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Reet, Petite, and Gone (1947) – A Swinging Mystery Full of Music and Murder is a captivating musical mystery that blends lively swing performances with an intriguing crime story. When a shocking murder disrupts the entertainment world, a determined investigator must uncover the truth behind a web of secrets, deception, and unforgettable musical performances. This classic film delivers suspense, comedy, and vintage charm from the golden era of Hollywood.
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00:00:01The End
00:01:24Here it comes.
00:01:25Strictly low down, tarred, and own the down.
00:01:28Push back your first five rows as Louis Jarvis steps to the mic to sing Texas and Pacific.
00:01:48You've heard of the Chattanooga Choo Choo, the Rock Island, the Missouri Pacific, the Northern
00:01:53Pacific, the Southern Pacific, the New York Central, the B&O and the C&O and the IC and
00:02:00the Santa Fe.
00:02:01But Jack, you just got to take a ride on the teepee.
00:02:05I'm biding time aboard the Texas and Pacific.
00:02:08Past Big D didn't stay.
00:02:10About a half an hour to be specific.
00:02:14Cowtown's just a short way.
00:02:16Heading southwest on the Texas and Pacific.
00:02:19Big wheels clacking around.
00:02:21And all the sights that I've taken are quite terrific.
00:02:25I'm West Texas bound.
00:02:27Say, Mr. Porter, I've wired my gal.
00:02:30She's waiting in El Paso for me.
00:02:33Say, Mr. Porter, there's Pecos no less.
00:02:36My Stutson needs a dustin' and my pants need a press.
00:02:38I guess I'll have to find a half to tip the porter.
00:02:42Fifteen minutes, he says, when I arrive, we'll take a trip across the border.
00:02:47Honeymoon in Juarez, cause the teepee special gets me there and much less.
00:03:22My Stutson needs a dustin' and my pants need a dress.
00:03:46Say, Mr. Porter, I've wired my gal.
00:03:49She's waitin' in El Paso for me.
00:03:52Say, Mr. Porter, there's Pecos no less.
00:03:55My Stutson needs a dustin' and my pants need a press.
00:03:58I guess I'll have to find a half to tip the porter.
00:04:01Fifteen minutes, he says, when I arrive, we'll take a trip across the border.
00:04:07Honeymoon in Juarez, cause the teepee special gets me there and much less.
00:04:23If the Texas and Pacific is the road for me, well, I...
00:04:33When it's a sweet gal he's singing about,
00:04:36Louie Jarvis does up the package in a bright red bow,
00:04:39especially when it's all for the love of Lil.
00:04:42Let's go.
00:04:43Let's go.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:05:01Let's go.
00:05:02Let's go.
00:05:05Let's go.
00:05:07Let's go.
00:05:15Let's go.
00:05:19Let's go.
00:05:43Got some money in my jeans, feelin' like a man of means.
00:05:47I give up all those other queens, all for the love of Lil.
00:05:52No more nights of sloppy joes, no more beddin' on the nose.
00:05:57I give up all my fancy clothes, all for the love of Lil.
00:06:03Every night when all the boys congregate to have a ball,
00:06:07although there should a call, I won't pay no mind at all.
00:06:12No more jivin' round the town, no more actin' like a clown,
00:06:18cause I'm gonna settle down, all for the love of Lil.
00:06:22Let's go.
00:06:24Let's go.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:43Let's go.
00:06:46Let's go.
00:06:46Let's go.
00:06:51Let's go.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:06:59Let's go.
00:07:00Hey, got some money in my jeans, feelin' like a man of means.
00:07:05I give up all those other queens, all for the love of Lil.
00:07:09No more nights at sloppy joes
00:07:13No more betting on the nose
00:07:15I give up all my fancy clothes
00:07:17All for the love of Lil
00:07:20Every night when all the boys
00:07:22Congregate to have a ball
00:07:24Although they should have called
00:07:27I won't pay no mind at all
00:07:29No more jiving round the town
00:07:32No more acting like a clown
00:07:34Jack, I'm gonna settle down
00:07:37All for the love of Lil
00:07:47Get set for the fastest instrumental you ever heard
00:07:50The new Louis Jarvis arrangement of
00:07:53De-ba-bo-biff
00:08:19Hey, Joe
00:08:20Call down and have Louis' car ready
00:08:22His father's dying
00:08:23And we've got to get out there right away
00:08:27Well, how does it look?
00:08:30Gosh, we're almost there
00:08:32Well, relax, honey Carter
00:08:34You're about as nervous as a newborn kitten
00:08:37Going to New York
00:08:39Riding in an airplane for the first time
00:08:42Who would be?
00:08:44Well, me for New York and a job
00:08:46Boy, it's a good thing someone else is paying these freight charges
00:08:50Yes
00:08:52That's very kind of Mr. Jarvis
00:08:55Yes, you know
00:08:55I can't understand why an old man like Jarvis
00:08:58Wants to see you before he dies
00:09:01Don't talk that way
00:09:02He's just sick, that's all
00:09:05Besides, I've never seen him before
00:09:08Well, maybe he'll leave you something in his will
00:09:11Now, June
00:09:12He happens to have been a friend of my mother's
00:09:16Well, I don't care whose friend he was
00:09:18As long as we get to New York
00:09:21So he had a crush on your mother, huh?
00:09:24Yes
00:09:25They were very much in love
00:09:28Mother told me the story over and over again
00:09:31What happened?
00:09:33Well, it started in a little cafe in New Orleans
00:09:38About 30 years ago
00:09:40Mother was a singer
00:09:43Never, never sets me free
00:09:46For this night is heavenly
00:09:50So tonight
00:09:52Be tender to me
00:09:59Darling, I think you're wonderful
00:10:01You've said that before, Mr. Jarvis
00:10:03I know that, but I didn't say I wanted to take you to New York
00:10:05New York?
00:10:08Yes, of course
00:10:09I've been looking for a new singing partner
00:10:11And I think you're it
00:10:13You mean you want me to go to New York?
00:10:15Of course, you've heard of me, haven't you?
00:10:17I'm Skylar Jarvis
00:10:19Oh, of course I've heard of you, Mr. Jarvis
00:10:23Oh, but I can never be good enough to
00:10:25Oh, let me be the judge of that
00:10:27You see, my show opens in five weeks
00:10:29And I'd like to have you with me
00:10:31Are you coming?
00:10:32Mr. Jarvis
00:10:33Well
00:10:33I think you're wonderful
00:10:37And did she go to New York?
