00:00Hi there, and welcome to The Movie Watch.
00:02I'm not going back inside, Billy. Ever. For no one.
00:06And don't get caught.
00:07I might have a job for you. Are you handy?
00:11What with hammers and such?
00:12Hello, hello.
00:14Oiris charm offensive Colin Farrell,
00:16not content with starring in this week's gangster pick London Boulevard,
00:19is making the headlines for all the right reasons this week.
00:22He's set to step into Arnie's considerable size nines
00:25for a redo of bonkers sci-fi treat Total Recall.
00:28You have done much sinning.
00:30All men are sinners. Everything I've done, I've had good cause to do.
00:34Pah. Anything our Colin can do, gorgeous George can do better.
00:38Isn't that right, Mr. Clooney?
00:39Yes, not to be outdone, handsome hotshot George
00:41is a lock for cult 60s TV adaptation The Man from Uncle.
00:45He'll be taking on the lead role of suave super spy Napoleon Solo.
00:49Awesome, awesome name.
00:51Whilst teaming up with the best bud director Stephen Soderbergh on this one.
00:57He's still got it.
00:59So, The Hangover 2's cameo rumor mill rumbles on,
01:02after Mel, Mad-Eyes Gibson, was reportedly shown the door by the original stars.
01:07Iron Mike's back, but surely the guys have got room for one more outrageous guest appearance.
01:11Am I missing a tooth?
01:12Step forth, former ruler of the free world, Bill Clinton.
01:16Yes, THE Bill Clinton.
01:17At least he's never been involved in crazy scandals like old Gibbo.
01:21Wait, what's that you say?
01:23And last, but by no means least,
01:25former Funny Man and Rescue Me star Dennis Leary
01:27has bagged himself a role in the new Spider-Man pic
01:30opposite Andrew Garfield's web slinger.
01:32He'll play love interest Gwen Stacy's dad.
01:35Good for you, sir.
01:35Sometimes they come over the walls.
01:37Could you get someone off the property if you needed to?
01:39Could you help look after me?
01:44Yes.
01:45It really is all about Colin these days.
01:47The flying figure of a man is stepping out with Keira Knightley this week
01:50in the hotly-tipped London Boulevard.
01:52He's the boomstick-toting-mafia enforcer-turned-bodyguard,
01:56whilst Keira is, well, playing Keira, really.
01:58The Hollywood starlet whose fame becomes a curse.
02:00Oh, and Ray Winston's out for the both of them.
02:02A man can be rich if he has God in his heart.
02:07I don't think God's very interested in me, Father.
02:09Jeez, George, you just can't let it go, can you?
02:12Also vying for the hearts and minds of housewives everywhere this week
02:15is dapper Clooney and his silent hitman routine in The American.
02:19But Cloonester is the stone-cold killer eager for retirement
02:22who's forced to keep his head down in what he assumes is a sleepy town in Italy.
02:26It's not your lucky day, stranger.
02:29Turn around and start walking.
02:32I said, turn around and start walking.
02:38Want to find out what Bond's been up to on his downtime?
02:41Well, look no further.
02:42As it appears Daniel Craig, replete with fancy bangle,
02:45is kicking it Western-style with Harrison Ford
02:47in the awesome-looking Cowboys and Aliens.
02:50Still, not sure what this one's about, really.
02:52Hmm.
02:52We're coming back! We're coming back!
03:04We're coming back!
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