00:00I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.
00:06I had the perfect friends, the perfect boyfriend.
00:09Maybe you could send me something to keep me company.
00:11But you know where all of that got me?
00:13Absolutely destroyed.
00:18Max ruined my life.
00:20He'll never get away with this.
00:25Hey, do you want a ride?
00:27I know what it's like to get fucked over by someone you thought you could trust.
00:31Carissa Jones, she started a nasty rumor about me.
00:34She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her.
00:36Turned me into this predator.
00:37She destroyed me.
00:38I wish we could hire people to take them down.
00:41We should team up and do each other's revenge.
00:44Don't you want to make her pay?
00:45I don't want to make her pay.
00:49I want to burn her to the ground.
00:52Whoa.
00:53You're giving off some serious Glenn Close and Fatal Attraction energy.
00:57Glenn-ergy.
00:59You ready to be my woman on the inside?
01:02Ooh.
01:03Your new vibe is high status cunt.
01:08If you love it, you love it.
01:12I'll start with Carissa.
01:13She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.
01:15Why will Carissa be easy?
01:16It is much easier to destroy a girl.
01:18Carissa, right?
01:19We've met before.
01:20You called me a human Birkenstock.
01:22Cool.
01:23Dudes?
01:24That's another story.
01:24I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you.
01:27It's in your honor that I'm founding a new club.
01:29The cis hetero men championing female-identifying students leave.
01:38You're going to expose...
01:40Who's that?
01:40...that he's a fake woke, misogynist, hypocrite.
01:43And then...
01:44...we're gonna kill him.
01:46You're not serious.
01:47No, I'm not fucking serious!
01:50Teenage girls.
01:51We're psychopaths.
01:55She framed me!
02:08Are you in therapy?
02:09God no. Why?
02:11Cool.
02:18Is do revenge even, like, correct grammar?
02:22Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock.
02:24Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?
02:26Dumb.
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