00:01It is I, Dan Housen, very nice, very evil.
00:06And I am here to welcome you to the most must see WWE television show of all time.
00:12Welcome to Dan Housen TV.
00:17And my guest, the Legion of Dan Housen.
00:21Hello, the Mies.
00:23How do you feel about Dan Housen replacing you on your own TV show?
00:28Awesome.
00:31And let's give it up for the hometown boy, Kip Wilson.
00:39And my friend,
00:40how do you feel about Los Garza's destroying Dan Housen's experiments?
00:45Toxic, toxic, toxic.
00:47Absolutely, I agree.
00:52Well, I guess they're coming to collect.
00:55Well, good, that's what Dan Housen deserves for lobotomizing two of our top superstars.
00:59He didn't lobotomize, he shocked them.
01:02Just like you did with JD McDunn on Monday.
01:04I wonder if JD ever got to the doctors.
01:06I sure hope so.
01:07Well, how much money does Dan Housen actually owe these two guys?
01:10I believe it's in the range of six figures, Cole.
01:13And look at this, Angel and Berto aren't gonna stand for it any longer.
01:17Well, they go after The Miz and Kit Wilson, who have absolutely no idea what's
01:22going on here or where they're at.
01:31Dan Housen better do that disappearing act right now that he does.
01:44Well, Dan has, he's got some backup.
01:48See, no hard feelings by Matt Cordona.
01:51He got shot too, didn't he?
01:52Well, he's never been right to begin with.
01:59Okay, okay, gentlemen, that's quite enough.
02:02Everybody just hold up.
02:06Now, I don't exactly know what this is,
02:09but I do know that it needs to end sooner rather than later.
02:12And seeing as how at least four of you are in some sort of condition to compete,
02:17I've booked a tag team match.
02:19Dan Housen and Matt Cardona versus Los Garza and London Town.
02:22That starts right now.
02:25A great job by our general manager, Nick Galdis.
02:32An eight star three door.
02:34Good man.
02:36Awesome lineup.
02:37One and two.
02:37Two and a half-figure.πόem
02:39terugis genera taka. Coming back
02:39then. Score it's
02:39good? Yeah, bye.
02:39And you'd have
02:39stand mirror next to you guys, We're Honest.
02:40Pleasure, busy TV,
02:40you понравiamo it. I want to make a good
02:41job with better. Yeah, come back on.
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