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00:00:08Once upon a time, in a country far away, there were four children who ran away from home.
00:00:24Without their parents?
00:00:27They didn't have any parents.
00:00:30Their parents were dead.
00:00:33They died in a plane crash.
00:00:36How horrible.
00:00:40That's what happened.
00:01:05Turn around, touch the ground, kick it away from the ground, lemonade, crunchy ice, slip it once, slip it twice.
00:01:24So what did you get?
00:01:26I did.
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00:03:22Sam, go feed the cat.
00:03:26And take off your coat.
00:03:52They buried them, or what was left of them.
00:03:57In a hole they dug in the backyard, next to the graves of their dead pets.
00:04:04Their pets were on the plane?
00:04:06No, they died of natural causes.
00:04:10It'd have to be a pretty big hole, unless...
00:04:14Unless what?
00:04:15Well, unless there were only a couple pieces left, like their heads, or an arm, or a leg.
00:04:23You are disgusting.
00:04:25Hey, I'm not the one who made a plane crash.
00:04:35So, they're living in the house.
00:04:39A big, enormous castle, all by themselves.
00:04:44I thought you said they ran away from home.
00:04:46Let me tell the story, would you?
00:04:49Okay, that's what you said.
00:04:53There.
00:04:56My joke book isn't here.
00:05:02Sam, if you wear your coat in the house, it won't keep you warm when you go outside.
00:05:06I know.
00:05:07I know.
00:05:07I know.
00:05:25I know.
00:05:40They hadn't run away yet because they couldn't get out of the house.
00:05:49Everything was locked from the outside.
00:05:51All the doors were locked and the windows trapped like rats.
00:05:58Held prisoner.
00:06:00By who?
00:06:01A mad scientist.
00:06:02No.
00:06:04By the authorities.
00:06:07Why?
00:06:10Because...
00:06:14Because they knew things they weren't supposed to know.
00:06:44They caught her.
00:06:47Finally.
00:06:50Why couldn't they just leave her alone?
00:06:53Because she robbed a bank, dummy.
00:06:57They're saying she was brainwashed.
00:06:59Bullshit.
00:07:00They're the ones who brainwash people.
00:07:03Brainwashed?
00:07:03What does that mean?
00:07:05That means somebody makes you think something that you know isn't true.
00:07:08How do they do that?
00:07:10They just keep telling you lies until you believe them.
00:07:16She's in prison now.
00:07:18That's where they put bank robbers.
00:07:30Maybe she'll escape.
00:07:58that's how she works.
00:08:24Take off your shirt.
00:08:25It's cold in here.
00:08:27We'll see.
00:08:37We'll see.
00:09:09I'll do it.
00:09:51Wait, maybe we should stop.
00:09:53No.
00:09:54What about...
00:09:55I've been taking birth control pills.
00:09:58Where'd you get them from?
00:10:00Who cares?
00:10:01I got them.
00:10:02Don't you want to?
00:10:04Yeah, of course I do.
00:10:10It's gonna hurt.
00:10:15Do it.
00:10:20You're not sick.
00:10:25You're not Harry.
00:10:27No.
00:10:32You're not.
00:10:33No.
00:10:34No.
00:10:35No.
00:10:36No.
00:10:44You're not.
00:11:08You're worth it.
00:11:35Shit.
00:11:36Shit!
00:12:13Where are my children?
00:12:18Janie?
00:12:26Hi, Mommy.
00:12:29Hi, sweet angel.
00:12:31What did you do today?
00:12:33I took a test in geography.
00:12:35We had to fill in all the states on the map
00:12:37and in state capitals.
00:12:39I knew them all.
00:12:41How did I get such a perfect little girl?
00:12:44Where did you come from?
00:12:46You know where?
00:12:49Where?
00:12:50From you and Daddy.
00:13:07What's the matter, Mommy?
00:13:08Oh, nothing.
00:13:10I just, I went to the doctor.
00:13:11I was feeling a little sick.
00:13:15Poor Mommy.
00:13:19I don't think you have a fever.
00:13:21Here.
00:13:26Coffee.
00:13:27Hello.
00:13:33Hello.
00:13:49Coffee.
00:13:49I'm fine.
00:13:51Let me go.
00:14:00Goddamn son of a bitch.
00:14:03Where's Maggie?
00:14:04I don't know.
00:14:08Hi Sammy.
00:14:10Hey mom.
00:14:11Where were you?
00:14:12In the garage.
00:14:14What were you doing?
00:14:15Nothing.
00:14:16You were breathing, weren't you?
00:14:18If you were really doing nothing, you'd be dead.
00:14:22I'm brainwashed.
00:14:28Are you alright?
