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00:00Ismajani ya beinti, inti loo siketilo hiisook fiya
00:03لا طبعا عادل انا ببس كتلوش
00:08ازاي يعني مايجيبليكيش هدايا فعيد ميلادك
00:10طب اسمعي بس اسمعي بس انا مثلا النهاردة عيد جوازي التاسع
00:15يقدر عادل مايجيبليش هدايا
00:19لا
00:21طب بص يا لبنة
00:23اسمعي بس اسمعي
00:24انا حقفل داتي عادل جيه ومخبي ورا دهر وحاجة
00:27هقولك بعدين بس ما تنسيش تعمل انا قدرك عليه
00:30سلام سلام
00:35كل سلام انت طيب يا حبيبتي
00:38انت طيب يا روحي
00:40مرسي ده حلو خالص
00:42ده بقى اللي اتعلقيه في عربيتك الجديدة
00:46عادل اتجبتلي عربية مرسي يا خبير انا اخليك لي يا روح
00:49حبيبتي انا بحبك قبص يعني مش لدرجة عربية اهونا تجنمت
00:53لا طبعا عوماد ده لطيف قوي يا حبيبي
00:56بقولك يا عادل هو ده بكام بعشرة الجميع
00:59يا حبيبتي كده هتقطعيه خلي بالك خلي بالك
01:02عموما هديتك الكبيرة النهاردة بالليل
01:05ممم الارنوب
01:07حبيبتي انا بحبك قبص مش لدرجة ارنوب
01:10النهاردة بالليل بعد ما خلص شغل
01:13هاخدك ونروح برا لوحدينا
01:18لوحدينا
01:19حبيبتي انت قلقتي ليه انت مراطي عادي جدا يعني
01:22نخرج بقى لوحدينا
01:24نخرج
01:25ونعيش برا على موسيقى لسلوء الصاخبة
01:30نرقص لوحدينا ونأكل لوحدينا ونتكلم لوحدينا
01:35اه اه اه طوصل تقول ان احنا هنروح للمؤطم
01:38لا المؤطم ده كان زمان قبل ما نتجوز احنا خلاص بقى نتجوزنا
01:42هنخرج بقى لمكان هدي
01:44اخلى الشغل اخدك ونروح بقى هنعد
01:47على موسيقى لسلوء
01:50ياه هيبقى حتة يوم
01:53ياه بقى انجرت الشقة مفروشة
01:55كده يا حبيبتي يبقى انحراف
01:58بقولك على موسيقى لسلوء اضواء الشموع
02:01ياه دليا الشقة مفياش كهربة
02:03انت مفياش دماغي غير شقة
02:04بقولك انا وانت هنروح نقعد عن نيل
02:07بس اهم حاجة محدش يعرف خالص
02:11اه عشان نبقى براحتنا والوحدينا
02:15ايوه
02:15معاك بقى متين جنيه سالاف
02:18ليه
02:19عشان نبقى الوحدينا
02:23ايه الجوازكو عملوا عيد من امتى
02:26على كده بقى النهاردة يا جازة رسمية
02:29اهي فرصة اجس ومروحش المدرسة
02:31هي فرصة لكل العائل في المدرسة انك انت ما تروح لهمش خالص
02:35بطلي نفسانة بقى يا سناء
02:36ايه ايه ايه ايه ايه
02:38نفسانة ونفس اللي يا سعادل
02:40من كتر السعادة اللي انا شايفاكو غرقانين فيها دي
02:43انت عارف يا عادل
02:44انا لو قلت يا جواز
02:45السماء دي حتمطر عرسان
02:47يا سلام
02:49ده ايه المبالغة دي
02:50يعني انت لو قلت يا جواز
02:52السماء تمطر ومش مطر عادية
02:54تمطر عرسان كمان
02:55طب قولي كده يا جواز قولي يا جواز
02:57ما ليش ما زك تمطر النهار ده هات من اخر يا عادل
03:00ايش معنى يعني السنة دي بتحتفله
03:02ما انت كل سنة ما بتحتفلش
03:04يا ماما احنا كل سنة بنحتفل بعيد جوازنا بس ما كناش بنقول لكم
03:08وطالما قلت لنا السنة دي بقى انت عايز حاجة عايز ايه
03:11اه عايز
03:13عايز ما تعملوش اي مشاكل النهار
03:15ايه عشان النهار ده عيد جوازي انا وعادة
