00:04Let me hear you say your line. Let me hear you say it. The new WWE champion is Kenny. Come
00:12on, say it, Joey. Say it. With spirit. How about if we just do our jobs, King, call a wrestling
00:20match. Come on, Joey. Let's show some spirit. Come on. Listen, if you were in the ECW, you'd be showing
00:28that spirit. I can hear it now.
00:30Oh, my God. Come on, Joey. Do it. If this was ECW, I wouldn't be working with a hat like
00:40you. Oh, you know what? No, no, no. That's good, Joey. That's showing some spirit. You're finally showing some spirit.
00:51I like that. King. You want to see some spirit?
01:03That's not for spirit. That's not for spirit.
01:08That's not for spirit.
01:09That's good, Joey. We like spirit.
01:17You little idiot.
01:32Come on, Joey. Do it.
01:35Come on, Joey. Do it.
01:49If this was ECW, I wouldn't be working with a hat like you.
01:58Oh, you know what? No, no, no. That's good, Joey. That's showing some spirit.
02:03You're finally showing some spirit. I like that.
02:11King, you want to see some spirit?
02:13Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:15Oh, yeah. That's not for spirit, huh? That's not for spirit.
02:23That's good, Joey. We like spirit.
02:31You little idiot.
02:45Let me just say this. During the break, I apologize to the fans here. Right now, I want to take
02:53this opportunity to apologize to you, Joey Styles. My fault. Just trying to have a little fun. It got out
02:59of hand. I'm sorry. Come back out. And let's finish the rest of the game.
03:03Let's finish the rest of this show. My bad. Come on, Joey. Come on, Joey. Come on back out here.
03:18come on
03:26you want to apologize
03:29like nothing happened
03:30like you didn't knock me on my ass
03:32in front of millions of people worldwide
03:34and I'm going to come down there
03:36and work with you
03:39I'm not coming back
03:41and now
03:43thanks to the magic
03:44of live television
03:46I'm going to show the whole world
03:49why for seven years
03:50in ECW
03:52I was the unscripted
03:54uncensored
03:55loose cannon of commentary
04:02six months ago
04:05WWE
04:06called me
04:08I didn't call this company
04:10because I was looking for a job
04:12I didn't need a job
04:14WWE called me
04:16because they had humiliated
04:19and fired
04:20again
04:21Jim Ross
04:26so I get JR's spot
04:28and from week one
04:31week after week
04:33I've got an ongoing lecture
04:35about the differences
04:36in professional wrestling
04:39and sports entertainment
04:45I'm not allowed to say pro wrestling
04:48I'm not allowed to say wrestler
04:49I have to say sports entertainment
04:51and refer to the wrestlers as superstars
04:57I'm told to deliberately
05:00ignore the moves and the holds
05:03during the matches
05:04so I can tell stories
05:06well ignoring the moves
05:09and the holds
05:10is damn insulting
05:11to the athletes
05:13the wrestlers
05:14not the entertainers
05:16who leave their families
05:19300 days a year
05:22to ply their craft
05:24in that ring
05:27so here's the best part
05:29because I'm not a sports entertainment
05:32storyteller
05:33I get pulled from Wrestlemania
05:36and the reason I'm given is
05:38is because I don't sound like Jim Ross
05:41who's the guy they fired in the first place
05:44that makes sense right
05:46so I swallow the bitter pill
05:48I'm a company guy
05:49I get bumped from Wrestlemania
05:52then I get bumped
05:53from backlash
05:57I'm not good enough to call backlash
05:59in ECW
06:02I called live pay-per-views
06:05on my own
06:06solo
06:07no color commentators
06:09dragging me down
06:10wasn't done before me
06:12hasn't been done since
06:16but I'm not good enough to call backlash
06:19because I'm not a sports entertainment
06:22storyteller
06:24well you know what
06:26I am sick
06:27of sports entertainment
06:29I am sick
06:31of male cheerleaders
06:33I am sick
06:35of boogers
06:36and bathroom humor
06:38and semen
06:39and I am sick
06:40of our chairman
06:43who likes to talk about
06:45his own semen
06:46he mocks God
06:48he mocks God
06:50and makes out with the divas
06:52all to feed his own insatiable ego
06:56I am sick
06:58of sports entertainment
07:00and most of all
07:02I'm sick of you fans
07:05who actually buy into that crap
07:07this sports entertainment circus
07:16I never needed this job
07:18and I don't want this job anymore
07:25I quit
07:27I quit
07:27I quit
07:27I quit
07:28I quit
07:29I quit
07:30I quit