00:14:31Of course I'm alright.
00:14:44What shall we have for dinner?
00:14:54How about eggs and bacon?
00:14:59Mmm.
00:15:00And toast.
00:15:01Yummy.
00:15:07What's for dinner?
00:15:09Bacon, eggs and bacon.
00:15:12That's breakfast, mom.
00:15:13You missed it.
00:15:18What were you and Ryan doing in the garage?
00:15:23Don't walk away from me.
00:15:32Me?
00:15:39Promise me you won't grow up to be like your sister.
00:15:43I promise.
00:15:46I promise.
00:16:15We don't
00:16:34We don't
00:17:06Two nickels is ten cents
00:17:09And a dime is
00:17:11Twenty cents
00:17:12And one penny
00:17:14Shut up
00:17:15Is
00:17:19I'm counting my money
00:17:21Well
00:17:23Shut up
00:17:24You shut up
00:17:26Shh
00:17:27You brainwashed
00:17:37If the doors are locked
00:17:39There has to be another way out
00:17:41The roof
00:17:43Too dangerous
00:17:44It's five stories high
00:17:46They could jump off the roof
00:17:47Into the snow
00:17:48Snow?
00:17:50Yeah
00:17:50Yeah
00:17:51All right
00:17:52They climbed to the top of the roof
00:17:55And jumped off into the snow
00:17:58They started to run away
00:18:01But
00:18:03But what?
00:18:05A cop saw them jump
00:18:07And he came after them
00:18:16They had to think of something quick
00:18:18I know
00:18:20Something bold
00:18:21I know
00:18:24Something brilliant
00:18:25I know
00:18:27I know
00:18:28What?
00:18:29Possum
00:18:30Play dead
00:18:35It's perfect
00:18:37It's perfect
00:18:53From that
00:18:55A female
00:18:55And a woman
00:19:04Hammond
00:19:04A woman
00:19:04Bill"!
00:19:06A
00:19:06man A
00:19:07woman Who
00:19:31Daddy!
00:19:33Hello, sweetheart.
00:19:38How was your day?
00:19:40Fine.
00:19:40How was yours?
00:19:41Well, not bad.
00:19:44Hello, Donna.
00:19:46Hello, Martin.
00:19:47How are you?
00:19:49How are you?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:52Mommy went to the doctor.
00:19:54Oh, she did?
00:19:54I wasn't feeling well.
00:19:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:57It's not your fault.
00:20:04Can I fix you another drink?
00:20:06That would be nice.
00:20:07Janie, would you like a drink?
00:20:09That would be nice.
00:20:26Where's my drink?
00:20:28Well, I'll try to remember where you were the last time you had.
00:20:35That's how you find it.
00:20:36You're safe.
00:20:41There you go, princess.
00:20:43One soda pop on the rocks.
00:20:46Okay.
00:21:03There's a dent in your car.
00:21:08Did you hit something or did something hit you?
00:21:14I don't want to make sure it's right for it.
00:21:17It helps if you can tell them what happened.
00:21:22Maybe someone hit the car while it was parked.
00:21:25That sounds right.
00:21:26There you go.
00:21:27There you go.
00:21:28There you go.
00:21:37Hi, son.
00:21:39Hey, Dad.
00:21:40It's time to wash your hands for dinner.
00:21:42They're not dirty.
00:21:44Well, it's a good policy to wash them anyway.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:58Dinner is ready.
00:22:06Hello, Christian.
00:22:08Hi, Dad.
00:22:10You been reading?
00:22:11Uh-huh.
00:22:13Sarah, go tell your sister about it somewhere.
00:22:17Maggie!
00:22:18Dinner!
00:22:20Bacon and eggs.
00:22:22I always liked having bacon and eggs for dinner.
00:22:25It feels kind of special.
00:22:27Like we're getting up early and going somewhere.
00:22:30Yes.
00:22:30We could be eating breakfast in the middle of the night before starting out on a trip.
00:22:34Too teeny.
00:22:35No, the South Pole.
00:22:37Outer space.
00:22:43Maggie, where would you choose to go?
00:22:46Anywhere.
00:22:51Well, I saw they caught Patty Hearst.
00:22:56She said she wouldn't let herself be taken alive.
00:22:59She knew if she was dead, everyone would just say she was crazy instead of having to face the truth.
00:23:03The truth is, she's a terrorist.
00:23:05She's a resistance fighter.
00:23:07Well, you have to be occupied to put up a resistance.
00:23:09She is occupied by the system.
00:23:13The system.
00:23:14Well, there is a system of sorts, a social and political system that exerts a measure of control.
00:23:21You're brainwashed, Dad.
