00:00This is our private property, so we can't film out here.
00:01Pardon?
00:02This is our private property, so we can't film out here.
00:04Uh, I didn't know that, but I have a project I have to finish.
00:07Okay, perfect. We just can't do it here.
00:08I got it.
00:09Okay, so you legally cannot do it here?
00:11Really? What's that law? I didn't know that.
00:14Can you ask me to leave?
00:17There's no need to escalate things. We will call the cops.
00:19Me escalate?
00:20You can call the cops.
00:20You can call them if you want. I gotta finish my project.
00:23You can't film the customers.
00:24I have to.
00:25Who says that? What law is that?
00:27I do not want you to film me.
00:28Well, just don't tell anybody.
00:30I'm not gonna tell anybody.
00:30Or pretend we're not here.
00:31I have to.
00:32You don't have to.
00:33Oh, I sure do.
00:34Oh, shit.
00:34Yeah? What, are you gonna just come here and try to attack me?
00:36Because I wouldn't.
00:37You'll end up beat up.
00:38Oh, stop.
00:39Like, beat up really badly. Yes, you will.
00:40Oh, stop.
00:41Oh, if he comes after me, I will.
00:43Get rid of...
00:43Get that cop over here.
00:44Oh, what's he doing?
00:45Standing up like that is in a threatening nature.
00:48Yeah?
00:49And what was he gonna do?
00:50You're not allowed to just get out here and take pictures of you.
00:52I sure am.
00:53Who says that?
00:54Well, I don't know, actually, to tell you.
00:55God's honest truth.
00:56Yeah.
00:57You're not allowed to sit there and mouth off like that.
01:02Get that police mouth.
01:04Oh, please don't tell the police.
01:06Not the police.
01:07Please, not the police.
01:08Um, three, four, two, zero, one.
01:11I don't encourage you.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Four.
01:18Oh, I'm sure.
01:18That's right.
01:20I didn't talk to you.
01:21I didn't talk to you.
01:21I didn't talk to you.
01:22I didn't talk to you.
01:22I didn't talk to you, right?
01:23No.
01:23No.
01:24Is there an issue?
01:25I'm just checking what you guys are filming for.
01:27What am I on?
01:27Do I owe you an explanation?
01:29Not a lot of people walking around just filming.
01:32That's weird.
01:32So?
01:33Considering everywhere is filming.
01:35That's all.
01:35Everywhere you go, you've been on camera.
01:36You just don't notice the camera.
01:37You have a dash cam?
01:38Everywhere you go.
01:39You have a dash cam?
01:39I bet you do.
01:53I don't want to be filmed.
01:54Oh, don't touch me.
01:55I want to.
01:56The rules apply to everybody.
01:57You don't touch me.
01:57Well, then you don't film me.
01:58You don't film me.
01:59You don't film me.
02:00Just stop.
02:01That is a deadly weapon.
02:02Sit your ass down.
02:03Yeah.
02:03Karen.
02:03Don't you talk to me like that.
02:05Then don't throw your knife in somebody's face.
02:07Get rid of these guys.
02:08I'm sorry.
02:08Bye bye.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16I don't know.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:17How many coffees have you had this morning, sir?
02:18Is there too many?
02:19I'm sorry.
02:20No.
02:21Stop.
02:21Please.
02:21I guess the coffee is not working.
02:24No.
02:25Well, coffee does make people crazy.
02:27Sir?
02:28I'm sorry.
02:28How many coffees have you had this morning, sir?
02:30Is there too many?
02:30What's she out of?
02:31Stop.
02:31No, absolutely not.
02:33What's your name?
02:34What's yours?
02:34My ass first?
02:35Yeah, I'm not giving mine.
02:36Okay, cool.
02:37You called the police on me.
02:38I did, because you're being rude.
02:40Oh, is that illegal?
02:41Walking up to somebody with a knife on their face is not rude?
02:42Okay.
02:43We're standing up in a threatening manner like this old cellar here, like old Baron here.
02:47You guys are hilarious.
02:49Go home, Baron.
02:52You ought to set up a blood bill, I can't do it.
02:55Be fine.
02:56All right, thank you.
02:57I worked hard at it.
03:00So?
03:05Oh, what else are you guys up to today?
03:06You need some?
03:07Anything more fun?
03:11I know.
03:25I know.
03:26Were you at that yoga studio just around the corner?
03:28Oh, okay.
03:30I was wondering how that other one was.
03:33Oh, hello, puppy.
03:34Wait.
03:36It's Maricopter.
03:43Oh, that other lady left.
03:45The one that was yelling at us first.
03:47Yeah.
03:48And then came here.
03:48She left.
04:03This guy's all smiley.
04:06That's the way to be, man.
04:08Just smile.
04:08I know.
04:09I see a camera smile.
04:10Don't get all angry.
04:12Well, especially if you sit.
04:13You want to sit on a sidewalk and you want to stare at people like you want to people watch.
04:17But how dare the people watch you back.
04:19Right.
04:19You know what I mean?
04:21I've never understood that.
04:22No, me.
04:22They sit on the sidewalk.
04:23We'll stare at people as they walk by.
04:25But they can't stare back.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Or film.
04:28They'll observe whatever it is they're doing.
04:31But when we observe back, it's an issue.
04:38It's a plastic knife or not.
04:40She could get charged for a deadly weapon.
04:42Especially if she hit me a little bit.
04:43Well, it doesn't have to have contact.
04:45She's waving it in your face.
04:46Telling you.
04:46You know, yelling at you.
04:47So even standing up in a threatening manner is enough to cause me a little bit of apprehension
04:50and fear for my safety.
04:54Because believe it or not, you could actually really cut somebody with a plastic knife.
04:56Oh, yeah.
04:56That's why they don't get them to you in prison.
04:58It's like give you a spork.
05:02There's a good reason behind prison rules, you know.
05:04You can make a weapon out of anything.
05:45Oh, shit, they put out water.
05:46Oh, that's a burned pot.
05:56Oh, that smells like burned sugar.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Oh, that's...
06:05Holy shit, does that ever smell?
06:10That's a good one.
06:12Yeah.
06:12That's a good one.
06:14Yeah.
06:14That's...
06:15That's...
06:15Yeah.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Well, burning sugar is like napalm, dude.
06:19It never comes off.
06:20It'll burn right to your bone.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22And the first dog that walks up and sniffs that, we got in the front of us.
06:31Hey, that's a salt.
06:33Don't do that.
06:35What's up, guys?
06:36Back at you with another video.
06:37Today will be first amendment auditing on a public sidewalk in front of CBS.
06:45Oh, he playing the bops.
07:10Oh, he playing the bops.
07:11Is thatists?
07:13Right.
07:18Right.
07:19Which do?
07:24Oh, there, it's in the back.
07:26Now he's gonna look...
07:41Nanguma
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