03:17ومن فضلكم ما تقولوش لحد عشان مش عايز حد يعرف
03:20ليه بقى يا اختي وانتو بتجوازين في السر
03:22لا لا انها جوازة عرة
03:24انتي تخرسي خالص
03:25وده بقى ان شاء الله بتحتفله بي ازاي
03:28عادي يعني زي اي اتنين متجوازين
03:30يعني بيجيبولو طرطة ولا بيطفولو شمع
03:33يمكن بيتباحوا فيه اهي فرصة انطلع حاجة للغلابة
03:36بنسحر مع بعض في حيطة رومانسية
03:38وساعات بنجيب لبعض هدايا
03:40وهي جابتلك هدية
03:43لا لسه بس اكيد محضرها لي مفاجأة كبيرة جدا
03:46تبدوه وصغير
03:47يا ما جاب الغراب لومه
03:49هم امتين جنيه
03:51هستلفهم ورجعهم على طول
03:53عشان اكمل علم معايا واقدر اصهارة
03:55بحيطة كويسة يا ماما
03:56كان بودي يا حبيبي اسلفك
03:58لكن اليد قصيرة والعين بصيرة اعمل ايه
04:01السناء
04:02كان بودي يا حبيبي اسلفك بس اعمل احنا في اخر الشعر
04:05حد قالب تتجوزها في اخر الشعر
04:07بانتو اللي حددتو معاد الفرحة
04:09ايه لا يا حبيبتي
04:10ده ابو كان لا يرحمه عملها وغار
04:12ماما انا مش عايزة اتجوز في اخر الشهر
04:15انا عايزة بقى اتجوز في اوله
04:16مش لما تتنييلي تتجوزي الاول
04:18انا منفسنا
04:21يا عادل
04:22مين الحيوان اللي قال كده
04:24انا لو قلت يا جواز
04:26يا نهرب ياض انتي بس السماء
04:28تمطر عرسان على طول
04:30ومش تمطر عرسانه بس تتمطر عرسان
04:33بالمعزيم بالبوفي
04:34بالزفة بسعد الصغير
04:36بكله
04:39ربنا خليك لي يا سناء يا اختي
04:41يا حبيبتي يا جميلة
04:42هردهملك باذن الله اول عيد جواز
04:45ليك
04:45يبقى مش ناوي تردهم ابدا
05:15ايه دا؟
05:17ربنا خليك ماشي
05:19وانا يعناه ليك يعني انت عارف
05:21مع السلامة
05:23ايه دا؟ ايه دا؟ ايه دا؟
05:25يا عم انت متتحيلش على حد
05:27يا عم ومتشكريني عم مغوري وبتاع
05:29يا عم انت ابن عم رامزي
05:31ما تكسفنش اكتر من كده بقا
05:33لا يا عم انت الترابيزة اللي في دماغك هتجيه
05:36لكونت حاطت رجل على رجل
05:37وانا حاطت رجل على رجل
05:39ايه دا عشان انا ابن عم رامزي يعني
05:42طبعا يا دي شواء يا دولة
05:43دا انا فيه ناس حفيت ورايه
05:45علشان ابقى ابن خليتهم مساء
05:46لا دا الحمد لله ان انا نفت بحكاية ابن عم دي
05:49ودي يا سيدي اهو
05:51رجل على رجل
05:54السلام عليك
05:56ايه دا؟ معقولة؟
05:57ماشينا برد مش رؤية العروسة؟
05:59لا ما انا قلتلك يا ابني في الدولة اللي فوق
06:01مدأسفين يا فن
06:03يا عم شيلت رجلك ليه يا دولة؟
06:06او لا ما قلتليش ب noticeable يا عم
06:08الترابيزة دي اللي انت محتاجة اللي انت
06:10وبيعت الة عفش ولا ايه؟
06:12النهاردة يا سيدي عيد جوازنا
06:14التاسع انا ورانيا
06:15ايه دا؟ عيد جوازك انت
06:17ورانيا في نفس اليوم؟
06:19وظبطتها اى ازاي دا دولة؟
06:20اه افهم يا زاكي
06:22اه انا اناผى انا اسف ان انا اضبطتك
06:25افهم يا غبي ايه؟
06:27النهاردة
06:27انا ورانيا عيد جوازنا التاسع
06:30يعني من تجوزنا انا وهي
06:32او sort
06:34I mean, this is a
06:34This is not a single time for 9 years
06:39Why did he not come before that?
