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00:00:32Becca!
00:00:35Edith!
00:00:37Amy!
00:00:40Stacy!
00:00:42Amanda!
00:00:45Janet!
00:00:47Julie!
00:00:48Dawn!
00:00:51Dawn!
00:00:58Hey!
00:00:59Hey!
00:01:00How are you?
00:01:01It's nice to see you.
00:01:03I can't remember who you are.
00:01:05You don't recognize me.
00:01:06It's been such a long time, hasn't it?
00:01:09You look great.
00:01:11You too.
00:01:11Thank you so much.
00:01:14How are you?
00:01:15I'm good.
00:01:16I've been really good.
00:01:17I've been really busy all over the place and so on, but yeah, I'm good.
00:01:20It's just so nice to see you.
00:01:22You look great.
00:01:23Thanks.
00:01:23You too.
00:01:24Okay.
00:01:25I'm sorry to keep you.
00:01:26Are you in a rush?
00:01:29Yeah, I go for my lunch break.
00:01:31Yeah.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:32All right.
00:01:33Take care now.
00:01:33Okay.
00:01:34Okay.
00:01:35Bye.
00:02:29More berries.
00:02:30Good morning.
00:02:31Good morning, ma'am.
00:02:36Good morning beautiful.
00:02:37Good morning handsome.
00:02:40Good morning.
00:02:43Good morning beautiful.
00:02:49Good morning beautiful.
00:02:50Good morning beautiful.
00:02:53Good morning beautiful.
00:02:55Good morning beautiful.
00:02:55Good morning beautiful.
00:02:56Good morning beautiful.
00:02:56Good morning handsome.
00:02:58Good morning.
00:03:02Good morning handsome.
00:03:03Good morning, beautiful.
00:03:09Good morning.
00:03:58Good morning, beautiful.
00:04:00Hi, sweetie.
00:04:02Hello.
00:04:03How are you, Astrid?
00:04:07So good to see you.
00:04:08So good to see you.
00:04:09I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:04:11No, no, it's okay.
00:04:12I'm really, really sorry I'm late.
00:04:13I just got so distracted by walking.
00:04:16No, it's fine.
00:04:17So, what's your meeting?
00:04:19It's Grace Paley.
00:04:20She's great, and I'd love to tell you about her,
00:04:21but I'm really in a hurry, so maybe while we're walking,
00:04:24I got a whole chapter while I was waiting for you.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:29I'm sorry.
00:04:30No, it's cool.
00:04:31It looks so great.
00:04:32I got so distracted.
00:04:34There's so much stuff in here.
00:04:59There you go.
00:05:00There you go.
00:05:00I'm going to just put this right over here.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:05Can I help you unload some things?
00:05:07Yeah, sure.
00:05:08Yeah?
00:05:08You know what?
00:05:09Okay, thank you very much though, okay?
00:05:11No, it's okay.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:17This one is not very heavy, but just take it like this.
00:05:19All right.
00:05:20You go watch it for a second, and I'm going to get it.
00:05:22No problem, sir.
00:05:22All right, thank you.
00:05:43Hey, Henry.
00:05:44Did you see a bag that was over here?
00:05:45There was a little red and white bag that was out for surprise.
00:05:49Did you see it?
00:05:49No.
00:05:50You didn't see it right here?
00:05:51I took the bags that you gave me.
00:05:53I took the blue one.
00:05:53I'll look over there and see if it's over here.
00:05:54In the bag.
00:05:56Watch her, okay?
00:05:57I'll get her.
00:05:58Let's see, dude.
00:05:59Let's see if it's in the car.
00:06:00Come here.
00:06:02It was in the bag.
00:06:07How are you?
00:06:09I'm all right.
00:06:10You okay?
00:06:11How are you doing?
00:06:12Are you doing fun?
00:06:13What is left in the bag?
00:06:15You got so many things in the bag.
00:06:17I know.
00:06:18It's so amazing.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:19I just did a little bit of grocery.
00:06:21How did you carry it so bad?
00:06:23So, the bag.
00:06:24Oh, not right now, Mike.
00:06:26I have so many things I've covered.
00:06:27Okay, please.
00:06:27Put a second.
00:06:28Mike, just in a little bit.
00:06:29You.
00:06:29I've got to put all these things in the bag.
00:06:30A lot of things in the bag.
00:06:32I know.
00:06:32I have so many things.
00:06:33I have so many groceries.
00:06:34I have so much to do right now.
