oh, the Femi
00:55:08Wrecking everyone here in Dallas
00:55:12The ruler just wiped out Dallas PD
00:55:15And he's not done yet
00:55:17Settle in the paddy wagon
00:55:19Oh, the Femi
00:55:21On fire
00:55:29What are these games?
00:55:31What are you playing at?
00:55:33Running
00:55:34BSing
00:55:35Low blows
00:55:37Attacking from behind
00:55:38This is not even you anymore
00:55:40Who is this?
00:55:42Where's the beast?
00:55:44You used to run this place
00:55:47Now all you do is run away
00:55:53And as for you, Paul
00:55:54You have the audacity
00:55:56To tell everybody that I stupidly
00:55:58Throw away a title opportunity
00:56:00Meanwhile, we both know
00:56:01That if I went for it
00:56:03He would have cost me anyways
00:56:06So here's the deal
00:56:09Summer slum
00:56:10Hell in a cell
00:56:12Oba Femi
00:56:13Brock Lesnar
00:56:15No more games
00:56:16No more BS
00:56:18No more low blows
00:56:19No more running
00:56:20You can't run
00:56:22From the ruler
00:56:23You can't run
00:56:24From the destroyer
00:56:25You can't run
00:56:26From the bringer of war
00:56:28You can't run
00:56:29From Oba Femi
00:56:35What a legendary war
00:56:37We have on tap
00:56:39Two weeks
00:56:40From Saturday
00:56:41No more
00:56:42It ends
00:56:43No more
00:56:48And on Monday night
00:56:51Oba, you said that
00:56:52Brock Lesnar used to run
00:56:54This place
00:56:54And then you said
00:56:55Now all he does
00:56:56Is run from
00:56:58You
00:56:58But in two weeks
00:56:59At Summer slam
00:57:00He's not going to have
00:57:01That opportunity
00:57:02In the hell in the cell
00:57:03So how do you feel
00:57:05Is there any trepidation
00:57:07As you guys are
00:57:08One on one
00:57:09Going into what is
00:57:11Probably the most
00:57:12Important
00:57:12And the most dangerous
00:57:14Match
00:57:15Of your career
00:57:18You're right Steph
00:57:20The score is one one
00:57:23And some people
00:57:24Will even go as far
00:57:25As to say
00:57:25You are only as good
00:57:26As your last game
00:57:27And my last outing
00:57:28Against Brock
00:57:29Didn't go in my favor
00:57:31But when it comes
00:57:33To the mental game
00:57:35I'm miles
00:57:36Ahead of him
00:57:42Because I'm in his head
00:57:45I live in his head
00:57:46I live in his head
00:57:56Sounds like everybody here
00:57:57Is in complete agreement with you
00:57:59Of course they are
00:58:00Because I'm not the one
00:58:02Who is acting out of character
00:58:03He is
00:58:04He's the one who lost at Wrestlemania
00:58:06He's the one who fake retired
00:58:09He's the one who walked away
00:58:11He's the one who's been hiding
00:58:12He's the one who's been running
00:58:14He's the one who is doing
00:58:15The fake police
00:58:16Him
00:58:17Not me
00:58:19Brock is going to understand
00:58:20One thing
00:58:22The tides are changing
00:58:24They're changing so fast
00:58:26That you don't even realize
00:58:27Brock I need you to understand
00:58:30Come SummerSlam
00:58:31I'm not locked in there with you
00:58:33You're locked in there with me
00:58:40Because I'm the ruler
00:58:42The destroyer
00:58:43The bringer of war
00:58:45The mountain that you cannot climb
00:58:47The mountain that you cannot conquer
00:58:50The one of one
00:58:51The beast slayer
00:58:53The king of the ring
00:58:57Over
00:58:59Bami
00:59:07Enough talking
00:59:09And you've done
00:59:10Enough running
00:59:12So who is ready
00:59:13For SummerSlam
00:59:17Who is ready
00:59:20For Obafemi
