00:01What the hell, just been sitting there watching the whole time?
00:03I cut the whole show.
00:05Okay.
00:06Really classy move there at the end, by the way.
00:08Oh.
00:09Have a beer.
00:10Yeah, alcohol should help.
00:11Watch the taste out of your mouth.
00:14Woo!
00:14That was sick!
00:15We're business partners.
00:16What kind of business are you in?
00:19Entrepreneurs.
00:20Entrepreneurs.
00:21You wanna be a millionaire, Travis?
00:23You gotta start thinking like one.
00:24We force some idiot to rob a bank for us.
00:27A trick.
00:28Where do we get our dude?
00:30We'll deliver anywhere in 30 minutes or less.
00:36Last night, two guys in masks jumped me and strapped a bomb to my chest.
00:39Now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank.
00:41Ring, ring.
00:42Oh, look, the bear's calling.
00:43Hello, bear.
00:43Wait, what do you mean you couldn't rob the bank?
00:46Whoa!
00:47Okay.
00:48Yeah, I like that bear.
00:49I don't even know you.
00:51Is that thing real?
00:52And if I don't get them their money in time, this thing is gonna blow.
00:54And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children?
00:59What do I do, Chad?
01:00What do I do?
01:00I guess you gotta just rob the bank.
01:02It's gonna be okay.
01:03No, it's not gonna be okay.
01:04I'm gonna blow up!
01:06Come on!
01:07Get yourself together!
01:11Guns.
01:12Mask.
01:13You sure you all don't wanna grab some condoms?
01:15No.
01:16Why?
01:16Because this is usually what men buy before they rape someone.
01:20Oh.
01:20We're not rapists.
01:21Us two?
01:22Small fries?
01:23It's gonna be cash or credit for your rape kit.
01:27It's a pity.
01:29Remember in middle school, when me and you worshipped the devil for like two weeks?
01:32That was my best two weeks of my life.
01:35What happened to you guys today?
01:37Torch them!
01:40Bank robbery, fool!
01:41Take your gun out and toss it!
01:42Oh, I don't want this gun!
01:46Sorry, it was an accident!
01:48Who slides a gun like that?
01:52Homeboy's got the federales in hot pursuit.
01:55Let me concentrate, okay?
01:56I do this for a living.
01:57No, you don't!
01:58You get high and deliver pizzas!
01:59That's nothing like this situation!
02:01Whoa!
02:01That guy got messed up!
02:08Drop your weapons!
02:09Put your hands on your head!
02:10Guess what?
02:10You just brought a gun to a bomb fight, officer!
02:12No!
02:13No!
02:13No!
02:14No!
02:14No!
02:14No!
02:15No!
02:15No!
02:15No!
02:16No!
02:16No!
02:16No!
02:17No!
02:17No!
02:17No!
02:17No!
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