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Luckiest person in the world
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00:02you always crash into girls like this
00:12another monday package still good five stars for me
00:20your first assignment one human don't screw it up
00:30one flick one dead delivery boy easy oops almost lost the receipt
00:44you always crash into girls like this how that's physically impossible
00:53watch out
01:01i'm deaf i shouldn't be in a trash can
01:06poor drunk guy hope you feel better buddy
01:13three attempts zero kills you have seven days morty
01:21tomorrow no banana feel saves you
01:29dodge this you idiot
01:32no no no let me out
01:42man wind's crazy today a shoelace he lived because of a shoelace
01:52indoor space no banana peels nowhere to run
01:59little buddy come back
02:04freeze to death simple clean done
02:12daphne yeah i'm free tonight totally no no no let me out
02:24what the hell there's a frozen goth dude in the freezer
02:31oh you rescued him that's so sweet
02:37i'm sending a supervisor don't embarrass us further
02:45a supervisor i don't need a babysitter
02:51baby
02:52honey i'm your replacement
03:0037 failures today that number stops wait i've been studying him
03:04he's not normal
03:20oh man is this turkey i love turkey
03:25no creature dodges three of mine
03:35why is it always me
03:40see not my fault he's broken
03:51today was a good day zero problems
03:58400 near-death events all survived that's not luck
04:05what the hell is that symbol
04:10change of plan we don't kill him yet
04:13what do you mean yet our job is to kill him
04:18because that idiot might not be welcome to forbidden archives everything here is a lie they told us
04:27anti-death factor his body rewrites probability itself
04:32he fell off a cliff and landed in a mattress truck
04:37he fell off a cliff
04:38he foster and landed in a mattress truck
04:44that bastard knew foster can't die and still sent me
04:50look i forgot english
04:54did you just save my life best date ever
04:59don't get soft he's a target not a person
05:07oh amg fireworks just for us
05:14we can't kill him from outside he has to choose death himself
05:19make him want to die that's dark even for us we don't break his body we break his heart
05:26fine three more days do it your way then i take over
05:34who the hell is that hi i'm vivian the new hire
05:40oh no are you okay i'm vivian new hire
05:46hold on let me get some ice
05:50girl you okay you almost broke your neck
05:55she's going after the girl this wasn't the plan
06:02time to dance
06:11wait this isn't my handwriting someone faked this
06:16leave the girl out of this vesper
06:20soft heart is why you fail morty she's collateral damage
06:24i'm death i take lives i don't ruin them
06:29fine three more days do it your way then i take over
06:37i'm gonna fix this even if it gets me killed again
06:44daphne i'm coming don't move
06:51foster step one done god i suck at being death
06:58the letter it just disappeared
07:04i'm an idiot i should have let him explain
07:11what foster your shift isn't over foster
07:19daphne i'm coming don't move
07:24one hot dog please keep the change
07:28best hot dog in town
07:33that letter wasn't me i would never give up on you
07:41you're such a mess foster at least someone gets a happy ending today
07:48helping the target you just signed your own death sentence
07:58it starts now
08:06so this is how death dies
08:09not with a bang just falling
08:20ow that actually hurt huh that's new
08:25i'm bleeding i've never bled before
08:28hold still how did a tiny brick do this to you
08:34do you want to live little reaper who are you another boss here to punish me
08:40foster is the key protect him and you'll understand everything
08:54i'm done being their pawn new game starts now
09:02something feels off
09:05like i i lost a guardian angel or something
09:08the shield is cracking time to push harder
09:17honey i'm home
09:21do i know you welcome back now die for real
09:39you stab me in the back that's low even for death you betrayed death itself there's no coming back
09:47foster we need to run now
09:57what is happening run you idiot she wants you dead
10:04i don't know who you are but you're hurt come on
10:13what the you're healing me that's impossible
10:20the immortal shield he's awakening
10:34listen to me you're not normal you were never normal foster can you hear me foster
10:42hold this hold this don't ask why just don't let go
10:50enough games full power he dies now this is the one thing i'll get right
11:05he broke my sights a delivery boy broke my sights
11:14i'm flying okay what is my life right now
11:20okay i need answers right now who are you i'm death i was sent to kill you but you can't
11:25be killed
11:29death tried to kill me and why is the sky doing that
11:38two failures one traitor and a human who shouldn't exist
11:47daphne don't touch her
11:52ah love the only thing stupider than luck
11:58know your place rookie
12:03i don't care what you are you hurt my friends you deal with me
12:07that light you're his descendant the one who locked us away
12:22i waited a thousand years for this moment
12:29two little reapers adorable
12:37he's too strong we need the human's power
12:41stay here i gotta deliver something
12:46come on come on come on come on come on
12:50yes still in one piece you could have been great morty instead you chose a human hey big guy package
12:58for
12:59you sign here special delivery you ugly son of a
13:04no the seal it's activating
13:10you're the worst delivery boy i've ever seen
13:17this isn't over
13:20i guess this one's undeliverable
13:29someone better explain everything a foster
13:32i don't think he was the only one
13:36grimshaw is down we're free
13:40the guy who beat grimshaw we're here to join you
13:43they think you're their new boss just go with it
13:52i just got hit by a bus and i feel great
13:58this is worse than when people can die
14:02no reaping means soul overflow this city has 12 hours before it explodes
14:12i got 47. only 9 000 left
14:16soul overflow will break my seal keep playing children
14:21the seal is cracking if it breaks grimshaw comes back at full's power
14:26everybody up back to work people still gotta die on schedule