00:59:21Versus Brock Lesnar
00:59:24Who is ready
00:59:27For hell
00:59:28In a cell
00:59:34You don't even have the guts
00:59:36To stand right here
00:59:37While I walk out
00:59:38They've called you
00:59:39A sleazebag
00:59:41A criminal
00:59:42A walrus
00:59:46But now you're just
00:59:47A big fat chicken
00:59:52But the good news is
00:59:53At hell in a cell
00:59:55It all comes to an end
00:59:57All the running
00:59:58All the ducking
00:59:59All the low blows
01:00:01All the attacking from behind
01:00:02All the BS
01:00:04It comes to an end
01:00:06For today
01:00:07For today you get the casual
01:00:08Oba
01:00:09The nice Oba
01:00:11Oba in jeans
01:00:15Oba
01:00:16Hugging babies
01:00:17Kissing foreheads
01:00:19Kissing foreheads
01:00:20Smiling with the fans
01:00:23But come hell in a cell
01:00:25You get the warrior Oba
01:00:27The king Oba
01:00:29The destroyer Oba
01:00:31The bringer of war
01:00:32In all my glory
01:00:35Oba
01:00:52Femi
01:00:52Well J.D. McDonough
01:00:54Has no interest
01:00:54In getting in the ring
01:00:55Against Oba
01:00:56Femi
01:00:57Tonight
01:00:57You blame him
01:00:58Absolutely not
01:00:59I can't blame him
01:01:00J.D. looks like
01:01:01The smartest guy
01:01:01In Detroit right now
01:01:03Oba
01:01:04Femi
01:01:05A week away
01:01:07A week from Saturday
01:01:08And Sunday
01:01:08SummerSlam begins
01:01:10And Oba's gonna be
01:01:11Locked inside
01:01:11Oh wait a minute
01:01:12Wait a minute
01:01:13Dan Housen
01:01:13And Henry are back
01:01:14And I believe
01:01:15They're gonna force
01:01:16The judgment day
01:01:17Into the ring
01:01:19Oh no
01:01:20Turn around
01:01:22It may be
01:01:23Their judgment day
01:01:24Tonight
01:01:25The ruler
01:01:26Just lost
01:01:27Sturdy down to the outside
01:01:28The bell rings
01:01:29And we actually have a matchup
01:01:30And J.D. McDonough
01:01:31Trying to put some offense
01:01:33Into Oba
01:01:33Femi here
01:01:35And that chop
01:01:36Just angered Oba
01:01:42Launching him
01:01:43Into the stratosphere
01:01:47What a running uppercut
01:01:49By Femi
01:01:50Femi looks faster
01:01:52Than ever before
01:01:53Cole
01:01:53Look at the speed
01:01:54Out of the ruler
01:01:55He cannot wait
01:01:57To get his hands on
01:01:58Brock Lesnar
01:01:59Inside Hell in a Cell
01:02:03Tossed across the ring
01:02:07I was feet away
01:02:09From this man
01:02:10At the kickoff show
01:02:11For SummerSlam yesterday
01:02:12Man oh man
01:02:14Is he ready to go
01:02:15In a ball from Brace
01:02:17To McDonough
01:02:18One
01:02:18Two
01:02:19Three
01:02:20I hope
01:02:22Hammond
01:02:22Rock
01:02:23Here is your winner
01:02:25Poo
01:02:26Poo
01:02:27Poo
01:02:27Femi
01:02:28Two of the most powerful
01:02:46Physical specimens
01:02:48Walking God's green earth
01:02:51Rocked inside of a cell
01:02:52In a fight
01:02:53To the finish
01:02:54At SummerSlam
01:02:55What the hell's Brock doing
01:02:58Apparently Brock has no interest
01:03:00In being inside hell in a cell
01:03:03Tonight with Oba Femi
01:03:04Or weighing in for that matter
01:03:30Ladies and gentlemen
01:03:34We have a slate
01:03:35Change of plans here
01:03:37To allow Brock Lesnar
01:03:41Inside hell in a cell
01:03:44Well that's not a very good idea
01:03:48Now is it
01:03:50We are talking about
01:03:52The single most violent athlete
01:03:55In the history
01:03:56Of combat sports
01:03:57We are talking
01:03:59About the most successful athlete
01:04:01In the history