00:10:39That very night
00:10:40And there were never two happier people
00:10:43In New York, Mother had to have an audition
00:10:46Before the producer of the show
00:11:06Tonight, be tender to me
00:11:15For tonight
00:11:18Is tomorrow's name
00:11:18Look, Skylar
00:11:19You may be the star of this show
00:11:21But this is carrying things too far
00:11:22That girl can't sing
00:11:23She's wonderful
00:11:23She's got everything
00:11:24There's a whole lot of right there
00:11:41I told you she couldn't sing
00:11:42I dream in your soul
00:11:46Courage
00:11:50In your eyes
00:11:52I see my paradise
00:11:59Never, never set me free
00:12:03For this light is heavenly
00:12:07So tonight
00:12:09Be tender to me
00:12:14That's right
00:12:15That's very beautiful
00:12:16That's pretty
00:12:16Don't be nervous
00:12:17Tonight
00:12:18Be tender
00:12:21To me
00:12:25For tonight
00:12:28Is tomorrow's memory
00:12:35Tonight
00:12:36Tonight
00:12:37Be tender
00:12:39Be tender
00:12:40To me
00:12:43In your arms
00:12:46Let me find
00:12:49Ecstasy
00:12:52I dream
00:12:55In your soft
00:12:58Corrid
00:13:01In your eyes
00:13:04In your eyes
00:13:05I see my paradise
00:13:07I see my paradise
00:13:10Never, never set me free
00:13:15For this night is heavenly
00:13:20So tonight
00:13:22So tonight
00:13:23Be tender
00:13:26To me
00:13:27To me
00:13:32Mr. Riffey
00:13:33I told you she had everything
00:13:35The contract's yours
00:13:36With 500 a week
00:13:37Oh, thank you
00:13:38It was wonderful
00:13:40They were a great success together
00:13:42Did they get married?
00:13:44No
00:13:45That's the sad part of it
00:13:47What happened?
00:13:49My grandmother heard about mom's success
00:13:51She rushed to New York
00:13:53And proceeded to marry mother off
00:13:54To the richest man she could find
00:13:55She cut Jarvis out, huh?
00:13:58Yes
00:13:59Mother married dad
00:14:00He was very rich then
00:14:03But the crash took care of them
00:14:06I guess mother never forgot
00:14:08Skylar Jarvis
00:14:10You know, he must have felt
00:14:11The same way
00:14:12And now he wants to see you
00:14:14Before he dies
00:14:15Gosh, I hope we get there in time
00:14:17Well, that might be a lesson for you
00:14:20What do you mean?
00:14:22Well, just don't go falling
00:14:23For every nice guy you meet
00:14:25Or before you know it
00:14:26You'll end up with a broken heart
00:14:29Don't worry, Jim
00:14:30I can take care of myself
00:14:32I wonder
00:14:39You're looking better today, Mr. Jarvis
00:14:42Sounds like the name of a play, Doc
00:14:45What's that, sir?
00:14:47No time for comedy
00:14:49Yes, sir
00:14:50The lights are coming up
00:14:52For the last time, Doc
00:14:55The final curtain's about to fall
00:14:58Yes, sir
00:14:59I've had my fun
00:15:01Now it's time for me to move on
00:15:03And make ready for the next act
00:15:05That's your fine boy, Louis, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:08Yeah
00:15:10Takes after me, Doc
00:15:14Great entertainer
00:15:16A little headstrong
00:15:17But I was that way once
00:15:20But he'll grow out of it
00:15:22When the right girl comes along
00:15:23To look after him
00:15:25Something I never had
00:15:29But I've taken care of all that in my will
00:15:32Yes, sir
00:15:34And I've looked after you in my will, too, Doc
00:15:37Thank you kindly, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:39But all I want to do
00:15:41Is to take care of you and your boy
00:15:43I knew I could depend on you, Doc
00:15:46Oh, Mr. Jarvis
00:15:53Look in the drawer there
00:15:56And get out that envelope
00:15:59And always keep it safe for me
00:16:11I'll do that, Mr. Jarvis
00:16:12I know, Doc
00:16:13I could depend on you, Doc
00:16:14There ain't many people that I can trust
00:16:17That's just kind of a check
00:16:18On something that I want done
00:16:20Yes, sir
00:16:24I want you to take that to somebody
00:16:26That you can trust
00:16:28And open it
00:16:30Four weeks after I'm gone
00:16:33I'll do that, Mr. Jarvis
00:16:36Thank you, Doc
00:16:38And now
00:16:40Go bring in my lawyer and his secretary
00:16:44I want to make out my will
00:16:48Yes, sir
00:16:57It sure has taken the old man a long time
00:16:59To draw his last breath
00:17:00Well, you wouldn't want him to die
00:17:02Before he makes out his will, would you?
00:17:03Don't worry about that
00:17:04I've got that fixed, too
00:17:05If he doesn't write one
00:17:06I'll do it for him
00:17:07Isn't that a little risky?
00:17:09Are you kidding?
00:17:10With all the dough he's got
00:17:11Why, nothing is too risky
00:17:12And I'm the only one that knows anything about his investments
00:17:15Well, it certainly sounds cozy
00:17:17Darling, you and I are going to be sitting on top of the world
00:17:20And I'm with you all the way
00:17:23Pardon me, sir
00:17:24How is it, Doc?
00:17:25Bad, Mr. Talbot
00:17:26Mighty bad
00:17:27He asked for you and Miss Rusty, sir
00:17:29He wants to make out his will
00:17:32Okay, Doc, thanks
00:17:35That's it
00:17:36Grab your little typewriter and let's go
00:17:38Oh, by the way
00:17:40That Carter girl will be at the airport in an hour and a half
00:17:44What did he want with her?
00:17:46I don't know
00:17:46Wanted to see her before he died
00:17:48Guess he's losing his mind, too
00:17:53She must be five feet, five inches
00:17:56With dark brown hair
00:18:06Ah, Mr. Jobs
00:18:12Sign us
00:18:13There may not be much time left
00:18:15I think we have all the essentials there
00:18:18Right
00:18:26Sign us
00:18:28Yeah, it's good enough
00:18:31He didn't want a doctor
00:18:32But I guess I'll have to call one now
00:18:34To sign the death certificate
00:18:35That's right
00:18:41Sorry, Louis
00:18:41What, I'm too late?