00:06:35Can you fix me a cup of coffee or something?
00:06:37Yeah, maybe a little bit later.
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39Jesus Christ.
00:06:39I know.
00:06:40I know.
00:06:40And after a bit, I'll give you a cup of coffee.
00:06:42I'll sit and talk a little while.
00:06:43Okay?
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44I'm sorry.
00:06:44All right.
00:06:44All right.
00:06:51What's in here?
00:07:00Come back here.
00:07:01Come back here.
00:07:02Come back here.
00:07:03Come here.
00:07:04You get back here.
00:07:06Come here.
00:07:07Come here, pooch.
00:07:09Come here.
00:07:12Come here, pooch.
00:07:13Come here.
00:07:13Come here.
00:07:14Come here.
00:07:16Come here.
00:07:17Come here.
00:07:19Come here.
00:07:20Who's in here?
00:07:23Oh, hi, you guys.
00:07:26Hi.
00:07:32I'm so sorry.
00:07:34Hey, I know what it's like to be in a tote bag with a little dog.
00:07:39So what's your name, huh?
00:07:41Are you Smokey?
00:07:44Come on.
00:07:47On the bed.
00:07:49Alright.
00:07:49Who's next?
00:07:51Huh?
00:07:52You?
00:07:53What are you?
00:07:55Hmm?
00:07:55Anthony?
00:07:56Alright.
00:07:57There you go.
00:08:00Who else is there right now?
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:03Come on, little guys.
00:08:04Don't worry.
00:08:05Don't worry.
00:08:06They got you.
00:08:08They got you.
00:08:10Let me just make sure there's no heels.
00:08:12Wow!
00:08:17You stay put, okay?
00:08:23Come on, you guys.
00:08:25Now you're here with me.
00:08:28Hey, come back here!
00:08:33Let's go see.
00:08:46Let's go see.
00:08:49Let's go see.
00:08:57Let's go see.
00:09:02Let's go see.
00:09:15We're gonna take a К
00:09:44How much fruit are you, like a handful of them?
00:09:47What?
00:10:09On the table.
00:10:11On the table.
00:10:11Come on.
00:10:25On the table.
00:10:321-0.
00:10:34You haven't started yet.
00:10:36This is warm-up.
00:10:37This is warm-up.
00:10:38You have two-minute warm-up.
00:10:39You haven't started yet.
00:10:40Take it easy.
00:10:40Well, let's start playing.
00:10:41Come on.
00:10:43All right.
00:10:45Ball.
00:10:47Ball.
00:10:52Pick a hand.
00:10:57That one.
00:10:59You can either choose the serve or give me the serve.
00:11:01You can have it.
00:11:03Here we go.
00:11:071-0.
00:11:150-2.
00:11:16Your serve.
00:11:161-0.
00:11:171-0.
00:11:192-0.
00:11:212-0.
00:11:21Can it be…
00:11:22Zero-three.
00:11:27Jesus, be careful.
00:11:31Listen.
00:11:32What?
00:11:32Why are you even here?
00:11:33To play table tennis.
00:11:35Well, this is close, but not quite table tennis.
00:11:37Well, come on, let's just play.
00:11:40Listen. It's really fun. Come on.
00:11:43But look, people are here spending time and energy playing this tournament.
00:11:46We're here doing this stuff.
00:11:48I know, but it's fun. I'm usually really good.
00:11:50Well, I think you're wasting your money and their time.
00:11:55Come on, just give me another shot.
00:11:57All right.
00:11:58All right, my serve.
00:12:01Zero three, your serve.
00:12:06Four, three, four.
00:12:12One, two, three.
00:12:16Four, three, four.
00:12:17One, two, three.
00:12:19One, two.
00:12:20One.
00:12:21Two.
00:12:22Two time.
00:12:24Ten-te.
00:12:25Ten-te.
00:12:3110-7.
00:12:398-10.
00:12:51Hey, Wayne.
00:12:53What are you doing outside? Why aren't you playing?
00:12:56I lost in the advance of this big lefty whooper, so I'm out.
00:13:01You lost?
00:13:02Yeah, it happens.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:11So, what are you going to do?
00:13:14That's my tournament. I'm out of it. I'm gone. That's it.
00:13:20Hey, listen. Don't laugh.
00:13:23I'm sorry.
00:13:25I've played in tournaments all over the country and clubs all over the world, and you are the worst player
00:13:32I've ever had the displeasure of having to play.
00:13:37Gee, Wayne.
