00:10and that's the moray
00:14let the word go forth
00:16with the kids going for the summer
00:18we have snuggled in every room
00:20in the house
00:21thank you camp crusty
00:23uh now simpson
00:25we received an anonymous call about a gong
00:27can't a man enjoy the company of his wife
00:30and his own son's treehouse
00:31what you didn't see the sign
00:33hmm
00:34well that's just some nonsense kid road chief
00:37i can't believe it's been six weeks
00:39since we've seen the kids
00:40oh i wonder if bart has a mustache
00:46i have lemon lime disease
00:48the basketball teams were skin versus bone
00:52oh my poor poor babies
00:54do you know what kids get after a scary
00:57experience
00:57ice cream
00:59no
01:00counseling
01:01oh
01:03now kids
01:04how bad could it have really been
01:06hey doc i'm fine
01:08but other kids in my generation
01:09i love them but they're total wusses
01:11now you all need to decompress
01:13so it is essential you to not go right back to school
01:17no school
01:18no school
01:19on second thought i'm fine
01:21look i can sit with my chair turned around
01:23just like you
01:25mrs simpson
01:26i would watch him very closely for the next couple of days
01:29jeez
01:30i was thinking about taking him shopping for school clothes
01:36okay time to fake me some ptsd
01:44and maybe bloodshot eyes
01:48oh they'll be fine
01:50marge
01:50children and summer are natural enemies
01:53now why don't we mix things up
01:55mom
01:56dad
01:57i'm scared
01:59i can't sleep
02:02i'm sorry homie
02:03bart's ten
02:04that could be the last tear that ever comes out of him
02:07he's sleeping here
02:08marge
02:10frulee-foo rendezvous at the dog's bed
02:12i can't move
02:14his head's on my arm
02:17can't sleep
02:18can't snuggle
02:19gonna do the unthinkable
02:20homie what do you mean
02:22gonna go to work early
02:23this pamphlet on trauma they gave bart is very alarming
02:27loss of appetite
02:28thousand yards there
02:30not hungry
02:31where are you looking
02:33a thousand yards away
02:34oh no school for you young man
02:39mom can i have a jelly bean sandwich for lunch
02:42how about a fruit salad
02:44fruit
02:46what's the matter
02:47that's what they served at camp
02:49fine
02:49fine jelly beans
02:51jeez
02:52there's a lot of spaces when you get in early
02:54jeez
02:54there's a lot of donuts when you get in early
03:06what's he doing
03:06he's reading
03:19oh my god i really am traumatized
03:22i need help
03:23i had an actual nightmare
03:26about camp crusty
03:27there was a body
03:28in a red life vest
03:29what else do you remember
03:31we were canoeing
03:32we were in a storm
03:40excuse me coming through working out issues
03:42boom shakalaka
03:43i was at camp crusty too
03:45you don't see me freaking out every time i see
03:48red vest red vest
03:52made you breakfast
03:53i also made reservations for mother's day
03:55i know it's three months away but you can't book too early
04:01who's that guy
04:02i don't know
04:03uh mr smithers i uh
04:06i noticed the plant's free subscription to nuclear safety magazine was hitting the six month mark
04:11they're gonna start charging us the full newsstand price
04:14and no one pays those prices nice catch simpson
04:32excellent
04:33i'm giving you a raise
04:35more money
04:36but that's more than i make now
04:38you've done so well simpson
04:40i'm giving you your own trapdoor button
04:42oh thank you
04:49maggie's asleep and the kids are still having fun at the park with grandpa
04:55marge no i've pledged my abstinence
04:58no you've never said no
05:02hmm
05:04hmm
05:05hmm
05:05oh
05:07men have accomplished
05:08unbelievable things when they've denied themselves whoopee
05:12the pointy pyramids of egypt
05:14the duomo which i now know is a thing
05:16you don't name a company microsoft when you're getting some
05:20oh boy
05:22welcome marge
05:23homer
05:24no need to take your pants off
05:25it's not what you think i just had a big lunch
05:28just a series of questions for now
05:30do you self-gratify
05:32yes i do everything but masturbate
05:35you know this all started with our poor kids traumatized by a budget summer camp
05:40what you must do is return your children to this camp
05:43and face down their demons
05:45my kids are a mess
05:47homer's turned into the man i've always wanted
05:50which i don't really want
05:51and for some reason we're going back to camp crusty
05:58what happened to this place
06:02what happened to this place
06:05oh uh crusty cut his losses by partnering with caligula's world family entertainment
06:10they redid the whole place as an adult spa
06:13who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
06:16hey bart bart now's our chance to break out of here
06:20but i'm four loops away from finishing my pot holder
06:23ow
06:31bart i've seen that shed before
06:33hey i know your life is boring but you don't have to advertise it
06:42hard to concentrate with waves gently lapping on the shore
06:46i think i still want the old you
06:50everyone down below the belt move move move don't leave anything up here
06:54we will not be back
06:55i'm remembering now we were trying to escape by canoe
06:58but there was another kid with us
07:00you're right
07:02his name was charlie
07:03we tipped over in the rapids
07:06oh my god charlie didn't come back up
07:09these children would like to report a traumatic incident on the property
07:13huh
07:15poor charlie
07:16charlie did he have a red vest
07:19yes
07:22charlie
07:23so many stars
07:25ever wonder how many worlds are out there homie
07:28pizza
07:29one pizza
07:30and you
07:32that's my man
07:38next on
07:39i was working undercover as a spy for departures magazine
07:43they are everywhere
07:45anyway when the canoe flipped i made my getaway
07:47but you didn't have your life vest
07:49i'm a grown-up i can swim and vote
07:53you