00:18:42I'm afraid so
00:18:43We were praying for him
00:18:45Thanks, Talbot
00:18:46Fortunately, uh
00:18:47He managed to make his will in time
00:18:56All right, now
00:18:57Now fill that out exactly right
00:18:58And I'll get the signature fixed later
00:19:01Listen, don't worry
00:19:02A mistake would be too expensive now
00:19:03Hmm
00:19:04I've got to get out to that airport
00:19:06To head off that Carter girl
00:19:08Go ahead
00:19:08I'll have this finished by the time you get back
00:19:10Okay, Rusty, good
00:19:14Miss Carter
00:19:15That's right
00:19:16I'm, uh, Henry Talbot
00:19:17Mr. Jobs' lawyer
00:19:20How do you do?
00:19:21What?
00:19:22This is my friend, June
00:19:23Pleased to meet you
00:19:24I'm sorry, Miss Carter
00:19:25You had to arrive too late
00:19:28You mean he's
00:19:29Well, I'm afraid so
00:19:31Oh, I'm so sorry
00:19:33I did so want to meet Mr. Jarvis
00:19:35Well, we did all we could for him
00:19:37But it was of no use
00:19:38I'm sorry you had to make the trip for nothing
00:19:40Oh, that's all right
00:19:42We were going through
00:19:44Oh, it's a pity, Mr. Talbot
00:19:45But it was nice of Mr. Jarvis
00:19:47To pay our way here
00:19:48But now
00:19:50I understand
00:19:50I knew you'd need some money to get back
00:19:53Oh, but we, we don't really
00:19:54Oh, thank you, Mr. Talbot
00:19:56Well, that ought to do it
00:19:58I have some things to do now
00:19:59And I'll hurry along
00:20:02Uh, there's a plane out in about an hour
00:20:04Oh, that's all right
00:20:05We decided to stay a couple of days
00:20:06And see the sights
00:20:07Well, that I wouldn't advise
00:20:09You know, New York's no place for two young girls
00:20:11Oh, we'll manage
00:20:13Well, goodbye
00:20:15Goodbye
00:20:15And goodbye to you, Miss
00:20:16Goodbye
00:20:19Well, that's hospitality for you
00:20:22He didn't seem to want us around, did he?
00:20:25Not from where I stand
00:20:27June, you really shouldn't have taken that money
00:20:30Well, honey, I can see
00:20:32You're not experienced in the ways of the world
00:20:34How else would we pay our first month's rent?
00:20:37Oh, come on, let's go
00:20:43Oh, Kearney
00:20:44And Aunt Sarah
00:20:45I leave my chicken farm in Ashton, Virginia
00:20:48To my faithful servant, Dolph
00:20:50I leave an income of $3,000 a year
00:20:53And entrust unto him
00:20:55The care of my son
00:20:57To my dear son, Louis
00:20:59The remainder of my estate
00:21:01With the hope that he use it wisely
00:21:03To ensure that
00:21:05I make one provision
00:21:08That within 30 days of my death
00:21:10He marries the girl
00:21:11Who is probably
00:21:12Even now by his side
00:21:15The girl he is to marry
00:21:16Must fit this description
00:21:19Height, 5 and a quarter inches
00:21:22Weighs, 22
00:21:24Thigh, 19
00:21:26Ankle, 8
00:21:27Hips, 35
00:21:29Bust, 32
00:21:31Should he fail to comply with this wish
00:21:33The estate will be turned over to Henry Talbot
00:21:37Who in turn will donate the money
00:21:39To various charitable institutions
00:21:42Signed, Skylar H. Jobs
00:21:44And that, ladies and gentlemen
00:21:46Is the will
00:21:47I don't get it
00:21:48Neither do I
00:21:49Well, Louis
00:21:50Looks like your father had to have his little game
00:21:52But that description fits rusted to a T
00:21:55Yeah
00:21:56I was thinking of that when I read the will
00:21:58You know, your father had a great deal of respect for Rusty
00:22:01Nobody's going to tell me who to marry
00:22:03I don't love Rusty
00:22:05But you can learn to love me, darling
00:22:08I can't afford the lesson
00:22:09Now, now
00:22:10You don't have to rush into things
00:22:11You have over four weeks
00:22:13I don't care if I've got four years
00:22:14I'll decide when and who to marry
00:22:17Remember the new show, though, Lloyd
00:22:19The backing isn't too sound
00:22:20And we sure could use some of that cabbage
00:22:22I'll find the backing for the show, all right
00:22:24If I have to sell oranges on the street corners
00:22:26Well, darling
00:22:28You've only got a month
00:22:29Come on, Rusty
00:22:30We've got work to do
00:22:33Can you beat that?
00:22:34Yeah
00:22:35Tough break, Lloyd
00:22:37That sure is some wife your father picked up for you
00:22:39I thought he had better taste than that
00:22:41You figure it out
00:22:42Tell me, what are we going to do now?
00:22:44That's the $64 question
00:22:46Can't you find another girl to fit the description?
00:22:48Yeah
00:22:49You've got something there
00:22:50That's just what we'll do
00:22:51We'll find another girl with the same measurement
00:22:53Find a dozen of them
00:22:55Talbot can't make me marry all of them
00:22:57You're right, Lloyd
00:22:58That's exactly what we'll do
00:23:00But where will we find them?
00:23:02Now you leave all that to me
00:23:03I'll have thousands of them up here
00:23:05But look
00:23:05We've got a radio show to do this afternoon
00:23:07Come on, let's go
00:23:08Okay, you dig up the girls
00:23:11On this show
00:23:12We take our music
00:23:14Hot or blue
00:23:15And speaking of blues
00:23:17Our lovely Pat Rain
00:23:18Sets about to convince Louis
00:23:20That
00:23:20The blues ain't nothing
00:23:44What's the matter, Louis?
00:23:45You look so worried
00:23:47Well, Pat, I tell you
00:23:48I think I got a bad case of the blues
00:23:51I don't think he really knows what the blues are
00:23:54Oh, yes, yes
00:23:55See, I kind of miss Brinkley, Arkansas
00:23:58I'd like to go down home
00:23:59And see the folks just one more time
00:24:01But maybe you're right
00:24:03The blues ain't nothing
00:24:06Ain't nothing at all
00:24:17But a poor gal what's feeling bad
00:24:22The blues is something
00:24:25That just don't exist
00:24:27You can take it from me
00:24:32The blues is something
00:24:35That just don't exist
00:24:37Except in a heart with misery
00:24:42The blues is something
00:24:45You get when you've got nothing
00:24:49No, nothing
00:24:51No, nothing
00:24:52So tell me
00:24:54If you've got nothing
00:24:56How can you have something
00:25:00Called the blues
00:25:01The blues ain't nothing
00:25:04Ain't nothing at all
00:25:07But an uneasy state of mind
00:25:11The blues ain't nothing
00:25:14The blues ain't nothing
00:25:15Oh, nothing at all
00:25:17But a hungry cat without a dime
00:25:22The blues is something
00:25:24You get when you've got nothing
00:25:28No, nothing
00:25:31So tell me
00:25:33If you've got nothing
00:25:37How can you have something
00:25:40Called the blues
00:25:41Now when there's snow upon the ground
00:25:44And you've got holes in your shoes
00:25:46Every time you hear from home
00:25:49It's the same old bad news
00:25:52Nothing's going right
00:25:54Everything is going wrong
00:25:57Then just remember this song
00:26:01The blues ain't nothing
00:26:04The blues ain't nothing at all
00:26:13Say, honey, you knew this Lewis Jarvis?