00:23:23Over our actions.
00:23:25Dad, you're brainwashed.
00:23:28And our thoughts.
00:23:30Sam, you shouldn't stare at someone's face.
00:23:33Say it behind their backs.
00:23:34Thanks.
00:23:37I need another drink.
00:23:40What's up, Spelling Bee?
00:23:41Spelling Bee?
00:23:43With all my good spellers?
00:23:45Yes!
00:23:47Well, okay.
00:23:49Let's see.
00:23:54Janie, can you spell familiar?
00:23:59Familiar.
00:24:00Familiar.
00:24:01F-A-M-I-L-I-A-R.
00:24:06Good.
00:24:07Now, Christian.
00:24:09Can you spell sanctuary?
00:24:12What's a sanctuary?
00:24:14It's a special place.
00:24:16A protected place, like a hiding place.
00:24:23Sanctuary.
00:24:25S-A-N-C-T-U-A-R-Y.
00:24:29Right.
00:24:30You see, spelling is a skill.
00:24:32You don't have to know what a word means to be able to spell it.
00:24:37Okay, Maggie.
00:24:39How about habeas corpus?
00:24:43That's Latin.
00:24:44Well, it's a legal term.
00:24:49H-A-B-E-U-S-C-O-R-P-U-S.
00:24:57Not quite.
00:24:58It's H-A-B-E-A-S.
00:25:02I said it was Latin.
00:25:04It's fair.
00:25:06It's an English language.
00:25:08Sam, it's your turn.
00:25:11Can you spell...
00:25:14Soap?
00:25:15Why don't you give Mom a word?
00:25:17Soap. S-O-I-P.
00:25:19Good, son.
00:25:21I got an A in spelling.
00:25:22You did.
00:25:23Why don't you give Mom a word to spell?
00:25:29Did you get a report card today, Sam?
00:25:34Sam?
00:25:35Yeah?
00:25:37Where is it?
00:25:38Let's see if she can spell.
00:25:39Your mother isn't in the spelling bee.
00:25:41Why not?
00:25:42For God's sake, Martin.
00:25:43Do something.
00:25:52Donna.
00:25:54Can you spell...
00:25:59matrimonial?
00:26:04As in matrimonial law?
00:26:07I did marry a lawyer, didn't I?
00:26:10Yes, you are.
00:26:12M-A-T-R-I-M-O-N-I-A-M.
00:26:19Good.
00:26:28Sammy, give me your report card.
00:26:34You made all A's.
00:26:37And one seat.
00:26:41I want to see it.
00:26:46I want to see it.
00:27:06All A's.
00:27:07And one seat.
00:27:08That's excellent, Sam.
00:27:11It is.
00:27:12Don't you worry about the C.
00:27:14You could probably still get into college.
00:27:34That must be the Knots.
00:27:36I'll get it.
00:27:40Janey, can you spell dam-nation?
00:27:44That's yours?
00:27:45Maggie.
00:27:46Hello.
00:27:47Hey.
00:27:48Come on in.
00:27:49Can I fix you a drink, Clark?
00:27:51Yes, please.
00:27:52I'll have what you're having.
00:27:54Scotch.
00:27:55Nadia, the usual.
00:27:57What else?
00:27:59We were just having a spelling bee.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:01Hello, Pantwell children.
00:28:03Hello, Mrs. Miller.
00:28:08A report card.
00:28:10That's Sam.
00:28:12Can I look?
00:28:16Don't.
00:28:20He made all As.
00:28:22You are smart children.
00:28:23I know that.
00:28:24Go upstairs.
00:28:26And don't forget your report card.
00:28:31Sam, stand up.
00:28:33No, act right.
00:28:35Come on.
00:28:35I want you to take these.
00:28:39Go on.
00:28:40Hey, good boy.
00:28:43Well, it's nice.
00:28:44What were you waiting for?
00:28:45To be here.
00:28:46I don't know.
00:28:46What are you waiting for?
00:28:47It's good.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:50Come on.
00:28:51Go on.
00:28:52Come on.
00:28:58Yes.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:24Okay, they all played possum.
00:29:34The cop walked around and looked at each one of them very, very closely.
00:29:42But they didn't move and didn't make a sound.
00:29:51They didn't even breathe.
00:29:56They all laid so quiet and still that he couldn't detect a single sign of life.
00:30:32I don't think there's cheerleading in the Olympics, but I wish there was.
00:30:38I wish there was. I would watch the Olympics if there was cheerleading in the Olympics.
00:30:46Plane possum worked?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:54When the cop finally believed they were dead, he went off to get help.
00:31:00So they ran for the beach.