00:13:40That's the truth. It's a tough game.
00:13:42Well, I'm sorry. I mean, I just wanted to have a little fun.
00:13:46Look, at least get a decent backhand. You've got this weird backhand hacker-whacker thing that annoys people when it
00:13:53doesn't hit the table.
00:13:54Right now, you've got this kind of lifting, lobbing thing.
00:13:58What you have to do is withdraw your wrist into here, and when you hit backhand, you hit...
00:14:07Oh, boy.
00:14:10You're effio!
00:14:20Oh, man!
00:14:25Oh, boy!
00:14:27Sure, boy.
00:14:29It's like this, it's almost like this.
00:14:30It's almost like this.
00:14:32I'm like, ah, I don't think I'm going to fall asleep.
00:14:35I don't know.
00:15:12Everybody, may I have your attention, please?
00:15:14Tonight, drinks for everybody are on me!
00:15:19Uh, I'm sorry.
00:15:20I didn't know there were so many people in here.
00:15:22Uh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Never mind.
00:15:34All right, I'm going to get two more, please.
00:15:37Do you want one more?
00:15:38All right, here we go.
00:15:41Shh!
00:15:42Shh!
00:15:43Shh!
00:15:45Shh!
00:15:47Shh!
00:15:47Shh!
00:15:47Shh!
00:15:47Shh!
00:15:49Shh!
00:15:51Shh!
00:15:52Shh!
00:15:57Shh!
00:15:58Shh!
00:16:00Ha!
00:16:01Shh!
00:16:02It's right here, right here.
00:16:04This is my life.
00:16:06I have, mine.
00:16:08Tell her new my life.
00:16:12Tell her what you got here!
00:16:16What do you got here?
00:16:17Phillip?
00:16:18Phillip, Phillip, Phillip.AI!
00:16:22Oh me.
00:16:24Hey! Phillip!
00:16:26Phillip Mike!
00:16:26Georgia?
00:16:27We're going to take it in here, boys.
00:16:43We're going to take it in here.
00:16:50We're going to take it in here.
00:16:53We're going to take it in here.
00:17:05What?
00:17:06It's on E, actually.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:09It's not me, too.
00:17:10It's not me, too.
00:17:11It's not me, too.
00:17:13Are you sure?
00:17:15Yes, I'm fine.
00:17:19Welcome.
00:17:20I'm fine.
00:17:21I'm fine.
00:17:22I'm fine.
00:17:24I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:20:02Oh shit.
00:20:03I'm sorry.
00:20:04I thought it was my car.
00:20:05This is my car.
00:20:31Oh, Josh.
00:20:33Oh!
00:20:39I'm all right.
00:20:40Are you okay?
00:20:41All right.
00:20:44Farewell.
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:46I'm all right.
00:20:47What are you doing?
00:20:47What are you...
00:20:48Um...
00:20:48How are you?
00:20:49I'm okay.
00:20:50Just biking.
00:20:53Mm-hmm.
00:20:53That's nice.
00:20:54Breaking legs, getting hit by cars, you know, that type of stuff.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58Sorry.
00:20:59That's a nice snake.
00:21:00Yeah?
00:21:00What are you doing?
00:21:01Well, I guess I'm just kind of trying to find the car that fits this key.
00:21:06What do you mean, find the car that fits this key?
00:21:09Are you...
00:21:11Is that a joke?
00:21:12No.
00:21:13Are you looking for your car?
00:21:14I guess I just kind of found this bag.
00:21:17Okay.
00:21:18And then inside the bag there was this set of keys, and I just want to see, um, what car
00:21:23it turns on.
00:21:25All right.
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:26I'll help you do that.
00:21:28Really?
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Why not?
00:21:31What else do I have to do?
00:21:32It's all right.
00:21:33You weren't doing anything tonight.
00:21:34I'm just biking, you know?
00:21:35What do you...
00:21:36What do you know about what the car looks like?
00:21:39Well...
00:21:39What do we know?
00:21:40Tell me.
00:21:40Fill me in.
00:21:41I'm totally out of the loop.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43I mean, I...
00:21:43I guess I sort of actually picked up this whole bag.
00:21:46Uh-huh.
00:21:47And inside there's just a bunch of stuff, and then there's also this camera.
00:21:52One of the pictures is a picture of a woman.
00:21:54She's standing next to her car.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:57Does the car key have a name on it or a model or anything?
00:22:01Oh, God.
00:22:02I don't know.
00:22:02Yeah, it's a Volvo key.