00:26:16Yes, but we only met once
00:26:18When his father brought him to my mother's funeral
00:26:21I was only twelve then
00:26:24Well, why don't you go over and ask him about a job?
00:26:28Oh, no
00:26:29He wouldn't remember me
00:26:33I bet he'd like to renew an old acquaintance
00:26:37Don't be silly, June
00:26:38Well, one of us better click real soon
00:26:41After all, I weigh exactly
00:26:43And I do not wish to lose my glamour
00:26:50Just a little patience, June, please
00:26:52Hey, stop it
00:26:54You're beginning to sound exactly like me
00:26:57As you probably know
00:26:58This is our last broadcast of the season
00:27:01But don't fear, children
00:27:02We'll all be back with you mighty soon
00:27:04Now, right after Louie and the gang
00:27:06Get through with that old favorite
00:27:07The green grass grew all around
00:27:10We'll have an announcement of special interest
00:27:12To all of you
00:27:12So stay with us, will you?
00:27:14Now, give us a downbeat, Louie
00:27:16We're all ready to sing along with you
00:27:45We're ready to sing along with you
00:27:46I said, there was a hole
00:27:47I said, there was a hole
00:27:48The prettiest little hole
00:27:50The prettiest little hole
00:27:51That you ever did see
00:27:52That you ever did see
00:27:53Now, the hole in the ground
00:27:55And the green grass grows all around and around
00:27:57The green grass grows all around
00:28:16And in that dirt
00:28:18There was some roots
00:28:21The prettiest little roots
00:28:23That you ever did see
00:28:26Now the roots and the dirt
00:28:27And the dirt and the hole and the hole
00:28:29And the ground
00:28:30The green grass grows all around
00:28:32And on those roots
00:28:36They grew a little tree
00:28:39The prettiest little tree
00:28:41That you ever did see
00:28:42That you ever did see
00:28:43Now the tree on the roots and the roots
00:28:46And the dirt and the dirt
00:28:47And the hole and the hole and the ground
00:28:49The green grass grows all around and around
00:28:51The green grass grows all around
00:28:53And on that tree
00:28:54And on that tree
00:28:55There grew a little limb
00:28:57The cutest little limb
00:28:59That you ever did see
00:29:01That you ever did see
00:29:02Now the limb on the tree and the tree
00:29:05On the roots and the roots and the dirt and the dirt
00:29:07And the hole and the hole and the ground
00:29:09The green grass grows all around and around
00:29:11The green grass grows all around
00:29:13And on that limb
00:29:14And on that limb
00:29:16There was a little nest
00:29:17There was a little nest
00:29:18The prettiest little nest
00:29:19The prettiest little nest
00:29:20That you ever did see
00:29:21That you ever did see
00:29:23Now the nest on the limb
00:29:24And the limb on the tree
00:29:26And the tree
00:29:26On the roots and the root
00:29:27And the dirt and the dirt
00:29:28And the hole and the hole
00:29:30And the ground
00:29:30The green grass grows all around
00:29:32And around
00:29:33The green grass grows all around
00:29:34And in that nest
00:29:36And in that nest
00:29:37There was a little egg
00:29:38There was a little egg
00:29:39The prettiest little egg
00:29:41That you ever did see
00:29:44Now the egg and the nests
00:29:46On the limb, on the tree
00:29:48On the roots, on the roots
00:29:50In the dirt, in the dirt
00:29:51In the hole, in the hole
00:29:52In the ground
00:29:53The green grass grows
00:29:54All around and around
00:29:55The green grass grows
00:29:56All around
00:29:57And in that egg
00:29:59There was a little boy
00:30:01The prettyest little boy
00:30:03That you ever did see
00:30:06Now the bird and the egg
00:30:08And the egg and the nests
00:30:09and the nest on the limb and the limb on the tree tree on the roots and the roots and
00:30:13the dirt and
00:30:14the dirt and the hole and the hole in the ground the green grass grows all around and around the
00:30:19green grass grows all around and on that bird there was some feathers the prettiest little
00:30:26feathers that you ever did see now the fellas on the bird and the bird and the egg and the
00:30:33egg and
00:30:33the nest and the nest on the limb and the limb on the tree and the tree on the roots
00:30:37and the roots
00:30:37and the dirt and the dirt and the hole and the hole and the ground the green grass grows all
00:30:42around and around the green grass grows all around now ladies and gentlemen here's that special
00:30:54announcement i promise you might call it the chance of a lifetime but here's sam adams that
00:30:59great press agent to tell you all about it thank you hal well folks it's just this as you've all
00:31:09probably read louis jarvis is producing his own broadway show the female lead is still open
00:31:16we're beginning a beauty and talent contest to discover the girl who play the lead
00:31:21miss broadway will have to be a true beauty because we've got the measurements that she must fit
00:31:27you're all welcome to try out the contest will be held each afternoon at 238 vine street
00:31:33in saint claire new york at the jarvis mansion and we suggest that you come in your bathing suits
00:31:39to bring out the highlights good luck to all of you and may the best one win well we're in
00:31:46oh sure
00:31:48they're just waiting for us wow i'm no painting beauty but i've seen worse but you'll be okay honey
00:31:58no thanks june i'd rather work for a living not walk around in a bathing suit but honey this is
00:32:05a part
00:32:06for a big broadway show then why don't they hold auditions instead of having beauty contest well just
00:32:15don't ask questions all i know is you gotta have more than looks to get in a big broadway show
00:32:20and i'm
00:32:21going to start rehearsing right now so sit back relax and watch me i'm going to play a record listen
00:32:39i promised myself long ago
00:32:47that i'd never open my heart again
00:32:56but since i met you
00:33:02i've changed completely
00:33:11that promise
00:33:14this will never hold true
00:33:19that promise will never hold true
00:33:20because i've tossed my heart
00:33:23my heart in the ring again
00:33:27and all over you
00:33:32i've changed
00:33:37completely
00:33:44I've lived in a shell all by myself until you washed me ashore.
