00:03Huh? What's there to talk about?
00:05Undefeated season, Super Bowl champions.
00:07I mean, has any other team shut out all their opponents
00:11during the regular season and threw the playoffs
00:13in the Super Bowl before?
00:14Oh, no, really? We're the first one?
00:16Oh, well, that'll be a fun trivia question going forward.
00:19Next question.
00:20I'm a decision maker.
00:22It's what I do.
00:24It's not my fault the rest of the league can't keep up.
00:27Blame them.
00:28They really blame me because I've raised the bar super high.
00:32My first decision?
00:34Lock down my franchise QB.
00:37Caleb, what I'm telling you, big guys, I love you.
00:40And you want to know how you know I love you?
00:41Because I'm giving you all my money.
00:43Good use of funds.
00:45Size, athleticism, IQ, chill under pressure.
00:48Caleb Williams is permafrost.
00:52We've done the focus groups. We've done the straw polls.
00:55They love it. It's permafrost.
00:57Look, I'm not some indecisive GM without a plan
01:00who's just going to pull a 48-year-old quarterback out of retirement
01:03just because I can't.
01:05Vince, checking on that backup QB gig.
01:08Tommy, touchdowns. The answer is yes. How do we stop this?
01:10Yes, you're my guy and you're in.
01:12Thanks, Vince.
01:13Alright, great seeing you.
01:14Building something special here.
01:15Not a chance.
01:17Cheryl! We got a red one in here. We talked about it.
01:21It all starts at the negotiation table.
01:24Lucky I like to talk.
01:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:26I'll find the money, Jacob.
01:27Trade requests, extensions, holdouts.
01:30Leonard, there is an eye in win.
01:32And there's also an eye in vents.
01:33A lot of pageantry.
01:34You totally did the right thing.
01:35You're fired.
01:36But you handled it well.
01:37Bye-bye.
01:37And you gotta have a death touch with this stuff.
01:40Works for me.
01:43On the field, I like to score.
01:44Call me crazy.
01:46I'm a scheme guy, though.
01:47I don't just run the same play over and over just because it works.
01:52JK, I do do that.
01:54Everyone's excited about what we've been building.
01:56We're 6-0.
01:57So I just expect to go to 7-0 and 8-0 and 9-0.
02:00My favorite scheme?
02:01Get the ball to the money players.
02:03The NFC's real hungry.
02:06Coway.
02:07What's a feast without a little gravy?
02:10But defense wins championships.
02:12So I stole an all-pro corner from an unsuspecting casual.
02:15He called me brother and then ripped me off?
02:18This gig is all about keeping your emotions in check.
02:21That's the right player!
02:22Demand a trade?
02:24You were talking to Vince Vaughn, ain't you?
02:25Vince has been an unbelievable GM.
02:28He's new to this, but it appears to be Vince's world and we're all just living in it.
02:32Vince!
02:33You can never get comfortable in this league.
02:35That's why I prefer to stay six steps ahead.
02:37Since you can't predict the weather, I turned the temp way down.
02:43Everyone copied that one.
02:45I also created a whole new menu.
02:47Chicago Dogs Only.
02:48Feels nice to be recognized.
02:49Last Sunday, I ran nothing but Tampa 2
02:51to take away all those drags you guys love to run.
02:54Goodbye drag routes.
02:56I have no idea what's going on right now.
02:57He was the GM.
02:59Now he's the coach.
03:00What's next?
03:01Vince Vaughn at quarterback?
03:03I think it's important to get this out of the way.
03:07The rumors are true.
03:08I'm the coach.
03:10I'm the GM.
03:10Now I'll be playing quarterback.
03:13I want something.
03:14Come on.
03:14Honey, honey!
03:15Am I in on Vince Vaughn at quarterback?
03:17He's 56.
03:18Nothing can replace just literal decades of life experience.
03:22Decades and decades and decades.
03:25This is a joke, right?
03:27I can play until 56.
03:28He's 6'5", he's your traditional pocket passer.
03:31The knees aren't what they used to be.
03:33I kind of want to see it.
03:34You know, Caleb's supportive.
03:35We're gonna have a spot for him.
03:36But I think he's just loving watching me play quarterback.
03:38I mean, we're a team.
03:39Everyone puts the team first.
03:40And that's why I'm running everything.
03:44To all the haters out there, do me a favor.
03:46Stick around and watch it.
03:47It'll be more of the same next year.
03:48Thank you again.
03:48Go Bears.
03:50Would you look at that?
03:52I mean, do I deserve a statue next to sweetness?
03:56I'm not saying I don't.
03:58Maybe you'll get one too.
04:01Maybe.
04:04Time to run it back.
04:06I'm a chairman, chairman of the boat.
04:10I'm a chairman, chairman of the boat.
04:15Said I'm a chairman.
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