00:22:05Oh, yeah.
00:22:05So you just have to look for a Volvo.
00:22:07Well, I've been trying all the cars on the street so far.
00:22:10That's a Volvo right here.
00:22:11I need a key.
00:22:14So, yeah.
00:22:16This looks like a match.
00:22:17Well, no, it looks like a car, not a match, but...
00:22:20Yeah, but it's not going to be the same cars in the future.
00:22:22No, it's going to work.
00:22:24I just don't think it's going to be the one, Josh.
00:22:26Because you have to let me do this thing that generally is successful for me.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30This key is going to fit in this car, and it is going to work.
00:22:33It's going to open this car.
00:22:35Only because I'm saying that.
00:22:39It fits in.
00:22:40It fits?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:42Open up the door.
00:22:43It's not quite opening, though.
00:22:46Well, look.
00:22:46Right across the street, there's a car that looks exactly the same.
00:22:49It's just a different color.
00:22:51Give me the keys.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52This is going to work.
00:22:56I guess it is the exact same car.
00:22:58This is the one.
00:22:59I'm sure of it.
00:23:00All right.
00:23:01Sure of it.
00:23:01Here, toss me the keys again.
00:23:02All right.
00:23:05Okay.
00:23:06You have black stuff all over your finger now.
00:23:08I don't care.
00:23:09All right.
00:23:10Well, it fits my key.
00:23:11All right.
00:23:11Does it turn?
00:23:12It fit in that one, too.
00:23:13Okay.
00:23:13Does it turn?
00:23:14It turned.
00:23:15No way.
00:23:21Ah-ha!
00:23:33You can't throw keys at a door.
00:23:36That's not how doors unlock.
00:23:38Oh, okay.
00:23:39Well, I'll figure it out better.
00:23:40That's like getting to your front door and just throwing the keys at the door.
00:23:43Look at all this stuff in here.
00:23:46Check this out.
00:23:48Tied.
00:23:52This is the best.
00:23:53There's so much great stuff back here.
00:23:55Oh, fuck.
00:23:57Huh?
00:23:57I got tied all over my jacket.
00:24:00Oh, smells really nice.
00:24:01Could be worse, right?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:04Where are we going?
00:24:05What do you mean?
00:24:06I almost licked this off my hand.
00:24:09I did.
00:24:10It was my instinct was to lick.
00:24:12Oh, something spilled on me.
00:24:13Lick it off your hand.
00:24:17I can't.
00:24:18I can't believe you.
00:24:20I am so cool.
00:24:22Look at my Volvo.
00:24:25What am I supposed to do with those?
00:24:27Turn the car on.
00:24:28What do you mean?
00:24:29I don't know how to drive.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Turn the car on.
00:24:33Josh, I've never driven a car before.
00:24:35Really?
00:24:36Really.
00:24:37I'm not going to drive this car.
00:24:38No way.
00:24:42How long were you planning on doing when you found the car?
00:24:45Just sit in it like this?
00:24:47I don't know.
00:24:47I just thought it would be fun to look around inside.
00:24:48It's really easy to drive.
00:24:49I'll teach you.
00:24:50That way when you think back on it like 10 years from now,
00:24:54ugh, this tide is disgusting.
00:24:55You'll see.
00:24:57I know how to drive.
00:24:58Josh taught me.
00:25:02There you go.
00:25:05Turn the lights on.
00:25:06Oh, look.
00:25:07You got a ticket.
00:25:08I have a ticket already.
00:25:12Grab, unroll the window.
00:25:14All right, now stick your hand out and grab the ticket.
00:25:16I'm going to put the windshield wipers on.
00:25:19No, you got a link.
00:25:23My first ticket.
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:28They make them so that you can't do that
00:25:30because they know how angry people can when they get tickets.
00:25:34Ugh, whatever.
00:25:35All right, so I'll teach you how to drive.
00:25:37You really don't know how to drive.
00:25:38No, I have no idea.
00:25:39The car is on though, right?
00:25:40Yeah, so first turn on the lights.
00:25:41You just lay in here.
00:25:42Sit back.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44Right on me.
00:25:45Perfect.
00:25:46That way if you don't, if you, I'm your blind spot now.
00:25:51Okay.
00:25:51All right, so you want to turn the lights on first.
00:25:53Uh-huh.
00:25:53All right, put your foot on the brake
00:25:55because that's the only way you can kind of change gears.
00:25:57Yeah.
