00:00Hey, son.
00:00Yes, father?
00:01Do the dishes.
00:03So sorry about that, master.
00:05I forgot that every chore in the house is my duty.
00:07I shall not forget to gain.
00:09Hey, son.
00:10What's up, pop?
00:10Hurry up and do the dishes.
00:13These dishes?
00:13No, the neighbor's dishes, you fucking idiot.
00:17So you want me to do the neighbor's dishes and these dishes?
00:19Hurry the fuck up or I'll beat your ass.
00:22My God, I'm not even the most qualified to do this shit.
00:24I still got plates in my room from like the second grade.
00:27Hey, son.
00:27Yes, bitch?
00:28Can you please do the dishes?
00:31Everything okay, little guy?
00:32What you looking around there for?
00:33I'm trying to find who the fuck you talking to!
00:35Get your ass in the room!
00:36Yes, son.
00:37So sorry, son.
00:40Why am I always getting blamed for covering for my younger siblings?
00:43Get your ass in the room!
00:44Fuck you, dad.
00:45Fuck me.
00:45No, fuck you.
00:46Fuck you!
00:48So I'm going to sneak out the back and go do some drugs.
00:52Get your ass in the room!
00:53How dare you punish me, you fucking peasants!
01:00Hey, keep your little possessed ass down!
01:04Get your ass in the room!
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