00:31:02And jumped in a boat. A sailboat.
00:31:05And sailed away.
00:31:12Jenny, you're just making more work for me being in here.
00:31:17How am I making more work for you?
00:31:19You just are, because I always have to take care of you.
00:31:22You're not taking care of me right now?
00:31:24Yes, I am.
00:31:25So how are the children?
00:31:27Oh, the children are fine.
00:31:30You know what I say, Donna?
00:31:31Hey, have you got a joke for us, Jane?
00:31:34I can't remember.
00:31:36Oh, come on. You can remember at least one, can't you?
00:31:41I need the book, but I can remember a little bit.
00:31:43Oh, just tell us the part you remember. I bet it will still be funny.
00:31:49Okay, so a man said, no wait, he liked two girls.
00:31:55One named Kate and the other named Edith.
00:31:58One spade.
00:32:00I can't remember the rest.
00:32:02But at the end, he says, I want to have my Kate and Edith too.
00:32:09Kate and Edith too, that's good.
00:32:11That's great.
00:32:13She doesn't get it.
00:32:14Children are wonderful.
00:32:16This one is.
00:32:18Pass.
00:32:20Two spades.
00:32:21They're so easy to love.
00:32:23They don't ask for anything.
00:32:24They just accept what you give them.
00:32:26Why do we ever grow up?
00:32:28Why can't we stay children forever?
00:32:29Janey, you have homework to do.
00:32:32Children can be selfish, demanding, and cruel.
00:32:37How would you know?
00:32:40I was a child.
00:32:45Three hearts.
00:32:46Janey, come on, let's get out of here.
00:32:51Good night, Mommy.
00:32:52Good night, Son.
00:32:53Good night, Janey.
00:32:54Good night, Mrs. Notts.
00:32:58Good night.
00:32:58Good night.
00:33:00Good night.
00:33:04Go on, I'll be up in a few minutes.
00:33:06Where were we?
00:33:07I bet three hearts.
00:33:09Good night, Princess.
00:33:11Four.
00:33:13Space.
00:33:15Pass.
00:33:16Pass.
00:33:19Pass.
00:33:20Guess that makes me the dummy.
00:33:23Here we go.
00:33:24Not the first time.
00:33:26I'm gonna need another drink.
00:33:50I'm gonna drink.
00:33:51I'm gonna drink.
00:33:51You're good, Nadia.
00:33:52I think I'm great.
00:33:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:28Yeah, yeah.
00:34:54Yeah, yeah.
00:35:30Maggie.
00:35:31Dad.
00:35:32Just because your mother smokes doesn't mean it's okay for you to smoke.
00:35:40Dad?
00:35:42Yes?
00:35:53What does habeas corpus mean?
00:35:56Ah, produce the body.
00:35:59A writ of habeas corpus means a prisoner must be brought before the court to determine if
00:36:03they're being legally held.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:11Good night, Dad.
00:36:12Good night, Maggie.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:24Okay, I see how you are.
00:36:26I'll give you that one then.
00:36:28You're welcome.
00:36:29Great start, honey.
00:36:31I'm pacing myself.
00:36:34I'm up.
00:36:36I'm up.
00:36:37I'm up.
00:36:39No, no, no, no.
00:36:54They're going to another country.
00:36:58A country where children don't have to have parents.
00:37:15What's it called?
00:37:19Childland.
00:37:19Top name.
00:37:29You tell it then.
00:38:05Sam, have you done your homework?
00:38:08How?
00:38:10Do now.
00:38:10I'll help you.
00:38:11I don't want to.
00:38:13Do you want to get all A's again?
00:38:15No.
00:38:16I want to make it all C's.
00:38:21I can't remember this part.
00:38:47I can't remember this part.
00:38:50I can't remember this part.
00:38:51Go ahead and go in there.
00:38:58Hello?
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:03Just a moment, please.
00:39:14Hello? Hi. No, she didn't say anything. I told you, she didn't even notice.
00:39:29Not tonight. They've got company. Who else? No, you shouldn't come over tonight. It's not a good idea.
00:39:40Ryan, let me talk to you. I have to go. I'll talk to you later.
00:39:43I just want to say hello. Ryan, sweetheart, it's Donna. How are you?
00:39:49I know you were over here this afternoon. You didn't even come in and say hello to me.
00:39:56Why don't you come on over right now? No, I'm sure that you wouldn't mind.
00:40:01What is the matter with you?
00:40:13What did Ryan say? Ouch! I have to get the nods out.
00:40:21Uh, he wanted to come over.
00:40:24He loves you.
00:40:27Ow, you're hurting me!
00:40:29Do you want me to brush your hair or not?
00:40:31No, I'll do it.
