00:00Okay, let's begin.
00:03I'm seeing a romance.
00:05Okay!
00:05I'm seeing the initials JM monogrammed on his pillowcases.
00:11Are you kidding me?
00:12You slept with Jason?
00:13Oh.
00:15Sup?
00:16You know, I always thought I was a little psychic.
00:17Are you doing the reading or?
00:19No, yeah.
00:19Just put your hands on the channel.
00:20You will fall in love.
00:22It's gonna be unlike anything you've ever experienced.
00:25It'll be a wedding and a family.
00:32You okay?
00:34I got this feeling.
00:36I'm not supposed to see my own future.
00:38This never happened before.
00:40I was married with a kid.
00:42No way!
00:43You have to, like, talk to people to get married.
00:46This is a happy thing.
00:48Why are you fighting that?
00:49You have been my psychic since I was in seventh grade.
00:51Bitch, don't age me like that.
00:53Okay.
00:54Relationships have been impossible for me.
00:56This is me high-fiving an elephant's paw.
00:59Wow!
00:59What's that like?
01:01It's kind of hard to explain, but it's like when two people...
01:08You know as well as I do that the future always shows up whether you want it to or not.
01:12Hi!
01:13I'm the new neighbor, Jessie.
01:14Don't worry, babe.
01:15I saved the heavy boxes for you.
01:16Ben!
01:17Maggie!
01:18Hi!
01:18What are you doing here?
01:19I live here.
01:20I live here.
01:20Now, with Jessie.
01:22I did not see that coming.
01:25There's no picnic raising a psychic.
01:27No woman needs her teen daughter forecasting her hot flashes like the weather report.
01:31Hmm.
01:31That was actually helpful.
01:33I know a place.
01:35I know a place we can go.
01:38I saw myself ending up with Ben.
01:40I was wrong.
01:41And I end up alone.
01:42There are some perks to being single.
01:44Oh, I haven't gotten tongue in a while.
01:47That being said, it sounds like a nightmare and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
01:50Don't you be afraid of love and affection.
01:54Your problem is, you can see the future, but you never see past it.
01:58What's past the future?
01:59Hope, honey.
02:01I know.
02:04This is gonna be good.
02:07Don't you be afraid of love and affection.
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