00:07I can't believe she's gone.
00:09I really did think you'd be the first to go, Amy.
00:11I'm so sorry. I promise I will be next.
00:16If Colleen's death has taught us anything,
00:18it's that we have to live our best lives now.
00:20I am gonna go home, and I'm gonna be a really good mom.
00:24Who knew being a working mom would be so hard?
00:27Everyone.
00:27There are literally shelves of books about it.
00:31I waited too long to start dating after my divorce.
00:34Put yourself out there.
00:36What is that?
00:37Is that a nursing bro?
00:39I take care of everyone.
00:41He just sees me as another dried-up old mom.
00:43You don't need to work out.
00:44Now that you're 40, it's a downhill slide.
00:47What if I...
00:49I don't want you to die.
00:51That's really sweet.
00:52Donna's cousin Tony died, left Lorraine with the kids.
00:54She looks so old now.
00:56Oh.
00:57Okay.
00:59Do you think there's sex in heaven?
01:01Yeah, of course there's sex in heaven.
01:03I mean, it's...
01:03It's heaven.
01:04Colleen loved sex.
01:05Do you remember at the church carnival
01:07when she taught us how to work a churro with our mouths?
01:09Yeah.
01:15My life is a mess right now and I kind of like it.
01:17You look like a TikTok hoe.
01:19Aw.
01:20Thank you, Amy.
01:24What is this?
01:26Uh...
01:26A vibrator.
01:27A vibrator?
01:29You mean my friend down there?
01:30Well, it's an opera up here, sis.
01:34Colleen was really proud of you guys.
01:37I miss her.
01:38She could see us now.
01:40She would die.
01:43I realize that's the wrong thing to say now.
01:46Ha-ha!
01:46Ha-ha!
01:46Ha-ha ha!
01:47Ha-ha.
01:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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