00:03I've been in the shower naked with a man before.
00:08Are you copulating?
00:10We are.
00:20The holy church in Germany is in grave danger.
00:23We are losing more than a million members each year.
00:26The Pope has tasked me on a mission to win back some of those lost souls
00:32who have strayed away from the righteous path.
00:35I was sent here to the Berlin Music Video Awards,
00:38which apparently hosts a lot of non-believers.
00:43I can already hear the hellish music from inside.
00:46Let's see what's going on.
00:54Fuck the Pope! Fuck the Pope!
00:57We have found our first sinner.
00:59Are you not afraid to go to hell?
01:01No, actually I'm not afraid.
01:04I appreciate to go to hell because in heaven I don't think that I meet somebody that's close to me.
01:14Hell is a very bad place.
01:17You will suffer for eternity.
01:19No, actually I think in hell I meet my friends.
01:22I think he is beyond rescue.
01:24In any case, God will forgive you.
01:27You just need to...
01:30You're just a priest.
01:32I'm a holy person, bitch.
01:34It's worse than I thought.
01:36I don't know if we can rescue these people here.
01:38Do you believe in God?
01:40Of course not.
01:43No?
01:44No.
01:45Then I cannot expect you to see you on church on Sunday, I think.
01:49Yes, of course.
01:51Maybe crush the party.
01:52I don't know.
01:53I don't know.
01:53Are you interested in exorcism?
01:56I have a lot of experience.
01:59Of course.
02:00Can we go to the dark room together?
02:02Yes.
02:03I will bring my holy water.
02:05Oh, really good.
02:06I'm in.
02:07I think it's time to find out what the youth of today is listening to.
02:12We will see the screening inside.
02:14Alright.
02:14Let's go.
02:16My.
02:16God.
02:39Applauding for this indecency.
02:42It's a demon.
02:43Do you believe in God?
02:45No.
02:46No?
02:47No.
02:47Why not?
02:48Because I'm Jewish.
02:51Oh my God.
02:53Another demon.
02:54Repent.
02:55Repent.
02:57Help me God.
02:58We need to live.
03:00This show was put on by the devil himself.
03:03This place is beyond saving.
03:04I am.
03:05I am.
03:06I am appalled.
03:07And deeply saddened about what is going on inside.
03:11I cannot.
03:11I cannot watch this anymore.
03:13Let's see if we can save some salt out here.
03:18There are sinners talking about us.
03:20They look like sinners.
03:21Let's investigate.
03:23What brings you to this unholy place, may I ask?
03:26He's running.
03:26He's running.
03:44He's running.
03:45The sins.
03:46That's not the kind of punishment I'm looking for.
03:49What kind of punishment are you looking for?
03:52If I have to tell you then you don't know.
03:55God has sent us holy water to cleanse this place.
03:59I cannot believe sinners.
04:02Let's go father.
04:08God will not forgive them for this.
04:11Are you enjoying this?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Mr. Cordless is good.
04:15You are going to hell for this.
04:18Aren't you afraid?
04:19Yes.
04:19I go to hell.
04:22I think we cannot rescue him.
04:25Tell me your darkest secret and I will forgive you.
04:28I was using the toilet here.
04:32What did you do on the toilet?
04:34I was in contact with the toilet.
04:36Did you cooperate with the toilet?
04:38You are forgiven.
04:40I hope I will see you in church on Sunday.
04:43I will go to the synagogue.
04:45We have sinners here.
04:46They want to confess.
04:48What is you want to confess?
04:50I'm here with my friend and we really want to have a threesome.
04:54A threesome?
04:55Yes.
04:55This is not approved by God.
04:57Why?
04:58It's against marriage.
04:59God said that.
05:00Yes, God said that.
05:01When?
05:01Are you cooperating?
05:02Yes.
05:03Are you married?
05:04No, we're not.
05:05Then this is a sin.
05:07Confess and you will be forgiven.
05:09I've been in the shower naked with a man before.
05:12That should be there, here.
05:14The way we want.
05:15Yes.
05:16Threesome.
05:17We want to meet a slave and we want to take turns.
05:21Is this the reason you came to this unholy place?
05:23Yes, yes.
05:24We came to church for this, you know.
05:26This is not church.
05:27The devil has taken over this place.
05:29Are you cooperating?
05:58We are.
06:00It's right here.
06:01Yeah.
06:02I think you fucked children.
06:05Father.
06:06Because God is not against cooperating.
06:10It's all about spreading the faith and the semen in a safe environment.
06:15All right.
06:15That sounds actually pretty nice.
06:17Yes.
06:18Still, I think I got a problem with just believing in one entity, you know.
06:23In what?
06:24In one entity.
06:25What is that?
06:25Entity.
06:26Like one person.
06:29You're a good soul.
06:30You're a good soul.
06:32Are you afraid to go to hell?
06:34I once had a dream that I was going to hell on the little, you know, the little thing
06:39when you go skiing and you go up to the snow with people.
06:43And we were going to hell and we were going down and it was actually very exciting.
06:48Exciting?
06:48Why was it exciting?
06:50It was like going to a festival.
06:51We had no idea what it was going to be, but we were very excited.
06:54But you will suffer for eternity there.
06:57How can you be excited about that?
06:59My subconscious was saying hell was kind of cool.
07:08Thank you so much.
07:09These are two amazing awards.
07:12This one is cool, but this one is even better.
07:15I will share with my teammates.
07:17What made you decide to make such a hellish music video?
07:21I had the phrase that it was, I don't know how to dance, but I always try to do it.
07:28And then I just developed, starting from this.
07:31Are you not afraid to go to hell for this?
07:34Not at all.
07:35Not at all.
07:35I love the hell.
07:36It's a very bad place.
07:37You will suffer for eternity.
07:39Yeah, but it's warm.
07:40You know, in heaven you still don't know how it is the weather, but you know that in hell
07:45you can chill, warm, you have fire, you can do grilled stuff.
07:58Let me ask you, are you enjoying this hellish music?
08:02Yes, I really enjoy it, but it could be faster.
08:04It could be faster than I would even more enjoy it.
08:07Do you believe in God?
08:09I am a proud non-believer.
08:11I state it now.
08:12Are you not afraid to go to hell?
08:15No.
08:17If you don't repent your sins, you will be there suffering for eternity.
08:22I think it can't be worse than it is here, so whatever, you know.
08:26I think Berlin is pretty close to hell already.
08:30I'm glad that I don't have to stay and I can go back to the real heaven that is Bavaria.
08:36Forgive me, Father, because I have sinned.
08:39Repent!
08:39The devil is calling me!
08:41No!
08:42No, no!
08:43I have sinned, Father!
08:44I have sinned!
08:45Please, please forgive me!
08:47I have touched the devil!
08:48Can I expect you to see you in church on Sunday?
08:51No.
08:51No!
08:52You know what we say?
08:53God's party is the best party!
08:57Yeah!
08:58Will I see you on church this Sunday?
09:00Yes, for sure.
09:01Yes.
09:01Yes?
09:02Yes.
09:02I was just telling my friend inside how we're going to go to church on Sunday.
09:05It's a counteract what we're seeing today.
09:07Because God's party is the best party.
09:10I agree, I agree with you.
09:11Thank you so much, Father.
09:12Thank you so much.
09:13Will you also be coming to our church on Sunday?
09:16Sure, sure, Father, sure.
09:18Okay, that's nice to hear.
09:20Could you find us a sex slave?
09:24Will I see you in church on Sunday?
09:26No.
09:27Okay, let's do a pact like you eat some ships and I will come to the church.
09:31Okay.
09:32This will seal the bond.
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