00:25:57P is for park, R is for reverse, N is for neutral, D is for drive, 3 is for 3,
00:26:01L is for L.
00:26:02Okay, I got it.
00:26:03All right, so there's two pedals, obviously.
00:26:05Yes.
00:26:05The right one is the gas, the left one is the brake.
00:26:08Uh-huh.
00:26:09And you want to boom, that's the gas.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:13The brake doesn't make a sound.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15Unless you're going really fast and you need to come to a stop,
00:26:18and then it makes a terrible sound.
00:26:19Right.
00:26:20Well, you got to put your hands on the steering wheel.
00:26:22This kind of controls the car.
00:26:24All right, I'm going to put you in reverse.
00:26:26Mm-hmm.
00:26:28Reverse?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:29Why?
00:26:30Reverse.
00:26:30I don't know how to drive backwards.
00:26:32Well, that's what you do.
00:26:33You got to look.
00:26:33Do I have to look behind?
00:26:34I mean, most people do.
00:26:36Can you just tell me?
00:26:36Okay, I'll just tell you.
00:26:38Go.
00:26:38Go.
00:26:39Okay, okay.
00:26:41Let's not give it any gas.
00:26:45All right, slowly take your foot off the brake,
00:26:46and we'll start moving on the bike.
00:26:47My foot is shaking like crazy.
00:26:50We'll slowly release it off.
00:26:52Okay.
00:26:53Okay, a little bit more.
00:26:55A little bit more.
00:26:57A little bit more.
00:26:58Am I doing all right?
00:26:59Yeah.
00:26:59Just got to keep going back.
00:27:01I'm...
00:27:02I can see your ear.
00:27:03We can get there.
00:27:05Wait, look at me when I'm doing this.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Go back.
00:27:09All right, we're going to put you in drive.
00:27:10I want to get out of this spot right away.
00:27:12All right, now you got to cut the wheel.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14All the way.
00:27:15Don't give it any gas.
00:27:16Don't give it any gas.
00:27:17Don't give it any gas.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:19Okay.
00:27:21Keep going.
00:27:22Keep going.
00:27:22Okay, now...
00:27:26Are we going to hit that bike?
00:27:28All right.
00:27:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:37No, go.
00:27:38Let go, give it a...
00:27:38Let go.
00:27:39I mean, normally, the driver holds onto the wheel, but...
00:27:43You all right?
00:27:43Yeah, I'm okay.
00:27:44All right.
00:27:46Let's reset this mirror so that...
00:27:48Yeah, turn it more so that I can...
00:27:50Can't really do it for you, though.
00:27:51Okay.
00:27:51Is that good?
00:27:52No.
00:27:53Whoa.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:57I think it's calm.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:01You want to go a little faster?
00:28:02There's a lot of cars behind it.
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:07Shall I just let that car pass?
00:28:09All right.
00:28:09You pass.
00:28:10You can go.
00:28:13Sorry.
00:28:14Oh, we've missed the light now.
00:28:16It's all right.
00:28:17It's okay.
00:28:17It's okay, right?
00:28:18You're doing well.
00:28:19You're doing well.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20All right.
00:28:20You want to stop the red light.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24When you use the brake...
00:28:26Oh, you don't have to turn the car off when we come to a stop.
00:28:30All right.
00:28:31So you want to turn the car back on?
00:28:32Sure.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Clockwise?
00:28:34Yes, clockwise.
00:28:36Wow.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37So we're surrounded by cabs.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39It's like a driver's worst nightmare.
00:28:40I'm going to turn right.
00:28:41All right.
00:28:41Right now?
00:28:42You have to turn right.
00:28:42Tell me when.
00:28:43Now with the light.
00:28:44Oh, shut up.
00:28:46We have a driver learning how to drive here.
00:28:49Okay, tell him to pass.
00:28:50Tell him to pass.
00:28:53Sorry.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:59What?
00:29:01All right?
00:29:02Yeah, I'm okay.
00:29:03You need the hang of it?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:04I'm sorry.
00:29:14All right.
00:29:18Now what?
00:29:19Um, I don't know.
00:29:22We can go right.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:25This side, right?
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Up?
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:28Up.
00:29:29That's right.
00:29:35Have you been up, too?
00:29:39I haven't seen you in a while.
00:29:40You haven't seen me in a while.
00:29:43Well, I don't know.
00:29:44I've just, um...
00:29:56It's a little tour.
00:30:02It's a little tour.
00:30:04Did you want some bread?
00:30:07Sure, I'll take bread.