06:41It's a good thing
06:42The important thing is that he came,
06:44I mean,
06:44Alhamdulillah,
06:45And he was also a good thing
06:46Well, you know,
06:47I mean,
06:48This is the only thing that
06:50I'm going to get rid of it
06:51With that I understand it before I get rid of it
06:53If you're talking about it,
06:55You'll understand it
06:56Or this is the one that will make you
06:58be a good guy
06:58I mean,
06:59I mean,
07:01This is a
07:02I mean, it's not true.
07:04Yes, it's not true.
07:06First of all, why is it?
07:09You know what I mean?
07:10What do you think?
07:12What do you think?
07:13That 5 seconds left from my age and I'm talking with you
07:16are not coming back to another.
07:18Yes, what do you think?
07:20No, I don't think I'm going to think about it.
07:22Look at all of them, you're like this
07:24and you're not going to think about it.
07:26Look at all of them, I'm going to teach you
07:28the best Trabiza in Egypt.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Yes, I'm going to tell you.
07:37Do you like to call me in the oven?
07:38You're going to call me in the oven?
07:39I'm going to call you in the oven.
07:41I want you to call me.
07:42I want you to call me.
07:43What are you doing?
07:45I'm going to tell you my daughter.
07:51No, no, you're going to make me a gun.
07:54What do you do?
07:56What do you do?
07:56Your daughter, you want me to carry me
07:58the water and the water and the water?
08:00Are you ready?
08:01Is that the water and water?
08:02Isn't that anything?
08:03Why did you say that?
08:06I didn't get it.
08:07The water and water again!
08:09That's the water and water again!
08:11It's that water.
08:11Why did you get this water again?
08:13What do you do?
08:17The water and water again!
08:24What do you do?
08:25It's the phone!
08:26It's the phone!
08:28It's the phone!
08:29No!
08:30I went to the house!
08:31There was no one in front of me!
08:34There was no one in front of me!
08:36He didn't know how to handle my eyes!
08:37This is not easy!
08:38You are just that here!
08:39You are right, there!
08:40She is a job!
08:44I'm having these issues!
08:45My love!
08:47Oh my god, he's done with me!
08:47This is really the public...
08:50You are funny!
08:52I...
08:54I'm going to be like this
08:55I'm going to make you
08:57I'm going to be like a baby
08:59I'm going to be like a baby
08:59Watch me?
09:00Look at you
09:00But you're going to give me this
09:03If you're gonna be one day
09:04Why do you want to be the first one
09:05Then I'll be the second one
09:06Hey there
09:07What's the choice for?
09:08I'm not sure you want me to be a man
09:09Oh
09:10I'm going to be
09:11We're going to be
09:11We're going to be
09:12We're going to be
09:13We're going to be
09:25Oh God!
09:27Oh God!
09:29Be sure to apply it!
09:29At the same time you know your daughter is going to go to a house
09:31And the woman will start to be an genesis
09:33And the woman will be to her
09:34She's must?
09:36Her daughter is supposed to be to be married at the same time
09:38To be married at the same time
09:39She should be married with her
09:40As a friend she is
09:42Of course, if she is married, she is a woman
09:45She is a man
09:45No, she doesn't have a relationship with her
09:48Because her mother will not be forgiven
09:50Nobody will let her go!
09:52I'll get you to tell her.
09:53Thank you, honey!
09:56Howdy! You're saying that mother isn't a saint that I'm not a saint?
10:00I haven't said that I'm a saint, but as long as you're saying that you are not a saint.
10:04You know you guys know you to understand.
10:06The well you're saying, you're on your own, because you're saying you're a saint you're a saint.
10:09You're an expert.
10:11I'm giving you the best friend of mine, you're doing your own, and you're trying to enjoy heaven.
10:14Oh my God, this is the best friend that I will not be born with you!
10:17Thanks a lot, honey.
10:18my friends
10:19I'm here
10:20I can't
10:22No
10:23No
10:24No
10:24I was
10:25I don't know
10:26How did I live
10:27Why do I have to live?
10:28No
10:28I live my fucking host
10:29You're with me
10:30You're with me
10:30Not that I want to get married
10:31And not that I want to get married
10:31You love me
10:31Life
10:34You're with my family
10:45Any place you love with me will be good, it's important to me, it's important that I'm with you
10:50My daughter is so good! My daughter is so good!
