00:00I love Christmas.
00:02I don't love that we're working Christmas Eve.
00:05I'll see you at lunch.
00:06It's the most wonderful time of the year.
00:09Good morning, Keegan.
00:10Good morning, day shift TSOs.
00:12You've all been chosen to spend your Christmas Eve here
00:15with 200,000 impatient travelers.
00:17Is this because I'm Muslim?
00:18Is this because I'm black?
00:19Is this because I'm white?
00:20Airports turn people into such dickheads.
00:23It's the most wonderful time of the year.
00:30Excuse me, this isn't mine.
00:40Ethan, today is a day that you're going to remember
00:42for a very long time, but if you handle it right,
00:44you're going to have a chance to forget it.
00:48Just relax, okay?
00:52An associate of mine is going to step into your line
00:54and you are going to make sure that his bag clears the machine.
00:59Listen, I work for the Department of Homeland Security.
01:02That's like the janitor at NASA calling himself an astronaut.
01:05Let's cancel the text.
01:06Or we execute your girlfriend.
01:11Atta boy.
01:17You're a low-level TSO.
01:19You're going nowhere.
01:19I'm telling you how this goes.
01:22One bag for one life.
01:25Who the hell are you?
01:26I'm the guy you listen to.
01:31Ethan, are you listening?
01:35We have a 911 call placed from inside LAX.
01:43Hey buddy, let's go!
01:44You killed us.
01:45I gave you some pretty simple rules.
01:47You got cued.
01:48I say you killed them.
01:50You, I see, like to improvise.
01:55Sit right back down.
01:56You leave that post, there's going to be consequences.
02:02You gotta go.
02:04I don't care what you do.
02:05Who said anything about you?
02:08You got ten minutes before everybody in this airport dies.
02:11You think you can take control, huh?
02:14You're pathetic.
02:15And you're asleep.
02:17I guess I woke up.
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