00:33:59A kiss from your lips and the touch of your hand was all that was needed to open the door.
00:34:16So now that you've shown me the way and you've made me open my heart again,
00:34:32I'm glad I met you. I've changed completely.
00:34:48I promised myself long ago that I've changed completely.
00:35:14Oh, June, I feel like an amateur compared to you.
00:35:17Oh, it just takes a little hard work, honey, and you're going to start rehearsing right now.
00:35:24While we're getting ready, Sam, I'd like to run over a couple of numbers.
00:35:26You know, we're going to rehearsal tomorrow.
00:35:28Okay, right, go right ahead.
00:35:29All right, fellas, let's get together now. Latch on to this one. This is Wham! Sam.
00:35:34This will be the opening of the show. Here we go.
00:35:53Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:35:56Mellow like corn and country ham.
00:35:58Slender and round and built from the ground.
00:36:01Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:04Wham! Sam, it ain't no flam.
00:36:06The chick's got props like she's from Bam.
00:36:09Mellow and fine and so divine.
00:36:11Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:14Now I've been around and seen some legs.
00:36:17Skinny one, fat one, some fine pigs.
00:36:20I like a chick that's built like her.
00:36:22Soft and mellow like fine fox fur.
00:36:25Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:28Out of this world like berry jam.
00:36:30Cool as a fool who's on the lam.
00:36:33Wham! Sam, dig them gams.
00:36:41Come on.
00:37:10The
00:37:17The End
00:37:56The End
00:38:11Yeah, yeah, I know that. Let them sit around and rest now. We've got to do it right.
00:38:15Girls, just sit around and be calm and pay attention to this number.
00:38:19This is a number on how to understand women.
00:38:39There's a whole lot of talk around town.
00:38:42About the way you can yourself.
00:38:48There's a whole lot of talk around town.
00:38:51About the way you can yourself.
00:38:57You're jiving everybody in town.
00:39:00But baby, I know what you're putting down.
00:39:07Everybody's trying to dig you, baby.
00:39:10Everybody but me.
00:39:16Everybody's trying to dig you.
00:39:19Everybody but me.
00:39:24You're fooling everybody in town.
00:39:27But baby, I know what you're putting down.
00:39:34You went out last night
00:39:37To a dinner, a show, and a dance
00:39:42Yes, you went out last night
00:39:46To a dinner, a show, and a dance
00:39:52You must have been a perfect clown
00:39:54But baby, I know what you're putting down
00:39:58You're on the way you're putting down
00:40:29You got a rambling mind
00:40:32You just don't want to stay at home
00:40:38You got a rambling mind
00:40:41You just don't want to stay at home
00:40:47You tell me you're visiting all your relatives in town
00:40:50But baby, I know what you're putting down
00:40:57You came home last night
00:40:59With a new hat and a new dress
00:41:01And a new pair of shoes
00:41:05Yes, baby
00:41:07Came home about 8 o'clock last night
00:41:09With a new hat and a new dress
00:41:11And a new pair of shoes
00:41:16You ain't working nowhere in town
00:41:18So baby, I know what you're putting down
00:41:28Miss Candy King
00:41:39Bus, uh, 34
00:41:45Waist, 24 and 3 quarters
00:41:51Hips, 35
00:41:53I'm sorry, beautiful, but you're just a little too tall
00:41:56Thanks for coming out
00:41:59Miss Ambrosia Jenkins
00:42:11Bus, 34
00:42:1624
00:42:17Waist, 23 and 3 quarters
00:42:23Hips, 35
00:42:25Sorry, miss
00:42:26A little too large
00:42:29Miss Bueller Cornflower
00:42:53Just a little too large
00:43:03Ms. Hell on wheels.
00:43:15Kips, 36.
00:43:21Waist, 25 and a half.
00:43:24Fine.
00:43:27I'm sorry, miss. You just won't do it.
00:43:34Well, Louie, it looks pretty bad from here.
00:43:37It's no use, Sam. Nobody but Rusty could fit that description.
00:43:40You're not giving up, I hope.
00:43:41Well, I'm ready to.
00:43:43Then you want to marry Rusty?
00:43:45Well, I'm here. I guess I have to go along with you.
00:43:48Look, Louie, we've only got two weeks left to do something.
00:43:51Well, the backing of the show is all set. The rehearsals are good.
00:43:55And it needs a little brushing up, but I'll take care of that.
00:43:57Yeah, I know, but you can't depend on those things.
00:44:00And some of your father's money certainly would put a ship shape.
00:44:03Well, Sam, I'm not going to marry that dame.
00:44:06Louie, you're just a drag arena blues.
00:44:08Man, for a million bucks, I'd almost do it myself.
00:44:10I'm telling you, Sam, I've looked at so many legs,
00:44:13I feel like a night watchman in a nudist column.
00:44:16Are you kidding?
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:18Well, I guess we have to just keep looking.
00:44:21Okay, I'll round up another batch of beauties and see what we find there.
00:44:34Uh, bust, thirty-six.
00:44:40Waist, thirty-two.
00:44:48Hips, uh, thirty-eight.
00:44:53Thank you, Miss.
00:44:54Awful nice of you.
00:44:55Come out.
00:44:58Well, it was a good idea.
00:45:00But it didn't work.
00:45:01So what's a million bucks?
00:45:03You're right.
00:45:04Just as long as you happen.
00:45:07I'll see what this young lady wants.
00:45:09Okay, go ahead.
00:45:12Could I help you, Miss?
00:45:16I thought I'd try.
00:45:17Well, what took you so long to get here?
00:45:19Well, I don't particularly like walking around in bathing suits.
00:45:24But when you have to eat every day,
00:45:26I guess you just have to forget a few things your mother told you.
00:45:29It really isn't that bad, I assure you.
00:45:31Do you have a bathing suit?
00:45:32Oh, yes, I have one on.
00:45:34On to this.
00:45:35Okay, well, get set.
00:45:36...
00:45:47Good.
00:45:51...
00:45:52...
00:46:09I'm terribly sorry, Angel.
00:46:11Better luck next time.
00:46:13Do you think I could speak to Mr. Jarvis?
00:46:15Lord?
00:46:16Sure, go ahead.
00:46:17He needs something to cheer him up anyhow.
00:46:23Mr. Jarvis.
00:46:25Mr. Jarvis.
00:46:26Oh, hello.
