00:04Your relationship status is single.
00:06How long have you been single for?
00:10Daddy!
00:12I've been separated from Olive's father since she was a baby,
00:15and that was my last serious relationship.
00:17You do know more than a Saturday go, right?
00:19I want to be part of this family.
00:20I really want to be let in.
00:22So how about this weekend we do anal?
00:24What? No, I mean, I mean, let in.
00:25That's not what I want.
00:26Because that's, I mean, I'll do it.
00:28Like, that's what I do.
00:30Okay.
00:30Sophisticated queen, just a little bit of ratchet.
00:32So, Catherine, you were unable to make your relationship work
00:36with Trouset boy band star Shepard Knight.
00:38I've moved on, as you can see, and soon you will too.
00:41I'm here for you, babe, if you ever want to talk.
00:43And I'm here for you if this is a hostage situation.
00:45Just blink if you're in trouble.
00:47Mommy, are you first about my stepmom?
00:49No, I didn't have you, so you'd belong to me forever.
00:51Olive can't be an only child.
00:53That's what Beyonce's parents said.
00:55And then they had Solange.
00:56Solange is the true visionary of that family, and you know it.
00:58I'm ready to have another baby.
01:00Ah.
01:00I need to do this with a sperm donor.
01:02It's the safest way for me.
01:04What's your reason for wanting a child in this way?
01:05Well, my entire family are dead.
01:08To me, so when Olive was born, I was all alone.
01:11But now we have each other.
01:12We have donors in their late teens and early twenties fit for a geriatric pregnancy.
01:17What did you just call me?
01:18You're gonna stick some pathetic random loser spunk up yourself.
01:23Yeah, yours.
01:24What do you mean mine?
01:25If one of my kids gonna have a shit dad, both my kids are getting a shit dad.
01:28Ten grand.
01:29Say nothing and get your dick out.
01:30I'm not hurt.
01:31Why not?
01:32I wore the outfit.
01:32Maybe because you're gross and you keep being yourself.
01:35You need to sort your family out.
01:37Amelia's dyslexic, so things can get lost in translation.
01:39Amelia's dick-slexic.
01:40Beg your pardon?
01:41It's almost like you shouldn't be equals with a nine-year-old acting like your sisters.
01:45Hey, pretend I said something funny.
01:47Why?
01:50Well, that's what grown-ups do late at night in pubs.
01:53They laugh.
01:56I was wrong if I ever made you believe that your dad or I was perfect.
02:01We love you a lot, but we respect you too.
02:06It is not that hard to be a decent fucking mom.
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