10:52My daughter is so good! My daughter is so good!
10:55But your daughter is so good! And your daughter is so good!
10:57My daughter is so good!
11:00Rania!
11:01You!
11:02There's a place I love you!
11:09My daughter!
11:09You've got a house!
11:10I'll put you in a house!
11:15You're ready!
11:17You're right!
11:17You're right!
11:18You're right!
11:18You're right!
11:18That's the real person that you have!
11:23Wait!
11:24What's the matter?
11:27What are you talking about?
11:30Oh, what are you talking about?
11:30Oh, I'm talking about you!
11:33Oh, you're talking about me!
11:33You're talking about me!
11:36No!
11:37No!
11:37No, I'm not!
11:38I'm not!
11:39I'm not!
11:40I'm not!
11:40I'm not!
11:41I'm not!
11:44I'm not!
11:58When you were to leave, I would be in you.
12:03Why are you?
12:04No, I'm not!
12:07I love you, I love you, but you're not!
12:08You're not!
12:09I'm not!
12:11But you can't get married with me!
12:15But who you love?
12:17You're not!
12:19I'm not!
12:20I'm not!
12:23You're not!
12:27I'm not!
12:35You're not!
12:38Don't let me avoid things like that
12:39You'll be taking an lavish work from us
12:40And I'm not Hattiness.
12:45It's like that!
12:46Oh, I'm not stora Cannes!
12:49Too late!
12:49How dare you!
12:51This guy's pourquoi we got our son!
12:53I haven't done anything!
12:54There isn't anything else!
12:54You don't know what so am I gonna leave them better!
12:59Moms, Moms...
13:01Where are you?
13:06Where are you?
13:08Where are you?
13:09Where's your daughter?
13:11Where are you?
13:12Of course, you don't know where.
13:14Where's your daughter?
13:15Where's your daughter?
13:17You are?
13:20You are...
13:21Ya, I'm sorry!
13:23My daughter is not a sister or a sister
13:25She can be a sister
13:26but it's your life, it's your life!
13:28It's your fault!
13:29It's your fault!
13:31It's your fault!
13:32It's your fault!
13:33You're listening to my mom!
13:35I'm sorry!
13:37I feel like I'm a traitor!
13:40I love to bring you back!
13:45What's wrong with you?
13:46I'll see you!
13:47I'll do it!
13:49Just wait!
13:50Just wait!
13:51Just wait!
13:51Just wait!
13:51What's wrong with you?
13:53This is just the person that's his fault.
13:55Soon the other day is unfair!
13:57Days like these days are supposed to have competition!
14:01A week that's the one who's brained during an watery day...
14:03That's not how normal!"
14:07But your values are tried!
14:10Somebody feelings about how speed we all have!
14:12You want to varietza!
14:19You're with me!
14:20Don't let me know why!
14:21You're with me!
14:22No, not me!
14:23You're with me!
14:23I want you!
14:24You're with me, my God!
14:26So, you're not going to get upset with me.
14:29And we'll let you figure out.
14:31After!
14:32After!
14:33After!
14:33After!
14:33At the end, I just need you!
14:34You're going to turn on your glasses and get back, and get back from this .
14:39What?
14:39What?
14:40What are you going to let them get back and get back?
14:42What do you want?
14:44You're going to turn on your glasses!
14:45I'm going to go back.
14:47You can't see it! You can't see it!
14:49You don't have a sense or a sense!
14:50You're going to take a look!
14:52You're going to take a look like this!
14:54All 9 years ago, they come!
14:56Come on!
14:58What's your look?
14:59Come on!
15:01Come on, you guys!
15:06What's your view?
15:09Why do you want a look like this?
15:10You have two pieces of hair with a different hair
15:12and a little bit of hair.
15:23I'll say you're a girl, but I don't realize what happened to you.
15:28Don't say anything, I'm not a girl, I know you're a girl.
15:32Don't say you are.
15:35No, no, no, no, no.
15:37What are you doing today?
15:39That's it!
15:41Yes!
15:42I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:45No, no, no, we're going to go to the museum.
15:48We've agreed that we're going to make a very romantic,
15:53very romantic and beautiful place in Egypt.
15:56Okay?
15:57Let's go!
15:58Let's go!
16:09Let's go!
16:10Let's go!
16:11Let's go!
16:15Let's go!
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