00:30:08All right.
00:30:08All right.
00:30:11Uh...
00:30:11Here.
00:30:13Where did this come from?
00:30:15I...
00:30:16I just...
00:30:17Well, I don't know.
00:30:18It's really good, isn't it?
00:30:19It's from this bakery.
00:30:21I forgot what it's called.
00:30:23How are you feeling?
00:30:24I'm going to turn them...
00:30:24I feel really good.
00:30:25I don't need these on.
00:30:28I can't see.
00:30:29Sorry, I just wanted to clean the wounds up.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Oh, God.
00:30:41Hey, do you want to drive me home?
00:30:44Drive me home.
00:30:44I haven't been driving home in so long.
00:30:46Let's drive you home.
00:30:47Let's drive you home.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:50So, I'm going...
00:30:50I'll take you right to your door.
00:30:52You're going to make up right up here.
00:30:53All right?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Over here?
00:30:55Yeah, right up here.
00:30:57Whoa!
00:30:57All right, be careful.
00:30:58Is that okay?
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:59Well, hey, we're going to go this way.
00:31:01Can you tell him?
00:31:02All right.
00:31:03He's going in.
00:31:04Is it all right now?
00:31:04Yeah, I'm going to go right.
00:31:06Okay.
00:31:07Not to stop, but you want to go...
00:31:10Is it two ways?
00:31:12Yes.
00:31:12We go left.
00:31:23See, we're just going to keep going straight.
00:31:25Keep going straight.
00:31:26Yeah.
00:31:28Straight.
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:29It says go keep right.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31You're going to want to get on here.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:35It's pretty heavy.
00:31:36Yeah, it's really nice.
00:31:40I'm not so close here, though.
00:31:42So, straight?
00:31:43Yeah, go straight.
00:31:44You want to merge onto here.
00:31:45What is this?
00:31:46This is the West Side Highway.
00:31:48What?
00:31:48Yeah, it's the West Side Highway.
00:31:50Are you sure?
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52You just want to pick up some speed.
00:31:55This way?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56Where do you live, Josh?
00:31:57I'm living in Boston now.
00:31:59You live in Boston?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:02Do you want to go a little faster?
00:32:04A little bit faster.
00:32:05Everyone's passing you.
00:32:11I think someone's giving you the brakes.
00:32:14What?
00:32:15What do you want?
00:32:16Am I going too slow?
00:32:18I think so.
00:32:19Whatever.
00:32:19Don't worry about it.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:21You're allowed to legally go this slow.
00:32:25Go back to Jersey, you fucking slut!
00:32:28Look, you asshole!
00:32:31She's learning how to drive!
00:32:35And don't try to catch up to him.
00:32:38Don't worry about it.
00:32:39God damn it.
00:32:40Do they usually do that?
00:32:43Assholes usually do that.
00:32:47Yeah, just hit him as hard as you can.
00:33:07It's easy, right?
00:33:09Yeah, it's easy.
00:33:10Why are there all these...
00:33:14...rack detailers?
00:33:20Do I look weird at the wheel?
00:33:22No.
00:33:22Why are those guys looking at me?
00:33:25I don't know.
00:33:26I don't know.
00:33:26You're pretty.
00:34:02I don't know.
00:34:04I don't know.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:33I'm going to go to the bathroom, okay?
00:34:34Alright.
00:34:35You want to buy the net?
00:34:37Yeah, get it.
00:34:39Pay for it.
00:34:43Pay for it.
00:35:18Excuse me, how much is this race car jacket?
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:43Oh.
00:35:56You don't want one of those guys.
00:35:57I'll take those when we go out on our cigarette break, so they're half empty.
00:36:00You want one from the back.
00:36:01Oh, okay.
00:36:03How much is it?
00:36:04105.
00:36:04105?
00:36:05Yep.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07Take cards?
00:36:08Yeah.
00:36:08All right.
00:36:09Don't worry.
00:36:09It's still on.
00:36:37All right.
00:37:05All right.
00:37:09This place was amazing.
00:37:10Yeah, it was.
00:37:13It's good.
00:37:14Come on.
00:37:15What's that smell?
00:37:16What smell?
00:37:18It smells like cologne.
00:37:21I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
00:37:24It stinks.
00:37:27It kind of does smell.
00:37:29It might be someone from outside.
00:37:33I don't know.
00:37:34I hope it gives away, Sam.
00:37:36Maybe when you start driving.
00:37:38I smell it now.
