00:03He seems to be the trouble, old chap.
00:05I've been commissioned to adapt my novel for the screen, but the words have dried up.
00:10I need divine intervention.
00:14Mesdames et messieurs, bonsoir.
00:17Tonight, I will use my precious mystical gift.
00:25I've got it!
00:27I'd like you to conduct a seance at my home.
00:30This Thursday, the moon is full and we must harness its power.
00:34Perfect.
00:35Your panamacart is a fraud, you said so yourself.
00:38It'll be superb inspiration for my new screenplay.
00:41Is anybody there?
00:43Oh!
00:44Is that you, Maya?
00:45My spirit guide.
00:46She was Tutankhamun's wetness.
00:48I do hope she's not still lactating.
00:51Is there anyone on the other side that you think of?
00:54Elvira, his dead ex-wife.
00:56I'd like to go into a trance.
01:08Elvira.
01:09Hello.
01:10You're dead.
01:15The ghost of my first wife is here with us in the room.
01:18Surely you can see her, she's standing right next to you.
01:21Are you drunk?
01:21Who's she?
01:22My wife.
01:23I'm your wife.
01:24Not anymore.
01:24Can he, by any chance, touch her?
01:29I sincerely hope not.
01:33It's not a coincidence that you haven't published a word since my demise?
01:37Finished the first act in my screenplay.
01:39Elvira helped me.
01:41She's dangerous, Charles.
01:43You're the one I love.
01:44I haven't the foggiest idea how to send her back.
01:47You're in trouble now.
01:53To true love.
01:54True love.
01:56Never die.
01:58Something must have gone hideously wrong.
02:07It is not for the first time.
02:11No!
02:12No!
02:13Something took place.
02:14I can feel it in my base chakra.
02:16I've probably trapped wind.
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