00:02Oh my, I gotta go to work.
00:12As long as your customer base is 82% male, you'll never be number one.
00:16Women don't buy cotton.
00:22I'll keep this one.
00:24To the youngest, the hottest vice president in the history of...
00:30What if I want something more?
00:32What if I don't?
00:37I think I killed her.
00:39You look familiar.
00:40Have we had sex?
00:42I'm sorry?
00:43Please tell me you're not flirting with your doctor.
00:45What if I am?
00:47You know how I went to the doctor last week?
00:49I have cancer.
00:52So how do you feel?
00:53To be honest, I could use a good laugh.
00:55You want me to tell you a dork?
00:56I'd prefer someone funny.
00:58I'm making you a nice, big juicy steak.
01:02Ah, I've been a vegetarian for 12 years.
01:06There are alternative therapies.
01:07Success like people cured?
01:09Yeah.
01:12Why do you not have a girlfriend?
01:14Isn't that obvious?
01:15Oh yeah.
01:16Then why aren't you in my relationship?
01:18Why don't you read about it in my next book,
01:20Why Relationships Suck Ass?
01:22The line is there for a reason, doctor.
01:24Not just for the patients.
01:25Well, I don't know what his issues are.
01:27I don't care what his issues are.
01:29Do you love him?
01:34What are you afraid of?
01:36I'm scared this entire night is going to go by.
01:38You're never going to kiss me.
02:01I don't get what the whole thing is about.
02:05Didn't they teach you anything in Catholic school?
02:07No.
02:11I love you.
02:15You really are the biggest dork I've ever slept with.
02:18But it's a far better compliment if you leave dork out of that sentence.
02:21You are the biggest I have ever slept with.
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