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Duke Nukem, the most irreverent and quoted games character of all time, will bring his signature brand of babe-lovin', cigar-smoking and ass-kicking action as he once again saves the Earth and our babes from hordes of invading aliens.

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00:03Peggy 18
00:12They used to tell stories of a man who saved the world.
00:16A man whose very presence sent aliens running back to their motherships.
00:21A man who disappeared without a trace.
00:25When the invaders came back, they came back angry.
00:34They tore our planet apart, bit by bit.
00:38But they made one mistake.
00:42They shouldn't have gone after our women.
00:45Damn it. Why do they always take the hot one?
01:02Right in the jewels.
01:06Rest in pieces.
01:15What?
01:20Did you think I was gone forever?
01:29Hell, I'd still hit it.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:51Oh.
02:17Coochie Coochie.
02:20Hail to the king, baby.
02:22What about the game, Duke?
02:24Was it any good?
02:25Yeah, but after 12 f***ing years, it should be.
02:29Oh.
02:30Oh.
02:30Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:32Oh.
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