00:00Give me the phone.
00:02Okay, good luck.
00:02You're doing my thing.
00:03Hello, you've reached Gabby-something's office.
00:06She can't come to the phone.
00:07Nice.
00:08Sorry, what...
00:10How could I even fuck my own face?
00:12Yeah, you should talk to me.
00:13Give me that.
00:14Dude, what do you want?
00:15I'm on a coffee and bacon date.
00:16Mom got into a car accident.
00:18She's at the hospital.
00:19And since you've been dodging me,
00:20that's all you get to know.
00:22I'm sorry.
00:23No.
00:24Honestly, if it was serious,
00:25she wouldn't have hung up.
00:26But you know, I should go.
00:27Yes.
00:27Can you do me a huge solid?
00:28Mm-hmm.
00:28Can you take the maple bacon out of the oven,
00:30and then can you open up all the windows
00:32so that the house doesn't smell like maple bacon?
00:33You can just say bacon.
00:34You're in a rush.
00:35And the code to the lock on the door is 80085.
00:38Yes, it does spell boobs.
00:39No, you can't tell anybody.
00:41Bacon, windows, boobs.
00:43Tell everyone.
00:44Thanks.
00:44And, um, enjoy the music.
00:48You brought the pressure.
00:49Yo.
00:52My pressure.
00:53You should probably check them out.
00:54Yep, fine.
00:54Cool.
00:58Cool.
00:59Yo.
00:59What is, who is this?
01:01What is, who is this?
01:01What is, who is this?
01:01You
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