00:46:27Mr. Jarvis, I'm Honey Carter.
00:46:30Well, what do you know?
00:46:32You don't fit the measurement, but you sure get my vote for Miss Broadway.
00:46:37You know, you look familiar.
00:46:39Well, since I ought to, I guess I can't say you're getting fresh.
00:46:43You mean to say I really do know you?
00:46:45Oh, then you've forgotten.
00:46:47Well, let me think now.
00:46:49Your father would have remembered me.
00:46:50Oh, Dad?
00:46:51He brought you to my mother's funeral.
00:46:53Oh, I know now.
00:46:54You're a lovely lens, don't you?
00:46:56So I've been told.
00:46:57Well, what do you know?
00:46:59Well, isn't that wonderful?
00:47:01The last time I saw you, you were only...
00:47:03Twelve.
00:47:04Twelve.
00:47:05That's right.
00:47:05All right, and I had on my first pair of long pants.
00:47:09Louie, before you start singing Auld Lang Syne, we've got to see a couple of angels about some money tonight,
00:47:15remember?
00:47:16This is the only angel I'm going to see tonight.
00:47:18You take care of it, Sam.
00:47:19Whatever you say, Louie.
00:47:20All right, I've got a date with Honey to talk over old times in the French cafe, okay?
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:32You know, Honey, Dad used to describe this old cafe in New Orleans.
00:47:37This is where he met your mother, you know.
00:47:39He used to come here often because it'd remind him of the golden days.
00:47:44He must have been a sweet old man.
00:47:47I'm sorry I couldn't have seen him.
00:47:49I'm sure he would have been as happy to see you as I am.
00:47:52You know, if I could stop looking at you long enough and think clearly,
00:47:56I might be able to ask you what you're doing in New York and what you're working at.
00:47:59Well, if working is looking for a job, then I'm hard at work.
00:48:05No luck?
00:48:07Almost a month now.
00:48:09I was beginning to get a little desperate.
00:48:12That's how I decided to parade around in a bathing suit.
00:48:15And a nice parade or two, if I may say so.
00:48:19What do you do, sing?
00:48:20I try to.
00:48:22If you're half as good as Dad said your mother was, you're sensational.
00:48:26I guess I'm passable.
00:48:28But I'm beginning to doubt even that.
00:48:31What about coming down tomorrow for an audition?
00:48:33I'd love to, Louie.
00:48:35But I don't think I fit your measurements.
00:48:37That's another thing.
00:48:39I'd hire you anyway, just to stand around and look gorgeous.
00:48:42Oh, you're sweet, Louie.
00:48:44That goes double, darling.
00:48:46I can see why Papa was so crazy about your mother.
00:48:48The feeling was mutual.
00:48:50Remember?
00:48:51I sure do.
00:48:52Let's dance, Louie.
00:48:54Well, since I have no other excuse to hold you in my arms, under one condition.
00:48:59What's that?
00:49:00That you come to rehearsal tomorrow.
00:49:02All right.
00:49:03I'll be there.
00:49:04The deal is real.
00:49:06The deal is real.
00:49:08I'll be there.
00:49:14The End
00:49:41Hey, everybody, let's have some fun
00:49:45You only live but once and when you're dead, you're done
00:49:49So let the good times roll
00:49:54Let the good times roll
00:49:59Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:01Get together and let the good times roll
00:50:08Don't sit there mumbling and talking trash
00:50:13If you want to have a ball, you got to go out and spend some cash
00:50:17And let the good times roll
00:50:21Let the good times roll
00:50:26Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:28Get together and let the good times roll
00:50:35Hey, Mr. Landlord
00:50:37Lock up all the doors
00:50:39When the police comes around
00:50:42Tell him the joint is closed
00:50:44And let the good times roll
00:50:48Let the good times roll
00:50:53Don't care if you're young or old
00:50:55Get together and let the good times roll
00:51:03Hey, y'all
00:51:04Tell everybody
00:51:05Mr. Jordan's in town
00:51:07I got a dollar and a quarter
00:51:09And I'm just Randy Clown
00:51:11But don't let nobody play me cheap
00:51:16I got fifty cents more that I'm gonna keep
00:51:20So let the good times roll
00:51:25Let the good times roll
00:51:30Don't care if you're young or old
00:51:32Get together and let the good times roll
00:51:39Hey, no matter whether
00:51:41It's rainy weather
00:51:44Birds of a feather gotta stick together
00:51:47So get yourself under control
00:51:50And go out and get together
00:51:52And let the good times roll
00:52:00Wham, Sam, digged them games
00:52:02These are the new costumes, Louie
00:52:04How do you like them?
00:52:05Sam, they're a killer
00:52:06I'm telling you, they're really fine
00:52:08Come on, girls
00:52:09Let's get together with this next tune
00:52:10Read Petit and Gone
00:52:25The end of the day
00:52:25Come on, girls
00:52:30Let's go
00:52:30Let's go
00:52:42Let's go
00:52:51Let's go
00:52:53Let's go
00:53:00The End
00:53:23I found a gal who beats them all
00:53:26She isn't too short and she isn't too tall
00:53:29She's in the groove and right on the ball
00:53:31Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:53:34Now what a babe, she's the tops
00:53:37When we go out they don't need no traffic cops
00:53:40One look at her and the traffic stops
00:53:42Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:53:46Now I could have my pick, you know
00:53:48Cause I got dough that's ready to go
00:53:51But this chick's so mighty fine
00:53:54She got me all tied up like a ball of twine
00:53:57When I do things, I do them right
00:53:59I won't ever let my baby out of my sight
00:54:02We'll tie the knot and tie it tight
00:54:05Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:54:07Now that chick has changed my attitude
00:54:10Whenever I gaze on her pulsitude
00:54:13I tell you Jack, she's so mighty fine
00:54:16She got me all tied up like a ball of twine
00:54:19Those other chicks just leave me cold
00:54:22You can't compare brass with fourteen carat gold
00:54:24After they made her, they broke the mold
00:54:27Cause she's re-petite and gone
00:54:48That was wonderful girls, that was wonderful
00:54:50Just a wee bit more rehearsal and you'll have it perfect
00:54:53Sam, take the girls out and let them change their costume
00:54:55Okay, get them girls
00:55:00Ah, that's honey
00:55:02Hiya, sugar, I'm so glad to see you
00:55:03Hello, Louie
00:55:04I want you to meet a friend of mine, June
00:55:06She's a singer
00:55:07Say, June
00:55:08Ah, yes, Mr. Jarvis, how do you do?
