00:00What's the best thing about Christmas?
00:02Family.
00:02Good answer.
00:03Not my family.
00:04It was a happy time, innit?
00:06Yeah, but what's the best thing about it, though?
00:08Family.
00:09Food, a deal.
00:10Russell sprouts.
00:12Do you like little green balls in your mouth, Dale?
00:15She's a dirty ****.
00:17Not my family.
00:19Not my mum.
00:20What's the worst Christmas present you ever got?
00:23Oh, I don't know, actually.
00:25Bloody gift sets off my sister.
00:30You can always give them to somebody else.
00:32Yeah, re-gift them.
00:33****.
00:35****.
00:37That's not the worst.
00:38That weren't the worst.
00:39Don't lie.
00:40At a table, coffee table.
00:42I'm grateful for everything I get.
00:44Yeah, I love you.
00:45What do you think Sandra is doing for the rest of the year?
00:48He's got his feet up, wasn't he?
00:49He's just doing nothing here.
00:50Chilling, eh?
00:50Loads of people do that on my estate.
00:54Sleeping.
00:54Definitely sleeping.
00:55All year?
00:56All year, till Christmas Eve.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:58Sandra might be my real mum.
01:00Why do we eat turkey for Christmas?
01:03Cos it's cheap and cheerful, cos they're easy to catch.
01:06I have no idea.
01:08I asked my mum what toys she wants for Christmas,
01:11but she says she doesn't want to eat any more toys.
01:13What toys would you get your mum?
01:15One without batteries.
01:16One with batteries.
01:17Fire 1986.
01:18Dos?
01:18Hahaha.
01:20Oh, I can't remember that.
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