14:42the sky is full of ghosts
14:46this guy is full of ghosts foster what did you do
14:47the seal is cracking if it breaks grimstroth comes back at full power
14:55come home grandson
14:58forster grab my hand don't let go
15:06okay i'm alive on gold water normal tuesday
15:12my blood my burden i've been watching you for 26 years
15:20he's in the seal dimension we can't reach him focus on this
15:30every time you use the gold power you fed him your victory was his plan
15:36so everything i did made him stronger great job grandpa
15:41two doors both terrible i couldn't find a third maybe you can
15:48they're fighting for me while i'm stuck picking doors grandpampa you forgot option three
15:53i'm a delivery guy i deliver problems
15:59you're going inside the seal that's suicide i'm not a hero grandpa i'm just the delivery guy
16:09special delivery no returns
16:14foster no
16:18i've been thrown off buildings and this is the worst ride of my life
16:24my power it's gone in here
16:33first time a punch actually hurt me but also first time i get to punch back
16:37when this space closes we both die you know that right you can't cut through the spiral dimension is
16:44sealed from both sides
16:47all of you give me your sights every single one a thousand years of rage and i can't even punch
16:54a
16:54delivery boy properly dude you've been angry for a thousand years aren't you tired you're the dumbest
17:02human i've ever met and i've met them all the spiral responds to surrender that's the third option
17:14foster you better be alive in there because i'm about to do something really stupid
17:21together on three one two
17:33he's free the real one is coming
17:36it's here the thing that made me a monster run
17:43not the arm not the arm no
17:49my sight it shattered like glass
17:56i'm powerless and jumping off a building this is my dumbest move yet
18:02a thousand years as a monster time to be useful for on once i feel like the world's worst wishbone
18:09right now
18:14come on come on come on come on just one more spark
18:20that landing was almost graceful interesting a human broke my chain that's never happened before
18:27a package for you delivery boy open it i dare you
18:35don't touch it it's a trap
18:48that's that's my mom
18:50boy grandpa is so proud of you now stop
18:55my mom is death i can't even get a normal family lyra
18:59that's lyra she was she was my commander before i fell you knew my mom where is she is she
19:06alive
19:08come home grandson your mother is waiting
19:16hold these for me i'll be back to pick them up
19:22last time you went alone i had to blow up a dimension to get you back i know the way
19:26down
19:26don't know the way back up
19:32upside down city underground sure why not
19:43my stomach hates this place
19:49mom
19:53foster my baby
19:56baby you're so big
20:00that light you've become something even i couldn't imagine
20:09good boy grandpa is so proud of you now stop
20:16i'm not becoming death i have packages to deliver
20:22you imprisoned me for 26 years you'll never touch my son
20:28i served you for a thousand years consider this my zedic nations
20:35no sight no power no problem
20:40five versus one and i barely felt a tickle ready to come home
20:49those faces they're prisoners not parts of you
20:55i'm not fighting you grandpa i'm freeing your prisoners
20:58stop those souls are mine
21:07team death plus one delivery idiot let's go
21:13without them i'm nothing you're killing your own grandfather he imprisoned me but he's still my father
21:22father your choice foster i'm not killing you grandpa but those souls go free all of them deal
21:34the deal is done but i have nothing left baby grow
21:48don't you damn die on me i just found out now you're my grandpa
21:55hold on father we've got you i'll hold your own note of the hate
22:04the souls they're going feral we need a new container now
22:11decide fast foster i can't keep tanking the plant this feed it your light it'll hold the souls
22:20but you can never leave grow baby grow
22:32come on eat up unlimited refills on the foster special
22:37my gift to you grandson live don't be stuck here like me
22:47father
22:52the place is falling apart we need to get out go i'll hold it open all of you now
23:08deliver the world baby mom's got this
23:21i'm back i'm alive and i think i broke my butt
23:27three days foster three days i waited
23:34girl just slapped him and kissed him that's a whole mood
23:39listen up all of you new rules no more slave labor we work together boss grim shock 2.0 i'm
23:48in
23:50the world
23:50don't read into this you just need a weapon idiot
23:54back to delivering packages except now i also deliver souls
23:58busy week muscles move that wall three inches to the left no my left
24:13still got it thanks mom
24:16hello need a package delivered so you're the famous foster mom talked about you a lot
24:23wait mom you mean our mom you're my sister and grandpa left me the other half of his power
24:34stop staring we look alike get over it the tree is dying
24:40your guard dog needs training no i don't want your shadow powers lady
24:45the tree dies i lose control then i become something even collector feared
24:53lyra had an another child in the shadow dimension the tree root
24:57it's breaking through dimensions if it dies here
25:08it's rejecting us we can't do it separately
25:15don't touch me i'll hurt you
25:23it's working don't let go
25:31the shadow it's lighter how
25:35you're fauster's sister you have the same stupid face when you're confused
25:45the tree is distributing itself it's creating pickup points for souls
25:52delivery complete team foster and necks
25:57grandpa wasn't the only collector there are five of them
26:07five giant death hands on a wednesday sure reapers today we earn our right to exist charge
26:18it grows back that's just not fair
26:27full merge your light my shadow everything we've got
26:41holy they combined that's new
26:46return to where you belong
26:56hold the line don't let them break free
27:01nice stay with me
27:04foster mom's got your back and so do i
27:11sealed all five now get lost
27:21anybody else need a delivery i'm free after lunch
27:26wait dad
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