01:04:03Of combat sports
01:04:04The former undisputed
01:04:07Reigning
01:04:07Defending
01:04:09UFC
01:04:09Heavyweight champion
01:04:11Of the world
01:04:13Brock Lesnar
01:04:20We are talking about
01:04:22The most non-peachy ass kicker
01:04:24In the history
01:04:26Of WWE
01:04:27And Oba Femi
01:04:29With all due respect
01:04:36Obviously we have a sound guy
01:04:38From the state of California
01:04:43With all due respect
01:04:45To the beating you gave
01:04:48Brock Lesnar
01:04:50At WrestleMate
01:04:51Oba Femi
01:04:53You are an underdog
01:04:55Going into this match
01:04:57Brock Lesnar
01:04:59The king of the king
01:05:10Brock
01:05:11Come on
01:05:12Come on
01:05:13Ahem
01:05:15Brock Lesnar
01:05:16Is the beast
01:05:18Of the Brock-tagon
01:05:20Brock Lesnar
01:05:21Has never been defeated
01:05:24Inside hell
01:05:25In a cell
01:05:29That's a streak
01:05:31That will never be broken
01:05:33This beast
01:05:34Conquered the Undertaker's
01:05:37Undefeated streak
01:05:38At WrestleMania
01:05:43And this wannabe ruler
01:05:45Thinks
01:05:46That he's gonna snap
01:05:48The streak
01:05:49Of Brock Lesnar
01:05:51My ass
01:05:52My ass
01:05:53Oba Femi
01:05:55May be the most
01:05:56Dominant bastard
01:05:57To walk into WWE
01:06:00In the past 24 years
01:06:02But Oba Femi
01:06:04Cannot beat
01:06:06Brock Lesnar
01:06:08Inside hell in a cell
01:06:10By the way
01:06:11Just for the record
01:06:13Brock Lesnar got on a scale
01:06:15In the back
01:06:16Ladies and gentlemen
01:06:17Weighing 303 pounds
01:06:21Barak
01:06:23Lesnar
01:06:31Show me how big you are in here
01:06:33In here
01:06:34In here
01:06:35It's right here
01:06:37It's here
01:06:38It's not there
01:06:39It's full
01:06:40Freaking full
01:06:42Freaking full
01:06:43Full something
01:06:45There's the key
01:06:53I'll see you at SummerSlam
01:06:55Bitch
01:07:03Run away
01:07:04Like you always do
01:07:06You think you are free
01:07:08You think you are free to go
01:07:10Saturday is coming
01:07:12Hell in a cell
01:07:15Is coming
01:07:16Oba Femi
01:07:18Is coming
01:07:23So regardless of how free you think you are
01:07:27Again
01:07:28I'm not locked in here with you
01:07:31You're locked in here
01:07:34With me
01:07:37That's what I love
01:07:42Was it mind games
01:07:45For cowardice
01:07:47On the part of the beast
01:07:49Brock Lesnar
01:07:50He would not get in the cell tonight
01:07:53But Saturday at SummerSlam
01:07:55Brock Lesnar
01:07:56Will be locked inside
01:07:58Hell in a Cell
01:07:59With the king of the ring
01:08:01Oba Femi
01:08:06Wait a minute Cole
01:08:08Wait a minute
01:08:09The ruler has lost it
01:08:11Oba Femi
01:08:12On loading on these police officers
01:08:14In the ring
01:08:15Femi taking out his frustrations
01:08:18On anyone in his way
01:08:20And can you blame him
01:08:28Look at this power
01:08:31Oba Femi
01:08:32With a fall from grace
01:08:38I hope that Brock Lesnar
01:08:41Is witnessing this
01:08:51SummerSlam Saturday
01:08:53Femi and Lesnar
01:08:56Inside hell
01:08:58In a cell
01:08:59Unfortunately
01:09:00At this very moment
01:09:01Cole
01:09:01It looks like the beast
01:09:02Is inside the ruler's head
01:09:05Meanwhile
01:09:06On SummerSlam Sunday
01:09:08Roman Reigns
01:09:10And Seth Rollins
01:09:11Will meet for the world title
01:09:12We continue now
01:09:13A multi-part look
01:09:15At the intense
01:09:16Epic rivalry
01:09:17Of Reigns and Rollins
01:09:36We'll see you next time