00:40:32No? I'll do it.
00:40:40You don't know what love is.
00:40:43Yes, I do.
00:40:45It fills you up.
00:40:47It makes you feel happy and full.
00:40:51No.
00:40:53It's the opposite.
00:40:55You know that feeling you get here when you slip on the stairs?
00:40:59For one second it's like the whole world is a hole you're falling into.
00:41:04That's what love feels like.
00:41:07Like you're falling down a hole inside yourself.
00:41:12Do you love Ryan?
00:41:17No.
00:41:29Sam, do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:41:34No.
00:41:37Oh God, are you going to get on the light?
00:41:40Oh God, are you going to get on the light?
00:41:42Look, listen to this, listen to this.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45Yours is funnier.
00:41:46Yeah, that's good.
00:41:47I'm not going to be the mother in the dark.
00:41:50No, no, but I'm not going to be Bobby Darin.
00:41:53There's a couple of reasons I like this album.
00:41:56Which album?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:42:00Why do you think I'm a little crazy?
00:42:02That part?
00:42:03Why?
00:42:03I'm trying to make you a violin three.
00:42:05I think you have to sell us.
00:42:10I think you have to sell us.
00:42:12All right.
00:42:52I like Mr. and Mrs. Knotts.
00:42:55They're idiots.
00:42:56Why are they idiots?
00:42:57Because they come over here every night.
00:42:59Mommy and Daddy like them.
00:43:01They're beanbags.
00:43:02Shut up, I can't concentrate while you're talking.
00:43:05Dad could beat Mr. Knotts in an arm wrestling match any day.
00:43:10Mom could beat Mrs. Knotts too.
00:43:11Shut up.
00:43:12Grown-ups don't arm wrestle.
00:43:24You win.
00:43:36They sailed far away from my hand.
00:43:38Far from everything.
00:43:41And then, one day, when the younger girl was fishing, something jerked the line so hard, it pulled her overboard.
00:43:50She held onto the line as the fish dragged her away.
00:44:03She floated, waiting for the boat to find her.
00:44:06But it didn't come.
00:44:11At night, God pulls the covers up over the earth and puts it to bed.
00:44:17The world never goes to bed.
00:44:19While one half is asleep, the other half is always awake.
00:44:22But it keeps the light on.
00:44:23That's why you see stars.
00:44:25They're little tiny holes in the blanket for the light to come through.
00:44:29That's not what the stars are.
00:44:32Space is empty and the stars are on fire.
00:44:35Nuh-uh.
00:44:35Mommy told me when I was a little girl.
00:44:38Mom's a well-known liar.
00:44:39She was just telling you a story.
00:44:41No.
00:44:43Another stupid, drunk story.
00:44:45Don't say that.
00:44:49Take it back.
00:44:57You have to take it back.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:11I take it back.
00:45:18I want my mommy.
00:45:29And just when she was about to drown, she turned around and there was an island.
00:45:35She laid down in the sand, half dead.
00:45:39The next day, she heard voices and saw some natives making fire on the beach.
00:45:44She's already half cooked by the sun, so it won't take long, one of them said.
00:45:49And then the chief's son, who was handsome, said,
00:45:53She is beautiful.
00:45:55I'd rather not eat her.
00:45:57And then another said,
00:46:00Then Takuna, she will feed us for a week.
00:46:05Then Takuna said to her,
00:46:07My tribe is hungry.
00:46:09Help us and I will spare you.
00:46:12Then she reached into her pocket,
00:46:14pulled out some seeds and said,
00:46:17I have beans and corn
00:46:19and tomatoes and apples.
00:46:23We will plant them and you will have a garden.
00:46:26Never be hungry again.
00:46:29The ERA is unnecessary if you want equality guaranteed by law.
00:46:35I have a degree in marriage and women being drafted.
00:46:42Things will change.
00:46:44This little one may end up fighting the war someday.
00:46:46Just have a seat.
00:46:47Can you imagine?
00:46:48This is done.
00:46:49The finish has come off.
00:46:53Hi, sweetheart.
00:46:54What are you doing down here?
00:46:56Maggie said I was stupid.
00:46:58Oh, you're not stupid, sweetheart.
00:47:01You can tell Maggie that I said you're smarter than she is.
00:47:11Now the little corn cartons comes out.
00:47:15For five minutes, I won't say anything.
00:47:17No, you have to go back upstairs.
00:47:20We're having a grown up evening.
00:47:23Ugh.
00:47:28I found my joke book. I'll tell you a joke.
00:47:30Janie.
00:47:33There was once a little girl who was very, very poor.
00:47:38I think you'd better go on upstairs now, Janie, like your mother says.
