00:00I started having the baby, and here's a problem with being married to somebody who's famous.
00:06I'm in labor, and he looks down, which you shouldn't do, by the way.
00:11Hey, stay up here by me. Don't microwave a piece of lasagna and watch the birth.
00:17And he's up here, and they're like, oh, look, you know, the baby.
00:20And he goes down. They give him the scissors to cut the umbilical cord,
00:25and I see George get light gray.
00:27And he goes, I don't feel so well.
00:29And they're like, are you okay?
00:30And all of a sudden, the nurse, the doctor, everybody goes to George,
00:34and they're like, are you okay? Do you need some smelling salts?
00:36Here, sit down. Move it, lady.
00:38And they're like, caring for George, who feels a little peckish.
00:42I have a baby hanging out of my vagina, and I'm like, hi, hi.
00:50And he got some Pepsi Cola, and then he was fine.
00:57Do you?
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