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In the action-comedy 30 Minutes or Less, Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wanna-be criminal masterminds (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson).
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00:01Okay, here we are.
00:02Can we get the, uh, handguns?
00:03Or the Uzis?
00:04What do you think?
00:05Does it be real?
00:07Get down on the ground!
00:09Get down on the ground and give me the money in the bank!
00:11Oh, wait, how am I supposed to get you the money if I'm on the ground?
00:14Go get the money in the bank and then get down on the ground afterwards!
00:17Alright, I'll be right back.
00:20Guns.
00:22Masks.
00:24You sure you all don't want to grab some condoms?
00:26No, why?
00:27Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone.
00:31Oh, we're not rapists.
00:33Us two?
00:33Small fries?
00:34No way.
00:36This is gonna be cash or credit for your rape kit.
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