00:47:44Maggie said the stars are on fire.
00:47:46She said God doesn't pull the covers over us at night.
00:47:49Well, the stars are on fire and God is very busy.
00:47:53She's just very tired.
00:47:55Hey, you tell Maggie that I said to put you to bed.
00:48:00No.
00:48:01Now.
00:48:03Good night, Janie.
00:48:06Good night, Janie.
00:48:07Good night, Janie.
00:48:10Good night, Janie.
00:48:11Good night, Janie.
00:48:19She's exhausted.
00:48:20Do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:48:25Shhh.
00:48:28Thank you for the morning.
00:48:31Air support, air support, air support.
00:48:34Janie?
00:48:37And then, Takuna kissed her.
00:48:41And the natives danced around her.
00:48:44Then, Takuna asked her to marry her.
00:48:46And she said yes.
00:48:48And they went to go live in his treehouse.
00:48:54What about the boat?
00:48:56Well, one day, a year later, the boat came to the island.
00:49:00A year?
00:49:03What could they be doing for a year?
00:49:06Never mind.
00:49:10I'm gonna dance with his wife.
00:49:11Here you go.
00:49:12Dance it up.
00:49:13I'm gonna dance with his wife.
00:49:14Hey.
00:49:14Don't slip on her toes.
00:49:16I'm not.
00:49:16She doesn't like that.
00:49:17I'm not, but...
00:49:19We might get whipped cream.
00:49:21You guys have whipped cream?
00:49:23Well...
00:49:24We could whip some up.
00:49:26Sit.
00:49:30Janie?
00:49:31Mack and Sigean.
00:49:47Oh, Sam!
00:49:48No, you can't come out here.
00:49:51Wow.
00:49:53Oh, great.
00:49:55Wow.
00:49:57Looks different from up here.
00:50:01We're on a spaceship.
00:50:04We've been traveling the universe.
00:50:06But now, we're going home to our own planet, Megatron.
00:50:10Navigator, where are we?
00:50:12Lost in space, Captain.
00:50:13But I can find our way out of here.
00:50:15We must be tangled up in the blanket.
00:50:18Tie up the prisoner.
00:50:19Don't try to escape.
00:50:21I'll set our course for Megatron.
00:50:25They sailed south by southeast, navigating by the stars.
00:50:30Warp factor five, full speed!
00:50:33Past the Bermuda Triangle, between Africa and South America.
00:50:37It's gonna get rough.
00:50:39One day, the sky went dark.
00:50:42And the wind started to blow.
00:50:44And the ocean threw the boat around like a ball.
00:50:46Oh, God!
00:50:47God help us!
00:50:48Christian, be careful!
00:50:48And right in front of them was a ship with a hundred sails on it.
00:50:52As the boat drifted closer, they saw pirates.
00:50:56Smelly pirates with tattoos and missing teeth.
00:50:59Aliens!
00:50:59Aliens!
00:51:00Take them out!
00:51:00The pirates threw a big net down on them and hoisted them up over the deck.
00:51:04Then Redbeard, the captain, said,
00:51:06Ah, I spy a young man of fancy pants.
00:51:11We'll have to get rid of him.
00:51:13So they put him on the plank.
00:51:15And all the pirates were yelling,
00:51:17Walk the plank!
00:51:18Walk the plank!
00:51:19So he walks out onto the edge.
00:51:22And looks down into the ocean.
00:51:24Captain, it's a meteor!
00:51:26The steering mechanism!
00:51:27It's jammed!
00:51:28I can't control the ship!
00:51:29There's a triple backflip with a half twist into the ocean.
00:51:32Christian!
00:51:33Christian!
00:51:34Christian!
00:51:39Not even a splash.
00:51:41Hold on, Christian! I'm coming!
00:51:51Is someone hurt?
00:51:55Oh.
00:51:56The kids just wanted to play, um, emergency room.
00:51:59So I was just getting some stuff.
00:52:02Yeah.
00:52:02Don't let anyone get hurt.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:06Maggie.
00:52:09Remember when you won the sixth grade spelling bee?
00:52:13We worked on it every night, learning all those words.
00:52:17What was that word?
00:52:19The winning word?
00:52:21I don't remember.
00:52:22Yeah.
00:52:23Yeah.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:30I-C-H-T-H-Y-L-P-H-A-G-O-U-S.
00:52:35Hmm.
00:52:37Fish eating.
00:52:42Good night, Dad.
00:52:44Maggie.
00:52:48Is there-
00:52:52Do you need help with anything?
00:52:55Uh, any-any problems I can help you with?
00:53:03I can handle it.
00:53:24I was just trying to scare you.
