00:02The goal is to disappear behind our masks as pleasant, interchangeable helpers.
00:08It's tropical kabuki.
00:10Aloha.
00:10Happy beer.
00:11We're on our honeymoon.
00:12You're such valued guests.
00:14Welcome to the White Latest.
00:19Are they bigger?
00:20Nicole, they're fucking huge.
00:22I haven't seen them in a while.
00:24It's cancer.
00:26Swole balls.
00:28Did they biopsy your balls, Dad?
00:31Not yet.
00:34Surprise!
00:35Mom!
00:36Am I interrupting?
00:37I know it's only your honeymoon.
00:39Oh my God, look at her face.
00:41Rachel, you were such a beautiful bride, but also very pale.
00:45But now you have a little more color and it looks great.
00:47Thanks.
00:49You are so talented.
00:51Oh.
00:52Do you really know what you're doing?
00:54I'm really here.
00:55Do you think you could have dinner with me at the hotel tonight?
00:58Um, I get off at 7?
01:00Yeah, that's good.
01:01I mean, like a couple minutes after 7 at the restaurant.
01:06Sounds great.
01:09Being a young man, this time right now can't be easy.
01:13Why?
01:14Because we can't harass girls anymore?
01:16No.
01:20Well...
01:22He thinks I'm an asshole.
01:23Were you an asshole?
01:24I guess I'm just wondering what, um, you might be able to do for us to make us feel better.
01:29No, I was actually trying to not be an asshole.
01:32Thought you failed?
01:38Where were you?
01:39I just walked around.
01:47Please enjoy.
01:50Belinda is the best.
01:52Good, I'll make an appointment.
01:53If she's not booked with me...
01:56Sometimes just watching them eat every night makes me, like, gouge my eyes out.
02:02Belinda!
02:03Belinda!
02:04What I want is to speak to your boss.
02:06Me?
02:08Fuck this place!
02:10I don't think it's the most romantic hotel in Hawaii, do you?
02:14It's perfectly fine, but are you finding it very romantic?
02:17Okay.
02:17It's nice.
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