00:01Hello everyone!
00:01Wow! There's a mouse!
00:03Oh my god!
00:07Did you?
00:10Was there really one?
00:11I need to know, yes or no.
00:16Three, three, two.
00:32Mama!
00:33Damn it!
00:34Stop!
00:38Oh!
00:41Oh!
00:43You almost got your head kicked off!
00:45Oh my god!
00:50I'm so hungry I could eat a newborn baby.
01:00Checked his feet.
01:03You're playing 36 boys!
01:06Balls, clubs, and rubber snakes.
01:08That's all you need to enjoy a nice game of golf.
01:11Holy !
01:12There's a snake behind you!
01:14Gary are you kidding?
01:16Gary!
01:17Gary you're gonna step on me!
01:19No!
01:21Gary!
01:24What the fuck did you put down my pants?
01:33Why did you fix your hair like that?
01:36What?
01:37No.
01:38It looks so good.
01:40It looks so natural.
01:42It's just a little bit of hair.
01:44Yeah.
01:45What?
01:49That was so good!
01:51Ahhhh!
01:53Oh my god!
01:56That was so weird!
01:58I was just like...
02:00Okay, and why did this even happen?
02:03Oh my god!
02:05Alright, bye buddy!
02:06Have a great day at school!
02:07Bye dad!
02:19And this is when John realizes that there's no school today, so now it's time to go!
02:42Dad!
02:43Um...
02:44April Foles!
02:45Dad!
02:46EΠ½Ρh!
03:06Good!
03:09He's...
03:10Oh God!
03:11Dude...
03:11I'm gonna die!
03:14Go ahead!
03:14Sorry.
03:15What the fuck!
03:16Ahhhhh!
03:34He decided to jump from a great height, and his friends decided to have some fun.
03:46What do I do with my arms?
03:51Five, four, three, two, one. Go on, mate, do it.
04:13Good, good, good, good, good.
04:26You took a lot of alcohol?
04:33You took a lot of alcohol?
04:33You took a lot of alcohol.
05:05Do you know where any banks round here are?
05:07Any what?
05:07Banks.
05:09They've got ones in town.
05:10Is there?
05:10What's the old security like there?
05:12Do you know?
05:12Huh?
05:13What's the security like?
05:14Do you know?
05:14It's not too bad.
05:15I might have to get one of it.
05:16Yeah?
05:16Alright lovely.
05:17I'll give it a go.
05:18Cheers.
05:25Hello.
05:26Hold it down.
05:28Oh, thank you very much.
05:30Oh lovely.
05:31Thank you very much.
05:34Eek!
05:35Ack!
05:36Ack!
05:37Ack!
05:38Ack!
05:39Ack!
05:39Ack!
05:39Open it?
05:39Open it!
05:40Open it!
05:40Is it going to bite me?
05:41No, just pull open the tap.
05:43Yeah, it's going to have a good bite.
05:45I know.
05:48Can I help her?
05:50Ack!
05:52Ack!
05:53Ack!
05:54Ack!
05:55Ack!
05:57Ack!
05:58Ack!
05:58Ack!
06:00Ack!
06:00Ack!
06:01We love you, NeNe!
06:02What?
06:03There's your real present right there.
06:05Dad, I'm scared!
06:07I just went my...
06:09I just went my...
06:14Ack!
06:17Ack!
06:18Ack!
06:19Ack!
06:20Ack!
06:20Ack!
06:21Ack!
06:21Ack!
06:22Ack!
06:22After that, he never took a taxi ever again.
06:25Ack!
06:25Ack!
06:26Ack!
06:26I need to...
06:27see...
06:28probably put something in wrong...
06:31or something...
06:32WHAT THE F**k!!
06:50HAHAHAHA
06:51NO S****
06:56HAHAHAHA
06:58Dan
06:58I THE F***
07:00am I too
07:00I'm so f***
07:02I'm so f***
07:04I'm going to stop.
07:05Oh, you know what he's up?
07:09What the ****?
07:10What the ****?
07:22Hey.
07:28Man, **** don't ****.
07:30Nigga, the **** you have a ****.
07:32Hey.