00:53:28You scared me.
00:53:30Me too.
00:53:31I thought I was falling off too.
00:53:34It's okay, Sammy.
00:53:36Don't cry.
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:40I'm fine, see?
00:53:42I thought I was falling off the earth with you.
00:54:00Who wants ice cream?
00:54:03I got a joke.
00:54:06So, this guy, this, uh, this oil tech here, and he goes to Los Angeles, California on a big old
00:54:11plane, and he gets there and he checks in to this big old hotel.
00:54:15He wants a drink, so he goes to the bar, and there's this pretty little lady at the other end.
00:54:20So, uh, he goes to chat with her, and they start putting down double drinks, rounds and rounds, and they
00:54:26get hungry, right?
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:28So, they go to the bar, and they go to the restaurant in the hotel, and they wore his biggest
00:54:33steaks on the menu, and this big huge fancy flaming French dessert, and then he says, man, would you like
00:54:39to go to my room?
00:54:40In his biggest suite in the hotel, and he says, yeah.
00:55:10And then he spreads her legs open, and he thrusts himself inside her, and he stops, and he looks down,
00:55:20and he looks back up on her in amazement.
00:55:23He says, golly, ma'am, what part of Texas are you from?
00:55:51Come on, it's not that big. It's more like the Rio Grande.
00:55:58Stop!
00:55:58You don't have to play with me!
00:56:11Oh, Martin, don't look at me like that.
00:56:13God.
00:56:17We're all grown-ups here, right?
00:56:24Oh, Nadia what?
00:56:25You didn't know.
00:56:30Did you know?
00:56:37You didn't bother to hide it, did you?
00:56:43Now we all know.
00:56:46You could have had the decency.
00:56:47The decency to lie.
00:56:48The decency.
00:56:49The decency to pretend.
00:56:50The decency not to bring it into this house.
00:56:52This is my home!
00:56:56I will bring my life, all of it, into my home!
00:57:04I'm gonna get another drink.
00:57:06No.
00:57:10No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:28Not even if it isном to be done.
00:57:29No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:29No.
00:57:34No.
00:57:47Maggie?
00:58:12They sailed to the bottom of the world.
00:58:18It was cold.
00:58:21It was freezy.
00:58:23And the boat ran into an iceberg.
00:58:26It got stuck.
00:58:29So they got out to push it.
00:58:33And all the other kids jumped back on the boat.
00:58:37But a little boy was standing on an iceberg,
00:58:41and it was flying away from the boat.
00:58:44And then he couldn't even see the boat anymore
00:58:46because there was a blizzard and a giant snowman all around him,
00:58:5120 feet tall, staring at him with white eyes.
00:59:14Oh, shit.
00:59:38Oh, God damn it.
00:59:42Tom?
00:59:45Oh, God damn it.
00:59:46What's wrong?
00:59:53I'm sick.
01:00:00Are you sick to your stomach?
01:00:03I'm just sick.
01:00:05I'm sick to everything.
01:00:17Have me my drink.
01:00:21You should take it easy on that stuff.
01:00:25I'll take that under advisement.
01:00:29I just, I think I don't care what you think about it.
01:00:37You don't care what I think about anything.
01:00:44You hate me.
01:00:48I don't hate you, Maggie.
01:00:50I don't hate you, Maggie.
01:00:54You can't hate your own child.
01:00:57It's too much a part of you.
01:01:00It's too much like you.
01:01:04I don't want to be like you.
01:01:09Not really that bad.
01:01:12I just want to be different.
01:01:15Who I want to be.
01:01:21Don't get your hopes up.
01:01:30Is that why you're fooling around with Mr. Knott's?
01:01:37I saw you.
01:01:42Whatever you think he saw.
01:01:43Are you fucking him too?
01:01:51You feel better now?
01:01:53No, now I need another drink.
01:01:59Sorry, that's not funny.
01:02:01No, you're a riot, Mom.
01:02:05We all think so.
01:02:07Me and Christian and Janie and Sam.
01:02:11This isn't about you.
01:02:13You try to make everything about you.
01:02:16But this is my life.
01:02:17This is about me.
01:02:28Truth or consequences?
01:02:32What's consequences?
01:02:35Just say truth.
01:02:36No one wants consequences.
01:02:39Truth?
01:02:41Okay.
01:02:43What's the worst thing you've ever done?
01:02:47I left the bed when I stayed at Aunt Jean's house.
01:02:52That's not a bad thing.
01:02:53That's an accident.
01:02:56Maggie!
01:02:58We're sleeping up here tonight.
01:03:00Why?
01:03:01Because I said so.
01:03:04Okay, bossy.