00:55:11Honey tells me you can sing
00:55:13Oh, could be
00:55:15Well, what would you like to sing?
00:55:17Oh, uh, you got me where you want me
00:55:20Uh, do you mean it?
00:55:22Uh-huh
00:55:22Fellas, you know that
00:55:23You got me where you want me
00:55:29You've got me where you want me
00:55:34You've got me so I care
00:55:38I always thought I'd know
00:55:40When to stop or go
00:55:42When it came to loving
00:55:45Now that I find you love me
00:55:49I'll follow anywhere
00:55:53Cause you got me where you want me
00:55:57Baby, baby, and I don't care
00:56:01Hold it right now, fellas, hold it right there
00:56:03What's the matter?
00:56:04Can't you do something else?
00:56:05Yes, I can sing
00:56:07You can sing
00:56:08You can sing
00:56:08And I can sing
00:56:09And I can dance
00:56:09Now that should be good
00:56:15Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:17Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:18Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:19Oh, not Heathcliff
00:56:20Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:21Oh, Heathcliff
00:56:21Oh, hold it right there, fellas
00:56:23I'll follow anywhere
00:56:26I'll follow anywhere
00:56:27Cause you got me where you want me
00:56:30Baby, baby, and I don't care
00:56:39That was wonderful, June
00:56:40That was very good, very good
00:56:42Now, if you see Sam sitting over there
00:56:44I think you'll get you a contract
00:56:45Oh, thank you, Mr. Jarvis
00:56:46Oh, that's nice
00:56:48Oh, Sam
00:56:49Yeah?
00:56:50Mr. Jarvis sent me over here
00:56:51He said you'd give me a contract
00:56:52I certainly will
00:56:54I heard your song, June
00:56:55And it's wonderful
00:56:56Oh, thank you
00:56:58I'll have the contract made up for you immediately
00:56:59So you can sign it before you leave
00:57:01That's what I wanted to hear
00:57:02Okay
00:57:03Okay
00:57:09Will you excuse me for a moment?
00:57:10I have a very important phone call to make
00:57:11Oh, yes
00:57:12I'll be right back
00:57:13Okay
00:57:13Okay
00:57:14Oh, honey, darling
00:57:15Come here just a moment
00:57:18I'd like for you to do your little number now
00:57:20I want you to sit these guys on their ear
00:57:22You know that tune you rehearsed?
00:57:24I'd gladly do it again
00:57:25Here we go, fellas
00:57:26Yes
00:57:27Now look, Mr. Baxter
00:57:28Somebody gave you a bum stare
00:57:30The show is supposed to open in three days
00:57:33Oh, yes, I understand that
00:57:35But, Mr. Baxter
00:57:37You just can't back out on us now
00:57:40Yes
00:57:40You see
00:57:41Without your ten thousand
00:57:43We just can't open
00:57:45Oh, Mr. Baxter
00:57:48Yes
00:57:48Yes, I understand that
00:57:51All right, Mr. Baxter
00:57:52Thank you
00:57:53Goodbye, sir
00:58:01Floyd, come here
00:58:02Floyd, come here
00:58:02I've got to talk to you
00:58:03What's the matter, Sam?
00:58:04Baxter
00:58:04Somebody put a bug in his bonnet
00:58:06And he's backed out
00:58:07But he can't do that
00:58:08Yeah, that's what I said
00:58:09But it's his checkbook
00:58:11That means the show can't open day after tomorrow
00:58:13If ever
00:58:14And just think
00:58:16All these kids have worked so hard
00:58:17There's always rusty, though
00:58:19I'd nearly forgotten about her
00:58:20Yeah, so I noticed
00:58:22How much time have we got left?
00:58:24Not much
00:58:24This is the last day
00:58:27Well, I guess we'll have to go to Talbot's office
00:58:29Say, you don't mean you're going to
00:58:31No, no, no, no
00:58:32I don't know what I'm going to do
00:58:33But you take the girls out to lunch
00:58:35And I'll see you a little bit later on
00:58:36Okay, but look
00:58:37Please, don't do anything rash, will you?
00:58:39I'll try not to
00:58:40Okay, now
00:58:44Okay
00:58:46That was Baxter
00:58:47Yeah, what did he want?
00:58:48Oh, he just wanted to thank me
00:58:50For tipping him off on the show
00:58:51Before he lost his shirt on it
00:58:53Very nice move, darling
00:58:55Well, that ought to set Louis going
00:58:57You know, he'd give anything
00:58:58To get that show on
00:59:00Rusty, you're almost surprised
00:59:02I don't know
00:59:03Louis hasn't been very attentive
00:59:06Well, he'd better start and then a hurry
00:59:07Because today is the last day
00:59:09Then I'd start giving the money away to charity
00:59:12Can't you get anything out of that?
00:59:14Oh, I don't know
00:59:15Maybe a few pennies
00:59:16But that's not the idea
00:59:17I'd rather him marry you
00:59:19Then we'd have a steady income
00:59:20From here on out
00:59:23Oh, hello, Louis
00:59:24We were just talking about you
00:59:26Anything good?
00:59:28Well, you know
00:59:28Today is the last day
00:59:29Better make up your mind
00:59:31Can't you give me a little more time?
00:59:33I don't know
00:59:35You've got to abide by the will
00:59:36There's no way out
00:59:37I see
00:59:38Louis
00:59:39If your father wanted you to marry Rusty
00:59:41That's the way it ought to be
00:59:43Sure, Louis
00:59:44I don't like what I see
00:59:46Oh, now, don't be a fool
00:59:48If I didn't need the money
00:59:50I wouldn't come here at all
00:59:51Come on, now, let's be sensible
00:59:52That's what I'm trying to do
00:59:53All right, then do it
00:59:54Yeah?
00:59:55Marry Rusty and collect the dough
00:59:57But I'm in love with somebody else
00:59:59So what?
01:00:00You're going to let that stand in the way of you and a million bucks?
01:00:03Marry Rusty?
01:00:04Then we get a quick divorce and a settlement
01:00:06Why?
01:00:06Wait a minute
01:00:06Wait a minute
01:00:14Call me a crook
01:00:15Something like that
01:00:17Okay, Louis
01:00:18I have nothing more to say
01:00:19It's about time
01:00:21You'll be sorry, Louis
01:00:23I'd be a lot sorrier married to you
01:00:29Henry Talbot's office
01:00:31Yes, he is
01:00:34Hello?
01:00:36Oh, how are you?
