00:12Hi, I'm Melissa Joan Hart.
00:14We did a full intro, Melissa.
00:16And I want to talk to you about how much I love coffee.
00:19You know, until I've had my first cup of the day, I can be kind of a
00:22Well, I can't legally say
00:25With a W?
00:28Lawyers.
00:29Son of a .
00:30So, we're going to celebrate National Coffee Day infomercial style because why not?
00:34Order now.
00:36Oh, we're really doing this.
00:37Okay.
00:39Maxwell House has been around for over a hundred years.
00:41We love it because it's consistently good.
00:44Cut to the last drop is the slogan, Melissa.
00:46I know that.
00:47Your voice sounds very familiar.
00:49Have we met?
00:49For legal reasons, let's say no.
00:51Right.
00:51And did you know that you can use the grounds as a degreaser?
00:54So they can clean pots, pans, even countertops.
00:59And that's not all.
01:00You can fix a scratch in your kitchen table with a little Maxwell House and vinegar.
01:05Who knew?
01:06How much do you want some right now?
01:08Well, here's how to order.
01:10Order the Maxwell House coffee that keeps you good to go and you'll also get the all-purpose
01:14cleaner and the scratch buffer included because they're literally the same thing.
01:18Plus, when you order now, you'll get three amazing coffees altogether for one low price.
01:23But wait, there's more.
01:24There is more.
01:25But let's slow it down a bit and talk about Javalia.
01:29It's a Swedish-style coffee that's slow-roasted and never bitter.
01:33Just like you, Melissa.
01:35You've never seen me before my first cup.
01:38And it's meant to be enjoyed slowly.
01:40But helping you relax like one of those Slow Jams music collections isn't all it can do.
01:59So many classics, right?
02:01Here's how to order.
02:02Order now.
02:02And not only will you get the Javalia you can slow down and sip, you'll also get the fertilizer,
02:06the brisket prepper, and the furniture state absolutely free.
02:09Because again, same stuff.
02:12Plus, when you order now, you'll get three amazing coffees altogether for one low price.
02:16But wait, there's even more.
02:17There sure is.
02:19How about a little more indulgence?
02:21I thought you'd never ask.
02:23Ethical bean is rich and delicious.
02:25And it's also fair trade and organic, so you don't have to sacrifice to indulge.
02:30And the grounds can actually indulge your skin and hair as well as your taste buds.
02:34Coffee can remove under-eye bags and volumize your hair.
02:37You mean you're giving up your glam team?
02:39Yeah, Fat Chance.
02:40Here's how to order.
02:41Order delicious, fair trade, ethical bean coffee for your mouth, and you'll also get the ethical bean coffee for your
02:48hair and face at no extra charge.
02:50Plus, when you order now, you'll get it all for one low price.
02:53Yes, we're actually doing this.
02:55Order now!
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