00:07I am feeling it. I am feeling it. That was an amazing film. I've never taken a... I don't
00:17know what the yellow one even is. I feel like I'm in a cartoon or something. I don't know.
00:24I did not take that one. I took the purple one. I took the purple one. And I tell you
00:34what,
00:35I have never been this f***ing horny in my life. Chris, I would f*** your boots right now.
00:41I would f*** your muddy wellies right now. Let me f*** your boots. Let me f*** your boots.
00:48Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Okay, no, no, no, no. Chris, okay. Now, if you let me f*** your boots,
00:54and that's what I want to do, I will let you do whatever you want to my belt. I will
00:59take my belt off.
01:00I will let you take my belt anywhere on the festival site. No holds barred. You do what you want
01:05to my belt.
01:06I don't need to know. Let me f*** those boots. Dude, dude, dude, dude. I don't want to have sex
01:12with your belt, okay?
01:14Okay, but you know what I want to do to your boots, right? There's just... I got a connection here
01:18with your boots,
01:19and I f***ing let... Who is that?
01:24Check out the legs on her. I just want to f*** her. Oh, but no, no. I've seen her, and
01:30now I've got to have her.
01:32Man, we've got to find you a lady. You are so horny. You want to f***ing cheer you earlier trying
01:37to f*** my boots.
01:38We've got to find you a lady. Yes, I do. Let's go. I feel like there was something very real
01:41there,
01:42and it's something I... Maybe it comes once in a while. Who is she?
01:47You talking about the flag?
01:48Oh, I got to get up on her. Look at her. Look at her. She's waving at me. She's beckoning
01:55me forth.
01:57She's not. She's like a mute siren, and I want to get dashed on those rocks, you know?
02:02She's being blown in the... It's a piece of fabric, and the wind...
02:06I'll see. So you feel it, too? Well, I saw her first!
02:10No, dude. We've got to find a girl, dude. This is insane. I've never seen you this horny before.
02:16Let's go. Quit cock-blocking me, dude!
02:20She'll wait. She'll wait. She's not going anywhere. She's planted into the earth.
02:27Hey, we're scientists. Great show, man. Did you enjoy it?
02:36Hey, you should meet Keith. Yeah, I love you.
02:39He's so horny right now. What?
02:43He's right over here.
02:47If you want this, I want it more.
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