01:03:06I brought Ted.
01:03:16We're sleeping.
01:03:19I was sleeping.
01:03:35It's too late.
01:03:37I've been sleeping I've never missed.
01:03:39Please now.
01:03:39You have to sleep.
01:03:41I'll have to sleep.
01:03:41What's the night?
01:03:45I've been sleeping.
01:03:45I lost my sleep.
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:24I can't sleep.
01:04:26Me neither.
01:04:31Me neither.
01:04:34I guess no one can sleep tonight.
01:04:38Tell us a story.
01:04:40You tell me a story.
01:04:43You start.
01:05:00Once upon a time
01:05:04in a country far away
01:05:09there were four children
01:05:13who ran away from home.
01:05:15Without their parents?
01:05:18They didn't have any parents.
01:05:26They sailed far out to sea
01:05:30past the last known country
01:05:33into uncharted waters
01:05:35where no adult had ever been
01:05:39until they reached their destination
01:05:41Childland.
01:05:44This would make a good novel.
01:05:52One I'd like to read.
01:05:54Everywhere there were pizza shops
01:05:56and bakeries
01:05:58and bowling alleys
01:06:00and swimming pools.
01:06:01You seem to be enjoying yourself.
01:06:03What's wrong with that?
01:06:04Then she started noticing
01:06:06there were lots of 16-year-olds
01:06:08but no 17-year-olds.
01:06:09Finally a kid told her
01:06:11they get too old for child length
01:06:12so we put them to sleep.
01:06:14Otherwise they would become grown-ups
01:06:16and take over the country.
01:06:17You cannot just do
01:06:19whatever you please.
01:06:21Watch me.
01:06:39Well
01:06:40I guess we're in this together
01:06:41aren't we?
01:06:59So she went underground
01:07:00and joined the resistance movement
01:07:02that was trying to save the lives
01:07:03of teenagers in captivity.
01:07:07But the other kids wanted to find her
01:07:09and get back together.
01:07:09She sent them a message
01:07:10in code.
01:07:13Every number
01:07:14stood for a different letter.
01:07:16The message said
01:07:20Maggie
01:07:23I want you to come downstairs.
01:07:33I'll be back soon.
01:07:38Go to sleep.
01:07:40Maggie
01:08:05Don't do this.
01:08:07Maggie
01:08:08Your mother is trying
01:08:09to destroy this family.
01:08:11Please Martin
01:08:11leave her out of it.
01:08:13I want her to see
01:08:14how much she's hurting you.
01:08:16You want to be a family
01:08:17don't you?
01:08:19You want a mother?
01:08:21Martin
01:08:21it's too late for all this.
01:08:23It's not too late.
01:08:25We are still a family.
01:08:29Tell her Maggie.
01:08:35Tell her.
01:08:47Tell her.
01:08:52You tell him.
01:08:55It's your baby.
01:08:59It's your baby.
01:09:02I want to be a father.
01:09:11Dad, no!
01:09:12No!
01:09:13No!
01:09:14Son of a bitch!
01:09:15Lisa, no!
01:09:16No!
01:09:16Chris!
01:09:16Stop it!
01:09:17What?
01:09:18No!
01:09:19No!
01:09:20No!
01:09:21No!
01:09:25No!
01:09:26No!
01:09:28No!
01:09:31No!
01:09:33No!
01:09:38No!
01:10:36We have to finish the story.
01:10:39They had to escape, all of them.
01:10:41And get to the boat.
01:10:47Okay.
01:10:54She sent them a message in code.
01:11:06The message said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:11:12But she couldn't stay.
01:11:21She couldn't stay.
01:11:22She couldn't stay.
01:11:25She couldn't stay.
01:11:27She couldn't stay.
01:11:27She couldn't stay.
01:11:30She couldn't stay.
01:11:31She couldn't stay.
01:11:34She couldn't stay.
01:11:38She couldn't stay.
01:11:44She couldn't stay.
01:11:45She couldn't stay.
01:11:49She couldn't stay.
01:11:50She couldn't stay.
01:11:55She couldn't stay.
01:12:22She couldn't stay.
01:12:25of cloth, bits and pieces she tore from her clothes and left a trail for the kids to follow.
01:12:58It led them to the edge of a deep hole, so deep they couldn't see the bottom.
01:13:05They fell and fell and just when they thought they would never stop falling, they landed
01:13:16at the entrance to a secret tunnel and they could hear the sound of the ocean.
01:13:27Sorry.
01:14:24Yay!
01:14:39All right.
01:14:57So they ran through the tunnel, and got to the boat, and pushed off from the dock, and
01:15:08sailed away, and they lived happily ever after.
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