00:01I love Christmas.
00:03I don't love that we're working Christmas Eve.
00:06I'll see you at lunch.
00:07It's the most wonderful time.
00:10Good morning, Keegan.
00:12Good morning, day shift TSOs.
00:14You've all been chosen to spend your Christmas Eve here with 200,000 impatient travelers.
00:19Is this because I'm Muslim?
00:20Is this because I'm black?
00:21Is this because I'm white?
00:22Airports turn people into such dickheads.
00:25It's the most wonderful time of the year.
00:30Excuse me.
00:32This isn't mine.
00:41Ethan, today is a day that you're going to remember for a very long time,
00:44but if you handle it right, you're going to have a chance to forget it.
00:49Just relax, okay?
00:53An associate of mine is going to step into your line,
00:55and you are going to make sure that his bag clears the machine.
01:00Listen, I work for the Department of Homeland Security.
01:03That's like the janitor at NASA calling himself an astronaut.
01:07Let's cancel the text, or we execute your girlfriend.
01:13Attaboy.
01:18You're a low-level TSO.
01:20You're going nowhere.
01:21I'm telling you how this goes.
01:23One bag for one life.
01:26Who the hell are you?
01:27I'm the guy you listen to.
01:32Ethan, are you listening?
01:36We have a 911 call placed from inside LAX.
01:44Hey, buddy, make sure.
01:45You killed him.
01:46I gave you some pretty simple rules.
01:48You got cued.
01:49I say you killed him.
01:51You, I see, like to improvise.
01:57Sit right back down.
01:58You leave that post, there's going to be consequences.
02:03I've got to go.
02:05I don't care what you do to do.
02:07Who said anything about you?
02:09You got ten minutes before everybody in this airport dies.
02:13You think you can take control, huh?
02:15You're pathetic, and you're asleep.
02:18I guess I woke up.
02:47I don't care what you do to do.
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