00:00You got to love Uncle Trump, man. He is the ultimate troll. The ultimate troll. I love it. Absolutely love
00:07it. Check it out.
00:08We're all doing good together. That's why tonight, to show just how much I care about the press, and I
00:15want to save your ratings. I'm pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my
00:24intention to run for a fourth term as president of the United States.
00:31I will be doing that. I will be having an official. In fact, I think I have. Yeah. I won
00:39three times. Now I'm going to do it again. Thank you. I'm going to do it again. It should be
00:50easy. I'm getting very good at running for president. Now I won three times. Did very well the second time,
00:55by the way. It's a rigged election, but we'll have to talk about it.
00:58You know, it's interesting. When you come back and you do a good job like we did, you don't care
01:03about it so much, but we do have to tighten up these elections because they really are in seriously bad
01:08shape.