07:43They say he still hasn't found the kettle.
08:04Hey.
08:04Ooh.
08:06What is it?
08:07It's a brownie sponge.
08:09Like a sponge cake.
08:11Try it.
08:11It's a bit sticky.
08:24No.
08:27Is that a washing up sponge?
08:30I think that's so hard.
08:35No.
08:35No, you're taking the piss.
08:37You watching, I'll hit you by ****.
08:46I told my sisters that I'm going to be throwing balloons at her.
08:49The last one was filled with water.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:51Okay, go.
08:51You ready?
08:58I'm not eating no chips.
09:00No.
09:02I'm not eating no chips.
09:03I'm not eating.
09:03Oh my God.
09:05I don't want to.
09:07I'm so sorry.
09:08Come on, come on, come on!
09:12Come on!
09:14Come on, come on!
09:15This is a pretty good sleep.
09:23It's a pretty good sleep.
09:24All right, all right, all right.
09:24I'm letting you wake up.
09:27AHHHHHHHHHH!
09:28I don't know what you're saying.
09:30I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
09:33You can't do that!
09:37I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
09:38We're walking like this way, and we're waiting for a lot of time to live here, and we're going to
09:44do it.
09:54Do you know what it is?
09:55No, do you know what it is?
09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
10:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:22If you fall asleep at the office, someone might draw on your face with a marker.
10:26But if you fall asleep on a construction site, the consequences are much worse.
10:31Mm.
10:32...
10:42...
10:50...
10:52...
10:53...
10:53...
11:00Good baby, good baby.
11:04Let's see, taste it?
11:09Mm-hmm.
11:10Is it good?
11:12Mm-hmm.
11:19Oh, ****!
11:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
11:31Oh, ****!
11:38****!
11:38****!
11:38****!
11:41Oh!
11:47What?
11:48What?
11:50What would you do?
11:52****!
11:53Oh my God!
11:55****!
11:57God damn it, you ****!
11:59Next time I ****!
12:09What's wrong?
12:12What's wrong with what's wrong with?
12:13What's wrong with me, I never do that.
12:22Oh!
12:23What's wrong with me?
12:24Oh, come on!
12:27Why're you?
12:28Come on!
12:30You're a demon!
12:52You don't always need a vocal coach to hit the highest notes
13:10You don't always need a vocal coach, you don't always need a vocal coach
13:34You don't always need a vocal coach
14:01Only after watching this video did the guy understand why he always got tired faster than his friends
14:16The captain learned long ago how to handle these acrobats
14:24He was getting ready to heroically chase a mouse out of his house
14:28He just didn't know what kind of mouse it was
14:32Ready?
14:33Ready?
14:35Ready?
14:44It's a mouse!
14:48Stay like him!
14:51You're about to be spoiled
14:53Are you doing this in the corner?
14:58Yeah!
14:58Ahem!
14:59Assusta outro!
15:00Capeta!
15:00Diablo!
15:02Diablo!
15:31Hi guys, come in!
15:36The husbands got new t-shirts as gifts from their wives, only to find out they were part
15:41of their new uniform.
15:45I didn't even think you would...
15:48How's it going?
15:50We're all wearing our...
15:59Alright!
16:02Why did you just take my food?
16:04What happened?
16:05You took your food?
16:07Are you done?
16:08No!
16:09The waiter definitely earned a big tip after helping them pull off this prank.
16:22What happened?
16:24What happened?
16:26It was slow.
16:27It's hot!
16:28It's hot!
16:29It's hot!
16:30You're hot!
16:31You're hot!
16:35Come in!
16:41Not falling asleep first is the number one rule at any sleepover with friends.
17:26I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:43This trick will help you spot a cheater instantly.
17:49Very hot, be careful.
17:51Very, very hot.
18:07This father has only one mission while on vacation, not letting his kids relax for even a second.
18:31We need to have more pallets or grabs up.
18:33The same as them?
18:38What are you in there from?
18:41All one of them.
18:43Oh man.
18:46Where's the damn balls?
18:49Holy s**t!
18:51No s**t!
18:52No s**t!
19:01You s**t!