01:00:37That's right
01:00:39Night at nine o'clock, Mr. Jarvis
01:00:42Yes, sir
01:00:44Well, Mr. Jarvis wanted it that way
01:00:52That was Dolph
01:00:53He wants us over to the house tonight at nine
01:00:55So that was your father's last wish
01:00:58Okay, I'll be there
01:00:59And thanks for helping me, Talbot
01:01:01I'll remember you in my will
01:01:05Stupid fool
01:01:07What's this about Dolph?
01:01:08I don't know
01:01:10They want me to bring the will over, too
01:01:12Maybe they suspect something
01:01:13No, no, no
01:01:14How could they?
01:01:15And besides, I'm not going to let any broken down servant
01:01:18Throw a wrench in the works now
01:01:19Don't you worry about that
01:01:37So the show's closing
01:01:38What about it?
01:01:41But Louis worked so hard
01:01:43He had his heart and soul in it
01:01:46Oh, there'll be other shows
01:01:48Not for me, June
01:01:50I've had enough
01:01:51Honey, you've got to have understanding and patience in this business
01:01:56But I can't take it, June
01:02:00Maybe it's a guy
01:02:02And not the show that's causing all this trouble
01:02:06Maybe it is
01:02:08Oh, June
01:02:09To ensure that I make one provision
01:02:12That within 30 days
01:02:14He marries a girl who is probably even now beside him
01:02:17Now, wait a minute
01:02:18We've heard all that before
01:02:19This is the legal wolf
01:02:21And it's dated before the one that you're reading
01:02:24Can I see it?
01:02:25Sure
01:02:33Now, listen
01:02:34Remember this
01:02:35I'm the lawyer in this family
01:02:36Mr. Jerome
01:02:38Lieutenant Jerome
01:02:39Of the police department
01:02:42May I continue?
01:02:43Certainly
01:02:44The girl who fits this description
01:02:46Waist 24
01:02:47Size 19 and a half
01:02:49Ankle
01:02:50Eight and a half
01:02:51Height 5 feet 5 inches
01:02:54Hair
01:02:55Dark brown
01:02:56Say, listen
01:02:56Those aren't the measurements we were looking for
01:02:58Something fishy
01:02:59Keep right on, Lieutenant
01:03:01Should there be any difficulty in finding this girl
01:03:04I suggest that you locate the daughter of the former lovey Lynn
01:03:07Namely
01:03:08Honey Carter
01:03:09Honey Carter?
01:03:11Hold it, you two
01:03:12I thought that signature in the world of yours was a phony
01:03:14Come on down to headquarters
01:03:16We got some questions that need some answers
01:03:18Thanks, Lieutenant
01:03:19That's all right, Dolph
01:03:20It's been a pleasure
01:03:22So you had it fixed, Dolph, eh?
01:03:24Yes, sir, Mr. Lewis
01:03:26The way your father was always talking about that lovely Lynn and her daughter
01:03:30I figured he kind of wanted you to marry this honey Carter
01:03:35Lately, I thought your father kind of felt that Mr. Talbot
01:03:39Wasn't up to no good
01:03:42I expect it was sort of a test
01:03:44To protect you
01:03:45And so I figured I'd better have the Lieutenant reading
01:03:49Just in case
01:03:52He used to play poker with Dad
01:03:54Is that right?
01:03:55Yes, and he'd tell the winning hand that time
01:03:58You know, shouldn't I get married right away?
01:04:02I expect you do
01:04:03Well, Sam
01:04:04See, can you dig up for justice apiece?
01:04:06I'll find honey
01:04:10Hey, and Sam
01:04:11Get the cast together
01:04:12The show must go on
01:04:29Hey, boy
01:04:30Don't you harm that bird
01:04:32Don't you dare to try
01:05:02Start releasing that chicken or you'll get a-lickin'
01:05:08That chick's too young to fry
01:05:10Hey, boy, better take my word
01:05:13Here's the reason why
01:05:15Gotta feed her up steady
01:05:16Till she gets ready
01:05:17That chick's too young to fry
01:05:19Take her back in the barnyard
01:05:21Let her go
01:05:22Then turn her loose
01:05:24Way out there in the barnyard
01:05:25She'll grow up for better use
01:05:28Hey, boy
01:05:28There'll come a time
01:05:30Someday
01:05:31By and by
01:05:31She'll be ready for fryin'
01:05:33So stop your cryin'
01:05:34That chick's too young to fry
01:05:35Get away
01:05:37Stay away
01:05:37Come back another day
01:05:38That chick's too young to fry
01:05:40That chick's too young to fry
01:06:11There was Adam happy as a man could be
01:06:13Till Eve started messin' with that apple tree
01:06:16Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:18Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:21Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:22They'll do it every time
01:06:26Lot took his wife to the corner store
01:06:28To get her malted
01:06:29She couldn't mind her business
01:06:30Boy, did she get salted
01:06:31Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:33Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:36Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:38They'll do it every time
01:06:39They sure will
01:06:41Samson thought Delilah was on the square
01:06:43Till one night she clipped him
01:06:45For all his hair
01:06:46Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:48Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:51Ain't that just like a woman
01:06:53They'll do it every time
01:07:23Ain't that just like a woman
01:07:24Who's on the square?ком
01:07:26You read your history books, you've learned that Nero fiddled while Rome was burned.
01:07:32Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman?
01:07:36Ain't that just like a woman? They'll do it every time.
01:07:41Marie Antoinette met those hungry cats at the gate.
01:07:44They were crying for bread. She said, let them eat cake.
01:07:47Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman?
01:07:51Ain't that just like a woman? They'll do it every time.
01:07:55They sure will.
01:08:11You can buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side.
01:08:14No matter what you do, they ain't never satisfied.
01:08:17Ain't that just like a woman? Ain't that just like a woman?
01:08:21Ain't that just like a woman? They'll do it every time.
01:08:42If you want a guy with gold, don't care if he's young or old, it's a sense you're barking up
01:08:48the wrong tree.
01:08:49But if you want to get your kicks from a boy who knows the tricks.
01:08:53If his love you want, baby, that's me.
01:08:57If you want a guy with class who's way above the mass, well, I'm not the right person, obviously.
01:09:03me. But if you want to get that glow from a cat that's in the know, if it's love you
01:09:09won't, baby, that's me. So take your time and think it over. Don't do anything that's
01:09:18rash. Don't go for a guy with flesh. Cause love will last longer than cash. If you want
01:09:27a guy with class who's way above the mask, I'm not the right type, I must agree.
01:09:34But if you feel like getting sent from a truly righteous gent, if it's love you won't, baby,
01:09:40that's me. If it's love you won't, baby, that's me.
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