00:37:39It's disgusting.
00:37:40It's gross, right?
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:41It's disgusting.
00:37:42It's disgusting.
00:37:43I don't know.
00:37:48I don't know.
00:37:49How am I doing?
00:37:49I'll give you one arm.
00:37:51Do you know how advanced of a movement this is?
00:37:54I'm going the wrong way.
00:37:55I don't know.
00:38:19It's disgusting.
00:38:22It's disgusting.
00:38:25I don't know.
00:39:48Have a nice day.
00:39:52I'm just right up here in between these two cars.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:55Just over here.
00:39:55Yeah, just try pulling.
00:39:57Don't even try to pile all apart.
00:39:58Just pull right in.
00:39:59Okay.
00:40:02That's fine.
00:40:03Just like that?
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:04This is where you live?
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:06Okay.
00:40:09Oh my gosh.
00:40:12Are you going to go back to New York now?
00:40:14Are you going to drive back?
00:40:15Yeah, I think so.
00:40:17Mm-hmm.
00:40:18By yourself?
00:40:20Mm-hmm.
00:40:22Oh, I think that was your telephone.
00:40:24Okay, it's all right.
00:40:25Whoa, whoa, too fast.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Is this how you normally get into your front seat?
00:40:31Only when I'm lucky now.
00:40:47What's that all about?
00:40:50I'm not really sure myself.
00:40:53It's clouds, I don't know.
00:40:55It's also a weird way for me not to have to make my bed ever.
00:40:58It's kind of like a lowering of some sorts.
00:41:01It's my chair.
00:41:01Yeah, I'm not really sure.
00:41:07What's that?
00:41:08Um, drawing I found on the bottom of my car once.
00:41:13No idea who drew it.
00:41:16It could be a slew of many people.
00:41:21It could be a slew of many people.
00:41:31Whoa!
00:41:33What are you doing?
00:41:35What are you doing?
00:41:36You're captured forever now.
00:41:41I have you forever!
00:41:43Ah!
00:41:48Ow!
00:42:02You alright? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:42:04It worked.
00:42:06Your trap worked.
00:42:09Not really. Look, you're out.
00:42:10What are you going to do now?
00:42:48This is pretty amazing, this photograph.
00:42:52I'm not up to that yet.
00:43:09I can't go to sleep with a fly in the room.
00:43:12I can't do it.
00:43:13They know that I hate them, so they buzz in my ears, flying around, going in, saying
00:43:19hello, going out.
00:43:20Yeah, I wake up every 15 minutes. It's terrible.
00:43:23It's just a fly.
00:43:25I can't do it.
00:43:26Do you want me to take care of it for you?
00:43:28Um, yeah, I can do it too.
00:43:31Um, huh?
00:43:34You think you can get it?
00:43:35No, not at all. You can catch a fly.
00:43:38I'll get it for you.
00:43:39All right, I'd like to see you try to catch the fly.
00:43:42Okay.
00:43:46And now's your chance. He's sitting around the wall.
00:43:53It's huge.
00:43:55Is that a horse fly?
00:43:56I don't know. It's huge though, huh?
00:44:11It's huge.
00:44:11I can't believe you actually caught it. That was amazing.
00:44:14Awww.
00:44:16I got it.
00:44:17It's humongous.
00:44:19What was he doing?
00:44:20He was waiting for me to take him outside for a while.
00:44:23Where are you taking him?
00:44:25I was taking him outside. I'm going to put him out the kitchen window.
00:44:36Go on. Go.
00:44:38Who is he?
00:44:39I think he's okay.
00:44:44He's okay.
00:44:45Who is he?
00:44:49Okay.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:15All right.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:57All right.
00:46:16All right.
00:46:46All right.
00:46:48All right.
00:46:50All right.
00:47:18All right.
00:47:20All right.
00:47:26All right.
00:47:29All right.
00:47:52All right.
00:48:08All right.
00:48:19All right.
00:48:22All right.
00:48:39All right.
00:49:06All right.
00:49:16All right.
00:49:19All right.
00:49:30All right.
00:49:31All right.
00:49:56All right.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:24All right.
00:50:27All right.
00:50:30All right.
00:50:51All right.
00:50:53All right.
00:51:01All right.
00:51:04All right.
00:51:06All right.
00:51:25All right.
00:51:41All right.
00:51:44All right.
00:51:50All right.
00:51:59All right.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:22All right.
00:52:25All right.
00:52:52All right.
00:52:56All right.