19:16What's that?
19:18What was that?
19:22A toy mouse can turn a grown man into a little girl.
19:42Hey y'all, there's a bump up here.
19:43Be careful.
19:44Alright, I got it.
19:49Don't spill.
19:50Alright, I got it.
19:55Bags and I...
19:57Ewww!
19:57You got that bag?
19:58I'm sorry.
19:58I was actually just from...
20:09Don't spill everyone!
20:11I'm sorry!
20:17Bit of a trap!
20:17There's a corner here.
20:20I don't know what the hell is and I'll work.
20:26It's so annoying!
20:28It's so annoying.
20:30about you. You have to pick one. What is this? What's what, honey? Are you rude? What do
20:37you mean? Why are you struggling? No, I'm not struggling. Can you see my face? What about
20:41it, honey? Look nice. Come on. Stop delaying. For a couple of seconds, he thought the mirrors
20:46were lying to him. I'm not realizing what my face looks like right now. Your face looks
20:49normal. You just can't answer the question. Sophia, look at my eyes. My eyes are spread
20:56out. You're rude. You're rude. Are you crazy? What are you talking about?
20:59No. Almost a minute. Almost a minute. Joining a new construction crew looks like this.
21:07One minute.
21:29That's why tinted windows turned out to be an excellent idea. Did you get the red one?
21:36Yeah, yeah, I got that one. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, you're good. All right, yeah. How you doing?
21:48Good. I'm pretty good. He got the red one. Yeah, I got the red one. Okay. Like your hands.
21:54This one? No, this is this one. There's also this one. Oh, I got the blue one. He got the
22:01blue one. He got the blue one. Yeah, I got the blue one. Yeah, he got the blue one. All
22:05right.
22:14Thank you. Oh, make room for Fanny. Well, that's his. This one's mine. Why would you do this?
22:19It's called me. You'll win the tiktok. Thank you. No, I'm just playing. We're doing a tiktok.
22:24I'm just messing around. Can I give you a tiktok? Yeah. All right. All right. Thank you.
22:31Thank you. Have a good day. Was it funny? Yeah. All right. Thank you. Have a good day.
22:40This father came up with a quick way to wash his disobedient son.
23:10You're a c**t.
23:11You're a c**t.
23:11You're a c**t.
23:22This is a c**t snake, bro.
23:27Look at that.
23:30What?
23:31Oh, come open the side door, please.
23:39Don't do that to me.
23:42You guys are punks.
23:44No, I don't want to talk to you guys.
23:47No, leave me alone.
24:13I'm not going to watch this video.
24:17And the award for best employee goes to...
24:28He was ready to save someone else's fries.
24:34I was going to chase this guy.
24:42This guy only got startled for a second.
24:47But the cat is going to need therapy.
25:01You should never mess with someone who has a hose in their hands.
25:05What?
25:35What?
25:47What?
25:48Oh my God.
25:53Just go.
25:53Let's go.
25:54Just go.
26:05Go go go!
26:25You're gonna run from here.
26:27Down at the TikTok.
26:28Yes, it is.
26:28You run from here.
26:30Everybody.
26:31That's not the TikTok.
26:31You're welcome.
26:32All right.
26:33How do you even do that?
26:35I don't know.
26:36I don't want to do something.
26:59No, I didn't.
27:15I can't remember I talked to you.
27:18I know somebody else.
27:20My friend, she did her screen.
27:22And I'm supposed to call them.
27:24I didn't call them.
27:25In the deli, you kept like that?
27:28I would never forget somebody like this.
27:32I don't remember this face.
27:35In baby's deli, unless you put some moustache and this.
27:39Do you remember this face?
27:46If he hadn't taken off the wig and glasses,
27:48his grandma would have never recognized him.
28:12Oh my god, I can't drive in my car, guys.
28:16Oh my god, I can't drive in my car, guys.
28:20No.
28:21No.
28:21No.
28:22No.
28:23No.
28:36No.
28:40With a few strings and an old doll, her husband convinced her that ghosts are real.
28:47Oh my god!
29:26With a few strings and an old doll, her husband convinced her that ghosts are real.
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