00:53:49All right.
00:53:59All right.
00:54:04All right.
00:54:07All right.
00:54:19All right.
00:54:20Better.
00:54:21Maybe we could make it.
00:54:23All right.
00:54:25All right.
00:54:29We're okay.
00:54:37We're okay.
00:54:44All right.
00:54:46All right.
00:54:49I'm not doing anything. I'm just looking through it.
00:54:53Just looking through it.
00:54:55Just looking through it.
00:54:57Take your hands out of it.
00:55:01I just want to look through it.
00:55:02I just want to look through it.
00:55:05Your hands on the rail.
00:55:07Your hands on the rail.
00:55:11What's your name?
00:55:12Get around.
00:55:24Don't move.
00:55:25Miranda.
00:55:25Don't resist.
00:55:26You okay?
00:55:28Don't resist. Don't resist.
00:55:31Get out of hand.
00:55:36It's okay.
00:55:37Hands up.
00:55:39Get out of hand.
00:55:41Don't resist.
00:55:44It hurts.
00:55:45You're being arrested.
00:55:52You're sick of that.
00:55:53You're sick of that.
00:56:06You're sick of that.
00:56:07888-885-631-Max.
00:56:09988-835-631-2032-Eavnet.
00:56:11These lights are scary.
00:56:22you think you can answer that for me just answer it just ask who it is hello tell them i'll
00:56:30call
00:56:31him back oh this is not elaine listen she's under arrest you don't give a shit listen this is a
00:56:40police officer talking to you all right this is this is not a game she's under arrest you can talk
00:56:44to her later when she gets out but you want to leave a message fine other than that i can't
00:56:48help
00:56:48her just hang up mama who the hell is that central 10 5 that message uh somebody harassing animals at
00:57:00the zoo we're going to the zoo
00:57:09wait where are you guys going you're just gonna leave me here why you want to come i've never
00:57:14been to the central park zoo i suppose you want a hot dog too with mustard i've never been to
00:57:19the
00:57:19zoo before come on we can't leave you all right take it out come on come on i've been to
00:57:25the bronx
00:57:26zoo i've been to the prospect park zoo but i've never been to the central park what are you doing
00:57:30come on she's our prisoner come on it's okay
00:57:38come on let's go let's go let's go all right hold on hold on don't go nowhere
00:57:44we got you oh okay this will be fun
00:57:50so we're just gonna wait around here yeah
00:57:55do we have to can we go inside for a little bit
00:57:58i don't think that's a great idea yeah but like can we just go inside and just look around
00:58:03a little bit we don't have to go near them we can just look around the zoo for a little
00:58:07while i can't i can't do it please please
00:58:15i don't think that's a good idea please
00:58:2310 minutes
00:58:2510 minutes
00:58:26a minute less okay 10 minutes 10 minutes that's it
00:58:3010 minutes okay okay 10 minutes okay
00:58:47you
00:58:55okay
00:59:04I like the way they shake their arms, they're all mellow, I want to see them like jumping
00:59:09out like a cat, they go out like...
00:59:34Oh, my God, I want you to go out there.
00:59:56Oh my god, turn around!
01:00:44Oh my god, turn around!
01:00:52Oh my god, turn around!
01:01:45Oh my god, turn around!
01:01:48Oh my god, turn around!
01:02:07Yeah, but you know the funny part is, you ask these guys how much it is, you get different prices!
01:02:13I don't know.
01:02:15Me neither.
01:02:17Officer, what exactly are you charging me with?
01:02:21Petting an animal at a zoo?
01:02:23Is that what you're gonna charge me with?
01:02:28You call them directly, man.
01:02:30Hey man, is there any way you can take the cuffs off me?
01:02:33Because my mom lives here and I'll just tell her that I was paying a parking ticket or something.
01:02:39Officer, can you take the cuffs off me?
01:02:41As soon as we get inside, my man.
01:02:43Can you do it now?
01:02:44Wait for the sergeant.
01:02:54Yo, where's your hat?
01:02:56I'm sorry.
01:02:57And don't forget the bag either.
01:03:00If that sergeant sees you without that hat, we'll never hear the end of it.
01:03:02Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
01:03:10This is the end.
01:03:18This is the end.
01:03:25Okay, let's go.
01:06:17And I would like to play a little tune I just composed not so long ago.
01:06:26It was named after this beautiful lady here.
01:06:32I think her father gave her that name after a butterfly that he tried to catch.
01:06:42I don't think he caught the butterfly.
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